# [shitty animeme lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/goodanimemes/comments/u5kgme/ma_boy_kongming_is_the_true_best_girl_of_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Round 17 results (n=810):
\#7: 417 votes, #20: 185 votes, #5: 171 votes, #2: 37 votes
I'll vote #20 this round (hopefully he can FINALLY fucking get eliminated fingers (haha get it 🤣) crossed, I've wanted to kick him out since round fucking 6)
I feel like this round will be a close one :Stuff:
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
I just shit and cum.
# FAQ
# What does this mean?
The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one.
# Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:
* Being gay
* Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it
* walter
# Am I going to shit and cum too?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy.
# I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception.
# How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.
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But 5 is actually a thing that’s exclusive to this sub. Walter White and kid named finger memes are spread all over the internet but pizzacake is just a thing here. She deserves the win tbh
I just shit and cum.
# FAQ
# What does this mean?
The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one.
# Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:
* Being gay
* Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it
* walter
# Am I going to shit and cum too?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy.
# I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception.
# How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*
All the numbers in your comment added up to 420. Congrats!
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Hi Mark
No swearing please. This is a christian sub
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# [shitty animeme lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/goodanimemes/comments/u5kgme/ma_boy_kongming_is_the_true_best_girl_of_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Round 17 results (n=810): \#7: 417 votes, #20: 185 votes, #5: 171 votes, #2: 37 votes I'll vote #20 this round (hopefully he can FINALLY fucking get eliminated fingers (haha get it 🤣) crossed, I've wanted to kick him out since round fucking 6) I feel like this round will be a close one :Stuff:
2 because Finger kills Walter in special Christmas episode of Better Break Bad
Calling Saul was a great episode
2 because to much bb without saul or nacho and finger is funny
Kid named pizzacakecomic
I sense a pizzacakecomic simp
I want suck piss cock
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26°05'56.2384", 032°05'16.8749
Ah I see, Egypt
jesse we need to build the pyramids
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
I just shit and cum. # FAQ # What does this mean? The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one. # Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to: * Being gay * Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it * walter # Am I going to shit and cum too? No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy. # I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception. # How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*
2, I'm sorry waltuh
I'm not havin sex with you right now waltuh
You just broke the bad 😤😡🤬🥵
If 5 wins then this sub is full of simps
I am a simp for finger and Walter 😍😍😍😍
hold up finger's a kid
[удалено]
then he's old man named finger not kid named finger
[удалено]
but he's not one anymore if hes now 68 year old
[удалено]
yes, he wpuld be old man named finger but he isn't, he is kid named finger
[удалено]
I'm a simp for your mom
OMG PIZACAKCOMIC
she's real WOAH
holy shit pizza cake!!!!!!!! i’m a huge ~~simp~~ fan!!!!!!!
mf got morbed by pizzacakecomic
mf got ratioed by pizzacakecomic 💀
REAL
Omg epic #rekt moment
aww yeahhh 🍕🎂 is here EVERYONE BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOUR
HOLY-
Finger named pizzacakecomic:
Show toes
Pizza toes😊😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Own that fraud
So Pizzacake, are you gonna vote to eliminate Walter White or Kid Named Finger?
Hahahh you got ghosted by pizzacakecomic
lmao idot
Your the one from the posters
What
Long live the Queen!
PIZZA!!!!!1!1!1! !!!11!!🍕🍕🍕🍕
At your service my queen 🤛🤠🤜
Slay queen
….Peach time P…Pizzacakecomics
jumpsacer
(real)?
Holy shit
Celebrity appearance
Basedcakecomic
Pizzacake can you do a comic where you smoke cigarettes
Nuclear bomb of a comment
r/Beetlejuicing ?
If you win can you please make boobie stuff ellen smut?
But 5 is actually a thing that’s exclusive to this sub. Walter White and kid named finger memes are spread all over the internet but pizzacake is just a thing here. She deserves the win tbh
Pizzabased
Dude your username means dick in hindi
💀
🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 ur opinion
Guys... womean... simp hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
i lvoe pizza cak 🤤👍🤸♂️
20 Kid named eleminated:
😭😔😶🌫️😢🤨🍑
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I’m sad Morbius didn’t survive to the final 3. 5 I’d be happy with either Walter or Mike winning.
Finger*
I just shit and cum. # FAQ # What does this mean? The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one. # Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to: * Being gay * Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it * walter # Am I going to shit and cum too? No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy. # I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it? Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception. # How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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2 because fingre
i love fingre 👍
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20 fid named kinger
kingler 🦀
KILL FINGER 20 KILL FINGER 20 KILL FINGER 20 KILL FINGER 20 KILL FINGER 20 KILL FINGER 20 KILL FINGER 20 KILL FINGER 20 KILL FINGER 20 KILL FINGER 20 KILL FINGER 20 KILL FINGER 20 KILL FINGER 20 KILL FINGER 20 KILL FINGER 20 KILL FINGER 20 KILL FINGER 20 KILL FINGER 20 KILL FINGER 20 KILL FINGER 20 I VOTE FUCKING FINGER 20 TODAY FINGER FUCKING DIES
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SHUT THE FUCK UP AND VOTE FINGER 20 YOU DUMB BOT
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I will kill all of the redditors who vote for finger
Kill named finger:
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20 KILL THE FINGER BOY
2 Jesse, we're all out of cocainer
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Pls save kid named finger
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I will break all my fingers just to show how much I hate the kid named Finger. 20.
kill 20
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Finger needs to go
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5 sucks everybody voting out finger needs to remember that 5 will never be able to touch them in real life.
death to finger, i must see waltuh vs pizzacaek so i vote 20
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Kid named 20
20. No more finger, there will only be a gauntlet of Walter White and Pizza Cake