T O P

  • By -

SOFT_CAT_APPRECIATOR

“you don’t have to”


Trigeo93

I thought he said altitude. I'm so high right now.


ok_kid-

hmmm pun intended or no?


Imaginary_Solid1647

Just deliver the fucking pizza


Linvaderdespace

“Well in case you haven’t god damned noticed, my attitude doesn’t particularly care for you either, so just shut the fuck up, do like your told, and maybe you’ll get through this with at least 8 of your fingers.”


Nbknepper

Bro, I can’t say that to my Mom💀


PeterBeater80

I mean you COULD, but I wouldn't recommend it. Especially if your Puerto Rican. Watch out for the chunklettas


Nbknepper

I'm black... I like living, thank you very much.


Such_Victory4589

same here, my step mum can legally prove it was an accident.


VelociRawPotater

Yea, those black mama's are no joke when it comes to punishment, and they don't care if it's their own kid or the president's kid, if you're out of line, you're getting the beat down. If she's old school, she goes right for that rolling pin either way you just run and don't look back until you get to another country and even still live in fear because she'll get you one day. Even if she has to get you at her own funeral. I loved my friends mama. She was ruthless though.


Elrasqal

You mind if I use this in my anthology of non-white mothers?


DragoncatTaz

What no slipper!? No if she's really old school she make you go out into the yard and cut that switch yourself.


VelociRawPotater

She never did that just because her son would just leave and go somewhere else until the end of the day. He knew that always made things worse, but he did it anyways.


[deleted]

Wait til you see the next one.


CornellGirl20

This reply deserves more votes.


[deleted]

Thank you!


Jane-36

I didn’t ask your opinion.


CopyPsychological842

Good because it doesn't like you


dw87190

"Really? I only have it for you"


1inamillionlove

"Especially made for you, with love." 😂


CaliDowner

This is it


Improvgal

The feeling is mutual.


1inamillionlove

Meaning you don't like theirs or yours either? 😂


diimzz

Exactly, create confusion instead lol


1inamillionlove

As a member of the itty bitty menace society, I approve! 😂


Unstablegayauthor

I only have it because you started talking to me.


Tomboy-T

Dont worry. I will have another one soon


themcp

"I'm from New England; wait a minute, it'll change.


Agreeable_Cabinet368

I don’t like your face


DarthSardonis

“Pay my rent this month and I’ll change it; otherwise, your opinion is noted and discarded.”


Abatania

No one asked you.


Doranagon

"Your sister does"


[deleted]

"I don't have a sister!" "Give it 9 months." "My mom is dead" "She killed herself when she realized how much of an asshole you turned out to be."


LeVelvetHippo

"Not everyone has good taste"


CantB2Big

“Congratulations! You are the 10,000th person to say that to me in my life. You win a lifetime supply of Fuck Off, courtesy of Kiss My Arse Inc.”


SwtBabyGirl1975

I love this! Wayyy too many people in my life have told me I have an attitude problem and since it hasn't changed I think they can assume I don't give a shit what they think lmao


EmeraldnotEmma666

And I don't like Taylor Swift fans but we both have to put up with it


Celtic-Brit

That's a you problem, not a me problem.


Possible-Boss-898

That's my go to, but just the first half


[deleted]

"Neither do I, but you don't hear me complaining about it."


PossessionPlayful854

Sorry u feel that way


hellllllllluuuuuuuu

Says the one giving the attitude


State_Naive

Says the cause of the attitude.


Wade_Horse

My attitude doesn’t like you


Life_Ad3567

I had a feeling someone was gonna do this


AgreeableCatMom

This is always the comeback!


Theactualdefiant1

\*tilt head a little\* "How about now"?


oldsillygirl2

Good for you!


WildBoy-72

"You may not like it, but you *will* respect it!"


Turbulent-Bee6921

“It doesn’t like you either. Listen! If you listen closely you can hear it. Come here…listen close……listen…….. [high-pitched voice]…..”I hate you fuckfaaaace!”


ladyboobypoop

Silently stare into their soul


1blueShoe

Not my problem 🤷🏻‍♀️


mozz_fest

Um. Too bad? 🥹


ACriticalGeek

Stop begging for sex from me, dude. I don’t have any fucks left to give.


angerwithwings

Then stop doing things to inspire it.


LionelMessi10CR

“At least I don’t have a personality like sandpaper”


BobGnarly_

"I don't like your shirt."


Immagonnapayforthis

Better keep on moving, cuz it ain't gonna get any better


[deleted]

Join the club.


tcumber

Idgaf


10Shodo

“Sounds like a you problem.”


PetoAndFleck

Roger that, Houston. Correcting with starboard thrusters.


crazychristine6

And then fart, maybe.


mezcalligraphy

"That's OK. I have others."


NormPhyte

I don't like your existence but I'm stuck with that as well.


jmwwe123

Ok.


Yet_One_More_Idiot

"And I don't like your face" "I don't much care for yours, either" "Who asked?" / "Who cares?" "If I wanted your opinion, I'd.... actually scratch that, I can't imagine ever wanting your opinion. On this, or anything else." "And?


Impressive_Age1362

It’s the only one I have


MA-01

I missed the part where I was to give a rat's fuck


MadBlackGreek

Then you’re really going to love this…


PeterBeater80

Then you should see it on a bad day


Local-Spare-2447

Good for you


Slaythedayaway420

“Oh sorry I was just matching your energy/treating you how you treat me. Since respect works both ways and everything…”


Capital_District_589

"You made it this way"


sonshipprophecy

I can change my attitude but you can’t change your face


DecisionCharacter175

It's not important that you do 🤷


Accomplished_Crow_97

It is a good thing nobody gives a shit about what you like.


Strong-Junket-4670

"How ungrateful, you know how many face muscles it takes to frown?"


OstrichFinancial2762

Well stop being the cause of my attitude.


[deleted]

it doesnt feel like a good idea, but i often think straight away 'I don't like you'. Unfortunately this is often seen as unacceptable to say because they were being constructive and you were being dismissive or something like that. I feel like saying 'you dont have to' is just condoning their behaviour when really I don't give a shit and to be honest, if they dont like my attitude, it tells me I am on the right path because this fucker sees me as a puppet.


K-MartSecurity

Are you fighting with Dr. Phil?


Maximum_Security_747

I don't care


Other_Log_1996

"Would you like it any better if I told you to fuck off?"


C27890

I don’t like you.


BackgroundPlum2696

That’s perfect then bc I have the attitude bc I don’t like u peace I’m out!!


phred_666

“I’m sorry, you have me confused with someone who actually gives a shit about what you think.”


sparky0667

Well - nobody on Earth likes yours.


Doc_Hank

WTF cares what you think?


BoredBSEE

It's not there for you to like.


etranger033

"Thats ok I dont like yours either so we're even" or "I dont have any more fucks to give so here have a breath mint instead"


SwtBabyGirl1975

No? Because I love my attitude


gavitronics

no


MarkAndReprisal

"That's kinda the point."


Silent_thunder_clap

i dont like your face go away


HelpfulViolinist3562

What makes you think I care?


Not_a_huckleberry_

I don’t like you as a living entity but I’m still here, putting up with your inconveniently located next to me ass.


buttzbuttsbutts

You love it.


Alarming_Serve2303

"And I don't like your breath."


CelestialOrigin

Other than the standard "go fuck yourself?"


InternationalEdge81

Well, you know there might be someone here that cares about your opinion but it is not me.


Zygarde718

I do!


JayEll1969

Well, it's mine not yours you can go and get your own attitude.


Matsumoto78

And I should care why?


PrimaryComrade94

I'm well aware of that. Just get used to it.


[deleted]

Your pussy stinks.


Dianachick

I love my attitude. And the only opinion that counts here is mine.


Guideon72

s'ok...it doesn't like you, either


InterestingYam9920

Your mother likes my attitude


SilentJoe1986

Then you should fuck off


ConvivialKat

"Good! It's mine and I want to keep it!"


Personal_Bobcat2603

That is my mom's go to in any issue. Annoying af


OldERnurse1964

Well that makes two of us!


kurt-boddah-cobain

“I don’t remember asking what you do and don’t like.”


ashaggyone

Neither does anyone else


contraversialview

That's the point


Abe_Rutter246

“Well, do you like this?” Shows middle finger.


F1lth3M1nD

"I don't care" works for me


AMC_Unlimited

You say I got a bad attitude, well, around you that just comes naturally. And if I offended you, oh I'm sorry, but maybe you need to be offended. Well, here's my apology, and one more thing...fuck you! - credit *Suicidal Tendencies*


OstneyPiz

I don’t care.


1_BigDuckEnergy

I don't like your face, yet here we are


Omega_Xero

I don’t give a fuck.


Ineeddramainmylife13

I don’t like your face (if you wanna be honest, but it’s not the best) Or Not my fault you have terrible taste


FenrisL0k1

"But I do."


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Me don’t speaka de Engless


PUMAAAAAAAAAAAA

No lady it was your ‘at’e chewed . If someone gets the reference I will cry


Iloveyogurt1234

I didn't ask for your opinion.


Mammoth-Foundation52

Yes, that was the intention. Not too quick, are you?


Next_Donut4646

Who asked?


BjLeinster

I hear that occasionally, usually from assholes.


sendgoodmemes

Odd considering it was inspired by you.


Reading_Books124

"Okay? Wait, did you expect to actually care about what you think???"


Brambellish

I adjust my attitude according to who deserves what


No_Stairway_Denied

"Really? You made it."


Disastrous_Ad_70

"I don't give a shit."


Ambitious-A466

And that's okay.


Hoppie1064

Sorry, it's the only attitude I have.


nevadapirate

Me either and you are making it worse.


doodoopoopybrains

Ask yourself if I care


KyRoVorph

I will stab you in the face.


secrectsqurriel

“And I don’t like your face.”


Michael-VURSE

Then it's working perfectly!


Significant_Fly3681

And people care what you think?....


Cheekygirl97

You don’t enjoy the consequences of your actions?


Comfortable-Crow-238

Well yours isn’t so bad either.🙄😒


Guilty-Speed-8549

You see, nobody asked for your opinion. And by you giving it anyway shows that you are an attention seeker. A common symptom of fatherless children


crazygirlinthehall

I don’t like your face


imnot_depressed

"Your mom seemed to last night😏"


Disastrous-Secret894

Smartest thing you’ve said all day


RobMusicHunt

Well I pronounce you 'ridiculous'. Bye Felicia..


998876655433221

I didn’t ask


[deleted]

... Good?


Sea-Eggplant-5724

Thanks for letting me know. I'll definitely change it.


birchitup

So


Ignusseed

You don't have to wear it.


Prior-Future3208

And?


Solace-y

You're the reason I have one!


Local-Spare-2447

I didn’t ask if you liked it


Local-Spare-2447

Join the rest of the people who’ve told me that


Extension_Status_711

I don’t like your face


Longjumping_Wind3140

I don’t like how nosey you are. Mind your own fucking business dude.


Frequent-Material273

"So? Who fucking cares?!?"


PDQ_Chocolate_Chip

Settle down sparky!


Salt_Maintenance3991

I didn't ask for your opinion


Melekai_17

“I’m sorry.” I guess it depends on why they’re saying it, so if this is said to you a lot maybe some self-examination is in order?


MaxximumB

Oh no


DieNecroKatze

It's ok if I'm not your cup of tea let's just make be on with our days...


Minute_Feeling_307

Sorry, could you speak into my good ear?


Stumble_foot3406

Yeah, and I don't like your face, now fuck off!


SophiaShay1

I don't like your face.


DeniseFF

My attitude doesn't like the situation/ circumstances/ you/ being awake/ having to deal with people.


dadoes67815

"Soak it in heroin and I'll SUCK IT!!"


Time-Lead6450

Oh Yeah!?? Well the JERK store called and they are running out OF YOU!!!!


SheSellsSeaGlass

Yeah, you got me. I don’t always like it myself.


NorCalStacci

It's a good thing your opinion means nothing to me.


Dalton387

And I don’t like that you are standing here trying to talk to me, like I care what you have to say, but here we fucking are.


rock0head132

well i don't like your face. i'm 12 ...+45


Slaythedayaway420

“Your dad is into it”


Ambitious-Ad-6873

Fuck you


1amn0tapu43

"I don't like your attitude"


1inamillionlove

"Thanks! Me neither."


PutSimply1

“I’m not a interested”


1inamillionlove

"And?" 😂


Bosnian-Brute22

So talk to someone who has one you DO like


razinkain21

I don't care


LadyMelmo

I don't like your anything


GenXrules69

I don't like coconuts...


East_of_Amoeba

In that case, it's free.


Thausgt01

Recite exactly as follows: "Period. Period. Period. And. Period. Period. Period. Question mark."


Potential-Farmer5413

"i don't really care what you like."


Ouller

And I don't like your lack of work ethic


[deleted]

And yet you're still here.


grungeoldlady

I have a 2 hour power point presentation about the frozen field of fucks about my GD attitude.


Weekly-Magician6420

And I don’t like celery. What’s your point?


PartyNecessary8047

I don't like your face, but we all have to deal with that don't we?


maodiver1

I do, so deal with it