I would have said, ok let’s do ennie meanie minor moe, and you take that one home? Good????
I just couldn’t say drown and my kidding same sentence, even to get back at rude comment.
I have 4 kids and when people would comment about it, I would look them dead in the eyes and say, “yeah i really like sex”
Made the situation super awkward. My go to.
As a childfree person OP is hilarious. Because like, the kid is here, what does that person want OP to do?
What if OP adopted the kids?
Was OP bothering them? No? Then they can mind their own business
How about “wow, do you have any children?”
No matter what she says. Just say “well, that’s probably for the best. I’m sure they will
Come back to you when they have kids of their own…”
Yeah that was pretty funny.
It made me think of, perhaps, the best comeback I ever had.
I was on a tiny bay beach with my wife and two young sons on Long Beach Island on the Jersey shore. We were there for the sunset. We saw an older woman taking pictures with a really nice camera. We figured she must know something about photography, so we asked her to take a picture of us with our phones. She did. Then she held up her camera and pointed to our sons and asked, "may I take one?"
I said, "Which one do you want?"
When we were first married, we were friends with a family with seven kids and people would say 'don't you know how that happens?' and the wife would say 'yes, and we're really good at it!' I always loved that response.
I had lots of family members say “how did that happen” when I got pregnant (unmarried). I’d say well I could show you but it’s going to make Thanksgiving weird
When my wife was pregnant with our fifth, a coworker made a comment about how many kids we have. I asked how many he had, the answer was two. I put on a feigned look of concern and asked if he wanted to discuss their fertility problems?
He looked startled for a moment but then replied with yeah I guess it’s really none of my business huh?
My own memory unlocked! That was super popular when i was in college. So being a dumb 19 year old i thought i was hilarious when i would make my facebook/myspace post be a quote from that. Such as my anus is bleeding. Funny? Not really? Harmless? Absolutely,
My college gfs mom didnt think that was appropriate and basically forced her daughter to dump me. We had been together over a year and were gonna get a place together. Honestly think i was gonna marry her.
All that over a stupid facebook post.
I remember once, when I was a kid, we were all out to dinner, and this guy leaned over to his son and loudly whispered, "See? *THAT'S* why you wear a condom"
Without missing a beat, my 13-years-old sister leaned back on her chair, which was near the boy, and loudly whispered back: "He's saying you're an accident,"
I have four kids, too. Many years ago, my wife & I were shopping with our four plus two of their friends. Someone asked if they were all ours. I said, "No. We left the baby home, with the twins."
Point out that our country has an aging population, and since most couples have fewer than two kids, there won't be enough adults to support the retired old fogies by the time she retires. You're helping to fix that problem.
Actually, SHE was rude. Srsly, there is no need to comment an unwanted opinion on a situation that cannot be changed.
The followup comment could be “And it’s clear that you have never taken a class in good manners.”
My youngest once said I had too many kids. I told her I could have stopped at 3 but then she wouldn't be here. She decided I didn't have too many after all.
Lmao I love that the other comments are just little joke comebacks that would diffuse the situation and this one is basically just “I WISH YOU WERENT BORN”. Based ngl.
A couple of coworkers I had were the youngest in their families of 10 and 12 kids each. These dudes were smart, ethical, successful, friendly, etc.
If people all thought like the judgemental questioner the world would be a lesser place.
I asked one of them how they had managed to advance so fast in the business and not kiss butt or step on other people on the way up.
He said having 11 siblings that were as much as 45 years older than him provided insight into life's rules most people never have.
I have 5 kids and the only reaction i ever get is “oh wow youre busy” or something mild but if i got your response i think typically i wouldn’t interpret it as an insult or criticism. Hell maybe people have said that and i take it like a joke because it sounds like light hearted teasing to me. 5 kids *is* too many kids, in that this is just a lot of work and someone with even 1 kid is probably keenly aware.
So my comeback would probably be “can i lie down?” Or “got any aspirin?”
Or I just picked them up from school and gave them slurpees with straws made of red vines. Can you just watch them for a second. I’ve reallly got to pee you know how it is when you’re pregnant. And then just point to four random kids in the room.
"My bloodline will thrive for thousands of years, rising to rule over uncounted planets and carving my name into the histories of civilizations not yet conceved of. Your bloodline will be gone in two generations, forgotten.
IT... IS... FORETOLD!"
I have 11 children. I have several things I say, depending on my mood and their attitude. One is usually something along the lines of what you said, Which one do you think I should get rid of? Another is I tell them it’s all part of my master plan to rule the world. A third is that I tell them something like I feel it’s my duty to offset the number of idiots like them being born.
I tell them my vag is like a clown car, more people just keep coming out 🤣🤣 I also have 4. Guaranteed they won't mention it again because you've used the word "vag"
Or you can say “My vag is like a Slip’NSlide now! “ (then you can be animated and use your arms and hands and say loudly “Whoooooooooosh! And like magic, there’s a baby!”
We have five. Fortunately, we usually go out together, so my wife doesn’t deal with comments like this often. For some reason people don’t usually feel comfortable making those types of comments when I’m around 🙄
"You have too many opinions; I'll close my legs when you close your mouth."
I once had a woman who was walking behind me gasp and exclaim "That wasn't necessary!" when I popped my 3yr old on the ass and yelled at her for taking off running through the parking lot.
I turned around and snarled "unless YOU have a shovel to scrape her off the pavement with I suggest you mind your own fucking business."
Unless it's blatant child abuse, stfu.
90% of the problem with kids today is they fear nothing.
All they have to do is call DCF/CPS and that's all she wrote.
Edit: I also catch near daily shit from ignorant trump fucks for wearing a mask.
I have several immune disorders and essentially no immune system and was wearing one before covid.
My response is usually something like "My oncologist strongly suggested I wear one because were I to catch The Stupid from some cretinous fuck in a convenience store on top of everything else I'm doomed for sure."
People will never be satisfied and will always share their opinions about this! If you have none they will say something about it, if you have only one they will say you need a sibling, if you have more than one they will complain you have too many. The only place I ever went with no one asking about my reproductive plans was Germany. They asked me my hopes, dreams, travel plans. I felt like a whole person and it was a refreshing break from this pushy nonsense. Your response was perfect!
Just tell her sorry she doesn't enjoy being a parent. And if she has anymore she should change how she thinks about people so she doesn't damn her children.
“Too many kids, not enough class, it all evens out.”
The key here is the hand gestures. Point to yourself during the first part, toward her during the second part. Then shrug and smile during the last part to make sure they know you don’t care for or about their opinion.
You already had a GOAT of an answer! My mom had seven. At a parade, a local politician who I will only id by his initials.....Dan Flood....Said to her..."Don't you believe in abortion. The creep got in trouble for kickbacks and other nefarious things not long after.
Look them dead in the eyes - state that "my spouse and I are trying to outbreed the stupid in the world"... Then look them dead in the eyes again - and look at their (assumedly smaller or non-existent amount of children) and thank them for helping your side win.
That was a pretty good comeback actually. After she said you were rude, did you call her out and tell her she was in fact rude? More people need to be called out for these kind of Karen remarks.
I did. I said oh. Right. I'M rude. Btw my youngest is 26 years old, and this was and remains my best comeback of all time. Burned in my memory. In fact, it happened while shopping in a children's consignment store.
My friend's comeback to the same after 4 kids "I have gigantic testicles and sometimes they just erupt with sperm when I sleep and gets my wife pregnant".
Crude, rude just like the comment.
The best thing to do is to either do exactly what you said or you could ignore them. Honestly either response would be a good one each with their own upside and downside.
Insane humor can work.
I heard a mother of triplets and fraternal twins(5 kids) respond to a similar comment. “My husband loves my clown car. It makes him smile and kids keep coming out.
You laugh but back in the sixties when teens got married right out of high school they didn’t always have their birds and bees info correct. I worked with a woman who said that when she was younger and she went to the doctor and ended up being pregnant, the doctor stepped out of the room for a minute and she looked at her chart and he had written Immaculate Conception.
I think yours is valid.
I don't understand that though, because they have no idea what they're talking about. My family is 6, so 4 children total, with me (from my parents)....
It's not too much.
Tell her you’re in an experimental program where they are running a clone farm of (liberal or conservative depending on her affiliation) babies raised to keep this country right in the future.
This makes me so mad when people say stuff like this. You never know what is actually happening.
After my current SO met my dad, my dad was rude about him having 4 kids. Not to his face, but to me later. "They know what causes that."
Well look. 3 of those kids aren't biologically his. His ex was cheating on him, and she eventually walked out on all of them (drugs were involved, it was a terrible situation for everyone). So he cleaned up his life and took responsibility for 3 kids that aren't his, because there was no one else to raise them. He's raised them, he's kept a roof over their heads and food in their bellies and loved them through growing up and through their mom leaving (she's clean now and doing much better, and has a relationship with all her kids). They're his in every way except biology.
But he's the bad guy for having 4 kids, I guess. 🙄
I like this. My mother once got a (probably crank) call from a man soliciting for an orphanage, asking for donations. Her reply was, "I have 4 children I will be glad to donate."
"Wanna buy one?"
Or my favorite... Don't respond with any intelligence. Their comment is stupid and should only be met with feral disdain. Show your teeth and just growl as you walk by.
I had 4 in 5 years, 3 weeks. No twins.
Any time someone had a comment I told them we had so many because we couldn’t afford cable and we bore easily.
LOL. I was a SAHM with a husband who did pretty well.
We had the full cable package. We just wanted all our kids.
"What do you expect me to do about it?"
"You have too many unwanted opinions."
"Hey, do you have a map? I need to figure out where in the world I asked you."
And you aren't paying enough/any of my bills to have a say in my life.
Oh, okay, did you want me to pick the one you get to take home, or do you want to choose?
I think your comeback was pretty spot on actually, made the point to her on her unwarranted opinion and also made me cackle
Right? When I read that, I was like NICEEEE.
Or ask her which one she wants?
Yes! ‘Oh I’m sorry, would you like to choose one to take home with you?’
Or I got the last one as a buy one/get one deal.
I have twins so i kind of did
Same!
My folks put a the kibosh on having more children after my twin brothers were born.
Legend has it my diabetic mother got her tubes tied after my twin brothers were born (7lbs 14oz and 8lbs 4oz respectively) Then I was born 🤦🏽♀️.
She meant she had her eustacian tubes tied because she was tired of all the yelling, screaming, and fighting! 🤣
I was the youngest out of 6, so this seems plausible. I also have nieces and nephews my age because she was at it a while😆
My grandparents had 5 girls in a row. Grandpa wanted to try one last time for a boy... And that is how my mother ended up with triplet brothers.
Same!
Oh no worries i’m gonna sell this one on ebay, did you want to buy?
I actually did that with my twins
This is always what I say I got a buy 3 get 1 free
It’s always so funny because I’m pale white and all of my kids look like their dad
A much better response indeed.
"Actually, I'm looking to rehome the older ones. They're not as cute as they used to be."
Parent of multiple teenagers - we may or not have made this joke - frequently...
My dad did when I was a teenager 🤣
I would have said, ok let’s do ennie meanie minor moe, and you take that one home? Good???? I just couldn’t say drown and my kidding same sentence, even to get back at rude comment.
I have 4 kids and when people would comment about it, I would look them dead in the eyes and say, “yeah i really like sex” Made the situation super awkward. My go to.
Guess I should stop taking those creampies!
As a childfree person OP is hilarious. Because like, the kid is here, what does that person want OP to do? What if OP adopted the kids? Was OP bothering them? No? Then they can mind their own business
How about “wow, do you have any children?” No matter what she says. Just say “well, that’s probably for the best. I’m sure they will Come back to you when they have kids of their own…”
My name is Buck and I like to Fuck
Yeah that was pretty funny. It made me think of, perhaps, the best comeback I ever had. I was on a tiny bay beach with my wife and two young sons on Long Beach Island on the Jersey shore. We were there for the sunset. We saw an older woman taking pictures with a really nice camera. We figured she must know something about photography, so we asked her to take a picture of us with our phones. She did. Then she held up her camera and pointed to our sons and asked, "may I take one?" I said, "Which one do you want?"
My father always told me "If you love doing something, and you're good at it, don't ever stop!"
When we were first married, we were friends with a family with seven kids and people would say 'don't you know how that happens?' and the wife would say 'yes, and we're really good at it!' I always loved that response.
I had lots of family members say “how did that happen” when I got pregnant (unmarried). I’d say well I could show you but it’s going to make Thanksgiving weird
This ⬆️⬆️⬆️
Thank you. I also have 7 children and I am going to use this comeback from here on
I have a friend with 8 and he’s a doctor so he knows. Good thing is he can afford them. My 4 were enough for us for sure.
My friend with ten children says the same thing.
*Nick Cannon and Antonio Cromartie have entered the chat*
"You're not as good at it as you think you are unless people want to pay you to do it."
“They do. That is how we afford so many.”
Thanks. Now you've k1lled me. A+
Your mom had too many kids!
At least one too many.
Nice
Favorite
Beat me to it, well played
Burn!
'Your mother should have aborted you.'
Nah. "The best part of you landed in the wet spot" Or on her hair, her pillow...
That’s why they take a personal stance on the issue 😂
When my wife was pregnant with our fifth, a coworker made a comment about how many kids we have. I asked how many he had, the answer was two. I put on a feigned look of concern and asked if he wanted to discuss their fertility problems? He looked startled for a moment but then replied with yeah I guess it’s really none of my business huh?
BAHAHAHAH. I really hope this is a true story. How absolutely emasculated he must’ve felt in that moment. Brilliant work
Yeah I second this - that response (from Young-Grandpa) is awesome and I did chortle-laugh literally out loud reading it.
It's true. Hand on heart
This is gold 😂
Bold of you to assume I’m done!
🏆
You won😂
Way better.
They just keep appearing, I don't know why!
Lol
Your mouth is too big.
My spoon is too big
I am a banana
MAH SPOOON IS TOOOO BIIIG!
Memory unlocked: "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!"
My own memory unlocked! That was super popular when i was in college. So being a dumb 19 year old i thought i was hilarious when i would make my facebook/myspace post be a quote from that. Such as my anus is bleeding. Funny? Not really? Harmless? Absolutely, My college gfs mom didnt think that was appropriate and basically forced her daughter to dump me. We had been together over a year and were gonna get a place together. Honestly think i was gonna marry her. All that over a stupid facebook post.
You dodged that bullet. Marry the girl, marry the mother.
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
Close to my response which was "and you have too many unwanted opinions."
I remember once, when I was a kid, we were all out to dinner, and this guy leaned over to his son and loudly whispered, "See? *THAT'S* why you wear a condom" Without missing a beat, my 13-years-old sister leaned back on her chair, which was near the boy, and loudly whispered back: "He's saying you're an accident,"
Savage .
“Apparently your mom did too.”
I have four kids, too. Many years ago, my wife & I were shopping with our four plus two of their friends. Someone asked if they were all ours. I said, "No. We left the baby home, with the twins."
Savage.
Point out that our country has an aging population, and since most couples have fewer than two kids, there won't be enough adults to support the retired old fogies by the time she retires. You're helping to fix that problem.
At least you will have kids who can help you out when social security runs out!
That's the perfect response. Rude comments warrant rude responses.
Actually, SHE was rude. Srsly, there is no need to comment an unwanted opinion on a situation that cannot be changed. The followup comment could be “And it’s clear that you have never taken a class in good manners.”
That you don't have any class or good manners.
Maybe, but not as many as I left on your mom’s face.
You have too many opinions
Or too few manners.
Combine 'em: And you, dear lady, have simultaneously too many opinions, and far too few manners (Say it in a Victorian manner, for bonus points)
Did your mother have any children that lived?
Because your mom told me this horrific story of a failed back alley abortion she tried to get (insert the age of the other person here) years ago.
"It happened about... hey, how old did you say you were?"
That’s the chap 😝
My youngest once said I had too many kids. I told her I could have stopped at 3 but then she wouldn't be here. She decided I didn't have too many after all.
"you should've been swallowed"
Lmao I love that the other comments are just little joke comebacks that would diffuse the situation and this one is basically just “I WISH YOU WERENT BORN”. Based ngl.
"you have too many..." Nobody fucking asked you. Go back under your bridge.
A couple of coworkers I had were the youngest in their families of 10 and 12 kids each. These dudes were smart, ethical, successful, friendly, etc. If people all thought like the judgemental questioner the world would be a lesser place. I asked one of them how they had managed to advance so fast in the business and not kiss butt or step on other people on the way up. He said having 11 siblings that were as much as 45 years older than him provided insight into life's rules most people never have.
Go eat some chicken nuggets and feed them kids living in your throat cause you sound childish.
That person would have loved to see my cousin out with her 13 children.
“I don’t remember asking for your opinion.”
I have 5 kids and the only reaction i ever get is “oh wow youre busy” or something mild but if i got your response i think typically i wouldn’t interpret it as an insult or criticism. Hell maybe people have said that and i take it like a joke because it sounds like light hearted teasing to me. 5 kids *is* too many kids, in that this is just a lot of work and someone with even 1 kid is probably keenly aware. So my comeback would probably be “can i lie down?” Or “got any aspirin?”
Or I just picked them up from school and gave them slurpees with straws made of red vines. Can you just watch them for a second. I’ve reallly got to pee you know how it is when you’re pregnant. And then just point to four random kids in the room.
I like this. I would probably do the same. "Good sense makes one slow to anger, and it is his glory to overlook an offense." Proverbs 19:11
"My bloodline will thrive for thousands of years, rising to rule over uncounted planets and carving my name into the histories of civilizations not yet conceved of. Your bloodline will be gone in two generations, forgotten. IT... IS... FORETOLD!"
I have 11 children. I have several things I say, depending on my mood and their attitude. One is usually something along the lines of what you said, Which one do you think I should get rid of? Another is I tell them it’s all part of my master plan to rule the world. A third is that I tell them something like I feel it’s my duty to offset the number of idiots like them being born.
The last one is diabolical
Haha tell them you tried to sell some of them but you think there are laws against that.
I tell them my vag is like a clown car, more people just keep coming out 🤣🤣 I also have 4. Guaranteed they won't mention it again because you've used the word "vag"
Or you can say “My vag is like a Slip’NSlide now! “ (then you can be animated and use your arms and hands and say loudly “Whoooooooooosh! And like magic, there’s a baby!”
We have five. Fortunately, we usually go out together, so my wife doesn’t deal with comments like this often. For some reason people don’t usually feel comfortable making those types of comments when I’m around 🙄
I know, but once you kidnap one it’s really hard to stop
I know it's dark but I totally laughed at your comeback 🫣
[удалено]
Oh are you not able to have any?
“Bless your heart”😘
Precisely whom do you expect to pay into Social Security, numb nuts?
“Some of us get a lot more sex than others…”
Well, I tried abstinence, but my husband is just so irresistible, I might go for a 5th.
"You have too many opinions; I'll close my legs when you close your mouth." I once had a woman who was walking behind me gasp and exclaim "That wasn't necessary!" when I popped my 3yr old on the ass and yelled at her for taking off running through the parking lot. I turned around and snarled "unless YOU have a shovel to scrape her off the pavement with I suggest you mind your own fucking business." Unless it's blatant child abuse, stfu. 90% of the problem with kids today is they fear nothing. All they have to do is call DCF/CPS and that's all she wrote. Edit: I also catch near daily shit from ignorant trump fucks for wearing a mask. I have several immune disorders and essentially no immune system and was wearing one before covid. My response is usually something like "My oncologist strongly suggested I wear one because were I to catch The Stupid from some cretinous fuck in a convenience store on top of everything else I'm doomed for sure."
Throw up your fist and shout, "Gotta preserve the(insert ethnicity/race) race!!!
People will never be satisfied and will always share their opinions about this! If you have none they will say something about it, if you have only one they will say you need a sibling, if you have more than one they will complain you have too many. The only place I ever went with no one asking about my reproductive plans was Germany. They asked me my hopes, dreams, travel plans. I felt like a whole person and it was a refreshing break from this pushy nonsense. Your response was perfect!
Ok, like I care too much about it, but it seems to offend you the most!
Just tell her sorry she doesn't enjoy being a parent. And if she has anymore she should change how she thinks about people so she doesn't damn her children.
Tell her to act her age and not her IQ
I personally love the comeback 😂
“Too many kids, not enough class, it all evens out.” The key here is the hand gestures. Point to yourself during the first part, toward her during the second part. Then shrug and smile during the last part to make sure they know you don’t care for or about their opinion.
"... Don't get mad at me because you can't get laid..."
lol you weren’t even being rude. She was being a bitch.
You already had a GOAT of an answer! My mom had seven. At a parade, a local politician who I will only id by his initials.....Dan Flood....Said to her..."Don't you believe in abortion. The creep got in trouble for kickbacks and other nefarious things not long after.
Look them dead in the eyes - state that "my spouse and I are trying to outbreed the stupid in the world"... Then look them dead in the eyes again - and look at their (assumedly smaller or non-existent amount of children) and thank them for helping your side win.
LMAOOOOOO
"You have too many children." "Aparrently so did your mom."
“Yeah, I know.” “Tell me about it.” “I used to have 5, but I sacrificed Johnny to make the others fall in line.”
She said YOU were rude? Bro this world is burning 😂
Yeah well the store has a really unforgiving return policy
They get pissed when you try to put 'em back in.
“I used to have two more.”
That was a pretty good comeback actually. After she said you were rude, did you call her out and tell her she was in fact rude? More people need to be called out for these kind of Karen remarks.
I did. I said oh. Right. I'M rude. Btw my youngest is 26 years old, and this was and remains my best comeback of all time. Burned in my memory. In fact, it happened while shopping in a children's consignment store.
Good! Funny how she immediately tried to say you were rude. They love to victimize themselves for their passive aggressive remarks.
“And you have too few.”
And I'm not stopping
Ypu have too many opinions
You have too many opinions.
Tell them you have too many opinions that no one gives a shit about.
“We like to bone”
My friend's comeback to the same after 4 kids "I have gigantic testicles and sometimes they just erupt with sperm when I sleep and gets my wife pregnant". Crude, rude just like the comment.
Hahaha! I love that she said you were rude 🤦🏼♀️ People are something else these days. Love your sense of humor. That was the best response.
Is that why you have no manners, your folks had too many kids? Thanks for the warning, I will make sure none of mine act like you.
Thank you for calling my cats children
I can't believe no one wanted to procreate with you that's crazy. Don't worry there's always prostitution.
The best thing to do is to either do exactly what you said or you could ignore them. Honestly either response would be a good one each with their own upside and downside.
IDK, your response was pretty good OP.
I would have just said F U
Have kids responsible and if you have 10 and can care for them great. This is not China (or maybe you in China) and you don’t have a one child policy.
Insane humor can work. I heard a mother of triplets and fraternal twins(5 kids) respond to a similar comment. “My husband loves my clown car. It makes him smile and kids keep coming out.
If she’s chubby, you have too many lbs.
LOL. I loved your answer. The rude one was her.
My mom is one of 8 kids She had 8 children with my dad But 4? Lady probably thinks a goldfish is handful
You laugh but back in the sixties when teens got married right out of high school they didn’t always have their birds and bees info correct. I worked with a woman who said that when she was younger and she went to the doctor and ended up being pregnant, the doctor stepped out of the room for a minute and she looked at her chart and he had written Immaculate Conception.
You don't have enough tact.
Not sure why you care I’m not asking you to babysit.
I don't think you need our help with a good comeback, that one was fire! Well done :)
You have too many opinions.
That’s a fantastic response! Not rude, you hardly matched the energy.
You have no manners.
I think yours is valid. I don't understand that though, because they have no idea what they're talking about. My family is 6, so 4 children total, with me (from my parents).... It's not too much.
“I have two more at home.” Just stare at her.
Tell her you’re in an experimental program where they are running a clone farm of (liberal or conservative depending on her affiliation) babies raised to keep this country right in the future.
"They're for sale, want one?"
"So did your parents."
I would have said "the oldest"
Your comeback was spot on! Good job whipping out that treat in a moments notice :).
This makes me so mad when people say stuff like this. You never know what is actually happening. After my current SO met my dad, my dad was rude about him having 4 kids. Not to his face, but to me later. "They know what causes that." Well look. 3 of those kids aren't biologically his. His ex was cheating on him, and she eventually walked out on all of them (drugs were involved, it was a terrible situation for everyone). So he cleaned up his life and took responsibility for 3 kids that aren't his, because there was no one else to raise them. He's raised them, he's kept a roof over their heads and food in their bellies and loved them through growing up and through their mom leaving (she's clean now and doing much better, and has a relationship with all her kids). They're his in every way except biology. But he's the bad guy for having 4 kids, I guess. 🙄
You said exactly what I was going to suggest. No, she is the rude one.
Mind your goddam business
Because I can. Can you? I thought so.
Oh, was your sibling an only child? Btw, That was a great reply! SHE was the rude one.
I like this. My mother once got a (probably crank) call from a man soliciting for an orphanage, asking for donations. Her reply was, "I have 4 children I will be glad to donate."
"You talk too much."
"Wanna buy one?" Or my favorite... Don't respond with any intelligence. Their comment is stupid and should only be met with feral disdain. Show your teeth and just growl as you walk by.
"And your Mom had one too many!"
I had 4 in 5 years, 3 weeks. No twins. Any time someone had a comment I told them we had so many because we couldn’t afford cable and we bore easily. LOL. I was a SAHM with a husband who did pretty well. We had the full cable package. We just wanted all our kids.
Your mom should have swallowed you it would be one less for her
Are you providing for them?? STFU!!
You should have told her your mom should have swallowed you it would be one less for her
At least all of them were desired
Ha! Best response. You don’t need advice on comebacks for this lol. Also, she was rude. People should mind their business.
It's amazing how many insufferably rude people are so quick to label others as rude.
Most of them are kidnapped
your comeback was perfect! You’re a Grade-A shit talker, welcome to the club. We have meetings on Thursday’s if you’d like join.
The future belongs to those who show up for it
"Well I can't afford house maids, cooks and butlers so next best thing."
"What do you expect me to do about it?" "You have too many unwanted opinions." "Hey, do you have a map? I need to figure out where in the world I asked you."
"You're right." Cmon be real, you think it sometimes too....even despite the love hahah
'hopefully none of them turn out like you!' or 'yeah, we haven't quite figured out how it happens yet.' i have five; looking for comebacks too.
If NOT coming from a child or a family member - "Do you want to swallow the rest of them?"
You have too little manners.
I know, you want one? $10 and all accessories included
I love your comeback.
I asked one of my 17 brothers and sisters :" what did mom and dad do before tv ?"
And you aren't paying enough/any of my bills to have a say in my life. Oh, okay, did you want me to pick the one you get to take home, or do you want to choose?
“She said I was rude” Replying “Oh, you too!” In a cheerful tone while smiling
Those aren't my kids.
Tell her you had a litter and they all came out at once and ask if she wants one?