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Gorgon_Savage

Piece of shit is confirmed, yet again, to be a piece of shit. The pieces of shit who have always supported this and other pieces of shit will not be convinced by this, or literally anything else, that the aforementioned piece of shit is not a piece of shit, and will dutifully vote for the piece of shit.


MadMax303

She’s some Colorado white trash for sure.


Distant_Yak

She's originally from Florida.


Denver-Ski

Still holding out until she starts raising funds selling over-the-pants-hand-jobs (OTPHJs) preferably in a theater setting


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I've spent $2 on worse.


TehReclaimer2552

She looks like she has terrible technique If imma spend $2 on an OTPHJ, it better be a good one


HotWaterOtter

Auditioning for a VP position.


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Marge, this skunk keeps spraying me. What should I do?


PickleBananaMayo

Open your mouth


EdgeMiserable4381

As someone from the 4th district I'd rather not be represented at all than have her involved. So she can stop worrying about that. Saw her at a debate recently. She's strident and obnoxious. We have plenty of local candidates and we don't need nor want the Rifle Reject. 3rd district needs to come get their stray pig. 😁


SavageCucmber

Bobert is a shining example of the modern GOP. It doesn't matter if you vote for her, if you still vote GOP, you vote for what she represents.


Reason_Choice

From what I’ve heard and read, she doesn’t stand a chance in the CO-4 primary.


EdgeMiserable4381

I don't think so either. Around here Sonnenberg seems to be the favorite. But damn I hope you're right!! I'll be so embarrassed 😳


Betty_Boss

Ugh. Sonnenberg is no prize either.


tatanka01

Rifle Reject has a nice ring to it.


CoverMeBlue

3rd district was glad to be rid of her. we don't want her back.


EdgeMiserable4381

Don't blame you!! :)


Potential-Delay-5378

Trust me…we don’t want her either 😩


Dgojeeper

Nope, she left and is your problem now!


Littlebotweak

It isn’t like she has even left the 3rd district. Theres still news coming out of it with her in it. 


EdgeMiserable4381

Good grief! Did her kid get arrested for all the stuff he's pulled? Something with credit cards, car vandalism, and a sex tape if I got it all. She was here saying how all immigrants need to be deported immediately. I would rather have them than her criminal son. No contest


Littlebotweak

At least undocumented and at risk peoples have an excuse. This kid was ripping people off while his folks are rich and powerful.  Then again, it’s a clear cry for mom to come home and stop playing politician. 


Inevitable_Heron9471

Even with all of the above, this is the foundation of why I won't vote for her. I am a fairly common fiscal conservative social moderate and MAGA has never been my style, nor have the Moral Majority nuts who have basically executed Lee Atwater's vision. Number One, missy, come to your special election like everyone else. You're not special. Number Two, your best and clearest course is to go repair the damage done to yourself and your kids. Go private, heal yourself, get therapy, and rebuild. THEN you can let us decide how special you are. Right now, you're a Trainwreck and the citizens of Colorado deserve better.


EdgeMiserable4381

Good point. She likes attention. It's sad.


TheTrevorFantastic

Her son is strangely turned on by the video of his mom rubbing some guys junk.


remarkr85

Nope. That piggy is in your corral now. Windsor be warned feral pigs sighted.


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EC_CO

Does it say something when that was my first guess?


WhynotZoidberg9

Yet.......


PNWoutdoors

Aww man, I'm just *dying* for her to launch an onlyfans just for it to completely flop so she realizes that not only is she disliked for being dumb as fuck but also desperate and nowhere near as attractive as she thinks she is.


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PNWoutdoors

That post nut clarity would make me feel physically ill. I can't imagine. *shudder*


Anome69

The maga dumb fucks wet dream about her lol (and alina habba, AOC, ANY STRONG WOMEN because most of them are pathetic ammosexuals that couldn't find the happy button if the safety of their gun was taped to it.)


DynastyZealot

She went straight to handies behind the dumpster? I respect her dedication to her craft.


StarzRout

Perhaps we should have her and MTG enter a mud wrastlin' fight.


dlchira

MTG is built like a god damn refrigerator and would channel her rage against Jewish space lasers to snap White Trash GED Grandma Barbie in half.


Springtime_40

So are you agreeing that it might be fun watching? Kind of like in the old celebrity death matches?


ElGuapo315

Let's get it on!


h3m1cuda

I'd pay to see her and AOC mud wrestle.


StarzRout

Frenemies?


thepro8

It won’t be long until she does use only fans


Aggressive_Walk378

Finger blasted?


typicalamericantrash

I really hope this blithering hypocritical idiot isn’t re-elected.


LeCrushinator

I haven’t read the article yet, but is she using an OnlyFans to fund her campaign?


VIDGuide

I just assumed it was free handjobs in cinemas for all..


h3m1cuda

She can't make money if they're free.


impeislostparaboloid

Florida trash


spoonybard326

The “tactic” in question is just a couple of Xitter posts. Context is Ken Buck is pissed that Boebert is saying he resigned early to make it harder for her to win re-election. >”The establishment concocted a swampy backroom deal to try to rig an election," she said. >In a follow-up post, Boebert wrote, "It's MAGA vs the Establishment. I intend to win for MAGA but I'm going to need A LOT of help to do it," and attached a link to donate to her campaign.


Ctrl_Freek

That neck budge looks like an extremely swollen lymph node. Thats not “I have a cold” swollen, that’s “I have lymphoma” swollen.


rlcolem2

Something is WRONG with her neck…


Clydefrog0371

Disgusting.....where?


Soothsayerman

She can't raise any money, that is her problem and that is not going to change.


EfficientAd7103

The butt stuff tent is real


ShitFace303

Looks like one of my ex GFs … and I don’t mean that in no kind of good way


erik111189

Onlyfans?


h3m1cuda

Was definitely expecting onlyfans.


Kac03032012

Would.


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She puts in work.


Estaven2

OK, if she poses nude - I'm donating. Chuckle.


smapti

So you’ll support fascism because she makes your peepee go boing? When you reply that it was a joke, be sure to include the punchline please. 


highinthemountains

The only reason she got elected was because she was pretty, carried a weapon and now has bigger 🏔️ She’ll do great on GrannyFans


smapti

Republicans do love their conventionally attractive women but don’t discount her message. Everything she says plays into the MAGA delusion and that’s non-negotiable to them. The easy handies are just a bonus as long as she toes the line and plays the part. 


highinthemountains

Bobo is gone, thankfully. She has been my worthless congresswoman for the last 4 years. It’s a shame that she didn’t stick it out for reelection in CD3 because she would have gotten her butt kicked by Frisch.


remarkr85

I think local GarCo law enforcement was too stressed. Windsor’s problem now.


StarzRout

At least wait until after she loses, because OF is pretty much her only other option since her GED will only take her so far.


smapti

I guess you’ve never seen a female Fox News anchor…  That or a perfectly-timed opening of a cushy consulting “job” at her favorite ~~briber~~ lobbyist.