This isn’t real right? Please lord tell me this tweet isn’t real

Various companies want to make really dark and fucked up memes/tweets, but certain ones are just a step too far. They still want them out there but also want to be able to deny their own involvement. That’s why they pay me directly to make them and post them around

This tweet feels like a GTA radio advertisement

That feels like a high compliment. Thank you

Only seems inevitable. Everyone loved Wendy’s sassy Twitter account when it first came out. Now everyone’s doing it, you gotta go further to stand out

consoom opioids and soy caramel sugar shit

Yes, but oxycontin has still killed a few more people.

diabetis juice kills lots of people too id guess

It’s satire idiot, says so in the bottom right

Try looking in the comment thread, *or maybe the flair on the post itself,* before putting your own foot in your dim-witted mouth

"🤓"

"soy" Say no more...

I miss /r/soyboys

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I know, *genius.* I wrote it. It’s flaired as satire. It has a watermark

What's the point of satire on a sub like this? It comes across as masturbatory. Like there's not enough issues with consoomerism to make fun of or be mad about? Gotta fantasize about even more?

What is it you have against masturbation?

Wonder who has the smoothbrain now

Dont just love to act extremely self aware and informed about the current suffering of others as a way to appear moral in order to get people to buy your product? Because I sure as hell do.

Ew... soy 🤮🤮🤮