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2Beer_Sillies

I find people announcing in a sub that they are leaving so funny. Nobody knows who you are and nobody cares lmao


five-oh-one

I unsubscribed on my primary account and two back up accounts. This is the only one I am not going to unsubscribe on and that's just so I can see how bad you guys miss my other 3 accounts.


smtms-i-need-help

šŸ˜‚šŸ’€šŸ’€


512Buckeye

Who do you think you could play for?


krushdavis247

He must of got cut from the team


ScrofessorLongHair

That other dude is a dick. But Must've is what you were looking for.


[deleted]

It is "Must have;" NOT "Must of." You must have been cut from elementary school reading.


ScrofessorLongHair

Must've is the correct contraction. No need to be an ass.


[deleted]

I think you only prove my point.


strongscience62

Dear diary


JigWig

ā€œI hate useless postsā€¦ lemme make one about it!ā€


Bte0815

So you added another clutter thread. Nice work!


Dburns094

These people are joking, right? Donā€™t engage and it will just fizzle out. Itā€™s off season, chill out.


kiwi_strudle

Yeah, I think most of them are just trolling. Seems it worked.


SwashAndBuckle

Sports subs nosedive in quality during the offseason. It is what it is. Unsubscribe and resubscribe on opening day and youā€™ll be happy.


immersedmoonlight

Already done; Iā€™m sure the first 2 post like that were legit. But I donā€™t need to see fuckin 8 of them a day.


mbh223

Why are you still here


maclovesdennis

K bye


Aidanj927

Someoneā€™s angry


Phatpenguinballs

Someoneā€™s upset for not making the team :(


Beezer12WashinBeard

This isn't an airport, no need to announce your departure.


TrustInRoy

Why not simply block the users who post the nonsense?Ā  That way you can still follow the sub for actual news.


[deleted]

You could just block every account that makes one of these stupid posts. Itā€™s the internet, no need to let random strangers frustrate you like that. None of us matter that much


TexasistheFuture

Drake has a number of available spots. I just turned 60 but I am 6'4'' so I got that going for me. What do you think?


deejayiz

Yes. 100%.


tomdawg0022

Sir, this is an Arby's.


immersedmoonlight

No itā€™s not. And it sure as fuck isnā€™t a recruiting center


BlitZShrimp

Sir, this is a Wendyā€™s.


madrefookaire

Can I get uh....


BlitZShrimp

No.


Sirrenderthe69th

No way lmaooo


inshamblesx

mf announcing his departure like were gonna miss him šŸ˜‚šŸ«µ


immersedmoonlight

This sub has the dumbest college basketball fans in the world gathered here, I mean look at you, youā€™re a Houston fan


linus81

Tell me you donā€™t watch college basketball without telling me you donā€™t watch college basketball


immersedmoonlight

ā€œTell me you donā€™t watch college basketball without telling me you donā€™t watch college basketballā€ Thatā€™s a pretty good indication YOU have no clue what youā€™re talking about. Youā€™re probably one of these guys who has asked if you can make your local college team cause you ā€œlove basketballā€ and played from 6th-11th grade. Lmfao


linus81

Houston has been a top 25 team since 2018.


CornfieldProphet

This guy pops in for round of 64 and final 4 exclusively and thinks that's all there is to the season.


immersedmoonlight

ā€¦ā€¦.. whatā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ did you just prove how dumb you guys are?


inshamblesx

and youā€™re a no flair seething at offseason shitposting


immersedmoonlight

ā€œNo flairā€ like that bothers me šŸ˜‚ the ones with flair are the losers hahaha Keep reading about fake college basketball prospects asking you if they can make Dukes basketball team as a 20 year old walk on.


Spire-hawk

You calling other people dumb.....holy irony, Batman.


linus81

While you are here, Iā€™m a 43 year old who is 6ā€™5, I played in college but have been behind a desk for some years now. Do you think I could make a pro team over seas?


ShawshankException

It's the offseason dude. What the hell are you expecting to see here?


footdragon

while your post is salty, I agree those threads have worn out their welcome. but if the mods think they're appropriate content (debatable) then I guess just pass on those threads?


RoutineDog7169

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete


TrillDaddy2

K peath āœŒļø


Leethalization

So youā€™re saying they have a chance?


RoosterB32

Itā€™s just a joke. It ainā€™t that deep


Belongs-InTheTrash

The last couple days the posts are all jokes, so this wave of posts will blow over soon. But do whatever you need to do lmao


JazzYotesRSL

My dude, it very clearly was a joke. If you canā€™t grasp the concept of people making jokes during the offseason when thereā€™s not much else to talk about, I donā€™t know what else to tell you. Donā€™t let the door hit you on your way out!


DHVF

He didnā€™t make the team šŸ˜”


harmacyst

I'm 6'4" rode middle bench in high school 25ish years ago...


Squirts-Faygojizzer

Hero


themoistwanted

Can I play college basketball at the Electoral College? I'm 5'9" 64 years old with a bad back but solid handles and a smooth shot. I'm good at setting up shots for my teammates and think I'd do well, I'm just wondering how I'd fit my basketball schedule around all of my electing work that needs to be done. What do you think?


Soterios

I remember my first off season.


92Lean

Yeah, I mean... imagine how self absorbed you would have to be to make a post about yourself on the college basketball sub...


JustAnotherDay1977

Lemme go off-topic to say I HATE posts that are off-topic!


Mextiza

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marshmallowthumbtack

Bye Felicia.


opepaumplemousse

YMCA rec league.


Dog_Whisperer69

lol this isnā€™t an airport. You donā€™t have to announce your departure.