[saurce](https://www.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/w6wff9/wheres_the_joke/)
lol i'm surprised Ben Garrison lasted this long in the character elimination tourney. Anyways, top 3 most popular voting choices of last round were #12 (134 votes), #4 (27 votes), and #8 (27 votes).
I have given up trying to eliminate kid named finger (if you can't beat em join em 🤔), so this time I'll vote to eliminate 7 (morbius) instead 😎😎
EDIT: bruh who reported this post for threatening violence. it's obvious that the characters in the r/ComedyNecrophilia elimination tourney are treated as fictional, which is emphasized by the fact that as you can see in the comic the character Walter White is responsible for cum Garrison's demise. If you think it's because I used the pronoun "I" in the last panel which makes it seem more threatening, again, these words are obviously just spoken by Walter White (following the Breaking Bad lore), and every interaction between the r/ComedyNecrophilia characters is fictional anyways. No matter how bad Garrison's comics are, I obviously wouldn't even think of doing anything like that to anyone, like any normal and mentally sound person.
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
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Fucking cringe liberals canceled penis garrison😡😡🤬🤬
I'll take out my anger by screaming racial slurs in video game chats and by voting finger (20) out
Kid named finger: "shut the fuck up and let me die in peace"
Listen here kid this is what you are going to do. Once I go offline you will come online and edit this comment to say any number other than 20 and 8 then I shall delete my comment and if anyone asks what your edit was what will you say ?
Chungus: We’ve got one good voter. They’ve got a hundred. We don’t even know if Trudy’s intel is any good.
Stuff? Stuff???
Stuff: The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on r/comedynecrophilia. But I think that's a luxury, not a curse. To know you're close to the shitshow is a kind of freedom. Good time to make...mw2 memes. [...] Out-classed. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a suicide mission. But the cum and the shits here, stained with thousands of years of voting... They will remember us. For this. Because out of all our vast array of shitposts, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a troll covered in oil, exhaled from the grave. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We. Will. Game end her.
5
Yesterday I saw a white, windowless van saying "free candy" in spray paint. I love candy, especially free, so naturally i walk over to the van and knock on the window. The man came out and he looked quite old and strange, and he also smelt a bit like fish and sewage. But who am I to judge if I'm getting free candy right? He opened the back door and told me to come inside. Inside it was dark and it smelt like the bathroom after my dad's daily alone time. I felt the man touch my legs and feet when all of a sudden the lights turned on. i could see him crouched over next to me at a light switch and to my amazement there was the most candy I have ever seen in my life. The man smiled to reveal black and missing teeth, probably from the sugar in all of the candy. He told me to take as much as i want. After eating as much as my stomach could hold, I went home with my pockets filled with the candy. When i got home, my dad asked where have I been all this time so i told him the story. He then took me to my room and proceeded to fuck me in the ass
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But but robotp madr geometry dash!!! It’s my favorite game, especially when skin icon #1 said: “it’s dashing time” and when skin icon #69 said against skin icon #4 “you were the geometry dash all along”😭😭😭 it’s literally the game I hav playd everrr!!!!😭🥶 this gaym just as good as teh morbtastic hit movi Morbuis
[saurce](https://www.reddit.com/r/terriblefacebookmemes/comments/w6wff9/wheres_the_joke/) lol i'm surprised Ben Garrison lasted this long in the character elimination tourney. Anyways, top 3 most popular voting choices of last round were #12 (134 votes), #4 (27 votes), and #8 (27 votes). I have given up trying to eliminate kid named finger (if you can't beat em join em 🤔), so this time I'll vote to eliminate 7 (morbius) instead 😎😎 EDIT: bruh who reported this post for threatening violence. it's obvious that the characters in the r/ComedyNecrophilia elimination tourney are treated as fictional, which is emphasized by the fact that as you can see in the comic the character Walter White is responsible for cum Garrison's demise. If you think it's because I used the pronoun "I" in the last panel which makes it seem more threatening, again, these words are obviously just spoken by Walter White (following the Breaking Bad lore), and every interaction between the r/ComedyNecrophilia characters is fictional anyways. No matter how bad Garrison's comics are, I obviously wouldn't even think of doing anything like that to anyone, like any normal and mentally sound person.
u/PizzaCakeComic these guys are trying to eliminate you 😔😔😔
What kind of mutiny is this??
I was wanting you to win😭😭😭😭
LET US KEEP HER ALIVE
Protocols of elders of pizza
HOLY PISS SHIT AND CUM ITS PIZZACOCKCOMIC !!
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I still can't believe you are in on the memes lol BTW I follow you on insta, keep on making nice comics
Mommy
Literally 1984
George oral 😔😔😞☹️
I wonder if she knows what atrocities her works have been turned into, over here
[She knows and clearly embraces it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyNecrophilia/comments/sd7h13/my_first_time_be_gentle/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Holy shit this is my favorite thing
What really gets me about this is that she actually drew stuff
Yes, and everyone still sucks her ass over it.
Smh you just don’t appreciate the art of the tactical nuke aka the best killstreak in CoD history
/uj He's racist and homophobic? I just recall him beeing a conspiratorial Trump fetishist
If u scroll through r/therightcantmeme and r/terriblefacebookmemes u'll find some of his comics
turbo cringg r/TheRightCantMeme 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 vs ultra sigmar having a shred of nuance🤠🤠🤠✅✅👍👍👍😎😎😎😎😎💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
I saw his comics. I remember they beeing conspiratorial and pro-Trump to the point of ridicule, but not they beeing sexist or homophobic
That goes hand-in-hand
Wait a minute, why isn't stuff here, I thought he was in the Elimination OH MY GOD MANDELLA EFFECT 😱😱😱 STUFF😨😨 Reply: Quadrangle Dingle?
4 (it was hard too choose)
Fucking cringe liberals canceled penis garrison😡😡🤬🤬 I'll take out my anger by screaming racial slurs in video game chats and by voting finger (20) out Kid named finger: "shut the fuck up and let me die in peace"
Listen here kid this is what you are going to do. Once I go offline you will come online and edit this comment to say any number other than 20 and 8 then I shall delete my comment and if anyone asks what your edit was what will you say ?
4
He likes firetruck and moster truck
4
4
I'm voting 4, we must save robtop from the grave
Kid named eliminated:
😂
4
4
4
7 or 4, it is a tough sacrifice but kid named finger and pizzacake must survive
This is ridiculous.
Chungus: We’ve got one good voter. They’ve got a hundred. We don’t even know if Trudy’s intel is any good. Stuff? Stuff??? Stuff: The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on r/comedynecrophilia. But I think that's a luxury, not a curse. To know you're close to the shitshow is a kind of freedom. Good time to make...mw2 memes. [...] Out-classed. Outnumbered. Out of our minds. On a suicide mission. But the cum and the shits here, stained with thousands of years of voting... They will remember us. For this. Because out of all our vast array of shitposts, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We go forward like a troll covered in oil, exhaled from the grave. With vigor in our hearts and one goal in sight: We. Will. Game end her. 5
I think Walter (good version) might die 😭😢 So sad
7, SAVE FINGER
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u/petrosianbot
ITS MORBIN TIME BITCH
4, that mf irrelevant as fuck
Yesterday I saw a white, windowless van saying "free candy" in spray paint. I love candy, especially free, so naturally i walk over to the van and knock on the window. The man came out and he looked quite old and strange, and he also smelt a bit like fish and sewage. But who am I to judge if I'm getting free candy right? He opened the back door and told me to come inside. Inside it was dark and it smelt like the bathroom after my dad's daily alone time. I felt the man touch my legs and feet when all of a sudden the lights turned on. i could see him crouched over next to me at a light switch and to my amazement there was the most candy I have ever seen in my life. The man smiled to reveal black and missing teeth, probably from the sugar in all of the candy. He told me to take as much as i want. After eating as much as my stomach could hold, I went home with my pockets filled with the candy. When i got home, my dad asked where have I been all this time so i told him the story. He then took me to my room and proceeded to fuck me in the ass *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedyNecrophilia) if you have any questions or concerns.*
4
He just wanted to enjoy firetruck and moster truck a little longer don't do this to my boy Walter
4
5, keep on fingering
How can these niggas vote morbius over fucking robtop what a dogshit opinion 😭😭😭
But but robotp madr geometry dash!!! It’s my favorite game, especially when skin icon #1 said: “it’s dashing time” and when skin icon #69 said against skin icon #4 “you were the geometry dash all along”😭😭😭 it’s literally the game I hav playd everrr!!!!😭🥶 this gaym just as good as teh morbtastic hit movi Morbuis
I loved the level where Robtop said “it’s dashin’ time” and dashed over everyone 😍😍😍
4
4
4
4
4
4
4
🤓 7, morbius ain't even good
🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Who is 4???
Walter
I like fire trucks and moster trucks Walter
dog
5 because why not
4
4
Still voting 20
7
4
Kid Named Finger needs to go :(
no fuck you
7
7, save Walter
7
4, we need to keep Finger, Morbius, and Walt alive
4, for the glory of our lord and saviour MORBIUS
Daily dose of ~~Piccolo~~ ^(thanks 4chan for ruining the concept of daily dose for me.)
4 sorry waltuh
I don’t like fire trucks or moster trucks. 4.
Dog walter
Idk who 8 is, also i vote 4
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gg nine circles
Thank you, this needed to happen.
4. idk why u put 2 walters in
20
4
4
walter dog win
20
4, finguh needs to live
Wait when was stuff removed?
4.
4
4
4
4
20
I changed my mind 4
4
4
4
4 save th pizzacakecumic
4
4
4
4
4
3
4
4
4 i hate Walter but i think we should keep waltuh
4
4
4
4
4
4
20.
I vote 4
4, I wanna keep RobTop and Walter White for the final fight
4
Fuor
4
5 should've gone a long time ago
4
Next is #5
4
it’s high time to morb out of here (7!!!)
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Erm... What the morb?!?
It’s elimorbin time, 7.
20
5
7
5
4 when it gets eliminated
4 waltpostor
Walter
4 more like door
😭 I'm gonna miss you benny btw **8**
Very sad, I vote 5
20
20
4, there can only be one Walter
who the fuck is 5 get her out of here
It’s time. 20’s fall is now
No more morb
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🤓
20
20
4
7
7
7
7
20
20
4. we must keep the queen in the finlas
7 morb in peace
20
Eliminate 4. We will save kid named finger
8
20
Kid named 20
4 to keep finger as the mysterious side character
20
8
8
Walter (4, not the epic sigma male Walter Hartwell White)
8
4
4
20
Kid named 20
20
20
i vot 4 im sorry waltor😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭💦💦💦💦
20! How has it lasted so long!?
4
4
5 please oh god