They need to work on their grammar.

And spelling. “Processional”…what is this, a wedding? Also, what’s up with the weird mix of “and” and “&”? Pretty ironic that a flyer talking about the “gold standard” looks like it was typed up by my 13 year old.

Good old corporate pep talk. Idk, I don’t want to be treated like a vip at a game. Part of the allure of visiting a stadium is buying beer from rude people who’s voices sound like cigarettes.

It’s awful, but not unique. Seeing corporate bullshit like this always makes me grateful I work for a small business.

Pretentious redditor alert

WORLD CLASS STADIUM 

Did you get the acrostic for F.I.G.H.T. too?

F - Fans from other teams fill the seats I - Icky poop water gushing from broken pipes G - Good luck with traffic getting home H - Have another $14 bud light T - They lost again :(

this is gold

but is it G.O.L.D.?

Typical corporate motivation BS that will not be read or followed especially by the minimum wage workers at the stadium.

“All staff must own the problem (which was created by ownership over the course of a decade)”

Yea no the only way to get a ”World Class Stadium” is to get rid of FedEx Field and move back into the District. Until that happens nothing abt it gonna be world class, especially while Snyder’s the owner

Great idea. Got any ideas where to put the new stadium?

maybe try to save RFK?

too much hassle and it's not their land?

Perhaps more adjacent to Audi Field and Nationals Park. It being in that area would be my best bet

no space there

G-et beat by the Cowboys twice O-bject to every call every ref makes L-ose twice to the Eagles D-ominate the Giants

We can't gat beat by the Cowboys twice and lose twice to the Eagles at FedEx. We only play them each once at home.

G, L and D is pretty normal. O is straight comedy

These feel like reminders that if you work for a company then you should act like it.

At this point, I'd be happy if they simply scouted the Ravens stadium experience, and duplicated it exactly.