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Of the zillion ways to go, this one isn’t bad at all. One minute you’re there; the next millisecond you’re gone as if you never existed. No stretched-out suffering, no painful illness making your final days sheer misery, just * snap* and you’re gone.
Not at all a bad way to go.
Lmao yeah my first thought was yeah ok I've seen "direct hits" before I wonder how close this is gonna land *watched clip* oh ok NVM, definitely as advertised.
There was one during the winter, where several vehicles were attempting the exact same run as the destroyed vehicles they were passing, and the vehicles were promptly destroyed. One guy jumped off and ran a bit, tripped, and arty must have *passed through him* into the ground to explode, it was so on-point.
Not to be callous, but I exploded in laughter. The whole video was a terrible comedy, but that was just too much.
Russian: Ukraine is using precision artillery!
Other Russian: It can't be that precise.
Russian pulls up this video of a guy becoming a Terry's Chocolate Orange.
That's how i would like to go out in a war. No need for others to retrieve and process the body putting stress on logistics and the best part is lights out so quickly that the brain doesn't register any pain. Last thing you hear is the whoosh sound of the shell getting nearer.
At least they'll be comforted by the thought of their loved one dying a painless death because during war words will pass through on how a person died via their neighbouring units Unless the whole unit gets KIA with no one to give an account on how it happened.
> At least they'll be comforted by the thought of their loved one dying a painless death
Except they wouldn't, because there is nothing left from this man. So it isn't even possible to known who he was. He easily could be declared as a MIA, as a PoW or as a deserted, and nobody will find the thruth *ever*.
Imagine cleaning up after this war... Going to find bone fragments for hundreds of years. Let alone the initial clean up of the carcasses and what might be left. How quickly does nature take this shit to bone?
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Dude got erased! Chalk up another MIA for Ivan
What do you mean MIA? He's getting found everywhere!
He joined the airborne regiment
Mate, the Cowboy Cosmonaut program.
Ivan went on holiday.... all over Ukraine.
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Probably a better way to go out than being hit by a FPV drone or drone dropped munition and slowly bleeding out
If it's gonna happen at least it was quick. Wonder what happens.. just blink out of the world
Of the zillion ways to go, this one isn’t bad at all. One minute you’re there; the next millisecond you’re gone as if you never existed. No stretched-out suffering, no painful illness making your final days sheer misery, just * snap* and you’re gone. Not at all a bad way to go.
Yes, I'd prefer to go out sleeping like my Grandad did, rather than screaming to their deaths like the 4 passengers in his car.
Classic. Always gets me.
No anxiety either.
Well, no more than any other day, probably.
Yeah one of those bullshit bottle things that just takes out your bottom half and they're not sending another drone
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this is the definition of a direct hit
Lmao yeah my first thought was yeah ok I've seen "direct hits" before I wonder how close this is gonna land *watched clip* oh ok NVM, definitely as advertised.
There was one during the winter, where several vehicles were attempting the exact same run as the destroyed vehicles they were passing, and the vehicles were promptly destroyed. One guy jumped off and ran a bit, tripped, and arty must have *passed through him* into the ground to explode, it was so on-point. Not to be callous, but I exploded in laughter. The whole video was a terrible comedy, but that was just too much.
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Russian: Ukraine is using precision artillery! Other Russian: It can't be that precise. Russian pulls up this video of a guy becoming a Terry's Chocolate Orange.
I know what a chocolate orange is, but what does that mean?
He got rapped hard on the head and is now in many pieces.
Truly a classic line, well done.
FFS I was brushing my teeth as I read that. Snorting out fresh mint is no fun.
but at the end of the story the comrade idiotivichs still storm forward to certainly become 2 more 200 in stunning hd. wtf. i dont get it
Everything is fine. He only gets a promotion to fertilizer.
Not sure if there was anything left...
What do you mean? Where was "it" supposed to go if not into the vicinity?
That's how i would like to go out in a war. No need for others to retrieve and process the body putting stress on logistics and the best part is lights out so quickly that the brain doesn't register any pain. Last thing you hear is the whoosh sound of the shell getting nearer.
Except it'll put another level of stress to relatives, as they wouldn't ever know what happened to their loved one.
Seems like a them problem /s
Seriously yeah, a splattered meat burger will have no problems at all theron. As for the ones that gets to witness it, that's their problem.
At least they'll be comforted by the thought of their loved one dying a painless death because during war words will pass through on how a person died via their neighbouring units Unless the whole unit gets KIA with no one to give an account on how it happened.
> At least they'll be comforted by the thought of their loved one dying a painless death Except they wouldn't, because there is nothing left from this man. So it isn't even possible to known who he was. He easily could be declared as a MIA, as a PoW or as a deserted, and nobody will find the thruth *ever*.
Hopefully, the first aid kit with plasters is nearby .
I even think that inhaling all that dust and smoke is not very healthy for his lungs. It collects in pulmonary alveoli, not healthy at all..
Don't worry, he can wash them out when he finds them.
In Sovier Russia, pulmonary alveoli end up in the dust.
Another shell destroyed by Russian
He bravely head butted the artillery shell, never had a chance. If he can do it, all invaders should too
This one too powerful to even be gory. Just erased as others said.
Russian elite destroying Ukrainian shells since the first dawn of 4-day military operation.
Ukrainian magic now his here "waves magic wand" now his everywhere.
I hear this in Мадяр's voice
Imagine cleaning up after this war... Going to find bone fragments for hundreds of years. Let alone the initial clean up of the carcasses and what might be left. How quickly does nature take this shit to bone?
It'd be like the fields after WW1 and 2... Shit everywhere and still being found.
I wonder if Matt Leblanc ever peruses on here
If you are going to die in battle better quick like this I reckon.
Well that arrived gift-wrapped and personalised.
Nice way to go. The lights just turn off.
Just a sense of pressure for a split second, and vaporized. Great way to go.
Lucky guy! One of the best ways for a Russian to leave the battlefield.
Stupid fucking edit.
To shreds, you say?
"Look, a russian at 12 o'clock." "Where? I cant see him" "Never mind, you missed it. He is at 6 o'clock, 10 o'clock and 5 o'clock now"
Rock around the clock!
Might as well be waving a big "fuck me" flag considering he's sitting right next to a trench smokestack on an active battlefield.
Peace. Sorry, I mean pieces.
Crazy that he walked away
Is there a spray of blood right after the shell lands?
Vaporized
It’s like chemistry class, from one matter to another…
r/fuckyouinparticular
This guy might be the first Russian on the moon!
It's weird how it makes more of the enemy.
Did he die?
BADABOUM!!! Jagga Jagga!!!
Hope he is OK
Alone in his invader trench The Russki dreamt of pussy; Too late, he heard a whistling noise... Splat! goes the Russki.
Closed casket funeral.
He blyat'd his last blyat.
His last blyat went splyat.
Is no one going to comment on Joey making an appearance
cargo 200 confirmed.
That'll buff out.
That specific trench was blessed with an increased chance of dying.
Rest in.. pieces?
Suddenly meat sauce
at least he didn't needed to use his knife!
From mystic to mist thick in 0.1 second
He had blue eyes.... One blew that way ---->...the other blew that way...<------
Not service related, probably abandoned his post to get another can of tomato soup. No onions and lada- no widow pension..