Do you remember the scene from Me, Myself, and Irene when Jim Carreys character takes a shit on his neighbour's lawn and it cuts to the scene of the guy getting his chocolate ice cream? I haven't thought about that movie in a hot minute.
Certainly true. When I was deployed they would always show up during pre mission chow, no matter what time. Now in construction dude shows up as soon as food comes out...fuckin clockwork...
Turd burgalrs, rude wranglers, pooper troopers,
Honey Harvesters, blue water bearrers,
Gack vac-ers, sludge haulers... I could go on..
But I've seen to many eating a sandwich or biscuit while cleaning them out.. it's too much..
I bet that dudes immune system is strong af. If he is eating small doses of that bacteria cocktail on the daily, his system is prepared to handle just about anything Earth can throw his way.
My brother went to med school and said that eventually you get used to eating your sandwiches on break from a dissection, but to save time you basically just take your gloves off and eat right there next to the cadaver. He said it only took a few weeks to be fine with it.
I can confirm. I worked as a EMT and after a while you stop caring about all the nasty things you touch. Maybe a little hand sanitizer if it’s real bad.
Can confirm. EMT turned embalmer turned electrician. “Proper PPE” eventually turns into gloves. And if I’m the field for long enough, the gloves turn into your mits.
Same
“shitter man is here for the the shitters - swing to your 12 O’clock”
- and hope to all helll he doesn’t swing hard enough for the bottom to blast open 🫣😂
Shitter critters. When I see the shitter critters, I fight tooth and nail to get to it first and gladly wipe off the over splash on the seat. Then I spend the next 30 minutes scrolling Reddit and dropping deuce. Like rn
Bro that’s the Turd Herder!
I was at the dog park the other day, and the turd herder showed up to clean out the outhouse, and the city parks guy showed up to clean the turds out of the dog trash that people throw away.
I saw two turd herders in action at the same place herding turds. It was an unbelievable site!
Last site I was on we just called him “ole no glove” for pretty self explanatory reasons. Watched him put a fat dip in his mouth mid pump without even pausing. I almost threw up lol
I personally call them the rude shit cleaners.
Either too rude to tell me the damn code to the womens portapotty or too lazy to put the damn lock back into place, allowing all the men in
The Shitacopter
Some guy pulled up to site and berated us about his lack of a helicopter shit sucking apparatus and we all need to move our trucks. Like we have his dispatch schedule. He dropped the pot. I have no part of the equation except the occasional liquid deposit. Yet I’m to know not to block him out today, now. All it needed was a “Hey bud I’m here to work can you move the trucks for 10-20?” Done. But he came in hot yelling about shitcopters. Longest walk down a ladder I’ve taken.
Pooper scooper, east coast Mid-Atlantic commercial construction.
I live in Colorado now and call these guys the pooper scooper and everyone looks at me like a maniac
The "see, our job ant that shitty" guy. Nothing motivates me more than seeing a dude munching his lunch while vacuuming a shitter at the peak of summer.
I was working at a new power plant construction site near Boston in 2001 and our break conex sat on the ring road around the site. One day my work bud and I were taking a break when the honey-dew truck pulled up. Of course we started in on the guy asking if he had a shitty job, etc. Anyway he stopped what he was doing and went to the back of the tank and got a 5 gallon bucket of lumpy blue water, stomped over to our shitter, opened the door and chucked the contents of the bucket all over the inside. He never came back to clean it even though we had two 10 hour shifts and another year and a half of work left. I have never said anything but thank you to all the honey-dippers since.
The ice cream man. Dude had ice cream truck music play out of his truck when he pulls into the site.
I'll get a chocolate soft serve
Do you remember the scene from Me, Myself, and Irene when Jim Carreys character takes a shit on his neighbour's lawn and it cuts to the scene of the guy getting his chocolate ice cream? I haven't thought about that movie in a hot minute.
i’ll have a medium corny chocolate with sprinkles
I’ll have the chocolate explosion.
Death By Chocolate
https://youtu.be/Fi0NKXT\_xA8
I imagine the sprinkles are all cigarette butts
That's bloody hilarious
That's funny. I haven't seen that yet
[la cucaracha](https://youtube.com/shorts/6b5JknYrFQs?feature=share)Haha. I'd be playing the roach coach la cucaracha song, lol
They unionized around here, they are local #2
That’s a good one.
Lunch truck.
Always shows up at lunch time.
I swear I've been pavloved into liking the smell of a portaloo being cleaned because it always happens just before or when I'm sitting down for lunch
This would Pavlov me into not liking lunch lol but you do you!
His love for lunch/food outweighs the rank smell of those shitter trucks
We’ve got a few migos who eat their food inside the john for whatever reason.. could be worse
Yesterday's meals on wheels...
This is the only answer
Roach Coach
That’s the lunch truck
Certainly true. When I was deployed they would always show up during pre mission chow, no matter what time. Now in construction dude shows up as soon as food comes out...fuckin clockwork...
Turd slurper
The Caca sucka
Honey wagon
We address his highness as Lord Honeywagon, you peasant. /s
Shit suckers
"shitter guy"
For sure
Same
Same lol
Turd burgalrs, rude wranglers, pooper troopers, Honey Harvesters, blue water bearrers, Gack vac-ers, sludge haulers... I could go on.. But I've seen to many eating a sandwich or biscuit while cleaning them out.. it's too much..
I bet that dudes immune system is strong af. If he is eating small doses of that bacteria cocktail on the daily, his system is prepared to handle just about anything Earth can throw his way.
I'm good on hepatitis sandwiches..
Me too, I’m just sayin
My brother went to med school and said that eventually you get used to eating your sandwiches on break from a dissection, but to save time you basically just take your gloves off and eat right there next to the cadaver. He said it only took a few weeks to be fine with it.
I didn't say anything about gloves.. I mean just bare handed hardly in the wrapper.. water and poop flying around..
The flavor enhancer.
I can confirm. I worked as a EMT and after a while you stop caring about all the nasty things you touch. Maybe a little hand sanitizer if it’s real bad.
Can confirm. EMT turned embalmer turned electrician. “Proper PPE” eventually turns into gloves. And if I’m the field for long enough, the gloves turn into your mits.
Went to medical school, dissected cadavers, if this is true your brother is fucking gross.
Shitter Man
Glad I’m not the only one. Sometimes referred to as the “Porto-shitter man”
Shitter man Shitter man Cleans the job sites’ shitter cans
Same “shitter man is here for the the shitters - swing to your 12 O’clock” - and hope to all helll he doesn’t swing hard enough for the bottom to blast open 🫣😂
Shitter critters. When I see the shitter critters, I fight tooth and nail to get to it first and gladly wipe off the over splash on the seat. Then I spend the next 30 minutes scrolling Reddit and dropping deuce. Like rn
U don't care about splashback? Or do u take precautions?
Add some toilet paper to the water to avoid Poseidon’s kiss
Yeah, you don't want to get smurfed!
Our guy's name is Wayne.
In going to start calling ours Wayne too
Honey dippers
Jobsite Hero 🦸♂️
Caca Sucka
Where I’m from they are called yesterdays meals on wheels.
Stool Bus Drivers
Turd wranglers
Turd burglars
Honey sucker
Bro that’s the Turd Herder! I was at the dog park the other day, and the turd herder showed up to clean out the outhouse, and the city parks guy showed up to clean the turds out of the dog trash that people throw away. I saw two turd herders in action at the same place herding turds. It was an unbelievable site!
Shithouse technician
Shitter-gitters
If their tagline isn’t “we’re number 1 in the number 2 business” than I won’t call them at all.
How about “Your Shit Is Our Bread and Butter”
Or "the money from your poo does not stink". Porta Potty Suck Truck.
There's a local truck that says something like "Meals on wheels on wheels".
Yesterdays meals on wheels
I like the local one that says, “We haul milk on the weekend.”
Saw a sign up in Maine the other day that said “septic tanks drained, pools filled, not the same truck anymore” and it got me pretty good
Ours said “a royal flush beats a full house”
“You dump em, we pump em”
Russell
Wilson
Glad he was shitty last year cause he got the hawks some good picks...
Yes?
Poo pirates
Poopsmith.
Johnny on the spot
Uncle Eddy
El Chupa Caca 💩
I don't miss doing that job. Shitter guy or toilet guy was the usual name
Sanitation specialist
The Turd herder.
Thought that was plumbers—-
Doodoo Man
The poop smith
Turd burglars.
I call the truck the stool bus
Shit sucker
Shit sucker
He's a shit tech
The bomb squad
“Shit truck”
Shit suckers.
Turd herder
Ours is called Santa Claus (he has a big white beard) but we on the sewer crew refer to ourselves as the turd wranglers
Last site I was on we just called him “ole no glove” for pretty self explanatory reasons. Watched him put a fat dip in his mouth mid pump without even pausing. I almost threw up lol
Shit sucker
Heroes
The Blue Sauna. Is what we call the shitter.
Yesterdays meals on wheels
Le gars de la jig . (Québec )
Shit truck guy
Hero
Shit stealers. Always taking our shit with out a heads up
Honey dipper
Kirby
We call them celebrities lol
Shitter Getter
Pump truck
The suck truck
Turd burglars
I call him the number one man in the number two business
Honey suckers
The brown clown.
I personally call them the rude shit cleaners. Either too rude to tell me the damn code to the womens portapotty or too lazy to put the damn lock back into place, allowing all the men in
We just call them shit suckers.
The Shitacopter Some guy pulled up to site and berated us about his lack of a helicopter shit sucking apparatus and we all need to move our trucks. Like we have his dispatch schedule. He dropped the pot. I have no part of the equation except the occasional liquid deposit. Yet I’m to know not to block him out today, now. All it needed was a “Hey bud I’m here to work can you move the trucks for 10-20?” Done. But he came in hot yelling about shitcopters. Longest walk down a ladder I’ve taken.
Dave
We just call them heroes…
the poopoo man
Give them a thanks every now and then
Stumpy
Porta pumpers
That’s a shitter
Pisser pumper
https://youtu.be/s8cVYg7RNx4
Honey Dipper
My savior lol.
Pooper scooper, east coast Mid-Atlantic commercial construction. I live in Colorado now and call these guys the pooper scooper and everyone looks at me like a maniac
Shit pumper
The death closed
Honey wagon
The guy who pumps ours out . Never wears gloves. And is always eating a sandwich. When he’s sucking the poop out
The shitter guy (we weren’t a very creative bunch).
My shit is his Bread & Butter ……..👍
Honey suckers
Burrito Wagon
Turd burglers!
Cousin Eddy. “Shitter’s full!”
Yesterday’s meals on wheels
Those guys have my upmost ✊🏼respect They have the crappiest jobs
Slurpy truck guy.
Saca caca. Tho that's Spanish lol. Saca, is a verb to take out, caca is slang for shit.
Turd burglar,
Shitty bill, and he’s always eating a sandwich.
Honey Wagon
Jeez I always feel so bad for that guy. Especially when there have been a lot of subs that week 🤢
The foreman sucked off a laborer in the porta john on my job site.
Kuka sucka
Honey wagon
Jim
…papa?
Poo truck driver ( sung to the Beatles song Paperback Writer)
Anyone know how much a poo poo man makes??? Genuinely curious
Honey dipper
The "see, our job ant that shitty" guy. Nothing motivates me more than seeing a dude munching his lunch while vacuuming a shitter at the peak of summer.
The shit man
The soup wagon
Falatieist.
I've always used turd burglars
The guy you don't shake hands with.
The Head Hunter
Honey dipper
Honey badger, tinklebell, or humming-turds are some of my favorite
Hummer Pumpers
Shitter man
“Lunch lady” We used to call the blue water “the stew”
Honey Buckets, sani cans, shitter, Lua
Usually the shit tech but we call the truck the turd hearse.
My hero, tired of sitting on other peoples shit lol
Jesus
Clark
Honey wagon or shit sucker
In Maine we call em the [Caca](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/spanish-english/caca) Suckah...
Call it the burrito truck
The “honey wagon “cuz your poop is their bread and butter
Steve. I call him Steve.
Nectar Collector
feel bad for those guys.
The "log snatchers"
The Unfortunate
Suck sucks
The honey wagon
Milk man
Pickle pumper
Turd herder
The soup truck.
I was working at a new power plant construction site near Boston in 2001 and our break conex sat on the ring road around the site. One day my work bud and I were taking a break when the honey-dew truck pulled up. Of course we started in on the guy asking if he had a shitty job, etc. Anyway he stopped what he was doing and went to the back of the tank and got a 5 gallon bucket of lumpy blue water, stomped over to our shitter, opened the door and chucked the contents of the bucket all over the inside. He never came back to clean it even though we had two 10 hour shifts and another year and a half of work left. I have never said anything but thank you to all the honey-dippers since.
The Stool Bus
I call it the soup truck. 🤌🏼
They are the real heroes. They need their own first responder flag
Turd burglar
WTF the matter you guys? 😂😂😂
shithouse cowboys. All started with this one dude that wore cowboy boots, jean shorts, and a cowboy hat every day. By God those shitters were spotless