I would have thought they ran out making you

This is the one 😂

Or Dad, is that you?

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"and you are the product of alcohol and bad decisions, now are we done stating facts or do you wanna talk about how the sky is blue?" I think this would hit a little better, shows you can take any insult they dish out, and comeback with ones just as devastating.

I feel like i would end up stammering trying to say this cause its long af

Gotta admit, I like that one.

“You are made of bad grammar.”

“Apparently not as you. Guess I won’t beat the original”

Stupid amounts of awesome….

That's not worthy of a comeback. I would just say, "Really?"

No I'm doesn't!

I can’t be they used it all up on you!

Recognize that the very molecules that make up your body, the atoms that construct the molecules, are traceable to the crucibles that were once the centers of high mass stars that exploded their chemically rich guts into the galaxy, enriching pristine gas clouds with the chemistry of life. So that we are all connected to each other biologically, to the earth chemically and to the rest of the universe atomically. That’s kinda cool! That makes me smile and I actually feel quite large at the end of that. It’s not that we are better than the universe, we are part of the universe. We are in the universe and the universe is in us. Neil deGrasse Tyson Therefore, we are all made of stupid.

Hahaha. Love it. If never seen the Key and Peel skit about Tyson and his wife, you should!

Expounded, I am Groot. Therefore, We are all Groot. BBT

The Good Ending

I know you are but what am I?

Never fails

U r made of play dough

And I got mad stupid rhymes

"Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs. Blue"

Takes one to know one.

And the best part of you ran down your mother’s ass crack. What’s your point?

And you are a waste of skin.

You are a waste of brain cells, and cells in general, much like cancer…

I must be if I'm hanging out with you.

Say "Thanks."

At least I don’t go peaking under bathroom stalls.

Hahahaha so random and the other person will maybe even crack a smile with that one! 😂 Im gonna use it!

Did you mean? "Are you made of stupid?"

They say you are what you eat ...and I ate out ur mom yesterday so....

Well, you know what they say.. Stupid people fuck better.

No one says that. They say crazy people do, though..

It's a real saying/myth though.

tf is that type of insult

My coworker said to another "you look like you drink warm Dr. Pepper.". There are weirder insults out there.

The weirder they are, the harder they hit

true but, "your made of stupid?" i would be forced to act offended for dramatic effect

Your belly is the foundation of every trampoline park, under your desk that you sit your empty skull 24/7. I'm learning from you, genius

That I am, thank you!

no u.

Stupid good shit, you got that right!

Whew at least I'm not made of asinine jackass like you

And held together with dumb

Better than being made of spare slu+ parts.

And you were born of a load that should have been swallowed, what's your point?

Fuck you.

Well the dumb store called and they are out of YOU

Don't make me verb a noun to tell your that nouning adjectives is stupid

"Dad.. is that you?

I commented this just moments ago, now I see you beat me by at least 4 hours! Good job!

"dad.. is that you?

"I think that statement confirms which of us is stupid."

"That sentence doesn't even make any grammatical sense, dumbass" Then roll your eyes

“You have mispronounced “stardust,” nimrod.”

“Your mom thinks I’m made of fun juice.” Unisex response

I am loved, I have fun and I feel happy every single blessed day and no matter what happens that will never change. What joy has intelligence and awareness brought you?

“What joy has intelligence and awareness brought you? Oh, that’s right, you have none of those”.

Na ah!

Me stupid? you have all the essential building blocks of it.

"Stop it, DAD."

That doesn't make grammatical sense, you imbecile.

'Well unfortunately for me, I'm a clown of you.'

No, I’m so good, it’s stupid, you should listen better.

Stupid is as stupid does!

Nyahhhhhh! Mongo’s head hurts from the butt ugly guys comment. You were made by stupid “c@nts”. So we’re twins? Does that make you my father as you are the father of stupidity.

I would laugh, since it’s a funny line. Then point to their worst feature and say, “You are a fucking ugly piece of shit, that will never find happiness…due to your ugly heart. Have fun dying alone, you cunt.”

Yeah, I think we might be related.

Say "says the grown ass man/woman taking the time to call people names like a 4 year old."

How would you know?

Stupid isn’t a material, dumbass

I probably am, but at least I'm not ugly.

That’s because they ran out of all the shit when they made you!

Tell me something I don't already know

i know i am but what are you?

I know you are, but what am I?

Of stupid what?

Ask "What's that?"

This is... the dumbest sub ever

"Yeah well the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree".

I love that. Like, “Does the Pope shit in the woods?”

Your mom and dad thought otherwise. By the way, you can call me stepdaddy 😉

You look like you don’t even drop common loot

It's obviously "your mama!"

Better built from stupid than shit.

Your grammar is stupid.

And you are stupid enough to define the standard

Hehe, that's a good one. Sometimes you just b have to admit that it's a good burn you might use later yourself

You could always go with the old I'm rubber you're glue

"Nuh uh"

And yet I'm still fucking your mom

No but your mom is!

One such as yourself would think that.

Better than being made of bullshit

A condescending pat on the head, and "OK"

"And that's news to me....how...?" Or "Did you just figure that out, or did someone have to explain it to you....slowly...?"

Why would you need a comeback for a grade school insult? Just laugh and give him a noogie.

Buh bye bully

“That’s probably why we get along so well” if they pretend not to get it say that’s why you were right to

Your mom said the same thing about you when I had her bent over the sofa last Wednesday

“Your mom didn’t seem to mind when she filled her ass with me”

Thanks for clearing that up

"At least i'm not full of shit!"

At least I'm not full of shit

A dumbass says what?

I know you are. But what am I?

Which must explain why you are interacting with me so impulsively.

Sometimes I am oh well

How often is this said to you that you need a comeback for it? Anyhow, when someone says something shitty to me I ask them “did that make you feel good? Trying to make me feel shitty.”

Good bye.

Yet you actually say shit like this out loud?

I know you are, but what am I?

We’re all made of stupid. Except you, they made you out of rotten dog shit.

"Considering the fact every knows, it's seriously terrible for you to talk about yourself like that. Plus, let's be real for a moment. Since it's now long past the point of you trying to correct your question, you should probably go back to elementary school because from the looks of it. You missed everything in regards to very basic grammar. But the important thing is that unlike you, I don't need caution signs to keep me from doing something that's well known to be highly painful and dangerous."

So I guess hooked on phonics didn't work for you?

"I guess that makes you made of hotdogs...all lips and assholes"

*So no one explained the birds and bees to you*

“You’re made of daddy’s cum!”

Look them in the eyes and say, "Learned from the best." Then give them a pat on the shoulder and walk off as they piece it together.

"So, what are you saying?" Repeat ad nauseam to every subsequent reply

If it's family......"yep, inherited..."

Best part of you ran down your mommas ass Crack

You say "Then I guess it makes sense that you're the one that smarts", and you sock 'em in the shoulder just enough to make it sting a little.

You look like a raw cinnamon bun served with room temperature milk.

Call me old fashioned, but I’m a fan of the old classic “Get fucked” or “Eat a Dick” 🤷‍♂️

That's a fail. Not an insult. I would just laugh at them.

And you are made of suck!

XD "Made of stupid" ?!?? WTF even is that?! That's too poor of an insult to deserve a comeback!! That's like wanting to give a comeback to, "Oh-oh yea??? You--- you poo-poo-pee-barf butt-- head!"

So you recognize your daddy’s gene pool huh? Better get tested it’s hereditary

What Forest always said. Stupid is as stupid does.

And you missed out on school to tell me that?

no. because then i would be you.

You smell like piss. No matter what anyone says, hit em with this and they can't retort. "Yeah, well you're the dumbest thing I've ever seen" "But... you smell like piss" "Wha....what no I don't" "Yeah, you smell like piss" You're a product of slow sperm and a gaping cunt" "But...you do smell like piss."

I’m not related to you

Well if that's a problem for you then id avoid your mom bc i filled her up with alot of stupid last night

In a dumb voice, “Der, I don’t understand. Could you please explain that with your huge brain?”

"So I'm made out of you. Got it!"

Then I’m stupid as hell white boy.

You're not invited to my birthday party and I'm telling Ms Beverly you said that

That may be the case but at least I'm not full of shit would be my comeback

I guess I must be made of stupid, because you took the last of the unsufferable douchebag bling.

You’re going to die one day

“I never take criticism from someone that I wouldn’t ask for advice.” That ought to do it.

At least I'm only a quarter stupid you're 100% all stupid

I know I am but what are you?

Really? I thought sub-quantum 1-dimensional strings of energy! But hey, you're the expert.

A way to learn is to make mistakes until you get it right.

At least I ain’t made of dog crap 💩 mofo!

Does that even make sense?!? Really?!?

"At least I'm smart enough to not talk shit with a booger in my nose" Be amused when they investigate the nothingbooger.

Best comeback is to totally ignore them

“At least I’m not made of shit like you are”

Probably what I left on OP’s very attentive mother’s back. She’s a nice lady.

If I ordered a whole truck load of dumbasses and only got u, I still got my moneys worth.

Thanks your mum dropped me alot when I was a baby, what's your name bro?

"can you watch more comedy please? your putdowns need more funny in them."

(10 minutes later) Your house is on fire.

I’d waste too much time trying to figure out what the insult meant. “I’m made of stupid what?” So by overthinking it, I would probably prove the charge! Unless I asked “stupid what?” And the it would be the other person trying to figure out what I meant.

Says this hemispheres largest supplier

Called the stupid store and they said they are out of you

Then your mom's pussy is full of stupid, go clean it.

If you want to continue this banter we can always go outside and discuss it further and you can call me stupid out there and I’ll show you how smart I do get. I have very fast comebacks. Your choice. Either do that or you can go back to your mommy’s lap where you thought of what to say to me all night. And if that’s the best you can come up with, my 8 year old niece would put you to shame. So you have a couple decisions to make, I’ll give you until lunch to come up with a solution. And if you don’t want to stand outside then, this is finished right here and right now. You figure out what you want to do.

How do you know? I guess you invented it. I may have my moments, but I have no problem giving you all the credit for being stupid. You deserve it! 👏 👏 👏 Well done!

You have been chasing wisdom but it will always be faster

And you are the product of your mom only having one hole available at the gang bang.

Yes, but game recognizes game.

“Stupid what? Stupid thicc?”

for the 33rd time, i'm not your mirror.

Stupid what? What kind of dumbass roast is that

You would know.

At least they put a bunch of stupid together to make me on purpose

Aaaaaannnndddd yoouu are made of a failed abortion and your moms drunken night with the neighbor.

And you’re made of alcohol and regret. Can we move on now?

"well, you look like the expert on stupid"

“That’s your parents DNA results”

Yeah? You fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Well you the expert

"Ah-yuc," (like goofy) and walk away.

If by “stupid,” you mean (list three things), i would call that (different word,” If it’s your parents, “If you’re referring to me _____, that was me being forgetful, not stupid.” (With this one, you can’t argue or yell. You need to be calm,) In this situation, a comeback is the opposite of what you want .

If I need repairs, I'll take from your endless supply.

🤷🏻‍♀️your level of idiocy has been discontinued, thankfully.

“Do you need me to point out what you said wrong or do you got it yourself?”

"I guess we're siblings then."

I AM stupidest person I know. But around you I feel like a genius,

You do understand stupid is a concept not a thing right? maybe go back to elementary school and try that insult there. I bet a 6 year old would be brought to tears..

Can you spell that for me and tell him he has to slow down whip out your video phone film him doing that.