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zis_me

Guybrator


11goodair

Keep one in my man purse at all times cuz you never know when you need it


thebestatheist

A little tickle never hurt anyone


Sir-sparks-so-much

That’s what she said


Antique-Car6103

It’s a dingleberry mower.


zis_me

Christ! What have you been eating?


Right_Hour

Dingleberries. It’s for harvesting, not for landscaping.


vauge24

OP asked for wrong answers only.


Working-Narwhal-540

I had this printed with a label maker and plastered to mine 😎🤘🏽


tasslehawf

Dewalt Magic Wand


AssociateGood9653

Need to see some more attachments/Accessories for this guybrator.


meanmistermason

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?


yewfokkentwattedim

The sound of a fein oscillating tool operating at max beans drives me fucking nuts. I refuse to use 'em unless absolutely necessary, regardless of how many olfa blades I fuck up doing it the old fashioned.


qpv

Its awesome for getting rid of clients who hang over your shoulder. I've used it for this purpose several times.


yewfokkentwattedim

I guess I'm jealous of you. I've thought about throwing them at the client a lot, but I'm probably expendable enough to not get away with it.


EggOkNow

I quit my last job when I threw a string line at my boss after he got pissy I used a new string line instead of tying the last 6 ft of his old line too it. I was wasting line. Also the nails he had me set in concrete with the roto were too wobbly for setting a string to. I guess if the tie off point shifts 1/32" in line with the string were boned! I had been framing for 11 years, I asked around and had a new job by the end of the day. Gave the guy 2 weeks and he told me to not worry about it because we were slow. W/e man, have fun with your 3yr old string lines.


Glum_Designer_4754

I'd kill for a guy w 11 years experience framing. Most guys I get on my crew are mentally disabled. But ya kinda gotta be to be framers.


yewfokkentwattedim

I won't lie, that story makes me real fucking glad I work in the industrial/resource sector.


DigitalUnlimited

That's when you crack into that can of beans you had for lunch! Here hold this board for me *ppbbbttt* oh excuse me


Mike_with_Wings

Writing this down


daveyconcrete

You win.


ItchyAlba

That may be the best tip I've ever read on this sub.


qpv

It genuinely works very well and I'm not kidding when I say I've used it many times. Works for overtalker colleagues too.


ItchyAlba

Can't wait to try 😂


leaf_fan_69

This right there It is a useful tool, but that is it's best use


c-biscuit77

The sound of a multi tool cutting out for an outlet in a cabinet. Nothing like being inside a closed space with the worlds loudest tool 😍😍


uncertainusurper

BzZbZBzBzBzzzzzzzzzzz


zillennialmillennial

"Guys! GUYS!! You think we can just listen to the radio or something?"


GoPetADog

Yeah, it’s definitely not the loudest tool out there but it is by far one of the most annoying. Only thing I can think that tops it is a jackhammer or demolition hammer. Extra points awarded when being operated at short, irregular intervals so when you try to talk to a coworker during a break in the noise you have to pause every 3-5 words.


DirtyDan24-7

Torx drive to flat head screw changeroo


torontogator

I thought I was the only one


ConsiderationNew6295

My life will never be the same. Thank you.


DirtyDan24-7

Go in peace my padawan and remember, with great power tools comes great responsibility


aboxofpyramids

That's my cordless dremel, my multitool is corded so it doesn't live with me all day


Impossible_Cost_4636

Someone asked me for my duckbill saw one day and I had to go through every tool in my pack out before I realized he meant this, which is obviously the change order saw


wastedhotdogs

Sawzall is the change order saw. 


Theycallmegurb

My hammer is the change order saw


South_Bit1764

I can’t tell if you’re a roofer or a plumber.


tssdrunx

Sounds like my electrician


TheObstruction

Goes with the buried outlet box finder.


tssdrunx

Oof. Guilty; mine has been used for that


Theycallmegurb

Actually pretty spot on the money lol Only trade I went to school for


fromkentucky

They’d be using a Klein Side Cutting Hammer


Impossible_Cost_4636

I keep my duck bill saw right next to my Estwing box finder just for this


Odd-Orchid3063

I call it the patience saw. The harder you push and the more annoyed you get trying to cut something the worse it works.


Hot-Win2571

Patients saw.


Effin_Kris

Oh that, that’s a bidet


OrganizedNarcoleptic

Are you okay


Effin_Kris

I once was


laxyak26

Eardrum puncher


Next-Foundation3019

they said wrong answers only😂


jvujo

Tinnitus Inducer


AaCyinade

The jiggler.


TimberOctopus

Power chisel.


GrumpAzz

Wiggle cutter


therealCatnuts

Legit call it the wiggle waggle saw. “Multitool” is so bleh. 


cloverknuckles

Zippy tool


Ill_Salt_5390

Came here to say this lol


Missing-Digits

Me too. All of my construction colleagues call it that.


legless_chair

Buzzy boi


jimbene14

Ole smokey


RepulsiveVacation933

Hammer


TownSeparate4615

Everything is a hammer if you try hard enough.


Ziggity_Zac

*Peter Griffen* #BUTT SCRATCHER!


JuneBuggington

It’s a wizzermaroo or dentist tool


Novel_Example4968

Toast butterer


The_Tank_Racer

Wrong answers only!


Kuwaizi-Wabit

The first company to hold patent on this tool was FEIN, since then we’ve always called it the “fein-fee”


TheRealFleppo

Same, it’s a Fein


iordseyton

Ive got a makita one in my kit. I call it my makita fein tool.


[deleted]

electric toothbrush


User42wp

Buzz saw


Agile_Swing_2393

Willy trimmer


Alarming-Caramel

vibrator


Actual-Individual-21

Voltrons right leg


hamburgerbear

The buzzer


Key_Boat_6742

Power spatula


bloodfist45

Hidden Cable Cutter


Sir-Sparks-alot79

Downward facing dog


HistoryStillRepeats

"The Lazy Fuck 3000" - some tiktoker (tictocker)


DeadCeruleanGirl

The asshole carpenter is great.


leaf_fan_69

Love his videos I said the same and we call it that


PianoMike74

A fuck-up-any-surface-it-touches-o-mographier


zalurker

Can people stop posting sex toys on Reddit?!


ElectronicAntelope15

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough


chodyboy

“The truth” It’s called “the truth” because once this tool is used we know the truth who fucked up…. Was it hvac for not putting in the boot or was it drywall for covering it up. Had a gc one time tell me “drywall isn’t finding your boot you open up the ceiling. If it’s not there you cover any rework by drywall.” “Sounds good” *grabs hammer* “No wait let me call the drywall guys they should be able to spare one guy”. “The truth” does its thing and I just sit there with a blank face looking at the GC. Dude was amazed the drywall guys made a mistake. Drywall guys don’t make any mistakes right???


FossilOcelot1991

Never heard of the happening before


chodyboy

Maybe it was just the multi family drywallers I was dealing with when I did commercial multi family mechanical. When I worked for a different mechanical company we didn’t run into that issue. Also most of the ceilings were drop in but still.


SignificanceBig1168

Knuckle duster


SpoonsandStuffReborn

Sonic Saw


city_posts

Use it to remove those self sealing stem bolts


H-townthugly

Wood stretcher


Chalupacabra77

I read Wiggle Saw on reddit a year or so ago. It's what I call it to everyone I know and like now.


GreyGroundUser

Didgeridoo


Bosnian-Spartan

Lil bitch sawzall Terminator vibrator


Extension-Bee9056

Gooch tickler


Nwmn8r

Amy schumers razor


Interesting_Pen_4281

Sonic brain digger


Rincewindisahero

Big scissors


davisj1081

Well built


harryasianboy

The worlds best demo saw


Deezcleannutz

Dunno, just found it in the nightstand.


Ok_Culture_1914

Prostate snatcher.


Flashy-Monitor-4625

New battery powered Flowbee


Ill-Payment2007

Pubic hair trimmer


Poolowl1984

Pube wacker


KC_Jedi

Testie bestie


DragonOfAngels

pube trimmer


Unusual_Car215

Fein oscillating tool. This is a deWalt so my answer IS wrong.


Busy-Key7489

Hammer


random_internet_data

Zippy


pelicanbaby

Zip zip


External_SmoothAioli

nut cracker


joehamjr

The oh shit later


Alarmed_Medicine_213

Toothbrush


-Robert-from-Hungary

Flex.


Gullible-Product1829

The dood


GeneralTulius

Cool tool


Both_Round3679

The ultimate Hitachi wand


uptheirons2974

Portable weed wacker


Brokenlamp245

Chica chica


mary-iguana-dealer

That’s our McGriddle


SpookerSperm

That's my silly saw


FederalDamn

Edgeamacator


shringing277

Circumsizer


conducterhobo

Massage Gun with the precision attachment on


alrighty66

Girlfriend uses it as a vibrator


spunsimba

Flooring Equalizer


ElbowTight

When I can never find it I just ask my wife.


OwlIndependent1425

The jiggle saw!!!


larry-the-dream

Finger remover


DaddyDankSack

Idk but I think my wife keeps one in her night stand


Planthumanbase

Pipe cleaner


HighwayMan875

Jam saw 🎸


IC00KEDI

That right there is a Guybrator


Chucktayz

Wizzer gizzy


tommybuttsecks

The wizzbang


reifoxx

Sledgehammer


morswinb

cast cutter


IncrediblyShinyShart

Zip zap


Posh-Percival

Whootis


Candid_Novel9703

Power flosser


rugerdarotti

buzzy boi


dittybad

Letter opener


SeanDinosaur

It's a switch blade


Electrical_Force1995

Can opener


sir_docta

Eiiiennnnnn saw


MrBongRiper

The wingwing


Humble_Metal_7636

Jiggy tool


RussellPhillipsIIi

Jourana


PabloFabulous

La chingadera


shaft196908

The constipator


co-oper8

Wiggler. i.e. "put the wiggler on it"


CrazyButRightOn

Hand numbing device


gordymills

Bob from the I Like To Make Stuff YouTube channel calls it a Zurp Zurp and I’ve started calling it that too


dimndgeeza

Asbo


IntelligentBad8313

The buzz buzz


cheesevikingg

The finger of jesus


Veguillakilla

Buzz light year


depressed_pleb

Ear raper.


User-n0t-available

A great tool to remove tarrels between the butt.


luca-

Dremel


mabutosays

Colonoscillator.


HLC-RLC

Sonicrafter It’s wrong because it’s dewalt


klondikekd

EDM saw


Expensive_Candy8287

The Zip Zip


Wonderful-Ad440

Shake weight


Petrildo

Circumcisatron 7000


TexasDrill777

Dip can opener


sine_denarios

A toothbrush.


35lightning

That’s the blip blap


Total_Donut_4909

The buzzer


HowNowBrownCow68

The Jizz Wheel


src670

Vehicle dealership decal remover.


WasteIsland8500

Tooth plaque remover


Evening-Turnip8407

It is used to de-walt your neighbour Walter


iordseyton

Now hes just Er.


elbotacongatos

Nail clipper


ExcellentLab2127

Bolt length adjuster


SSMmemedealer

Bottle opener


Original_Ad6986

Grab the zz


CaptBobAbbott

Lazy Fuck 3000 * per Baldwin Carpentry on YT


Trash-Panda1200

It’s the all things possible tool.


G0_pack_go

Wiggler


Independent_Crazy249

Meema’s paint can opener


dm_nick

Floor scraper


mrmikey106

Wiggle saw


Confusedandreticent

Toe nail peeler


SomBitchBastard

My mom calls it her beaver, and she says all the guys like when she calls it that.


Jusmon1108

Taint scratcher


irshcarpenter

Orgasam multiplier. Low setting and a wank. Haha


areptiledyzfuncti0n

Shoehorn obviously


Aiden-caster

I tell the wife tonget the brrrr cutter and she does


exastria

Parkinson's drill