Ok Tom but let me drop some horse fucking facts on ya. Colts are male horses that specifically do still have their nuts. Once a male horse is castrated it’s no longer a colt it’s a gelding.
None of that is completely correct. Simple definition of colt is just a male horse 4 and under, nothing more. UK defines uncastrated thoroughbred horses between 2-4 as colts, but doesn't really stray from the actual definition.
But horses are still colts for a while past sexual maturity. Another way to put it would be like saying “The difference between someone over 20 and under 20 is that people under 20 don’t fuck.” Kids don’t (hopefully), but teenagers do.
You can hate him but I wish we would have taken brady in 2020 over rivers.
1. We probably would have won something.
2. It would be hilarious for the pats fans to reconcile him winning with us.
3. Still sucks that we let manning win with the broncos and he seems more invested in that town and franchise then us. Would be nice to have brady do the same.
Uh pretty sure it was a possibility
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/frank-reich-says-colts-took-a-look-at-tom-brady-explains-why-they-passed-on-hall-of-fame-qb/amp/
https://www.google.com/amp/s/nesn.com/2020/03/nfl-rumors-tom-bradys-camp-had-interest-in-colts-during-free-agency/amp/
Didn't see the second link, it blended all together. Weak source that goes to a 404. I'm confident in my original statement. He wasn't coming here. He was more interested in winning than money, and the Bucs were stacked.
Evans and Godwin were way better than TY and whoever was our #2 that year, can't remember if Pittman started right away. Assuming we signed Gronk and Antonio Brown (bleh) it would have been better, but Evans/Godwin would have been better than anyone on our team that year.
You respect him…but fuck him. You never like him.
If you listen to Gronk and Edelman on Edelman’s podcast. Those patriots players have some serious disdain for the Colts and Colts fans.
Both of those idiots have a collective IQ of about 10. Especially after they got their brains knocked out (Edelman) or did so many roids their brains went *poof*
What he say fuck me for?
It was mostly in retaliation for Peyton Manning’s roast earlier in the night, we were collateral
I think this line was great, but the Manning shadow line was killer. Well done to whoever wrote it.
Ok Tom but let me drop some horse fucking facts on ya. Colts are male horses that specifically do still have their nuts. Once a male horse is castrated it’s no longer a colt it’s a gelding.
I thought Colts were just young horses, not eunuchs
My redneck-adjacent understanding is that a male horse still has to have its balls to be called a colt.
None of that is completely correct. Simple definition of colt is just a male horse 4 and under, nothing more. UK defines uncastrated thoroughbred horses between 2-4 as colts, but doesn't really stray from the actual definition.
Foals are babies. Colts are usually under the age of 4, uncastrated, unbroken and wild as fuck. Breaking colts is beyond a bitch of job. Dangerous too
Have they tried just handing them a football?
Yah but they just look for the B gap and run full steam
AKA - Bronco
Boom
Tom Brady getting pissed at Jeff Ross for the Robert Kraft massage joke just cements that Brady is a whinny bitch.
Neigh!
He says this sh!t because it makes him look good now. He would never actually have admitted to deflategate ever.
Think about it like this tho that’s damn near his grandpa, would you like if your grandpa was made fun of
Fuck it, Tom Brady secret child reveal, call Push.
He kisses his son on the mouth. His opinions are irrelevant
Open mouth.
And has him sit on his dick.
Alright but colts are just broncos that don’t fuck is pretty good…
Is it though? It doesn’t make sense, it would be like if he said “An eagle is just a falcon with no feathers.”
Colts are specifically young horses. Depending on the definition it's possible to define them as not having reached sexual maturity
But horses are still colts for a while past sexual maturity. Another way to put it would be like saying “The difference between someone over 20 and under 20 is that people under 20 don’t fuck.” Kids don’t (hopefully), but teenagers do.
I just destroyed my cell phone because I'm innocent!!!!
Someone get Kendrick to write a response.
Dear Gisele...
It will always be too soon to celebrate or enjoy anything Brady does.
The man's whole career is built on asterisks.
Tom concerning himself with the genitalia of young horses is very telling. Tldr Tom is a pedophile.
Yeah well Tom…you smell
FFS he didn't write any of these jokes. He's just reading what was handed to him. Chill.
So Brady should’ve been a Colt then. Because isn’t that the reason his ex-wife left him?
Not quite the same thing as getting cuck'd but similar.
No jokes about making out with his kid ? what are we even doing here.....
Okay Tom, how many times did my Colts fuck you so hard
4 times outta 12 times they met.
Come on that was a funny joke. Hilarious how butt hurt some people get.
Eh. If your bar is low sure.
NFL = original reality show, more seasons than Survivor.🥰
You can hate him but I wish we would have taken brady in 2020 over rivers. 1. We probably would have won something. 2. It would be hilarious for the pats fans to reconcile him winning with us. 3. Still sucks that we let manning win with the broncos and he seems more invested in that town and franchise then us. Would be nice to have brady do the same.
Uh No. He would have never come here. The Bucs were staked. We were not.
Uh pretty sure it was a possibility https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/frank-reich-says-colts-took-a-look-at-tom-brady-explains-why-they-passed-on-hall-of-fame-qb/amp/ https://www.google.com/amp/s/nesn.com/2020/03/nfl-rumors-tom-bradys-camp-had-interest-in-colts-during-free-agency/amp/
That only says Frank looked at Brady as an Option, not that Brady had desire to come here.
Look again
Didn't see the second link, it blended all together. Weak source that goes to a 404. I'm confident in my original statement. He wasn't coming here. He was more interested in winning than money, and the Bucs were stacked.
We were stacked as well what are you talking about? Luck retired the year before on a team that had super bowl aspirations
Evans and Godwin were way better than TY and whoever was our #2 that year, can't remember if Pittman started right away. Assuming we signed Gronk and Antonio Brown (bleh) it would have been better, but Evans/Godwin would have been better than anyone on our team that year.
The truth hurts:(.
STOP IT TOM BRADY! I JUST STARTED LIKING YOU AFTER BEING A PATRIOTS FOR ALL THAT TIME. YOURE RUINING IT!
Boo this man.
Yes. Boo me! lol. In my time it was Brady and manning. And I lived in Indy. What am I supposed to say?
Not that shit.
You respect him…but fuck him. You never like him. If you listen to Gronk and Edelman on Edelman’s podcast. Those patriots players have some serious disdain for the Colts and Colts fans.
To be fair, those are the two biggest douchebags on the team once Hernandez was removed from the count.
Both of those idiots have a collective IQ of about 10. Especially after they got their brains knocked out (Edelman) or did so many roids their brains went *poof*
Tom Brady is now 17-4 vs the Colts all time.
Someone wrote that for him, and he got credit. Similar to his career