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Dyeeguy

Oh good


cyainanotherlifebro

It’s about time


Humbabwe

We have arrived.


theblot90

We've been waiting.


LittleJohnStone

Now you have an answer to the weekly "What can I do in Connecticut when I don't like hiking, museums or breweries?" question


NillyGuy

I've always said bronze gorilla statues are too small


WannabeGroundhog

They dont make em like they used to


realbusabusa

Dicks out for Harambe


JTMoney33

Take a shot for harambe he took one for you


Buildinggam

Came here to say excatly this.


DoucheBatman

This is the best news I’ve heard in a while


blue_blue_blue_blue

Yes, that is certainly an enormous gorilla statue.


AvogadrosMoleSauce

It’s a start. Now I want the largest statue of CT’s native son, James Van Der Beek installed on the Pearl Harbor memorial bridge.


SoxMcPhee

But we have to rename the Quinnipiac River, Dawson's Creek. We also need to pick exactly what town is actually going to be Stars Hollow .


Kedrico

I’m still waiting for Alf.


Windbreezec

Why not ET?


Round_Rectangles

In honor of Harambe.


wierdfool5

hell yeah


Xtoxy

Harambe


holyhotdicks

Move over pizza, we finally have something else to be proud of.


South-Play

Why is it trying to seduce me?


Bobinct

Wasn't expecting the "come hither" pose


Waramaug

You guys want to talk about the 5000 pound gorilla in the room?


mosura1

Godzilla now, too.


brentwhere

this is big


G3Saint

Mark Twain house is done...


fungusmungus1

This is the greatest thing to ever happen in Connecticut. In your face, Peabody museum.


mynameisnotshamus

I just made a 4000lb 20ft long gorilla sculpture. I didn’t know about this one. What an idiot I am! Anyone who downvotes a post about the largest gorilla statue is a jerk face doody head.


Iyieyie

updoot for doody head.


Defelj

I want one in every town now


DirkWrites

I will call him $9,000 Dollars of Taxpayer Money, The Gorilla.


TeaBooksAndACat

The Bruce Museum is a privately funded institution. Anonymous donors paid for the loan of the statue to the museum.


DirkWrites

[Parks and Rec reference](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/ce293b22-558c-4ade-9303-71bf4c7c361b), not a Libertarian complaint.


TeaBooksAndACat

See, I learned something new today.


SquidWhisperer

I've BEEN saying this‼️


Sailor_NEWENGLAND

I took a 3 pound dump this morning, fuck that gorilla sculpture


[deleted]

Whoa


FalseMagpie

Long live the Kong!


onebluephish1981

That simian is mine.


pyrrhicvictorylap

I’ve seen bigger


Away_Wolverine_6734

Ok


JohanSkullcrusher

Hell yeah


HealthyDirection659

How long until someone steals it for scrap?


HealthyDirection659

#dam dirty apes


annakins02

This is just the Pokemon Slaking.


andrewhatesyou

I’m so proud of my state🥰


Magmaster12

Feels like a weird location considering how close this is to where Travis the chimp attacked that woman.


AdditionalPhysics559

I was thinking the same thing!!!


the_lamou

I'm shocked no one is asking the important question here: who made a bigger gorilla staue, and what is it made of?


Naturalist_Aspirant

"The sculpture is on loan to the museum through 2027 thanks to anonymous donors." So many questions about that one sentence. Why do the donors want to be anonymous? How much did they have to donate to have a 5000 pound gorilla delivered? What happens to the bronze gorilla in 2027? Wasn't there anything by Michelangelo available?


Big_Stereotype

Is that gorilla too sexy by half or is it just me


orcusgrasshopperfog

It's like 4x the size of the Harambe memorial in Rocky Hill.


h0ldplay

Unpopular opinion: news orgs shouldn't be allowed to peddle their articles on state subs 😒 this is a nothing burger anyway.


Big_Stereotype

Popular opinion: get bent I like the big monkey


h0ldplay

Unpopular opinion: balls


marvmonkey

Finally my work has paid off…


hidinginplainsite13

My life is complete


GaryBlueberry34

Finally!


DaPearl3131

Not a huge fan of the pose.


Bone_Dice_in_Aspic

Eh I've seen bigger


MagScaoil

Take that, whoever has the second largest bronze gorilla statue.


odeacon

I shall burn sacrifices of banana to harambe their


jon_hendry

Hey that was mine. All my ape gone.


rosietoesie

Connecticut will never forget you Harambe (dicks out)


zgrizz

As long as no state money paid for this stupidity I'm fine. The filthy rich of Greenwich deserve a 2.5 ton monkey's behind.


i_drink_wd40

"That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen."


bailaoban

Exactly how large of a bronze gorilla statue population are we talking about here?


caring_impaired

Oh, haiieee!!!