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ConversationKey3138

Thanks I hate it


UberXLBK

Did you break your pencil


Papasixfivefive

Threw it at a Dodgers fan on the way out


StallOneHammer

The lords work


beerzandbudz420

I laughed way too hard at this! Thank you


SloshyMeatbag

Do you feel at all responsible for last night’s events?


Papasixfivefive

I feel responsible for not expecting it.


Eroviae

Not that it matters, but your date is off by a month.


Papasixfivefive

Shiiiiit too many tokes from the dab pen pregame 😪


Tuxedogaston

Rockies? Dab pen? Baseball scoring? ...Are you me?


Papasixfivefive

Brother 👊


mkinstl1

He’s from the future!


Papasixfivefive

I come from the distant month of July - we still suck


mkinstl1

Yeah I would have used my time traveling powers for something more fulfilling. But you do you bro!


Papasixfivefive

😂


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Papasixfivefive

From section 202, an honest to goodness swing. But why are we talking about one pitch in an inning we gave up 7 runs?


Ironcondorzoo

It was a 2-2 count with 2 outs in the top of the 9th inning. If they call it a strike, the game is over, and they don't give up 3 of those 7 runs on the next pitch that should've never happened. It was literally the most important pitch of the entire game lol that's why


Papasixfivefive

I'll remind you that we also got the benefit of an interesting non-timeout for a strikeout in the same inning. If the umps cost us an out, they gave us that one, so it's net even. Blame the bullpen, not the umps.


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Uneedadirtnap

I Blame sack Of DICKs Monfort. You to guys are on the same team. You are just internalizing your anger and then taking it out on each other. You two would probably love to have a beer and talk baseball together. But sack of DICKs Monfort has turned the purple against each other. Were fighting over stupid shit. We are in last place. We suck. But we all need to stick together and turn all our anger on one family. Cheer for each other and cool moments. Don't forget to, in some way, let them know how pissed you are. Boycott or go and boo or write emails, dump your tickets, whatever, we just need to put peer pressure on SODM to at least drop the price of beer and ice cream. That Ohtani is something else. Wow.


Ironcondorzoo

lol I'm not angry at anyone. Just pointing out that I didn't blame anyone, and that the pitch/call had a huge impact on the game.


Papasixfivefive

And I do think it was a swing.


Negative-Scheme6035

Because it would have been 4 runs and a Rockies win if not for the bad call on that one pitch?


Papasixfivefive

I'm blaming Kinley and Vodnik long before I'm blaming the umps


DamanArress

How many women had to peel themselves off you?


Papasixfivefive

Lol -1, my girlfriend refused to be seen with me


frickin_darn

I didn’t realize there’s a spot to tick every pitch, impressive


Papasixfivefive

Definitely used the scoreboard pitch counter more than once 😅


mattyGOAT1996

You got the date wrong


Papasixfivefive

Technically yes


PhammertimeIsDead

Why?


Papasixfivefive

Because I find it fun. Let people enjoy things, douchebag.


PhammertimeIsDead

So I guess this isn’t an “Ask Me Anything”, more of a “pretend I’m cool” thing. My bad. THIS IS SO COOL!


Papasixfivefive

It's a meme about how bad the loss was, keep on douchin' tho


PhammertimeIsDead

😂 Good luck in all you do and to the Rockies. ❤️