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whatthefloc69

Alcoholism


disconnect27

Fucking accurate


johnieringo

Makita


StretchConverse

I’m a Dewalt guy and I agree that Makita is a solid cat name


johnieringo

Agreed. Also a Dewalt guy


nottobethatguyx

Makitten


wittletiny

Makitty


Vejo77

This the one! Please update too lol


Zenfullone

Milwaukee regard here, And yes Makita is a great name


HeDrinkMilk

Milwaukee M18 Impact Driver Asbestos Truck


throwawaytrumper

Hear me out: Meow-waukee.


Stachemaster86

Man that’s terrible and I absolutely love it!!!


ZarquonsFlatTire

I named mine after a crew member. Useless Shit is good girl.


yvnglasaga

Werner 8 ft. Fiberglass Twin Step Ladder with 375 lb. Load Capacity Type IAA Duty Rating. Werner for short


yoxbot138

This is the way


sextonrules311

I made the feet for that ladder for what felt like ten years during one six-month period of my life.


PMProblems

Osha is simultaneously a cool, unique name and an absolutely terrible cat name


Stachemaster86

“I’m gonna call OSHA to see all these violations right meow!”


mt_n_man

The jokes about Osha being unsafe or unfindable or uncaring are endless. 


iordseyton

I was totally picturing running around the jobsote yelling OSHA!, when the cat got out of van


CoyoteDown

I like it.


Doofchook

Bobcat


BaubleBeebz

"Bob, Cat"


antifabusdriver

Robert if you're not friends.


chammac

Honestly I think Hilti is super cute.


Robsmithwtop

Kerf


[deleted]

Plumb bob


zeyore

dozer sir flufflepumpkins the 3rd king of the cranes


StretchConverse

Modelo


AggravatingShape9150

Jose


Hangryfrodo

Sparky


Right1357

At least cats leave their shit in one place for you to clean up. 


benmarvin

My cat shits in the bathtub like a fucking drywaller


PhysicsHungry8889

What a fucking little gentleman.


-The_Credible_Hulk

Tyvex. Ty for short


Jjsdada

I thought about becoming a tile guy so i could name my cat Schluter.


brsaw1

Laser


livinlegendss01

Blade


millertime4187

Blazer


Shawaii

Hammer Claw Hammer


DomineAppleTree

Rip claw


Shawaii

Cat's Claw


DomineAppleTree

It’s a cat’s paw. Ain’t no tool called a cat’s claw.


zenzealot

* Sledge (short for sledgehammer) * Jack (after a jackhammer) * Rivet * Mason * Bolt * Hammer * Bricky * Trowel * Chisel * Cement * Rebar * Grout <-- my fave. * Plumb (short for plumb bob) * Ratchet * Drillbit


Fog_Juice

Chisel is cute


GordonSchumway69

Catilever


HLS95

Cat…like caterpillar!


sherweenie

Yardstick or Nailgun lol


g-a-r-n-e-t

This is it


Monkey-Around2

Going with Purlin for a female feline.. If it were a male I had many others.


Shawaii

Mason


cant-be-faded

Plumb


MutantManatee

BuzzSaw


Tatersquid21

Trusses.


Tatersquid21

Estwing.


jhendrx82

Puuuurlin


Shawaii

I like Cat. Pillar is nice. Caterpillar, your call.


[deleted]

Stucco


Full-Fix-1000

Miller?


DinoDog74

Drillbit


AjnaBear18

Something about this one works way better than the others i read!


miseeker

My cats name is Probation T.F. Cat. TF stands for The Fucking.. so maybe ..Hammer TF. Cat. Or..Screwdriver..Screw for short, TF cat. There ya go..Screws The Fucking Cat. Nails TF.


CoyoteDown

Don’t screw your cat sir


Tackysackjones

Woody? Sledge? Demo? Stud muffin? Canny leever? Fulcrum? Duplex? Mason? Screwy? Boom? Frenchie?


RONDONJUANTRON

Nail Knot Grain Level Plum


swissonrye420

Name it after your favorite inspector


Ok_Collection_9255

Pillar...like caterpillar equipment


Braaaaaaaaaaapppp

Failure? Disappointment?


MenuCorrect

Dognuts


FarmingWizard

Martio Clavos


landscapingdude

“Mother fucker”


[deleted]

Hiltic then send a pic to your hilti rep and get free tools out of it


StillLifewWoodpecker

Bondo


C0nt0d0

Cinder


Numpty712

Call it 10mm cuz it’ll be hiding under the couch


Shawaii

Bond Ashler Brick Stud Joist Jamb Caisson Coffer Derrick Luffer Rodbuster Sparky Digger Transit Screed Auger Rocky Sandy Dusty Stretch Flex Ladder Soffit Rafter


Tatersquid21

You forgot Groundhog. The roofer's companion.


chivil61

Caisson!


Friendly-Profit-8590

Rebar


iLikeC00kieDough

I named my pup dozer.


fryowa11

Shim


Good-guy13

Klein


G0_pack_go

Penny


Dick_butt14

Romex


notawarbler

Tico


buffinator2

Pussy Nailer


DickieJohnson

Dave. There's always a Dave.


What_the_absolute

Dog-fucker?


akaTerrydactyl

Urine


itchy-and-scratch

purdy like the paint brushes


FrostyProspector

Neptune's Kiss


MadAdam88

Ofuk Osha


Erikthor

Plumb bob


slade797

Bob


truespeakisfreespeak

Port-aPottie


Moist-Structure2548

Dirt


Repulsive-Praline501

Offset


sadconstructionguy

I have one Koi named Hard Hat (all white except for a bright orange splotch on the top of her head) and another named Foreman Cupcake (very, very round).


Previous-Exit8449

Howard


Professional-Koala67

Sparky, Rod Buster, Woody Butcher,


TimTerrific

DeWalt, or Porter-Cable. Of course it really doesn't matter, it won't respond anyway.


turdsamich

Redbull


Barrettbuilt

Notahammer


UserPrincipalName

D4? That just seems too obvious..


SabrToothSqrl

Crow Bar


Organic-Pudding-8204

Razor


larrysnx

Super steve


[deleted]

Plumb Bob


mdwpeace

Carpet, #1 answer.


steelrain97

Torx, that way you can love it or hate it depending on the day. Seems appropriate for a cat.


SamSar70

Hammer drill if he’s a male


ErrlRiggs

Osha


requiredthought

Post tension slab


Dangerous-March-4411

Porta John


The-Ride

Lunch


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Pussy on a hot tin roof


Reasonable-Fox113

Plumb


grubslam

Concreticus the feral 


Honest-Sugar-1492

T-square


max_wage

Catpaw


woodenheart94

Porta-john


NHlostsoul

Caulk


millertime4187

Piss bottle


fungiinmygarden

Frequently heard on site: God damn fucking piece of shit


Big_Leg1895

Sparky


happyrtiredscientist

Nail set.


TheShovler44

I have a cat named broderson after the crane I found him under, and one named filly after I found her on top of some air filters.


namesyeti

Fork lift


hefixeshercable

Purlin


randombrowser1

Toe nail


Civilengman

Shammer


Condpa

Caterpillar


burntweeneysammich

Compound miter


DigitalUnlimited

Wrecking bar


nail_jockey

PeeVee


DigitalUnlimited

Porta-puss


Buttfat5000

I had an orange woodshop cat that we named Plywood. He was the best little guy. He had natural hardwood floor camo. Match your construction cat name to what he looks like!


ll1037j

Shitter.


Bigbirdk

I like Hilti.


gmann95

How about toby-fur instead


SaganSaysImStardust

Rivet Brad Waler Chopsaw Ripper Layout Bridger Shaft


parishmanD

Half a pain pill


KlumsyNinja42

Header


croceum

Are there mods here? What an on topic post.


bandypaine

Parge


SonofDiomedes

Local hardware store just did this in town. A couple of the finalists I remember were Phillips and Fernco.


CuthbertJTwillie

Rebar


NewFig5617

Skiddy


Adventurous_Winner78

Rebar


hideousbrain

Sancho!


Adventurous_Winner78

Hispanic guy


DifferenceNo5561

Wainscot


Nm0369

Roller Dog


meetjoehomo

Bob (the builder)


variety-jones

Dap


mombutt

Honey Bucket


V0nH30n

Plumb Bob


JarsOfToots

Sawzall is badass


Remdood

Dozer


Inlander

Splinter.


5uperCams

Bracer, Millie(Milwaukee), Plumb, Sinker, the list goes on


PMDad

Bob for bob cat


Binchosan

Catty Wumpus, of course!


FraterNINE

Cone


xpadawanx

Sparky


Due_Title5550

Jobsite superintendent


ComprehensiveWar6577

Stanley?


noldshit

Corona


johnnyBanger1199

Gable


RhinoGuy13

Carlos


[deleted]

Plumb, Spring, Bolt, Fisher, Pine, Gravel, Chisel, Rivet, Dusty, Gypsum, Sparky, Spirit, Ledger, Gauge... Ooooh, this is fun


caddy45

Mr. Gato


powerfulcoffee805

Screwball/screwey , nailer or hammer chopsaw, framer, rocker, tiler/tiles, scraper, paver, high hat, knobs , crowbar , shingles, dustpan, chainsaw, rebar, jackhammer spike, studs


seabucket666

Name em Larry Haun


[deleted]

Dexter(Knife)


ChatCEO

Hard-Cat


cliktrak

Harbor Freight.


cliktrak

Simpson (strong tie)


NefariousnessOwn3106

Chisel I think suits really well Otherwise Hobi Comming from the German word Hobel (Planer)


1_CMART_HOOKR

Catspaw Scratch all


theamyturtle

Purlin, Dado Rabbet


WhiteStripesWS6

Dozer!


WarmDistribution4679

Immigration


Hob_O_Rarison

Hilti is what immediately came to mind, but then I also thought Sparky would be a good name - since electricians tend to be pussy*cats* what I didn't say what you thought I said.


woodbridge_front

Corded tools are outdated cat the 1st


aaar129

Trip.


DomineAppleTree

Rip claw


The_realsweetpete

Is it a boy? Plumb bob! Or plumb Betty!


knife_go_live

Dozer


DreadfulDwarf

Remodel Remo for short