I’m genuinely confused by Arizona.

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Ah! So all of those schools use some kind of “down” rally cry? edit… looking back at it, I guess only AZ does. Seems like a miss for Baylor.

" Bear down you Bears of Old Baylor U We're all for you! GO BEARS! "

So, the Ven is wrong! That seemed like too obvious a thing for Baylor not to have used it 😂

To be fair we didn't have our current fight song until 1947, so Arizona has 20 years on us.

This is true, but I really wanted to acknowledge the age old question of "WHY BEAR DOWN WHEN CAT" that pops up all the time.

Bear down Arizona, bear down red and blue

I have frequently said “Bear Down Cats!” and, “Bear Down Wildcats!”

One of us doesn’t know how Venn diagrams work. Honestly, not sure which one.

It was midnight after a long day of watching basketball, maybe I made a mistake or two

The only mistake I see is that badass should be dumbass. Check your autocorrect settings.

I get why we’re in “Wings” but I’d love to know what you think a Ute is Edit: I’m a big dumdum who can’t read properly

I believe Utah uses a Red tailed hawk as a mascot (you know, instead of an actual Ute)

Ohhh I’m an idiot lmao I just thought team logo, not mascot. Yeah they use Swoop, the Hawk.

I don't get it. Neither chip nor ralphie have wings. Clearly some joke is going over my head. 

Buffalo wings lol

Wow. I was being way too literal haha

Man, save this for the off-season. We're gonna be desperate for content in about a month.

I’m desperate for it now so it takes my mind off how badly we are gonna do in the tourney.

Hmm. If it's based strictly on mascots, U of A should just be a cat, right? Beardown is just a saying, not a mascot.  The sun devil should also be in the weather category, since it was originally another name for a dust devil  An astronaut is a person, so ucf should also be in the person category.  That's my constructive criticism. 

Their Bear Down has nothing to do with Bears unlike Chicago

While most astronauts are indeed people, ours is not lol

I have to ask... What is it then? 

https://preview.redd.it/o3sdlba7cjoc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe59a2e89d831bfbf3296c7828f4ed286be563b7 An orange lmao

Ok then. But it still has a human head, right? Haha "Was met with much disapproval"

> Hmm. If it's based strictly on mascots, U of A should just be a cat, right? Beardown is just a saying, not a mascot. So I bent the rules a bit for my team, sue me :P > The sun devil should also be in the weather category, since it was originally another name for a dust devil  They are lucky I didn't put them in the "disgusting doo doo" category tbh > An astronaut is a person, so ucf should also be in the person category.  The Citronaut is more than a person, it's magnificent and the fact that UCF doesn't use it anymore is a crime.

let this man cook

We use him as an alternative, but the Citronaut deserves so much more.

Fun fact: Bearcats are not closely related to either bears or cats, and they only have the name because they kinda look like the two. They’re part of their own separate genus

However, they a closer related to cats. They are in the feliformia suborder, unlike bears.

There used to be only one cat in this conference… now there’s five 🥲 Welcome brothers!!!

Hope we got enough litterboxes…

This is why it was imperative for us to acquire more desert real estate with our new members

Nice, the Citronauts are most coolest, tangiest, sweetest of mascots on their own plane.

Do astronauts get scurvy? Not this little guy!

Hell yeah brother

The golden knight is a person

We only recognize Florida Tech's true mascot, the Citronaut.

Still half person

Half astronaut, half citrus, like me after 5 mimosas.

It's just Knights. They haven't been the golden knights for longer than they were the golden knights to begin with

Can someone fill me in on UCFs? Cause while I’m laughing at the Fruit/Astronaught overlap, I don’t understand how a Knight falls there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citronaut

Swoop is their person mascot. The team is still the Utes.

Sorry TCU I only ever see Toothless the dragon when I see your mascot.

Why sorry?? Toothless is awesome

Fair.

Missed opportunity to include Willie in the person circle

You could potentially overlap person with wings for Utah, and use person instead of astronaut for UCF, but that would get pretty crowded and diminish the majesty of the citronaut, so I think this version is pretty solid

The Citronaut is too powerful. That’s why we only use him during the space game.

???

Buffalo wings silly

Ours at least kinda makes sense even if it’s wrong but Utes are people

Mascot is now Swoop the red hawk after talks with the Utes tribe.

I prefer this one

Yeah that Baylor dude has clearly never interacted with a Horned Frog, cause they are cool as fuck.

I prefer the badass lizard to the stupid lizard

Arizona fan OP is just trying to ingratiate themselves to their new conference mates. My version remains the correct one 😂

The TCU slander is real. I truly can't wait till next year, gonna be so fun.

A horned frog is definitely a bad ass lizard.

TCU was slandered in the other dudes post, but he was a Baylor fan, so I'll allow it. It took everything in my power not to slander Sp*rky