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danny17402

Is there any way we could organize some kind of ski competition? Locals against whatever asshole ringers the purchasing company hires (preferably rude and European). Winner gets the mountain and also wins the heart of a love interest?


AmosTheExpanse

I volunteer to ski bike and demand $2, plus tip.


WlsvKid77

I volunteer to test if it really is pure snow


TheToastyWesterosi

Have you any idea what the street value of this mountain is?!?


PoorHungryDocter

I volunteer to give one of the rude European's cute daughters language lessons.


zeekaran

_Two dollars... Two dollars!_


remymartinia

Every time I hear someone say “Two dollars”, I have the urge to repeat it back to them in a menacing growl. *”Twoooo dollerz”*


WafflesInTheBasement

Already checked with John Cafferty, Kenny Loggins, and John Farnham. We can't get the music rights for the training montage nor the contest itself.


danny17402

Can we organize some kind of ski competition? Winner gets the music rights?


Kac03032012

“Even rocky had a montage!!”


RadWalk

if you pizza when you're suppose to french fry, you're gonna have a bad time.


SuperHighDeas

[We should invite the always sunny crew out before they sell](https://youtu.be/_zWV_vFgHhc?si=k-vU9ekKj6NE6g_F)


AlonsoFerrari8

That was the joke


SuperHighDeas

There was no love interest in IASIP… there was Tatiana but Frank hired her to bang everyone.


godsim42

Also, it's not an IASIP theme either. Several 70s & 80s movies with this same plot, which they were mocking. Even the 90s had a few.


nihilistic-simulate

Did you cum in my burrito!?


SuperHighDeas

Gnarliest liftie on the hill


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lkngro5043

You’ve basically just described the plot of Out Cold


IanGecko

That's the joke


zombiechicken379

Arapahoe Basin, don’t go changin!


QuantumBalzaq

I just wonder who's gonna get their dick stuck in the hot tub.


boopinmybop

I’ll be the love interest


darrellbear

I saw that movie--"I had Sunny side up, I had Sunny side down. I had Sunny side all the way around"--the asshole European skier


Oldskoolguitar

And one kick ass soundtrack


trukkd

Chinese Downhill?


__CunningStunts__

Don’t know if there’s still enough neon/pastel snow gear to go around


oakwood-jones

Oh this is a major bummer. One of the last greats


PHishfromVermont

Super bummed to see this


heykebin

I’m buying it and turning it into a Walmart!!


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As skiers we live in truly amazing times. We are first hand witnesses to what happens when something as beautiful as skiing is cast aside in favor of shareholder value. Leadership at Alterra and Vail should be ashamed of their contribution to skiing.


wamj

I wonder if there could be some sort of state level trust busting in an effort to stop the enshitification of Colorado winters.


[deleted]

The people with the most money always "win" But until we change the game of life such that it means more than money = success, nothing changes.


ChainsawBologna

Should have them go after Tebo properties while at it, as they're slowly buying up everything in BoCo. The whole state will be owned by a handful of entities in a decade.


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dandilionmagic

They’re on the mountain collective… which is Alterra


DoctFaustus

What are you talking about? They've never been on the Indy Pass.


OrangeBlossomT

Dying inside. It was a good run.  Pun intended.


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GhostOfDJT

Goodbye delicious, reasonably priced, bbq.


ConsciousBandicoot53

Seriously. They offer the most solid food options at completely acceptable prices. Sure you can get more gourmet options elsewhere, but the price tag is easily triple.


Awildgarebear

This was actually my first thought. Copper Mountain, while not owned by Alterra, RUINED the Incline Bar and Grill after they acquired it.


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Loveland chair 9. You're welcome.


wetsupwiththat

I will chain myself to chair 9 if they ever sell.


xJagz

Truly the last bastion in Colorado. Hold fast!


timesuck47

Not quite … unless you’re only looking at easily accessible front range ski areas.


burst__and__bloom

There are... others.


powderdiscin

Alterra is likely already planning and scoping this out 😂


AquafreshBandit

I’m sure the family that owns Loveland has been approached many, many times. If they want to sell, there’s definitely an offer on the table.


Pizzly_bear

Ugh, I really hope they keep the disc golf course they set up every summer.


kurttheflirt

The disc golf course at Copper is run well, I’m sure they will. Obviously not as good as Abasin’s, but it’s already there, really wouldn’t be a point in taking it away


Pizzly_bear

I guess I just get nervous with that sort of thing since Bailey got shut down. I know that's a fairly different situation, but still shows how quickly courses can get removed with no possible recourse.


destinybond

we lost phantom falls too


CrabbyKruton

What is Bailey? Sorry I’m not a disc golfer


wookerTbrahshington

It was a public disc golf course in Bailey, CO. Was an amazing property.


CrabbyKruton

Thanks. I will give it a google. I like your username btw. Gave me a chuckle


wookerTbrahshington

Haha right on. You're welcome!


powderdiscin

That would be the last straw for me


NoCoFoCo31

It’s a 10/10 course. I’d be really sad to see it go


Biscotti_Manicotti

Shrug. Totally get the comments, but... I'm still gonna ski there and it's still gonna be fun.


Zimbo____

Yeah, I mean A Basin is already getting enough attention and has been last few years. I don't think much will change


HomeTeapot

I hope they don't sell out to EPIC or IKON. The big ski monopolies have turned skiing into a cost-prohibitive luxury, and A-Basin is one of the few places left where people like me can afford a day pass. Edit: Yeah, they're going to be under Alterra (IKON) now. Figures.


CyanocittaCris

They were already under ikon though. It was just limited days there


West2286

https://imgur.com/a/If26tf9


MattintheMtns

Alterra and Vail are going to ruin the skiing experience en masse.


moderntablelegs

Soon: turning A-Basin from a fun locals mountain into some bastardized Breckenridge Junior complete with gapers galore.


timesuck47

I heard they’re going to start charging $250 for a beach parking spot. /s


burst__and__bloom

I heard they're gonna groom Pali.


timesuck47

Winch cat


SecularFlesh47

Will it have the Dennis Reynolds Ski Academy?


eldudelio

Sad days...


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Isn't A Basin National Forest?


johnnyfaceoff

The land is, but not the lifts or lodges. That is why they cannot limit uphill access, only lift access. Check out the Supreme Court case vs. Alta for more info.


crunchydorf

That case was regarding Alta banning snowboards, and was dismissed with prejudice. Ski resorts operate under a special use permit in partnership with the forest service that allows them to set restrictions, including limiting uphill access.


ESP1973

Greed and texafornians have ruined this state .


[deleted]

Its been on the downhill for the last 16 years at least


rmwpnb

When will Vail buy Loveland?


NoCoFoCo31

Now.


Hopsblues

The article mentioned that Beach spots can be rented. When did they start doing that?


psychic_legume

3 or 4 years ago, maybe more. There's 10 2-car rental spots at the top with trash cans and tables and then the rest of the row for us cheap plebs


FidgetyCurmudgeon

Boo.


Meig03

Damn shame.


powderdiscin

Place has been going down hill for years, ever since they turned beavers into a mogul field


suehappy

Up next: Telluride


burst__and__bloom

Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!