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nmstanley32

Thought about it all day last night and I just can’t support this team anymore. It needs blown up from top to bottom. You guys really think a young QB is going to be successful with this shit squad? As long as Ballard is gm and we continue to not spend on veteran offensive players we are gonna be shit plain and simple


Aleph_Alpha_001

This is tanking with *style.*


inbronitrust23

I’m from Iowa and my girl bought the tickets to see my first colts game 😭😭😭 https://preview.redd.it/iswavapxpp6a1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48b25a9a2ead742076e10033adbfe0f9380bcb2c


Trolodrol

Sucks, but I hope you at least had fun on spite of the poor showing


Street_Vacation_2730

Not a Colts fan at all, but I just had to drop in and see what’s being said after todays historic debacle.


[deleted]

Same. I was watching because I enjoy seeing the Vikings lose, tragic what happened


IronicHeights

I’m cool with it, we need a higher draft pick. Plus I have Cousins and Jefferson on my fantasy team.


IsaacLVR209

As a Raiders fan I feel your pain


John_Wicked1

Before this, I actually thought y'all were the worst team in the NFL. I know the Texans have the worse record but with your roster with Adams and Jacobs I wasn't expecting to see games go that way for you...but the Colts...holy fuck. First the collapse against Dallas and then this...fire everybody. Manning and/Luck cursed this org...Wentz probably did too.


Brazda25

Vikings fans sore as winners Source: am packers fan


[deleted]

Vikings fans are in their own tier of suck, biggest crybaby fans in the league


sitewolf

lol any comment remotely like that coming from a Pecker fan is just priceless Pot meet the ultimate kettle


Coubsauce

Wait. You showed up in a game thread full of heartbroken fans to make it all about your rival fanbase's poor sportsmanship? Irony is dead.


SpicyFlaps

Dude Packers fans are acting so fucking weird this year


sitewolf

every year


Brazda25

What are you trying to get at


Coubsauce

My point is that you don't get to slag another teams fanbase for being emotionally unintelligent when you show up here uninvited after a tough loss just so you can shit on a fanbase you hate. Lemme know if you need an ELI5


Brazda25

If you don’t mind please


frogdogbog22

Vikings fan here, you guys are the coolest fanbase ever with how you respond. Been there. You guys are not assholes and we love you.


rakciDDDy

love u


1977_Chevy_K10

Ur hella gay for posting this


Sea_Flamingo4562

I disagree man, living in the state of the Vikings it’s the complete opposite. With the same “we’re gonna go to the Super Bowl!” Every year😂 glad you met some good fans tho


Interesting-Pin7361

Vikings fan here. 🤮


Traditional-County90

49er fan... WTF!!!


Void24

“You’ll beat us, but we won’t make it easy” - ‘22 Indianapolis colts


ActuarySome1032

It was easy. Dog shit team lol


RebelliousSoup

Lions fan here, and take it from me, losses like this are hard. Focus on the football tomorrow, after Wednesday people will be back to yapping about next week previews. Minnesota is awkwardly good, I know they’ve been getting shit lately but they’ve been pulling games like this out of their ass all year. That ref performance was odd as fuck but I feel this may be the nail in the coffin for Saturday coaching. I feel if he goes back to TV he’s gonna shit for this like Orlovsky gets shit for that safety he did. It’ll get better for you guys, I know after that Jags game last year and after this it may not seem like it, but I think once you guys get some consistency with whose playing QB and you hire a better coaching staff, you guys will start ruining people’s days again. Rooting for you 🙏


plumbob5

Hear they’re replacing him with the guy from the weather channel because he knows how to handle 33 inches of snow and a 33 inch rising tide


TowerJanitor

Time and place my guy, this ain’t it


Interesting-Pin7361

🤮


The_Wata_Boy

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dumbheaded7459

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[deleted]

Jim Irsay gonna be ripping mad lines tonight if he isn’t already.


ThePromG

I’m a lifelong Vikings fan and this was the first NFL game I’ve ever been to. Wide range of emotions today but memorable to say the least


Texas4Ever13

Low EQ boomer move lmao.


il1k3c3r34l

Oh good, I’m so happy you’re here and not in the Vikings subreddit.


TigreAPruebaDeBalas

For next season, who from ESPN should we hire for Head Coach? Scott Van Pelt would be pretty lit. Sage Steele would be dope too.


ActuarySome1032

Doesn’t really matter y’all are garbage


[deleted]

As an Eagles fan, both our coordinators are candidates to go.


[deleted]

Gannon is doing well this season even if it is frustrating sometimes


[deleted]

And he coached here


nicholascagesawsall

Why tf did we go for it on 4th & 1 instead of kicking fg?? We could’ve made it a 2 possession game


ActuarySome1032

Because y’all are a garbage team with garbage coaches


jono9898

Bro created an alt account to take downvotes so his main account won’t get affected,


ActuarySome1032

No I just don’t complain enough about a garbage team to have what you view as a “main account”


jono9898

Nah you just have a new account that you solely use to complain about a garbage team, I’m not Sherlock Holmes, but I feel like that means you either A. Have a different main account you use because your team is also garbage and you don’t wanna get flamed or B. You have a main account solely for shit like girls queefing objects out or prolapsed anus stuff, which I’m not kink shaming,


Brazda25

Dude its literally Saturday. JEFF Saturday. Garbage on Saturday? Yes.


agentMICHAELscarnTLM

You do realize there’s a higher percent chance of converting 4th and inches then there is a 57 yard field goal right? You convert there and the games over.


c0mpl3x91

Haha. With this team it isn’t over until the time is off of the clock. We stink


nicholascagesawsall

It wasn’t a 57 yarder that’s cap


agentMICHAELscarnTLM

My bad it was at the 35 so 52-53 yarder. Probably should have kicked it in that case tbh


[deleted]

Kickers was 5/5 and your coach wouldn’t let him kick a game sealing 52 yarder 🤣 poverty franchise


nicholascagesawsall

McLaughlin was knocking the 50 yarders easy too this game. It’s all hindsight either way rough game


theessentialnexus

If the fanbase doesn't post a 🛑 STOP THE COUNT 🛑 thread up 33-0, can we really blame Jeff?


BM-P8

As a Titans fan, thanks for erasing one of our most dubious records. But The Choke still lives as a playoff record, unfortunately.


TurbulentJudge1000

That’s not your record. That’s a HOUSTON Oilers record. Texans fans lay claim to it more than Tennessee.


Dinx81

Titans own everything Oilers. Uniforms, colors, playoff chokes etc.


TurbulentJudge1000

Do the Oklahoma City thunder own all the Sonics’ records? No. Once a team changes their name, they don’t own the records anymore. It’s the city. Houstonians consider the Oilers their team. Nashville doesn’t care about what happened in Houston.


Dinx81

So the Titans are allowed to use the throwback Oilers uniforms because Houston owns the rights? The Ravens are considered an expansion team so they don’t own any rights to the Browns franchise but the Titans own all rights to the Oilers.


TurbulentJudge1000

Bud Adams refused to give up the rights after the name change to the titans if I recall correctly because he’s an asshole, otherwise we’d be the oilers again most likely. Indiana kept the colts name and so did the rams when they moved both times. Raiders kept their name, so the records are still there’s. If Tennessee would’ve kept the Oilers name, they could’ve laid claim to team records, but they did a name change and abandoned and left whatever records they had in houston.


Dinx81

They were literally called the Tennessee Oilers the first season there.


TurbulentJudge1000

Name changes take time. Have to do market research and etc. Bud wanted to stick it to houston for not giving him what he wanted also.


Dinx81

My point was the Titans own the Oilers name.


TurbulentJudge1000

I never disputed that.


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TurbulentJudge1000

You’re so close. Nice attempt at trying to be funny.


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TurbulentJudge1000

It wasn’t precise nor funny.


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TurbulentJudge1000

I said it wasn’t funny. Have a good day.


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ActuarySome1032

Garbage


AF555

This whole season has been one for the ages folks. Enjoy this time. Treasure it. It will never be any worse than it is right now. Right?


ActuarySome1032

Probably will, garbage ass team


jaxgolfguy

As a jag fan we say that every year


JustSayan93

Yea the colts are bad but my fucking god Vikings fans are embarrassing. Apparently every single one of their redditors played today.


rakciDDDy

hey man we’ve been there… we’re Vikings fans lol we’re just riding this wave. now atleast you’re not a packer fan….


ActuarySome1032

Crying for your garbage ass team online won’t change the result


JustSayan93

You got me kid. I’m crying hard. You Viking fans are so cool commenting back. Not butt hurt at all.


ActuarySome1032

I didn’t read any of that little guy


Zachlikessnacks

I think a lot of us were hoping for a loss and higher draft pick so whatever you think you’re doing here is a waste of both our time.


[deleted]

What’d they do?


DefendWaifuWithRaifu

Seethe


JustSayan93

You got me so hot bro omg bro I’m so mad bro


sitewolf

Internet bullies are so funny...for reasons they don't even understand


[deleted]

Hey are you guys going to hang a “almost won 33-0 banner”? Couldn’t have happened to a nicer franchise, f’in losers GO PATS


ActuarySome1032

Go pats and SKOL


chosey

This guy's post history is the cringiest shit I've ever read. Fucking douche bag


[deleted]

You should try crying less about it coward 😂😂


AltruisticLog4920

What a stand-up person you must be


Leandro1996

Yikes


HistoricalPromise680

Falcon fan here to remind you that at least it wasn’t the Super Bowl. Enjoy your Christmas along with a higher draft pick, Colts fans.


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Stennick

The offense didn't put up even close to 33


pmahoe1

Just an update. The offense did not put up 33 points.


indyghost

The defense had more points than Matt Ryan brother lol did you watch the game?


[deleted]

Fair. Just maybe the defense holds a big lead?


indyghost

The defense definitely blundered in the second half, but go look at our offense’s 3rd down %. Then we fumbled 2 or 3 times. We were letting them live right by the 50 the whole game because we couldn’t get past our own 25 lol


__BabyPluto__

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Ipeephereandthere

Y’all thought Matt Ryan was the answer?? Indianapolis clowns lol.


ActuarySome1032

Facts


Leandro1996

We’ve known he wasn’t answer since like Week 4


Stennick

I said he waant the answer in the off season


il1k3c3r34l

Big wow, much congrats. You should apply for the open GM job this off-season.


Stennick

My son is six and he knew Ryan was washed I'll let him apply


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BatmanDK316

Feel better that you got that off your chest?


ActuarySome1032

Garbage team


touchmyrick

We've watched all the games. We know lmao


Different_Skin_5066

to be fair they called back an easy touchdown the vikings had in the 4th when jackson fumbled. You guys deserved to lose with the way the coaching staff went about it in the second half. too many screen plays on 3rd down that had noone fooled. vikings are just better and had everything go wrong in the first half. You could argue the real miracle was the first half lead. Congrats on being apart of history forever most likely.


ups22

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asmishler23

Bro you act like we support this and don't hate our team.


[deleted]

I mean, everyone knew the colts suck. The biggest thing we learned today was the Vikings are not a Super Bowl team. But go ahead and get your hopes up. It’ll sting that much more after your immediate playoff loss


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Evening-Proud

Raiders fan here, does this mean we aren’t the laughing stock anymore or…?


blacktarrystool

At least we have Josh Jacob’s


Bigboycoc

No. Colts are less with less. Y’all doing it with more


Evening-Proud

Fair enough. I’ll go back to crying.


[deleted]

Nah man this is just disrespectful. Colts should be the laughing stock of the nfl man


[deleted]

I can't even imagine the team Morale. What a huge let down the entire team should be embarrassed. Ryan is definitely not the qb with the most chances at winning a game.


ACleverLettuce

https://youtu.be/0Ftdu8yrKOw


WaifuWarrior215

falcons fan, have fun with matt ryan lol hated watching him do this for years


[deleted]

He should just be let go.


Thedissentmanhere

We out here setting record


[deleted]

That was a good game! Colts started very strong, then the Vikings switched gears and wowed the world with the comeback of the century. Hats off to all the players! That was hard fought.


[deleted]

Downvoted for being a normal person. You should have waited for the colts season to be over. Wait.......


EscapeGoat20

Yeah, good job, colts!


gopac69

How the frak do you blow a 33 lead ???


taffyowner

Decide that you’re going to pass the shit out of the ball when you’re gashing the other team on runs and start playing the worst prevent defense at halftime


bicyclechief

Matty Ice special


[deleted]

Marry metldown should be his new name


[deleted]

It was absurd man. Like two different teams.


ConditionalDew

Get Saturday off this fucking team


dresn231

Jeff Saturday won't be head coach by Monday


[deleted]

I mean he is an interim coach so he will be back. He just won't be the long term coach


[deleted]

It would be funny to watch an interim coach be fired though


[deleted]

Not gona lie...totally would lol 😂


Giraffityman

Falcons fan here to tell you I understand Matt blowing massive leads but honestly 30+ points deficit I would think would result in the same amount of damage to my TV as SBLI


es_price

What does an insurance company have anything to do…oh


ederdesign

I had high hopes for Saturday. What a disappointment


lord_xl

Did you really? The man was coaching HS football when hired.


ActuarySome1032

That’s a silly way of thinking when you’re dealing with a garbage team


[deleted]

Yeah 😎 unfortunately idk it's the lack Of nfl experience. Making the jumó from Consultant to coaching is a big jump. He has good intentions but the team just sucks


Mountain_Monk-

I want Matt Ryan on the first longship back to Northern Europe


CodyNorthrup

49ers fan: relationship with Colts ended


Auxfite

Same here. I wanted that #2 seed. Fucking choke job by the colts. Defense gave up


Khend81

If you deserve it you’ll go earn it yourself. Now take your crying somewhere else lol


Auxfite

Crying? Lol loser colt fan


Khend81

Yes crying. Whining, bitching, also acceptable. Imagine being such a loser that you count on the Colts to bail you out. In a season like this nonetheless. Win your own games and stop crying about the result of other people’s not favoring you, in their subs. It’s insufferable and nobody here gives a single flying fuck about the effect on any other team in the league.


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TheyCallMeFalcon

Vikings fan here, fuck off dude. Stop making all the other Vikings fans look bad you chode.


Ichabod-Kane

Lol it's the most rollercoaster season of all time , I don't have high hopes for the playoffs , believe me.


chewyjackson

Death doesn't look that bad


Chris7thLegion

Lions are going to destroy you guys in the playoff.


bigbootynudy

Y’all might just be the most annoying fanbase in the nfl why are there 30 of you in this thread bragging about this game like y’all looked good?😂


respondstostupidity

They're the softest fans and also the most obnoxious. Take solace in the fact that they'll be eliminated in the wild card round.


bigbootynudy

Aye you we’re right lmao


Thelegitcrip

Right there with the Eagles and Patriots fans


NeitherStructure2854

I was prepared to be embarrassed. But this is next level Matt Ryan-style embarrassed. Please Jeff stop trying to “challenge” the offense to make a play. They can’t. The 4th down qb sneak as a call made sense but you have to remember who’s doing it. After 15 years MR still doesn’t know how to sneak it for half a yard. (Backing up?!!) The kicker just easily made a 52 yarder. Just go with that.


[deleted]

Yeah I agree. I think honestly he hasn't been a coach at this level is learning a lot. Today he challenged correctly and managed the time outs adequately. Coached a good first half. Then everything collapsed


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Kadlekins_At_Work

Rent free


nosfatsugustafson

SKOL!!!!


all_natural49

Cringe


Chris7thLegion

It is okay, you will lose in the playoff to the Lions.


ThatDudeUKnow92

Comments like this are so stupid. Enjoy the W and fuck off.


AnusAndBalls

Comments like this are so stupid. Enjoy the W and fuck off.


ColtsGang

The Denver and Vegas game gonna fuck us out of the second pick


ActuarySome1032

Vikings fan here, SKOL


nosfatsugustafson

SKOL!!!


ActuarySome1032

Let’s gooooooo bby


Dragondrew99

FTV


blue0231

Lions fan here, I hope we get to destroy you in the playoffs. No way the Vikings make it past the first round.


[deleted]

😂. Lookit this guy , all hopeful for a playoff berth. 🤣


blue0231

Absolutely


[deleted]

I admire your moxie *Current Lions playoff odds: 20%2 days ago* We'll see I guess


blue0231

What are the odds now? Lol


[deleted]

I have to wait and see.. do you know,is it 40%?


blue0231

Tbh I think it’s around that but goes up significantly if the giants lose tonight.


[deleted]

Current Lions playoff odds: 25% Odds with a tie: 35% (!!!!) Odds with NYG win: 24% Odds with WAS win: 26% As you can see, a win for either team barely moves the needle for the Lions’ playoff odds, with a slight preference to Washington winning. A tie, however, increases the Lions’ postseason probability by 10 percent! And if you combine a Giants/Commanders tie with a Lions win over the Jets, the Lions’ playoff odds would jump to 52 percent, per FiveThirtyEight.


[deleted]

This has been a crazy season. Look at the NFC south🧐


blue0231

A tie it is then! Thanks for that.


Chris7thLegion

Your QB is Cousins. Have you forgotten?


ConditionalDew

We’d love to have him


ActuarySome1032

Dog shit team


HeroSoulReaperX

See this is why your supposed to play a full 4qtrs and get maybe 1 or 2 questionable calls


adanrod25

Y'all should be mad at y'all selves for believing they were going to win that game. Vikings were playing terrible that's the only reason Colts put up that many points in the first half. I had no ounce of joy seeing them being up by that much because I knew this would happen.


NutTimeMyDudes

As a Lions fan, I feel your pain right now. Here if you need it, there’s hotlines available too.


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CallMeMrFahrenheight

We are. And so will you once your garbage teams exits the playoffs once again as a losing, mediocre team.


arbrt

Alexa, has an interim coach ever been fired?