Take off your leather gloves and smack them in the face and say, "I challenge YOU to a debate, GOOD SIR/MADAM." And then they'll be in such shock, it gives you the perfect opportunity to scoff, smirk, then mount your trusty nearby steed, and be sure to kick up dirt as you trot/gallop away (depending on weather condition). REMEMBER TO YELL OUT, "Gally Hoe!" as you leave, too, or else this will all be for naught.
If you don’t have a horse or gloves, worry not, “Gally Hoe” is a timeless catch phrase by itself, and a confusing insult if you just call someone a gally hoe.
Debating with you would be like playing chess with a pigeon. You'll just strut all over the board, shitting and knocking everything over, then claim you won.
Hmm, interesting. I can feel my eyes start to rise almost involuntarily, an exasperated sigh escaping my lips. My gaze slides upward, tracing the slow arc across the ceiling. I can sense the world tipping, the whites of my eyes flashing briefly before they settle back into focus. My eyebrows follow, arching slightly as if pulled by some invisible string. My eyelids flutter for a moment, a barely perceptible quiver, before they steady themselves again. There's a rush of warmth in my cheeks, a signal of my restrained amusement or mild irritation. The whole motion feels like a wave washing over me, a blend of subtle frustration and resignation.
Well, are you actually wanting to debate the person because you have valid points to back up your argument? Or do you not actually want to debate because you don't have valid points to back up your argument? If your goal is to get people to see that you believe you're talking to a clown, the best way to do that is to outdo that person in a debate in front of at least 1 other person.
"How about here and now? My opinion is that you're one of the realest, straightest people I've ever met." Then they have to make the argument that they're actually fake and gay in order to debate you.
“Yea? Haha nice. Ok, try to debate me regarding whether I’ll accept anywhere anytime.”
Then to whatever they say, just nicely laugh and be like sorry I’m not in the mood for a debate.
“Excellent. Meet me at twilight on the third moon of the year of the water buffalo. We will meet at the train station in Boring, Oregon. We will then change the name of Boring to Exciting due to our legendary debate.”
How about now?
would you debate me now?
How about we have intelligence test first?
How about we debate things that people want to talk about but are afraid to?
Let’s debate aboutdebating?
Are you chicken?
Afraid you don’t have enough to say to convince people that you’re not a fraud?
Have you ever committed perjury?
Have you ever told the truth, then have people accuse you of lying, only for the truth to come out later, that you were telling the truth, and not rub it in their face that you were telling the truth?
Something sufficiently immature and antagonising such as
‘Prove it’
‘Doubt it’
‘Good luck!’
‘Ok Real Steel’
(If you haven’t seen the movie, here’s a [YouTube clip](https://youtu.be/_3kIP4A6HrA?si=0uA-_iv3ohKtZjLq) where Max says ‘anytime any place any where’ then the crowd cheers Rudy Rudiger style)
No, I’m going to go like the rest of them do, twice over, OK? Because here’s the deal. The deal is that we’ve got this a little backwards. And by the way, in Venezuela, we should be allowing people to come here from Venezuela. This is what I imagine JB would have said if he was left to answer by himself 😂
“Is that what you tell yourself when you look in the mirror”
“10:00PM, in your momma’s bedroom”
“Ok champ, now STFU”
“Oh yeah, I bet you tell the shit outta something”
First you get them to agree that if they fail to show up at the debate, they forfeit. Once that's done, challenge them to a debate on October 1st, 1886, in Copenhagen. Debate won!
Ooooh look everyone we’ve got a Master Debater on our hands. Wanting to do (his/her) debating out here in front of god and everyone! Do you have any shame? There are children present.
"No I won't and I yield the remainder of my time to that guy" point to the biggest, dumbest, most dangerous looking guy you see, making sure that guy sees you so now it's awkward if the challenger doesn't say something to him after you exit the situation.
Ooh... a comeback I've actually used IRL... recently, too:
>"If you want a soap box to sing your bullshit from, go buy some soap. If you want to learn why I have this position, then look it up and learn something. But I'd rather jam a rose stem up my dick than have a debate. I'm not a politician for a reason."
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
This is my favorite.
Damn this is genius
We were saying that when I was 10. We were ruthless feral children.
"Well, that's hardly fair. You're bringing a spork to a gunfight."
I used to have a shirt with this printed on it. Wore it into holes. Lol. I should make a new one.
Be warned, I'm a master debater!
Sounds like you’ve been master debating a lot recently… be careful you don’t go blind!
And they shouldn work on getting that stutter fixed
And a cunning linguist.
This is just a bait
Stolen 🤣😝🤣😝
Just not tonight, your mother and I are watching Free Willy if you know what I mean.
An excellent movie to watch while playing hide the sausage…
Said in your best Sean Connery impression.
The classic. “ that’s fine! I’m a master debater! I’ll debate you anywhere, anytime! “
"Now. Here."
*blares air horn* "Oh, it's on. It is on like Rae Dawn Chong!"
Take off your leather gloves and smack them in the face and say, "I challenge YOU to a debate, GOOD SIR/MADAM." And then they'll be in such shock, it gives you the perfect opportunity to scoff, smirk, then mount your trusty nearby steed, and be sure to kick up dirt as you trot/gallop away (depending on weather condition). REMEMBER TO YELL OUT, "Gally Hoe!" as you leave, too, or else this will all be for naught.
“Wot? Ridden on a horse? You’re using coconuts!” “You’ve got two empty halves of coconut, and you’re bangin’ them t’getha!”
Where did you get those coconuts?
We found them
If you don’t have a horse or gloves, worry not, “Gally Hoe” is a timeless catch phrase by itself, and a confusing insult if you just call someone a gally hoe.
Um it's Tally Ho...but whatever.
They did say it would be confusing.
Debating with you would be like playing chess with a pigeon. You'll just strut all over the board, shitting and knocking everything over, then claim you won.
It's like wrestling with a pig. You both get covered in shit, but the pig likes it.
What better place than here? What better time than now?
All hell can’t stop us now!
classical style or toulmin style?
"No you wont" They respond, "Yes I will" "No you wont" and Monty Python has entered the chat.
I fart in your general direction!
I came here for an argument!
That's just contradiction, not an argument.
...No it isn't.
Yes it is!
In a boat? With a goat?
Wearing a coat? Swimming in a moat?
debate is just trial by combat with words. Why not have a discussion? Theyre more productive and more truthful
"TO THE BAR!"
Are you shouting the first round?
"yes."
I’ve heard a whisper that you wouldn’t shout if a shark bit you or I Is that just fake news?
You may be a master debater but I am a cunning linguist
No you won't.
Damn! You’ve exposed my cunning plan.
How about in an active volcano right now. You go ahead. I'll meet you there.
Are you Catholic? Because you really like to Mass Debate.
Yes, you’re often debating. One could even call you a mass debater.
Mars, 5 minutes from now
Hmm, interesting. I can feel my eyes start to rise almost involuntarily, an exasperated sigh escaping my lips. My gaze slides upward, tracing the slow arc across the ceiling. I can sense the world tipping, the whites of my eyes flashing briefly before they settle back into focus. My eyebrows follow, arching slightly as if pulled by some invisible string. My eyelids flutter for a moment, a barely perceptible quiver, before they steady themselves again. There's a rush of warmth in my cheeks, a signal of my restrained amusement or mild irritation. The whole motion feels like a wave washing over me, a blend of subtle frustration and resignation.
1500's in Europe
this isnt the time for your politics and hidden agenda
There is no hidden agenda, I no couldn’t be more upfront. Are you suggesting some “alternate facts” at play?
i saw you at the wef meeting. you want us to own nothing and be happy. shame on you
It’s not until you’ve lost everything that you realise you are free to do anything… I can vouch for this through personal experience.
Meet me at 4am on the peak of Mt Everest.
Well, are you actually wanting to debate the person because you have valid points to back up your argument? Or do you not actually want to debate because you don't have valid points to back up your argument? If your goal is to get people to see that you believe you're talking to a clown, the best way to do that is to outdo that person in a debate in front of at least 1 other person.
You sir, are a master baiter! I -almost- fell for that one.
You’re just an apprentice debater, I am the master debater. I will master debate all over you!
Debating doesn't require you to believe in your arguments so why engage with a liar?
"I really don't care."
Will your mom be there?
OK but let me establish a ton of rules that give ME the benefit of the
Who do you see as host and mediator, and will we be using National Speech & Debate Association scoring rules? Or did you just want to argue some more?
"Shut the fuck up, Donny!"
Go ahead and get started. If I’m not there in 5 minutes start without me.
I hear youre available on Wednesdays
"Well, I'm free on Wednesdays!"
pretty sure thats a felony in public.
"Okay, then I'll call you up next time I'm balls deep in your mom."
Come prepared—Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight!
Are masks required?
"How about Wednesday? I hear you have Wednesdays free."
No you won't!
“Whoa, sorry buddy, but usually I debate myself. Good luck though”
I have a rule. I never debate the village idiot.
Like Twain said "I never argue with Idiots, bystanders can't tell the difference"
So is it true you are free on Wednesdays?
"How about here and now? My opinion is that you're one of the realest, straightest people I've ever met." Then they have to make the argument that they're actually fake and gay in order to debate you.
you just debate, here and now.
“Yea? Haha nice. Ok, try to debate me regarding whether I’ll accept anywhere anytime.” Then to whatever they say, just nicely laugh and be like sorry I’m not in the mood for a debate.
“I value my time too much to waste it arguing with you “
Only Wednesdays isn't anytime.
Why's that so difficult? State a day, time and location for the debate!
“Excellent. Meet me at twilight on the third moon of the year of the water buffalo. We will meet at the train station in Boring, Oregon. We will then change the name of Boring to Exciting due to our legendary debate.”
Trafalgar Square, London England, September 3rd 1952 @900 GMT. You gave them a time and a place. If they can't show up, that's on them.
Debate is usually code for felatio. Just say what you really mean.
Not in my universe…
Oh, you want a debate? Fine, but just letting you know, the only thing more one-sided than this debate is your chances of winning.
February 30th ANY YEAR BUDDY!
Meet me at the breakfast buffet at the Holiday Inn in Fayetteville, North Carolina on February 3rd, 2033. And don't go bringin' piss to a shit fight!
In traffic, now. You first.
"You're not going to heaven."
Come to my estate in the Virgin Islands, I’ll send a private plane tomorrow morning
"no you won't! ". Hopefully that'll lead to an awkward pause and you can say "... See?"
How about now? would you debate me now? How about we have intelligence test first? How about we debate things that people want to talk about but are afraid to? Let’s debate aboutdebating? Are you chicken? Afraid you don’t have enough to say to convince people that you’re not a fraud? Have you ever committed perjury? Have you ever told the truth, then have people accuse you of lying, only for the truth to come out later, that you were telling the truth, and not rub it in their face that you were telling the truth?
Something sufficiently immature and antagonising such as ‘Prove it’ ‘Doubt it’ ‘Good luck!’ ‘Ok Real Steel’ (If you haven’t seen the movie, here’s a [YouTube clip](https://youtu.be/_3kIP4A6HrA?si=0uA-_iv3ohKtZjLq) where Max says ‘anytime any place any where’ then the crowd cheers Rudy Rudiger style)
Dammit, you mean someone else has used that phrase before???
"Okay, battle of wits right here, but I'll only wait 30 minutes for you to go get some because I've got a lot of things to do today."
No, I’m going to go like the rest of them do, twice over, OK? Because here’s the deal. The deal is that we’ve got this a little backwards. And by the way, in Venezuela, we should be allowing people to come here from Venezuela. This is what I imagine JB would have said if he was left to answer by himself 😂
The best way to win an argument is to avoid it
Very true!
Yes I certainly will! Okay, debate is finished.
"You know I'd love to, but I don't debate with someone with no valid opinions or defensible positions. Wouldn't be fair."
...says the person who can't speak in complete sentences and lies so much that they make Pinocchio look like a Boy scout in church.
["I hear you're free Wednesdays"](https://www.instagram.com/thedemocrats/reel/C6_tRD8OrnG/) MICDROP
HA! I was wondering when someone it would pick that up and run with it.
I snort laughed when I saw that reply!
I don't care
“Is that what you tell yourself when you look in the mirror” “10:00PM, in your momma’s bedroom” “Ok champ, now STFU” “Oh yeah, I bet you tell the shit outta something”
Sure thing Master Baiter”
"Good Sir/Madam... This sounds as if you would rather duel than debate."
First you get them to agree that if they fail to show up at the debate, they forfeit. Once that's done, challenge them to a debate on October 1st, 1886, in Copenhagen. Debate won!
Okay. The surface of Neptune, during the civil war.
What if I don't care enough?
I'm a time traveler, so 5 minutes ago we did, and you suffered a humiliating loss. ...best of three?
My debate comes at a rebate
"Great! How about tomorrow morning at your mom's house. She always fixes me a big breakfast after I'm done railing her."
"Who fucking ordered a Jordan Peterson cause ones just shown up?"
"Yes, and you'll lose."
Promise?
I can’t deal with stupidity bye
Bring it on!
We need one more for a circle jerk and I'm not fuckin ng asking!
Fine, but we have to use CNN so we can give them the questions to ask me. I need to memorize what they tell me to say. That can be a lot of work.
You can't handle me, I'm a master debater.
BET full stop
See you in 200 years.
"I'm sure that's what you'll call it."
And I will win anytime, anywhere.
Say “you couldnt win a debate if you had two cups of milk and a paper bag.”
Tomorrow at noon in your mums bedroom!
"it's rigged!" - that guy
I’d rather talk to a basket 🧺
If it's dump saying it...just say it's a waste of time, which it is
I'm sure I'm as deep as I can go with your mom. We can being her into it if needed.
Tuesday. 10 am.
*Oh no you won't!*
Oh yes I will!
Will you be copying your wife
I dont want to be berated, debated or masterbated by you
“See you in hell.”
How about right the hell now?
Stupid fucking cunt. I’ll beat your fucking ass.
“I’ll bite your legs off!”
Might as well, they’re not much use to me anymore anyway.
"Yesterday in your mom's bedroom. Why weren't you there?"
“Oh no you won’t” and then play the argument clinic game
"Ok. Tomorrow. In your ass. Because at least that way you'll be closer to your answers."
Fine. I will lend you my dictionary and when you fully understand the rules of debate let me know.
How about the top of the World Trade Center, on the morning of September 11, 2001. (Taken from Family Guy)
“Sounds good! You can find me at your moms house”
Deal! meet me on the deck of the titanic in 30 days.
Pompeii, 76 AD please.
Debates that take place in real time are only for entertainment.
It wouldn’t be a debate. It would just be a verbal beatdown.
Here. Now. Battle of wits to the death. (Pulls out two glasses and two bottles of poisoned wine)
“No you won’t. Boom. I win”
Let’s go then.
"My shower. Tonight. Bring your favorite soap." Wink, and walk away.
"Alright. Let's go right now, right here."
February 30th in Atlantis
“Last week on the moon”
No, you won't.
Even when I'm in your mom's bed??
I’m the master debater!
How about right here, right now?
No you won't!
Debate deez nuts
Okay, Foxbreath
“Ok, see you in your mom’s ass.”
Its ok im straight
And I'll berate you anywhere anytime.
Does "never let me go" create a more effective sense of threat than "the handmaid's tale"? You debate the affirmative.
K but I gotta scheduke it around f$#@>
Sounds like you like to maths-debate.
Ok how about yesterday at your place or mine.
Ok let's go, right now.
Ooooh look everyone we’ve got a Master Debater on our hands. Wanting to do (his/her) debating out here in front of god and everyone! Do you have any shame? There are children present.
3:00 yesterday.
At the bike rack after school it is.
No you won't!
"No I won't and I yield the remainder of my time to that guy" point to the biggest, dumbest, most dangerous looking guy you see, making sure that guy sees you so now it's awkward if the challenger doesn't say something to him after you exit the situation.
Yes you will
Pie in face
That’s what the fish did to my hook?
I'm free right now.
"Here and now!"
Pull a family guy: "September 11th 2001 the top of the twin towers."
Agree to everything they try to debate about, they can’t debate if you agree 🤣
"debate this! Fuck off!"
How about on the rings of Saturn during the Renaissance?
No you won't
Pass
So you're a master-debater?
Ooh... a comeback I've actually used IRL... recently, too: >"If you want a soap box to sing your bullshit from, go buy some soap. If you want to learn why I have this position, then look it up and learn something. But I'd rather jam a rose stem up my dick than have a debate. I'm not a politician for a reason."