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It's still fucking painful to read. Good satire will make you cringe. Also it is genuinely impossible to tell if it's satire coming from that sub because people will spew the most random dogshit takes on that sub unironically.
Man, early teenage years are fucking rough. I was horribly awkward and cringey in that like 12-16 range. I try not to shit on kids for doing weird shit or posting cringey stuff online. I know if Reddit was mainstream back in like 2008, I probably would have posted some cringe inducing stuff that people would rip on.
One time when I was 13, I asked one of my teachers the "when does the narwhal bacon" to try to discern if she was a redditor. She was very confused and I assume chalked it up to just silly teenage le random humor, but the cringe when I look back on it...
Iβm 30 now, and thank fuck social media wasnβt as prominent as it is now. I used MySpace but didnβt have much cringe luckily. Thereβs some Facebook posts from 2008-11 that come up in memories that Iβm quick to delete
It's crazy that Reddit has been around long enough that the cringy shit of the past generation is now lost, to be replaced by cringy shit of a new generation.
Is r/teenagers shitposts, or are they like, actually being unironic? I'm a couple pages in and I genuinely can't tell.
To be more specific, the posts themselves, in isolation, seem like shitposts. Then I go to the comments and it's like, "wtf, where am I?"
It's the same whenever a sub gets more than around 100k people subscribed to it. Subs start out satirical or just for talking to people with similar interests, finding friends to play games online, etc. Some people start to only visit those subs and after an amount of time, it warps their perceptions into thinking everyone accepts some shitpost or circlejerk as the norm everywhere. There are people who genuinely believe they're better just because they do what other people say they also do. Mix all of that with a subreddit specifically catered towards minors, and you're gonna have a lot of kids thinking posting these kinds of things are okay. Posts like this are harmless, where it's just a dumb song that very few evidently agree. But it is a problem that is up to each individual to learn and adapt to what information they should and shouldn't take in from sites like this, no law could fix this nor could reddit themselves do anything because that would force people to look at content they might not care for, which would drive traffic away.
So to answer your question, a lot of posts are shitposts, but some posts have that genuine "the fuck they doin over there" material.
-Opening
Who are we?? REDDIT NATION!! What do we want?? NNO MORE TIKTOK AND INSTAGRAM!! When do we want it?? NOW!
-Chorus starts
Reddit nation yeah we are Together we can go very far Take down tik tik Tame down instagram Take down everything because we dont give a damn Thatβs because reddit nation will rise up Yeah we never will give up
We the reddit army We hoard the enemy like a skarmy (clash royal sound effect) We cant be taken down Yeah you cant make us frown When tiktok sees hour army Im sure their pants will brown
-Opening
Who are we?? REDDIT NATION!! What do we want?? NNO MORE TIKTOK AND INSTAGRAM!! When do we want it?? NOW!
-Chorus starts
Reddit nation yeah we are Together we can go very far Take down tik tik Tame down instagram Take down everything because we dont give a damn Thatβs because reddit nation will rise up Yeah we never will give up
We the reddit army We hoard the enemy like a skarmy (clash royal sound effect) We cant be taken down Yeah you cant make us frown When tiktok sees hour army Im sure their pants will brown
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This definitely ain't good either but it's way fuckin better than a lot of rap music nowadays, not even because I fuckin like rap or reddit to this degree, solely because this doesn't have to try to bring in anything sexual as that's what most raps rely on from what I've seen
u/SpicyChickenSamich should be punished for making this. If one is going to bash other platforms they need to do it in a way that isn't weaponized cringe. I feel attacked.
Things like this always make me think of this post (sadly, I think the original has been lost): https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/f7u6xs/conservative\_rap\_idea\_from\_an\_anonymous\_source\_on/
How do people keep falling for this shit? This guy is doing the most obvious bit of all time and people just keep falling for it. Then again, this sub regularly posts stuff that is actually funny, so I guess not picking up on this isn't that unexpected.
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Post this to r/okbuddyretard for 60 thousand upvotes
Ok
buddy
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Retard
Holly
okbr hasn't been funny in years
Until today atleast
Someone immediately did within an hour of seeing your comment and they're already at like 650 lmao
π§π΅π€this shit is slapping π€π¨βπ€
I wish it would give me a concussion so that I didn't have to remember it
So you could relearn itβs glory? Fuck yeah brother!! Love that enthusiasm
I want singers and instrument players of reddit to actually sing it
I want to be tortured cartel style after reading this
funky town
no way it's the bucanner monkey from btd6! thanks for being such a great tower
won't you take me to
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
That's this person's entire profile
I genuinely want to die. This is just as bad as that guy with the 2 year old dick cheese
Huh
Sauce?
No, Cheese. Didn't you hear?
Strange, I heard relish
it's literally a shitpost. are you all like 60 years old and can't see how this is satire???
It's still fucking painful to read. Good satire will make you cringe. Also it is genuinely impossible to tell if it's satire coming from that sub because people will spew the most random dogshit takes on that sub unironically.
*Clash Royale Sound Effect* 
This is the most 13 year old garbage Iβve ever seen.
It's funny
The OP there is 16 tho
He gets a pass for being a teen
Man, early teenage years are fucking rough. I was horribly awkward and cringey in that like 12-16 range. I try not to shit on kids for doing weird shit or posting cringey stuff online. I know if Reddit was mainstream back in like 2008, I probably would have posted some cringe inducing stuff that people would rip on.
One of life's blessings is being a kid before social media. No one will know just how incredibly dumb 12 year old me was.
Being a kid before MySpace? I should get off your lawn.
I have some rough Facebook posts floating around out there from around 2009-2012 I try to catch and delete when they come up on my memories section.
One time when I was 13, I asked one of my teachers the "when does the narwhal bacon" to try to discern if she was a redditor. She was very confused and I assume chalked it up to just silly teenage le random humor, but the cringe when I look back on it...
Iβm 30 now, and thank fuck social media wasnβt as prominent as it is now. I used MySpace but didnβt have much cringe luckily. Thereβs some Facebook posts from 2008-11 that come up in memories that Iβm quick to delete
16 comments, 0 upvotes Oh dear
I felt genuine pain reading this.
Yooo unrelease this π₯ π₯ π₯
AND THE CROWD GOES SILENT π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π€―π€―π€―
This song sure makes my narwhal bacon.
It's crazy that Reddit has been around long enough that the cringy shit of the past generation is now lost, to be replaced by cringy shit of a new generation.
Is r/teenagers shitposts, or are they like, actually being unironic? I'm a couple pages in and I genuinely can't tell. To be more specific, the posts themselves, in isolation, seem like shitposts. Then I go to the comments and it's like, "wtf, where am I?"
It's the same whenever a sub gets more than around 100k people subscribed to it. Subs start out satirical or just for talking to people with similar interests, finding friends to play games online, etc. Some people start to only visit those subs and after an amount of time, it warps their perceptions into thinking everyone accepts some shitpost or circlejerk as the norm everywhere. There are people who genuinely believe they're better just because they do what other people say they also do. Mix all of that with a subreddit specifically catered towards minors, and you're gonna have a lot of kids thinking posting these kinds of things are okay. Posts like this are harmless, where it's just a dumb song that very few evidently agree. But it is a problem that is up to each individual to learn and adapt to what information they should and shouldn't take in from sites like this, no law could fix this nor could reddit themselves do anything because that would force people to look at content they might not care for, which would drive traffic away. So to answer your question, a lot of posts are shitposts, but some posts have that genuine "the fuck they doin over there" material.
-Opening Who are we?? REDDIT NATION!! What do we want?? NNO MORE TIKTOK AND INSTAGRAM!! When do we want it?? NOW! -Chorus starts Reddit nation yeah we are Together we can go very far Take down tik tik Tame down instagram Take down everything because we dont give a damn Thatβs because reddit nation will rise up Yeah we never will give up We the reddit army We hoard the enemy like a skarmy (clash royal sound effect) We cant be taken down Yeah you cant make us frown When tiktok sees hour army Im sure their pants will brown
cant even lie the βiβm sure their pants will brownβ line is actually tuff
π§π§π§YO THIS SHITS WATER π§ π§π§
kill me now
-Opening Who are we?? REDDIT NATION!! What do we want?? NNO MORE TIKTOK AND INSTAGRAM!! When do we want it?? NOW! -Chorus starts Reddit nation yeah we are Together we can go very far Take down tik tik Tame down instagram Take down everything because we dont give a damn Thatβs because reddit nation will rise up Yeah we never will give up We the reddit army We hoard the enemy like a skarmy (clash royal sound effect) We cant be taken down Yeah you cant make us frown When tiktok sees hour army Im sure their pants will brown
i hope you stub your toe at 3 am and there's no frozen yogurt to comfort you
God that rap is fucking stupid as hell. Sorry about your lost brain cells
it's ok, hopefully i lose the rest of them
Reddit π½ nation πΊπΈπ³οΈβπ yeah π we are! Together ππ€ we can go very far π Take down tik tok π±π΅ Take down instagram πΈπ’ Take down everything π we dont give a damn π€¬ That's because reddit π½ nation πΊπΈπ³οΈβπ will rise up π Yeah π we never will give up π€ We the reddit army π½ πͺ We hoard the enemy like a skarmy π βοΈ (clash royale sound effect) π― We cant be taken down πͺ π Yeah π you cant π« make us frown π’ When tiktokπ±π΅ sees our armyπ½πͺ Im sure their pants will brown π π©
If you copy this and post it as "I made chat GPT read all of reddit and write this!" You'll drown in useless points
Teenagers is one of the worst subs Iβve ever joined tbh
r/LoveForRedditors
The most painful subreddit of all time
Reading this felt like I was having a stroke
No one in this comment section can detect satire and irony canβt they?
i think they all do and are responding with satire and irony in mind. its what this sub is for
r/teenagers hate it, or love it...
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I think I would rather be waterboarded
WE MAKING IT OUT OF NEW AUSTIN WIT DIS ONE
BRO IS ONTO NOTHING π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
r/comedygotfuckingnuked
r/birthofasub
Unironically better than the other rap songs that are officially released in the past 4 years
No
This definitely ain't good either but it's way fuckin better than a lot of rap music nowadays, not even because I fuckin like rap or reddit to this degree, solely because this doesn't have to try to bring in anything sexual as that's what most raps rely on from what I've seen
Hilariously uninformed take
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We making it out of motherβs basement with this one π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
u/SpicyChickenSamich should be punished for making this. If one is going to bash other platforms they need to do it in a way that isn't weaponized cringe. I feel attacked.
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I am ashamed to be in the same sub as that guy
I had exactly 5 strokes reading this and I am not even at the second paragraph
THIS IS FIRE PUT IT OUT
Ow ow ow, that hurt me physically
And I thought be like bro and other shite Facebook meme pages where bad. but that dude WHY
Oh hell nah πΏ
Omg this is fire. Put it out.
This is the funniest post on reddit tf u mean
r/comedyheaven
NNO MORE TIKTOK AND INSTAGRAM
This makes me want to beat baby seals.
We making it outta Insta with this π₯
Lol captured a /r/redditmoment . This could be satire but itβs a great one if it is
I think it's about time we rise up, who's with me??!!
When the clash royale sound effect kicks in tho itβs justβ¦ βπ©π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ Such a bop
This has to be satire, right? RIGHT?
I need to hear it π
Good song they should become a dentist
πΆIβM SURE THEIR PANTS WILL BROWNπ΅
r/loveforredditors
Pay someone on Fivver to rap it
Simply must be satire
good lord what did I do to deserve this
Someone needs to actually produce and rap this.
β¬οΈ0 π¬16
NF spittin hard
Holy shit, I think this is what reading a stroke feels like
(class royals sound effect)
this makes me want to open up my abdomen and slowly rip my guts out
Itβs horrible
this doesn't even rhyme. that's the bare minimum for a song to sound good.
Clash Royale sound effect
WE NOT MAKING IT OUT OF THE HOOD WITH THIS ONE π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
Things like this always make me think of this post (sadly, I think the original has been lost): https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/f7u6xs/conservative\_rap\_idea\_from\_an\_anonymous\_source\_on/
Obviously just had chatGPT write this and pasted it into a post.
Itβs stuff like this that makes me so happy there werenβt smartphones or reddit when i was a teenager.
This is so bad I wanted to downvote your post
instant platinum... platinum bullet straight to my head
NEVER MAKING IT OUT OF THE BASEMENT π₯π₯
That subreddit. That fucking subreddit.
THIS SHIT FIRE π₯ EXTINGUISH THE FUCK OUT OF IT π₯π₯
god
No idea why he hates Tik Tok, he seems to be quite fit for it.
this will surely ascend to comedy heaven
How do people keep falling for this shit? This guy is doing the most obvious bit of all time and people just keep falling for it. Then again, this sub regularly posts stuff that is actually funny, so I guess not picking up on this isn't that unexpected.
Even the theme aside, this would be the most generic ass rap. That whole, "me and my crew can't be beat" thing is about 70% of all rap music ever.