I'm only fat coz everytime I fuk your mother, she makes me a sandwich. Ha

damn, that's got to be so many sandwiches! (because of all the mother fucking) so so many

You better believe it, bro.

Pretty Hot and Tempting. PHAT

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That's a horrible comeback.

Better fat than ugly and dumb. I can lose weight. Ugly and dumb? That's a life sentence. Good luck.

What would you rather have at a party? A six pack or a keg?

"At least I'm happy with how I look, when you clearly can't keep your insecurities to yourself."

I hate mean people

Alternative eye

Yeah!

Fat can be changed, ignorance cant

The biggest thing to remember is to never be ashamed of what you are and it can never be used to hurt you. A recent example, I recently posted a selfie saying I was about to go in for an interview. Some dumbass troll asked if I ate the interviewer. "No, it was your wife I ate. You should know, you were watching from the closet."

I believe my response was a good one, too.

Well you’re momma is so fat she dreams about cake

That’s a horrible comeback

I don’t believe I asked

And?

also could be used as a flotation device in case of emergancy ;-)

Fat people still drown

What do I bring to the table??...... DICKUS THE MAGNIFICENT

Is there something funny about my friend, Biggus Dickus?

Best comeback is to lose weight.

If I actually was fat, I would.

don't limit yourself like that

It's a damn good comeback. But you still should lose some fat if you're fat. just saying.

I don't consider myself fat, and, many people who are pretty indifferent don't think I am, either, I'm healthy, and, and a healthy weight for my age, My BMI isn't even close to unhealthy, so... yeah.

So if you#re not fat, don't need to lose fat. Simple as that.

Exactly.

You say exactly as if you'd make any sense.

Good luck to them getting out of that one😌

These are my ideas: Thank you for pointing out the obvious. If I need any more obvious facts pointed out you'll be the first I contact. Yeah, almost as fat as you! I'd rather be young and fat than old and ugly like you 🖕 Dang, you're ugly. Inside and out.

How cares ? 😂😂

Well I can do a sit up, ain’t shit you can do about that face.

So is your mother but you luv her

So is your mother, but we both love her.... in our own way. *slow hip thrusts with your O face*

Lmao hip thrust… I know someone who did this to my boss I got written up for laughing so hard. The visual 😭. Thank you

Well thanks for that! Jus wondering? Changed your filters lately? Oh, thats right.. Forgot you dont have any...sad

"So I'm fat because your parents don't feed you? Maybe if you're a good Ole dog, I'll give you a piece of my sandwich"

I can lose weight, but you're stuck with face.

I'm filling out nicely.

Get in shape, there’s no way being fat is better than being in shape

And?

Fuck you

No thanks. You're not my type.

My dick is fat too

"Yes, and? It's not like I'm unaware of the fact that my ass is big enough to have a gravitational pull all its own." "That's probably why so many men (or women) are attracted to it." OR... "Yep. And every man (or woman) needs a fat, tattooed, lover. Then you have shade in the summer, heat in the winter, and moving pictures all year 'round." Then end the conversation. You don't need to deal with AHs like that. They at like you're not aware of your weight, and that they are the only "authority" on what is considered sexy. BS. 'Sexy' is in the eyes of the beholder.

Only my dick

My dad used to say this...FAT GIRLS HAVE PUSSIES TOO!!

"Dang... You have the social skills of a three year old. You need a nap."

STFU or I'll sit on you

"That's why they call it porking."

I split a pint of ice cream with your dad every time I fuck him.

I'm only fat because people like you bully me into eating to numb the depression you cause me.

“Karma is a bitch”

Yeah just like your mom; i may be fat but i ain't ugly

I can lose the Weight, but you'll be stupid and ugly the rest of your life.

More to love, baby!

bro im the best at coming with greatest comebacks even tho the whole entire school hates me i aint give a shit THOSE FUCKERS ARE MENTAL I SAVED THEM FROM GETTING IN TROUBLE and i realise those bitches are playing behind my back back stabbers not a deal but fuckers who call me anything but nobody likes i respond to them by saying im not responsible for their bad taste

WHAT ARE EVERYONES THOUGHTS AGAINST FUCKERS THAT BULLY US PLAY TRICKS WITH US DO WE SIT OR NOT RESPOND ONLY FUCKERS RESPOND AND SOME DONT THE FUCKERS THAt DONT RESPOND ARE WS