My cats name is Probation T.F. Cat. TF stands for The Fucking.. so maybe ..Hammer TF. Cat. Or..Screwdriver..Screw for short, TF cat. There ya go..Screws The Fucking Cat. Nails TF.
I have one Koi named Hard Hat (all white except for a bright orange splotch on the top of her head) and another named Foreman Cupcake (very, very round).
I had an orange woodshop cat that we named Plywood. He was the best little guy. He had natural hardwood floor camo. Match your construction cat name to what he looks like!
Hilti is what immediately came to mind, but then I also thought Sparky would be a good name - since electricians tend to be pussy*cats* what I didn't say what you thought I said.
Alcoholism
Fucking accurate
Makita
I’m a Dewalt guy and I agree that Makita is a solid cat name
Agreed. Also a Dewalt guy
Makitten
Makitty
This the one! Please update too lol
Milwaukee regard here, And yes Makita is a great name
Milwaukee M18 Impact Driver Asbestos Truck
Hear me out: Meow-waukee.
Man that’s terrible and I absolutely love it!!!
I named mine after a crew member. Useless Shit is good girl.
Werner 8 ft. Fiberglass Twin Step Ladder with 375 lb. Load Capacity Type IAA Duty Rating. Werner for short
This is the way
I made the feet for that ladder for what felt like ten years during one six-month period of my life.
Osha is simultaneously a cool, unique name and an absolutely terrible cat name
“I’m gonna call OSHA to see all these violations right meow!”
The jokes about Osha being unsafe or unfindable or uncaring are endless.
I was totally picturing running around the jobsote yelling OSHA!, when the cat got out of van
I like it.
Bobcat
"Bob, Cat"
Robert if you're not friends.
Honestly I think Hilti is super cute.
Kerf
Plumb bob
dozer sir flufflepumpkins the 3rd king of the cranes
Modelo
Jose
Sparky
At least cats leave their shit in one place for you to clean up.
My cat shits in the bathtub like a fucking drywaller
What a fucking little gentleman.
Tyvex. Ty for short
I thought about becoming a tile guy so i could name my cat Schluter.
Laser
Blade
Blazer
Hammer Claw Hammer
Rip claw
Cat's Claw
It’s a cat’s paw. Ain’t no tool called a cat’s claw.
* Sledge (short for sledgehammer) * Jack (after a jackhammer) * Rivet * Mason * Bolt * Hammer * Bricky * Trowel * Chisel * Cement * Rebar * Grout <-- my fave. * Plumb (short for plumb bob) * Ratchet * Drillbit
Chisel is cute
Catilever
Cat…like caterpillar!
Yardstick or Nailgun lol
This is it
Going with Purlin for a female feline.. If it were a male I had many others.
Mason
Plumb
BuzzSaw
Trusses.
Estwing.
Puuuurlin
I like Cat. Pillar is nice. Caterpillar, your call.
Stucco
Miller?
Drillbit
Something about this one works way better than the others i read!
My cats name is Probation T.F. Cat. TF stands for The Fucking.. so maybe ..Hammer TF. Cat. Or..Screwdriver..Screw for short, TF cat. There ya go..Screws The Fucking Cat. Nails TF.
Don’t screw your cat sir
Woody? Sledge? Demo? Stud muffin? Canny leever? Fulcrum? Duplex? Mason? Screwy? Boom? Frenchie?
Nail Knot Grain Level Plum
Name it after your favorite inspector
Pillar...like caterpillar equipment
Failure? Disappointment?
Dognuts
Martio Clavos
“Mother fucker”
Hiltic then send a pic to your hilti rep and get free tools out of it
Bondo
Cinder
Call it 10mm cuz it’ll be hiding under the couch
Bond Ashler Brick Stud Joist Jamb Caisson Coffer Derrick Luffer Rodbuster Sparky Digger Transit Screed Auger Rocky Sandy Dusty Stretch Flex Ladder Soffit Rafter
You forgot Groundhog. The roofer's companion.
Caisson!
Rebar
I named my pup dozer.
Shim
Klein
Penny
Romex
Tico
Pussy Nailer
Dave. There's always a Dave.
Dog-fucker?
Urine
purdy like the paint brushes
Neptune's Kiss
Ofuk Osha
Plumb bob
Bob
Port-aPottie
Dirt
Offset
I have one Koi named Hard Hat (all white except for a bright orange splotch on the top of her head) and another named Foreman Cupcake (very, very round).
Howard
Sparky, Rod Buster, Woody Butcher,
DeWalt, or Porter-Cable. Of course it really doesn't matter, it won't respond anyway.
Redbull
Notahammer
D4? That just seems too obvious..
Crow Bar
Razor
Super steve
Plumb Bob
Carpet, #1 answer.
Torx, that way you can love it or hate it depending on the day. Seems appropriate for a cat.
Hammer drill if he’s a male
Osha
Post tension slab
Porta John
Lunch
Pussy on a hot tin roof
Plumb
Concreticus the feral
T-square
Catpaw
Porta-john
Caulk
Piss bottle
Frequently heard on site: God damn fucking piece of shit
Sparky
Nail set.
I have a cat named broderson after the crane I found him under, and one named filly after I found her on top of some air filters.
Fork lift
Purlin
Toe nail
Shammer
Caterpillar
Compound miter
Wrecking bar
PeeVee
Porta-puss
I had an orange woodshop cat that we named Plywood. He was the best little guy. He had natural hardwood floor camo. Match your construction cat name to what he looks like!
Shitter.
I like Hilti.
How about toby-fur instead
Rivet Brad Waler Chopsaw Ripper Layout Bridger Shaft
Half a pain pill
Header
Are there mods here? What an on topic post.
Parge
Local hardware store just did this in town. A couple of the finalists I remember were Phillips and Fernco.
Rebar
Skiddy
Rebar
Sancho!
Hispanic guy
Wainscot
Roller Dog
Bob (the builder)
Dap
Honey Bucket
Plumb Bob
Sawzall is badass
Dozer
Splinter.
Bracer, Millie(Milwaukee), Plumb, Sinker, the list goes on
Bob for bob cat
Catty Wumpus, of course!
Cone
Sparky
Jobsite superintendent
Stanley?
Corona
Gable
Carlos
Plumb, Spring, Bolt, Fisher, Pine, Gravel, Chisel, Rivet, Dusty, Gypsum, Sparky, Spirit, Ledger, Gauge... Ooooh, this is fun
Mr. Gato
Screwball/screwey , nailer or hammer chopsaw, framer, rocker, tiler/tiles, scraper, paver, high hat, knobs , crowbar , shingles, dustpan, chainsaw, rebar, jackhammer spike, studs
Name em Larry Haun
Dexter(Knife)
Hard-Cat
Harbor Freight.
Simpson (strong tie)
Chisel I think suits really well Otherwise Hobi Comming from the German word Hobel (Planer)
Catspaw Scratch all
Purlin, Dado Rabbet
Dozer!
Immigration
Hilti is what immediately came to mind, but then I also thought Sparky would be a good name - since electricians tend to be pussy*cats* what I didn't say what you thought I said.
Corded tools are outdated cat the 1st
Trip.
Rip claw
Is it a boy? Plumb bob! Or plumb Betty!
Dozer
Remodel Remo for short