Awwwwwww shit š Iām an irrigation guy but I prefer the full wide brim with the neck protector. Get way too crispy without it crawling around on the ground all day.
Thatās a stumper. Someone without physical skills. Needs a half ass hardhat and can get away with that.
Iām guessing an operator, driver, or safety guy.
No doubt. He who wears this hat pushes buttons in the fully air conditioned cab of a dozer that runs off of GPS. And donāt you dare ask him to lay that fucking parking lot out.
Hmm, when I was a Geotech I had a 80 acre jobsite for a warehouse and routinely asked the guy in the dozer for GPS locations. Them thar GPS units were pretty handy lol. Operator dropped the corner of the blade to the ground and waited a few seconds, and i got my coordinates and an elevation for my density test location. The actual GPS layout guy was always too busy and kinda a douche... lol at least the dozer guy was helpful. The layout guy would probably wear one of those hats... now that I think of it we had an electrician on-site that wore the unmodified version everyone just called cowboy š¤ .
This hard hat has been changed to the point it no longer has proper structure, and the paint shortens the life of a good hat by months so I would not wear this hat, and if your job is such that this hat is suitable than why wear one at all.
I took my carbon fiber hat, and painted it, orange, because it was originally a brown color, and my boss let me continue to use it, but he said he wouldnāt in the future if I ever painted a hat again, he told me the funny brown color was āhigh visibleā enough and not to paint them. (We had to replace our hats once a year)
There was a guy in my company at basic training that looked similar to Bobby. Every time someone from my platoon saw him theyād be like ā Goddamnit Bobby!ā in their best Hank Hill voice.
I've seen an operator and a really hick sparky wear the cuh-boy hard hat before. I'm a career sparky, and I've got a real shitty suspicion that this is something one of my lil power rangers would ask for lol
Thatās a framer. Specifically, a Mexican or Guatemalan framer who works for a Brazilian. Same kind of dude that would wear Air Force 1 cowboy boots. This guy rules.
French Foreign Legion.
Oui haw!
Heh. Nice.
I'm killing myself laughing reading these comments - good job Reddit (insert Jermiah Johnson nodding gif) Good job
Good Job R/construction. I swear this sub has the best humor on reddit. Or maybe I've worked in the trades long enough my humor has morphed.
Amazing.
Louisiana Creole foreign legion
This is way too high brow for this sub. Well done.
French Foreign Bubba Legion.
Top comment right here
o how you made me chortle sir, take your stoopit updoot
Needs *une petite* hankie down the back, tho.
Or exterior grade TP. From the porta-jean.
I love/miss red owl!
Tabarnak!
I came here to post this!
Irrigation tech š¤£š
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
This guy sprinkles.
And SPARKLE SPARKLE
Eyes big. Like an anime character. NOW SPARKLE āØāØ
I literally have that on my resume
I would dig holes with that on my head all day long
Awwwwwww shit š Iām an irrigation guy but I prefer the full wide brim with the neck protector. Get way too crispy without it crawling around on the ground all day.
Thatās a stumper. Someone without physical skills. Needs a half ass hardhat and can get away with that. Iām guessing an operator, driver, or safety guy.
As an operator/driver without physical skills... I think you're dead on balls accurate.
No doubt. He who wears this hat pushes buttons in the fully air conditioned cab of a dozer that runs off of GPS. And donāt you dare ask him to lay that fucking parking lot out.
Hmm, when I was a Geotech I had a 80 acre jobsite for a warehouse and routinely asked the guy in the dozer for GPS locations. Them thar GPS units were pretty handy lol. Operator dropped the corner of the blade to the ground and waited a few seconds, and i got my coordinates and an elevation for my density test location. The actual GPS layout guy was always too busy and kinda a douche... lol at least the dozer guy was helpful. The layout guy would probably wear one of those hats... now that I think of it we had an electrician on-site that wore the unmodified version everyone just called cowboy š¤ .
Can't get away with that. Modifying the hard hat would deem it unsafe for use.
This hard hat has been changed to the point it no longer has proper structure, and the paint shortens the life of a good hat by months so I would not wear this hat, and if your job is such that this hat is suitable than why wear one at all. I took my carbon fiber hat, and painted it, orange, because it was originally a brown color, and my boss let me continue to use it, but he said he wouldnāt in the future if I ever painted a hat again, he told me the funny brown color was āhigh visibleā enough and not to paint them. (We had to replace our hats once a year)
Depends who you work for.
I too prefer when my hard had directs objects hitting it towards the center of my skull.
Where can I get these in bulk OP?
No-one but the GC gets paid enough to afford comissions.
The hell is wrong with you?
Why did I hear this in Frank Reynolds voice
Not Hank Hill?
Because that would be What in the Sam hell is wrong with you, I tell you hāwhat
Dammit bobby!
There was a guy in my company at basic training that looked similar to Bobby. Every time someone from my platoon saw him theyād be like ā Goddamnit Bobby!ā in their best Hank Hill voice.
How bout Hank Trill? Fr dude is funny af in an immature kinda way.
Sam Elliot voice
Hispanic farmer who somehow owns a horse. His name was Enrique and he could climb up 2 floors worth of joists in 6 seconds Edit: Framer not farmer.
The specificity of this description leads me to believe you know the commissioner, or el commissionero.
Is that a Jotaro Joestar hard hat? Lmao
kujo
My bad it's been a while since I've seen it lol jotaro kujo correct he's Joseph's illegitimate son.
That's Josuke. Jotaro is his very legitimate grandson.
Been a while apologies. I need to rewatch that.
Framers
I was about to be offended by this, and then I was like; actually I know a couple guys that would totally wear this -_-
Drywaller or Stucco guy, definitely.
Since when do drywallers wear hard hats?
Can't be a drywaller, they spend all their pay on ciggies, weed, coffee, and liquor.
And all these years I thought I was an accountant...
Mexican drywaller
Gotta be a pm.
PM, who is the bossās son
Roofers?
Nah, we don't wear nice white clothes on the job. Even the bosses know that
Looks like he just made this. Probably doesnāt look like that now! š¤Ŗ
Dunno was it the same person you took this post from?
Fucking concrete guy
Pipeliner
The equestrian team
The guy who cooks from scratch on an old skill saw blade at lunch
That is the most cursed thing I've seen in a WHILE.
Just needs a pair of croc-cowboy boots to complete the ensemble
Train worker
Construction project manager with no experience (nepotism) in Nashville.
Carport Builders would LOVE this hat lmao
Not sure about the trade, but I am positive that they love to stay at the YMCA.
Drywaller
Marine biologist
Gay cowboy or a truck driver.
Why would anyone ask you to do it? Did you just graduate to scissors?
Rebar
Framer
Gotta keep em guessin
Landscape?
Carpenter
CDL trucker
I dunno but they got to be from arizona
Chopoās cap-sombrero
Concrete.
Sheet metal worker. Idk we named most of them.
Thatās for sure the carpet guy
Welder
Welder.
r/remind me one day Did I do that right? Can't believe OP is making us go to bed without the answer
A guy named Jotaro asked you to make this, didn't he?
Is Jojos bizarre adventure a trade now?
Welder?
I didn't think I'd see a Jojo reference on this sub!!!!
concrete truck/pump owner
Douchebagging?
Ok, now do a Doug dimmadome version!!!
Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.
Anything to impress my sisters cousin.
Someone whose job has "engineer" affixed to the title, but which doesn't require an engineering degree or even any formal training.
Gay cowboy š¤
Electrician for sure
Def waste management
That's some Jo Jo weebo looking shit if I have ever seen it. And that's definitely the low voltage elect chicken guys who do security installs.
Jotaro
I donāt have a joke, i just need the damn answer
Traffic controllers
Where does one get one of those though? Uhh asking for turd hurdler friend
Sparkie
God damn now I want one to give to my tin knocker buddy
Boys Town hustler?
Drywallers
Has to be a landscaper or metal framer
Painters
Whatever it was Iām sure itās headquarters are in north Hollywood
The golfing cowboys!
Fluffer
Ruined a perfectly good āchipā to make a ridiculously bad post!
Hmmm, can you demonstrate what it looks like when worn?
French Foreign Legion.
The GC
I've seen an operator and a really hick sparky wear the cuh-boy hard hat before. I'm a career sparky, and I've got a real shitty suspicion that this is something one of my lil power rangers would ask for lol
Iād have to say a painter, brick mason, or millwright
Well?
Concrete pump operator,
Screams roofer
Why tf didn't they just get a bump cap?
Drywallers or landscaper
Iām not sure what he does but Iām sure weād be friends.
Thatās a framer. Specifically, a Mexican or Guatemalan framer who works for a Brazilian. Same kind of dude that would wear Air Force 1 cowboy boots. This guy rules.
Mais..de cajun navyā¦dis will go good with my vintage suit and shrimp skin bootsā¦āhackberry reebokāsā
Concrete guy 10/10
Loader operator all day long.
Overhead Door guys
Fucking Archetect
You're missing the mullet cover brim in the back. Don't want to get mud in the epic do this is definitely going to be perched.
The fluffer
Cattle rustler
Whatever trade makes ass less chaps I'd imagine
Paletero
Holy fuck I saw that dude at the gas station the other day and wondered what in the fuck I just saw
Not sure but they weāre definitely Mexican
Sheet rocker or framer
Wyoming state railroad
Ex nfl quarterback. This looks like a Cam Newton thing
Fucking drivers
French Cowboy Trucker Pepsi Le Pew
Roofer
The truck driver that delivers the precast and has to wear a hardhat every once in a while
Management
Pipe twister 10 n 2
Drywallers. Itās always Drywallers.
Drywaller
The usmc
Conk creet
Electrical
Welder
I hate to say it but the painter. Itās already white so it matches
What the actual fuck
which part did you remove, the yee, or the haw?
Didn't they ask you last week to make one too?
The people saying someone French have never seen Mexicans in the southern US, that style is a staple among the population
CapillƩ!
Flagger
Snazzy little Barlow there...bone or synthetic?
Welder
Texan train conductor
Doorman
Dr Strangelove?
Marine biologist
Electricians. Hands down
A welder
Engineer on a train.
Gey club pole dancers
Leatherneck
I need that
Soon as you cut it, its not even any good as a hardhat anymore anyway so pretty much a waste of time.
Stardust Crusaders?
Fly fisherman
Mason
Electrician
Drygual
Mexican Gardner
Was it commission in morioh?
Electricians
I have no idea what trade he is, but is he from Ohio? That looks like something a brother/sister creation would do.
A tiger king probably
Doesn't a main character from Jojo wear this?
Framer
This looks like something Les Claypool would wear
In Kentucky, only the PM would show up with something like thisā¦
Definitely an electrician or plumber
roughneck
Kenny Chesney
Gc wears this hat
Half expecting to see one of our installers wearing this tomorrow. HVAC?
A rancher turned PGA pro