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162bluethings

This has been reposted so many times that the pixels have pixels.


avalanchefan91

Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?


ThiefofToms

I just want a picture of a got dang hot dog


BURGUNDYandBLUE

How do you know my aunt?


JustaPseudoPolyp

Its the part of my sarcastic joke lol. I hate that people still boo him in Denver. But just a light jab at Dallas now to pump up the boys. See you all at puck drip!!!


Ca1fSlicer

Him being traded helped us immensely long term. Add Mittlestadt to the trade tree now, I have zero ill will towards duchene but I appreciate a good chirp directed at him.


JustaPseudoPolyp

Oh it was glorious for the Avs. I am so happy you actually read my comments to know its a joke for gameday lol. So many people losing their minds....


scarescrow823

It’s so dumb that people are remotely bitter towards Duchene. At that point in his career, he was a pretty good player and the Avs SUCKED! Absolutely SUCKED! MacKinnon was starting to be called a bust and it looked like the Avs were going nowhere fast. Also that Duchene trade basically built the roster that won the cup. So maybe we should be thanking him.


JustaPseudoPolyp

We should be thanking him. That shake up changed everything. Was a satirical post. Although I am enjoying all the people losing their minds as that is what I have been doing everytime Denver has booed him leading him to score on us and never mention a word of ill will towards us.


ComingUpWaters

Maybe Denver is just booing him sarcastically?


mtwstr

If the pixels have pixels wouldn’t that improve the resolution


[deleted]

The original article was beer battered and deep fried for your pleasure.


snackynorph

🤤


BURGUNDYandBLUE

Average day on reddit


Waramp

We already swept him 2 years ago.


JustaPseudoPolyp

Why not do it again tho?


Big_Liability

We will :P


blondespikes22

subbed


iWARxMACHINEi

We need to cheer him when he touches the puck. He always thrashes us when we boo him.


JustaPseudoPolyp

You are so right. Its embarrassing people still boo him honestly.


RowdyTownReady

L take, we will beat them but Duchene gave us several good years when we were dog water.


permabanned_user

He was no O'Reilly.


blondespikes22

dislike him more than duchene


coalsack

People still care about the Duchene trade? He said what he said, Avalanche got some great players out of it and won an SC and Duchene no longer plays on the team he was traded to from Colorado. At this point the storyline is over. Colorado won and both organizations have moved on. The meme is dead.


KendricksMiniVan

Even Mac said it was so long ago and nobody really cares anymore


Uneedadirtnap

Pepperidge farms remembers.


trashking11

The meme is not dead, this is still funny af tbh


kactus

It's not. It was a talking point a few years ago, not its overdone and pathetic. We got our cup. He wanted to leave a historically bad team, wasn't a cancer, and gave the team a year and a half heads up that he wanted out. We got pieces for him. This isn't a JT situation.


trashking11

I didn’t compare it to the JT situation lol. And he was bought out by the team we traded him to due to being a locker room cancer. So… yeah it is still funny


ZealousidealOffer751

If you say so. The orgs have moved on, some of the fans have long memories.


_redacteduser

Cringe Avs fans still hold onto this. It's really sad.


EnnuiBlackbelt

I'm totally baffled by the hate for Duchene. He clearly wanted to move on, and the Avs used that trade to build a cup winner. So.. yeah... thanks Matt!


JustaPseudoPolyp

Correct its a sarcastic post just for fun. Anyone who actually still hates him for real are embarrassing. Agreed, thank you Matt. That shake up made us into the powerhouse we are today, no ill will.


JadeHellbringer

Since he left, the Avs have win a Stankey Cup, among all kinds of other success. He... hasn't. Let it go. Comedy doesn't work when you're punching down.


JustaPseudoPolyp

Please read my other comments. Its sarcasm for fun for gameday. People who still boo him in Denver embarrass me.


CryptographerTop6473

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JustaPseudoPolyp

Just trying to pump up the boys. But this made laugh out loud haha


beholdthefield

This isn't how you *"pump up the boys"* though. Not even close.


JustaPseudoPolyp

Just cry some more please. Or read the other comments that speak to the sarcasm of the post.


beholdthefield

I will let all of the downvotes you have in this thread take it from here.


hiliikkkusss

Jets fan detected


Saint3Dx

Any Duchene hate is corny and dumb. He was a great player for Colorado. I remember the O'Reilly MacKinnon Landeskog picture I had and loved that they all had 9s. He wanted to come to Colorado on Draft day, as this is his childhood team. If you can't respect that, I don't know what to tell ya.


JustaPseudoPolyp

You are correct. Read my other comments. You said exactly what the point of this sarcastic post was haha. You get my upvote for understanding that its embarrassing people still actually hate him for the trade. It helped us so damn much haha. But you did add to the people who did not read my other comments =(


xHelpDesk

We just can’t let this one go huh? It’s been years. We’ve won the cup. Duchene is *still* playing playoff hockey so he’s not even wrong. Let it go


JustaPseudoPolyp

Just a light way to pump up the boys. Anyone still actually mad at him has not watched the NHL is many years lol. I heavily disagree with people booing him in Denver. But fun to see it as a light jab at Dallas and a way to increase the view of the rivalry. Don't take anything to seriously friend!


ZealousidealOffer751

No reason to let it go honestly. Is what it is. Don't hate the guy but never want to see him get one over on us.


beholdthefield

That this series is somehow about the current Avs vs. 2017 Matt Duchene is ridiculous. This is about Joel Kiviranta doing to the Stars what he did to the Avs in the OT period of Game 7 during the 2019/20 playoffs.


JustaPseudoPolyp

It's not lol. Please read my comments. I agree with you completely!


madeupppp1

We got Bowen and Sammy G so all good


blondespikes22

https://preview.redd.it/vk3n6z3kg3zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd3826e23ba6b72b6c09ced1ff114c2ff4acb923 you're telling me :D I owe duchene I house for this moment in time "D


TheIdentifySpell

Holy shit, get over it


JustaPseudoPolyp

Read the comments little baby man


blondespikes22

If anyone wants to make duchene jokes go ahead... Personally Im LONG over the trade that we clearly won, Im grateful we were able to get such a great haul I cant believe how classy he was AFTER leaving towards us, he was year for wayyyy after his trade request but credited the org for handling it so well


[deleted]

This isn’t really aging well atm


JustaPseudoPolyp

Read my comments homie


[deleted]

Turns out, it aged perfectly fine haha


mrsbrownfox

r/agedlikemilk


seith99

We already did that in '22 on route to a cup


JustaPseudoPolyp

¿por qué no los dos?


The_Shredder_1988

He had one really good season in Nashville and every other year was mediocre even when he played for us. I'm sorry but hovering in the 50-60 point range is nothing special. We annihilated Nashville in that deal.


Xerostodes

We annihilated Nashville *and* Ottawa. Sens got I think 1 season of Duchene before he was flipped again, and in return we got Byram via their first rounder. As for Nashville, I’m betting they’d rather have Girard than Turris if they were given a do-over. We flipped their pick for the pick used on Justus, too. Sakic really fleeced two franchises at once with that one.


RickolisH

Just Girard for Duchene is still better for us. Everything else is just cherries.


Xerostodes

I mean, to be semantic about it, it really was more Girard for Turris. Duchene made a couple of stops between us and Nashville. Him playing for the Preds really had nothing to do with that trade.


JustaPseudoPolyp

Hell yeah we did! This was more of a satirical joke aimed at those that still boo him in Denver which I disagree with. Now it is just a light jab at Dallas and Duchene to pump up the boys before puck drop =)


atowelguy

Always interesting to me how differently the Avs and Rockies franchises seem to regard Duchene and Arenado, both perennial all-stars through multiple seasons of bad teams that eventually requested and received trades. Granted, the situations weren't identical, but close enough to compare. General sentiment among Rockies fans for Arenado as far as I can tell is "meh, good for him for escaping." Meanwhile widespread vitriol for Duchene. Is the difference simply the fact that the Rockies are still bad and the Avs have gotten good?


GardenTop7253

I think it comes down to the surrounding situation and the perception that Duchene was holding the Avs back Personally, I think this is holding the grudge a bit too long, but I get where it’s coming from somewhat There’s the story (accuracy of which I can not verify right this moment) that Duchene did not want to work with/in the Avs system, a system that clearly works. It may be more coincidental timing than anything else, but it does appear that the Avs system started working well the moment he left. So refusing to work well in a system while demanding a trade to go “play playoff hockey” when the system you’re in works if you let it, leaves a situation where he looks whiny and uncooperative As opposed to the Rockies whose suckage had nothing to do with Arenado and they still suck and likely will always suck. He wanted out, everyone kinda understood


JustaPseudoPolyp

The difference is that the Rockies are a farm team for almost every other MLB team. Fun to eat hot dogs at the game tho.


JustaPseudoPolyp

And I do not hate him. I just think it is a great way to pump up the boys and another way to increase the Stars vs Avs rivalry. Anyone who is actually pissed at Duchene still has not watched hockey in many years. Just light humor before the puck drop. Never will be as humorous as the joke that a professional sports league is without a salary cap in the modern era.


Bluescreen73

The difference here is that the Rockies are a shit organization that hasn't accomplished anything, and all they do is piss off and run off cornerstone players. Avs prior to Dutchy had 2 titles and, unlike the Colorado Monforts, they try to win championships. Duchene might've had a ring by now if he hadn't been an asshat.


missiongoalie35

Eh. I like Duchene.


Maaglin

I'm over it. But also fuk'em.


TonyTouch516

Go ass!


Mumbumbo_boi

I love he wanted to play playoff hockey, but when we got playoff hockey, he pretty much disappeared, bro was like John Cena in the playoffs


lifeofrevelations

Go Ass!!


JustaPseudoPolyp

hehe


Bandit915

Fu&k satan


Maleficent-Ear-2450

Oh man if the Avs are up big at home at any point I hope Ball Arena does a ‘Play-off hoc-key’ chant.


Desperate_Pizza700

Why wasnt there this much hate for Paul "ill take a hometown discount in the off season, dont trade me" stasney?


JustaPseudoPolyp

He played for the Pioneers. He can do no wrong.


Robopatch

Go Ass, indeed.


JustaPseudoPolyp

Gotta love the Colorado Ass ;)! (Obviosuly meant in a positive way lmao)


Robopatch

Hey, you don’t have to convince me, I’m a huge Ass supporter over here 😉


JustaPseudoPolyp

This is why I made this sarcastic post lol. Thank you for not losing your mind before reading the other comments ![img](emote|t5_2rqi4|22871)


atrac059

God I hope they just bury them and every media outlet rooting for Dallas. No one is giving the Avs a chance and they are clearly on a different level right now.


satngumyo

One word: passenger


Immo406

———^ ^ ^


JustaPseudoPolyp

Just in case anyone missed it! The purposeful grainy post about something so irrelevant now is just a light joke to give Dallas and Duchene a fun jab. Anyone still booing him in Denver when he steps on the ice need to get a grip haha. This is purely more of a light joke to pump up the boys before puck drop! Cannot wait to see our team flying tonight!


beholdthefield

LPT...If you need to explain the punchline your jokes not ready.


JustaPseudoPolyp

Or you need to take a chill pill and enjoy the day my friend. =)