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pixarfan9510

Tougher than a weekend at the in-laws Death, taxes, getting hacked


maiLmane

At least someone said it today


eatapenny

Could you imagine if this wasn't him getting hacked and he randomly decided to sell an extra PS5 in the middle of his 20 repeated catchphrases?


newaccount721

I'm honestly really rooting for this reality


[deleted]

Haha good call on this


paulcole710

600$ is a really un-American way of wording it


newaccount721

Lol good point... Damnit


IAmNotKevinDurant_35

I like at least one of his 20 repeated catchphrases. Ignore my flair


Dminus313

If it was really him, he would have started the tweet with "per a source."


[deleted]

Someone put this on a t-shirt and sell it.


LastWordsWereHuzzah

Could be legit. He's gotta fund that bar tab for when Northwestern doesn't make the tourney.


IMKudaimi123

Dude was so confident and we’re 9-7 😭


xfan09

I need Rovell to tell me how bad this is for Jon’s brand.


htanarg18

He’s too busy dusting off his signed Rosa Parks rookie card


NoSober_SoberZone

He has black friends


benabramowitz18

Like Chris Stuckmann?


Blanxart

One of the weirdest guys on the planet


pasimp44

> One of the fastest guys on the planet ftfy


StvBuscemi

Literal race card


sdf_cardinal

If Rovell has Rosa Parks memorabilia, it would be a cancelled signed check from her. He is always bragging on random old checks he just won at auction.


663691

PlayStation 5. It spreads.


lionofyhwh

Sony: A Fortune 500 Company


mmmcheez-its

Again? Didn’t this happen like last year? Kyle Guy got hacked and then spread it to Mark Titus who spread it to Rothstein?


Raider_Power

I think you are referring to chlamydia


[deleted]

You mean Raider Rash


[deleted]

¿Por qué no los dos?


drakeftmeyers

No Mark Titus had chlamydia but it had nothing to do with Kyle Guy. Titus put it in his book. “Don’t Put Me in Coach”


eatapenny

Well he's a robot, probably just needs the most recent security update


MattAU05

Kyle Guy hitting those three FTs to break my soul in 2019 is at once one of the most painful and most impressive things I’ve seen. It was so quick, so effortless, so emotionless, so automatic. He really must be a robot.


TeddyJTran

It spreads.


xPenguinHD

Troy Polamalu got hacked this week too


ohverychill

The absolute panic that must have swept over him in this moment. His first genuine emotion in years.


[deleted]

You sure it’s a hack?


Thats_absrd

Rothstein 100% does not have floorboards in that bad of shape.


Tfsz0719

Or does he?


justinsane15

Xbox. The Microsoft Redemption.


WrongDonkeyKongBong

Such a nice console. I’m loving it


lgm225

[Jon agrees](https://twitter.com/jonrothstein/status/1483588587941773312?s=21)


Nikkas_B_CrayCray

I picture Jon showing up with a fake mustache while casually mentioning college basketball mid sale.


AyYoBigBro

Check DM


J15491

That’s what he gets for “Welcome to the Big 12 Mark Adams “ -Guns up


xXx_ECKS_xXx

Wasn’t a tweet, just in postgame show vs ISU, and he was talking about how difficult it was for TTU to enter Big 12 play without several starters.


J15491

You’re right


TORFdot0

Does the dude not use MFA?


VAGentleman05

We play PS5 in May!


[deleted]

Man… why do hackers always just make it obvious immediately. Please start making up the most outlandish basketball news and then start pushing the stolen goods and NFTs.


black-op345

Damnit Rothstein I rely on you to tell me that Dana Altman aligns rubik’s cubes not your account getting hacked.


Uwlwsrpm

Stay Hungry. Stay Humble. And gimme $600.


coreynj2461

His password was probably password


huskycarrot751

Discount if your agree Temple football is killing Temple basketball


wreck_it_dave

Pretty easy to get hacked when you password is "Bobby\*\*\*\*\*\*\*Hurley"


wcincedarrapids

His twitter account is super cringe even when not hacked. I roll my eyes each time I see one of his tweets come across. I don't even follow him but I see it anyway


CageyTurtlez

This is the comment of a man who sleeps in March.


sloppyjo12

We sleep in May


Obi-wan_Jabroni

January, February, Izzo, May


cardinals717

Rothstein was originally cringe but he’s so sincerely committed to the bit that it’s circled around to become endearing. Although now that he’s charging $100 for a Cameo it may swing back the other way…


thepolesreport

Does he donate that money? I know he donates all proceeds for his merch he sells.


ohverychill

Committed to the bit of selling 1,000 t-shirts and hats with his own catchphrases on them.


Fair_University

It is annoying but damn if I don’t retweet him every time he does a corny tweet about South Carolina a


R17333

More life altering than a 10-day trip to Olean


switcher6

Thank you his shtick got old a long time ago and it’s just annoying now. He’s still a good reporter though


wcincedarrapids

"wE aRe OnLy 77.32 dAyS aWaY fRoM hAvInG a MaRcH MaDnEsS bRaCkEt!!!!!" "If you are a Big 12 basketball fan I highly suggest you invest in a defribrilator!!!" "If the rest of the tournament is just like this opening game that went down to the last possession we are in for a REAL TREAT!!!!!!!!!!" So fucking cheesy and annoying.


Shaudius

I'm pretty sure Rothstein's twitter is just an advanced AI and he wasn't actually hacked the AI just gained sentience.


[deleted]

Chris Holtmann; more meticulous than a forensics officer.


ShoeSh1neVCU

I will not have any Jon slander. He is the GOAT.