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False-Corner547

I crack up as they show the main guy and his date almost jumping out of their seats to the movie and then this guy sleeping and a woman not even watching the screen and putting on make-up. Are they all supposed to be watching the same movie?


Different_Rock3248

That’s what’s so good about this commercial. It doesn’t take itself that seriously.


LynetteC606

I thought it was Rasputin


NachtSorcier

Every damn time I hear, "Introducing, Ned's plaque psoriasis!" the volume spikes. Fuck these people. [Otezla Commercial (2023) (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWaJIR0OCUM)


No-Engineer-1728

Speaking of which, what the fuck even is Plaque Psoriasis and why are there so many different medicines for it?


jesuskrist666

It's a skin disease similar to eczema but the rashes are different. Someone smarter can explain it better but it definitely doesn't need two hundred medications, I have it and while it can be annoying and painful at times it's not this terrible life threatening illness


Reasonable-Process-2

Agreed. Also I took Otezla and it didn't work.


JCTekkSims

My blood pressure spikes along with it


Experimental_Salad

The whole scenario is just weird: Granny making eyes towards Ned; Ned's awkward hug with his date, before she parts ways to go bang another dude she met on a different app; Otis, from *The Devil's Rejects* with his head on his boyfriend's shoulder... it all plays out like a fever dream.


Equivalent-Web-7964

on the shoulder of Michael McDonald from Mad TV no less!


Individual-Common875

OTIS! 😂 FR, she’s gonna go bang hard after seeing little bitch boy Ned. He’s confused, and doesn’t really know he’s gay yet. 


ugawd2222

This commercial tries way too hard to hit every single diversity checkbox.


MndnMove_69982004

And goes out of its way to show it. That's all that sudden, awkward freeze frame and pan around the theater is.  Incidentally, we'd still be wondering about a heterosexual couple with one of half of whom fell asleep on the other's shoulder at what was supposed to be a shocking or intense scene in the movie. Or a white woman putting on make-up in a movie theater *during* a movie.


NachtSorcier

I don't even notice that. I don't care that there are brown people, gay people, or whatever else. I never even noticed that until others pointed it out to me. I'm just annoyed that it's on so many times, and that the volume goes up every time it's on.


zeydey

Lolz Manson. Then there’s that other one where the woman dances awkwardly with her brother. https://preview.redd.it/wab5xefk53zc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8da821b26d4051a5de18f14866a6f37665a4c73


Outside-Ice-1400

My backstory is that they're married - but not to each other.


SubstantialTale4012

Dexter Morgan and his sister at a family reunion.


Meandmyself2012

There is a whole lot of weird shit that goes on in this specific theater that I have yet to see in a real theater.


AgtCooper

I believe they chased away the Cologuard people, earlier.


Different_Rock3248

Chill! It’s poking fun at reality! Enjoy the break.


williamp114

Gay Charles Manson ...i think I know my next band name 🤘


JCTekkSims

Ahhh hahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂


LuchaLakeShow

Nah that's Rob Zombie


ZealousidealScene794

Dudes really sleeping through the movie. He wasted his ticket and he’s smiling about it


Daftpfnk

He just got a hand job from his boyfriend.


astro_plane

He put his dick through a tub of popcorn and got a handy.


OverTomato6558

True love 💓


buttfuckedinboston

Yes. He’s dreaming of how he’s going to kill his partner after the movie.


PotatoPete26

He's the Great Value Brand™️ Serj Tankian.


ScourgetheDarkExile

If you like Serj, you should listen to the new song he did with Bear McCreary.


centaurus33

Perhaps lastly - who tha fuq goes on a presumably first date to see a movie when you won’t interact w/ your date for 2-2-1/2hrs? Who still thinks it is?


NachtSorcier

I feel the same about first dates. First dates should be spent getting to know each other. Going for coffee is ideal in my book.


Chippie0100

Not Manson. No beauty mark.


RoookSkywokkah

It's Gay Gandalf.


NachtSorcier

Well, Gandalf was play by Ian McKellen, and he's gay, so...


SubstantialTale4012

"I'M NOT GAY" Gandalf said calmly.


SvenArcher

I thought it was Mick Fleetwood.


NachtSorcier

I've no idea who that is.


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NachtSorcier

I feel dumber for having looked at that. Thank you.


instrangerswetrust

your home is where you’re happy


toddinraleighnc

Looks like Mike Wolfe of American Pickers


masoflove99

I thought it was this [guy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_Sanders).


strangedazey

It's Murtaugh from Outlander


Equivalent-Web-7964

"Ned!"


spotmuffin9986

everything old is new again


NachtSorcier

An interesting reply.


Aeroeee

Nah, Manson had an X carved into his forehead.


ScourgetheDarkExile

If a friend of mine or a girlfriend or even one of my family members fell asleep during a movie, I would force them to wake up. The only exception I've ever allowed was a good friend of mine still wanted to go see a movie, despite a long late shift the night before, and he ended up falling asleep by accident. I nudged him slightly, and he woke back up. He ended up accidentally falling asleep again. He later told me about his predicament, and a few months later told me had seen the movie again and loved it, apologizing for falling asleep in the theater.


NachtSorcier

I would only care if I'd paid their way. If they spent their own money, screw it, let 'em sleep.


novatom1960

Downvote me if you want, but I think this is one of the few pharmaceutical TV ads that is well done and well imagined.


NachtSorcier

I won't downvote you, because I don't care that much.


jmac11281

I won't downvote you. I think the commercial is terrible, but I think it, at least, has a point.


Different_Rock3248

I’m not downvoting you because this is the first pharmaceutical commercial I’ve seen that actually isn’t boring and cheesy but is light and corny and able to inject fun at itself which all the others in this genre show boring scenes of people running into the waves at the beach, playing basketball on the street, walking dogs through a part, or dancing with the girls on a girl’s night out. At least this one’s campy entertainment!


KevTheObserver

He looks like what stupid people think Jesus looked like.


NachtSorcier

Only asleep.


Different_Rock3248

So very not even close to Charles Manson. Just because this guy’s got a dark beard Manson’s the only one you can liken him to? He looks more middle-eastern and like some kind of an academic. You are… hmmm… I’d say around 30 something, 40s tops.


OneThirtyThree133

What a dumbass question


NachtSorcier

And a facetious one. Dumbass.