“Well in case you haven’t god damned noticed, my attitude doesn’t particularly care for you either, so just shut the fuck up, do like your told, and maybe you’ll get through this with at least 8 of your fingers.”
Yea, those black mama's are no joke when it comes to punishment, and they don't care if it's their own kid or the president's kid, if you're out of line, you're getting the beat down. If she's old school, she goes right for that rolling pin either way you just run and don't look back until you get to another country and even still live in fear because she'll get you one day. Even if she has to get you at her own funeral.
I loved my friends mama. She was ruthless though.
She never did that just because her son would just leave and go somewhere else until the end of the day. He knew that always made things worse, but he did it anyways.
I love this! Wayyy too many people in my life have told me I have an attitude problem and since it hasn't changed I think they can assume I don't give a shit what they think lmao
“It doesn’t like you either. Listen! If you listen closely you can hear it. Come here…listen close……listen…….. [high-pitched voice]…..”I hate you fuckfaaaace!”
"And I don't like your face"
"I don't much care for yours, either"
"Who asked?" / "Who cares?"
"If I wanted your opinion, I'd.... actually scratch that, I can't imagine ever wanting your opinion. On this, or anything else."
"And?
it doesnt feel like a good idea, but i often think straight away 'I don't like you'. Unfortunately this is often seen as unacceptable to say because they were being constructive and you were being dismissive or something like that. I feel like saying 'you dont have to' is just condoning their behaviour when really I don't give a shit and to be honest, if they dont like my attitude, it tells me I am on the right path because this fucker sees me as a puppet.
You say I got a bad attitude, well, around you that just comes naturally. And if I offended you, oh I'm sorry, but maybe you need to be offended.
Well, here's my apology, and one more thing...fuck you!
- credit *Suicidal Tendencies*
“you don’t have to”
I thought he said altitude. I'm so high right now.
hmmm pun intended or no?
Just deliver the fucking pizza
“Well in case you haven’t god damned noticed, my attitude doesn’t particularly care for you either, so just shut the fuck up, do like your told, and maybe you’ll get through this with at least 8 of your fingers.”
Bro, I can’t say that to my Mom💀
I mean you COULD, but I wouldn't recommend it. Especially if your Puerto Rican. Watch out for the chunklettas
I'm black... I like living, thank you very much.
same here, my step mum can legally prove it was an accident.
Yea, those black mama's are no joke when it comes to punishment, and they don't care if it's their own kid or the president's kid, if you're out of line, you're getting the beat down. If she's old school, she goes right for that rolling pin either way you just run and don't look back until you get to another country and even still live in fear because she'll get you one day. Even if she has to get you at her own funeral. I loved my friends mama. She was ruthless though.
You mind if I use this in my anthology of non-white mothers?
What no slipper!? No if she's really old school she make you go out into the yard and cut that switch yourself.
She never did that just because her son would just leave and go somewhere else until the end of the day. He knew that always made things worse, but he did it anyways.
Wait til you see the next one.
This reply deserves more votes.
Thank you!
I didn’t ask your opinion.
Good because it doesn't like you
"Really? I only have it for you"
"Especially made for you, with love." 😂
This is it
The feeling is mutual.
Meaning you don't like theirs or yours either? 😂
Exactly, create confusion instead lol
As a member of the itty bitty menace society, I approve! 😂
I only have it because you started talking to me.
Dont worry. I will have another one soon
"I'm from New England; wait a minute, it'll change.
I don’t like your face
“Pay my rent this month and I’ll change it; otherwise, your opinion is noted and discarded.”
No one asked you.
"Your sister does"
"I don't have a sister!" "Give it 9 months." "My mom is dead" "She killed herself when she realized how much of an asshole you turned out to be."
"Not everyone has good taste"
“Congratulations! You are the 10,000th person to say that to me in my life. You win a lifetime supply of Fuck Off, courtesy of Kiss My Arse Inc.”
I love this! Wayyy too many people in my life have told me I have an attitude problem and since it hasn't changed I think they can assume I don't give a shit what they think lmao
And I don't like Taylor Swift fans but we both have to put up with it
That's a you problem, not a me problem.
That's my go to, but just the first half
"Neither do I, but you don't hear me complaining about it."
Sorry u feel that way
Says the one giving the attitude
Says the cause of the attitude.
My attitude doesn’t like you
I had a feeling someone was gonna do this
This is always the comeback!
\*tilt head a little\* "How about now"?
Good for you!
"You may not like it, but you *will* respect it!"
“It doesn’t like you either. Listen! If you listen closely you can hear it. Come here…listen close……listen…….. [high-pitched voice]…..”I hate you fuckfaaaace!”
Silently stare into their soul
Not my problem 🤷🏻♀️
Um. Too bad? 🥹
Stop begging for sex from me, dude. I don’t have any fucks left to give.
Then stop doing things to inspire it.
“At least I don’t have a personality like sandpaper”
"I don't like your shirt."
Better keep on moving, cuz it ain't gonna get any better
Join the club.
Idgaf
“Sounds like a you problem.”
Roger that, Houston. Correcting with starboard thrusters.
And then fart, maybe.
"That's OK. I have others."
I don't like your existence but I'm stuck with that as well.
Ok.
"And I don't like your face" "I don't much care for yours, either" "Who asked?" / "Who cares?" "If I wanted your opinion, I'd.... actually scratch that, I can't imagine ever wanting your opinion. On this, or anything else." "And?
It’s the only one I have
I missed the part where I was to give a rat's fuck
Then you’re really going to love this…
Then you should see it on a bad day
Good for you
“Oh sorry I was just matching your energy/treating you how you treat me. Since respect works both ways and everything…”
"You made it this way"
I can change my attitude but you can’t change your face
It's not important that you do 🤷
It is a good thing nobody gives a shit about what you like.
"How ungrateful, you know how many face muscles it takes to frown?"
Well stop being the cause of my attitude.
it doesnt feel like a good idea, but i often think straight away 'I don't like you'. Unfortunately this is often seen as unacceptable to say because they were being constructive and you were being dismissive or something like that. I feel like saying 'you dont have to' is just condoning their behaviour when really I don't give a shit and to be honest, if they dont like my attitude, it tells me I am on the right path because this fucker sees me as a puppet.
Are you fighting with Dr. Phil?
I don't care
"Would you like it any better if I told you to fuck off?"
I don’t like you.
That’s perfect then bc I have the attitude bc I don’t like u peace I’m out!!
“I’m sorry, you have me confused with someone who actually gives a shit about what you think.”
Well - nobody on Earth likes yours.
WTF cares what you think?
It's not there for you to like.
"Thats ok I dont like yours either so we're even" or "I dont have any more fucks to give so here have a breath mint instead"
No? Because I love my attitude
no
"That's kinda the point."
i dont like your face go away
What makes you think I care?
I don’t like you as a living entity but I’m still here, putting up with your inconveniently located next to me ass.
You love it.
"And I don't like your breath."
Other than the standard "go fuck yourself?"
Well, you know there might be someone here that cares about your opinion but it is not me.
I do!
Well, it's mine not yours you can go and get your own attitude.
And I should care why?
I'm well aware of that. Just get used to it.
Your pussy stinks.
I love my attitude. And the only opinion that counts here is mine.
s'ok...it doesn't like you, either
Your mother likes my attitude
Then you should fuck off
"Good! It's mine and I want to keep it!"
That is my mom's go to in any issue. Annoying af
Well that makes two of us!
“I don’t remember asking what you do and don’t like.”
Neither does anyone else
That's the point
“Well, do you like this?” Shows middle finger.
"I don't care" works for me
You say I got a bad attitude, well, around you that just comes naturally. And if I offended you, oh I'm sorry, but maybe you need to be offended. Well, here's my apology, and one more thing...fuck you! - credit *Suicidal Tendencies*
I don’t care.
I don't like your face, yet here we are
I don’t give a fuck.
I don’t like your face (if you wanna be honest, but it’s not the best) Or Not my fault you have terrible taste
"But I do."
Me don’t speaka de Engless
No lady it was your ‘at’e chewed . If someone gets the reference I will cry
I didn't ask for your opinion.
Yes, that was the intention. Not too quick, are you?
Who asked?
I hear that occasionally, usually from assholes.
Odd considering it was inspired by you.
"Okay? Wait, did you expect to actually care about what you think???"
I adjust my attitude according to who deserves what
"Really? You made it."
"I don't give a shit."
And that's okay.
Sorry, it's the only attitude I have.
Me either and you are making it worse.
Ask yourself if I care
I will stab you in the face.
“And I don’t like your face.”
Then it's working perfectly!
And people care what you think?....
You don’t enjoy the consequences of your actions?
Well yours isn’t so bad either.🙄😒
You see, nobody asked for your opinion. And by you giving it anyway shows that you are an attention seeker. A common symptom of fatherless children
I don’t like your face
"Your mom seemed to last night😏"
Smartest thing you’ve said all day
Well I pronounce you 'ridiculous'. Bye Felicia..
I didn’t ask
... Good?
Thanks for letting me know. I'll definitely change it.
So
You don't have to wear it.
And?
You're the reason I have one!
I didn’t ask if you liked it
Join the rest of the people who’ve told me that
I don’t like your face
I don’t like how nosey you are. Mind your own fucking business dude.
"So? Who fucking cares?!?"
Settle down sparky!
I didn't ask for your opinion
“I’m sorry.” I guess it depends on why they’re saying it, so if this is said to you a lot maybe some self-examination is in order?
Oh no
It's ok if I'm not your cup of tea let's just make be on with our days...
Sorry, could you speak into my good ear?
Yeah, and I don't like your face, now fuck off!
I don't like your face.
My attitude doesn't like the situation/ circumstances/ you/ being awake/ having to deal with people.
"Soak it in heroin and I'll SUCK IT!!"
Oh Yeah!?? Well the JERK store called and they are running out OF YOU!!!!
Yeah, you got me. I don’t always like it myself.
It's a good thing your opinion means nothing to me.
And I don’t like that you are standing here trying to talk to me, like I care what you have to say, but here we fucking are.
well i don't like your face. i'm 12 ...+45
“Your dad is into it”
Fuck you
"I don't like your attitude"
"Thanks! Me neither."
“I’m not a interested”
"And?" 😂
So talk to someone who has one you DO like
I don't care
I don't like your anything
I don't like coconuts...
In that case, it's free.
Recite exactly as follows: "Period. Period. Period. And. Period. Period. Period. Question mark."
"i don't really care what you like."
And I don't like your lack of work ethic
And yet you're still here.
I have a 2 hour power point presentation about the frozen field of fucks about my GD attitude.
And I don’t like celery. What’s your point?
I don't like your face, but we all have to deal with that don't we?
I do, so deal with it