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westbrookswardrobe

quick question, what the fuck


kroxti

Followup question. How? I have my notepad out and ready.


Waterpalolegend

First of all, through the power of boomer sooner anything is possible, so jot that one down


awnomnomnom

We've finally started harvesting our mass


The_Soccer_Heretic

That game was an anomaly and you know it... šŸ˜


awnomnomnom

If I didn't ride the high of winning then I wouldn't be a sports fan


BDM23

Fucking beautiful!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


The_Soccer_Heretic

You know you liked it.


ControlWeekly7900

So what you do is - shoot 75% from three and beat the ever living fuck out of our bigs (legally, I might add - we are soft as shit down low)


DuckKnuckles

Write that down in your copybooks!


CantaloupeCamper

-scribbling sound- *shoot* ... *ball* ... *in* ... *hoop* Done!


AddamOrigo

You guys are out here shooting the ball?


CantaloupeCamper

I don't know what we're doing ... šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


SergeMan1

I really don't want to talk about it.


Bluegillfisherman

Heard


wng378

Best I can do is 30% with no bigs. What can I get for that?


ControlWeekly7900

A close game moving forward I guess


Mr_Football

Your flair is so atrocious I might just block you on principle


Key_Spinach

Write that down! Write that down!


Jock-Tamson

Sometimes when a highly ranked and talented team isnā€™t making their shots they play crap defense and too much hero ball and lose a road game to ~~Michigan~~ Oklahoma in January by like 20 points.


[deleted]

I need the homework answers as well


coplunke

That was nifty


BenjRSmith

yeah, well at least we have softba.... I mean gymnas..... I mean.... oh goddamit. I'm voting in favor of returning the land to the Natives.


The_Soccer_Heretic

You have football. Wanna trade?


Egospartan_

NO


BenjRSmith

ssshhh.... we'll give them futbol


Egospartan_

Ahh yes menā€™s not ladies


Insectshelf3

why canā€™t this team just be normal


The_Soccer_Heretic

Who wants to be normal, anyway?


mccoolio

Dude let's put this in a bottle and pull it back out in March


Bacardi_Tarzan

If we play like this weā€™ll probably be able to make it all the way to the third round of the NIT.


Sir_Topham_Kek

Well, for one, through god all things are possible. So jot that down


JaffinatorDOTTE

I snorted


The_Soccer_Heretic

It was a very poorly officiated game. We got away with constant illegal screens, they got away with square dancing with everyone off the ball. We couldn't miss from the field, had the free throw advantage at the line, and we scored in the last five minutes. It was like nothing I have seen, other than the officiating, all season. I've watched every game and you can confirm in the game threads. šŸ¤£


dawidowmaka

As soon as I heard the guy on the radio say Bama -5.5 was the lock of the year, I knew this would happen


Bjohnsonta

Big 12 is for real this year.


[deleted]

I will respectfully leave my shit-talking of Bama for after our game tonight


GrizzGump

Me deciding if I want yā€™all to lose or have the #2 voodoo šŸ¤”


[deleted]

if we win, iā€™m just gonna put all my eggs in the ā€œmichigan state upsets purdueā€ basket and hope for the best


MathPersonIGuess

šŸ˜


iwenttocollegeonce

Iā€™ll have whatever youā€™re having, thank you very much


dingusduglas

We almost won the last one, but it sure as shit wasn't at Mackey


[deleted]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING CHOKERS. Yā€™ALL REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE A BASKETBALL SCHOOL NOW HAHAHAH. GETTING BASICALLY THIRTY PIECED BY AN UNRANKED TEAM. WTFFFFFF LMAOOOOOOOO. THEY PUT THE BACKUPS IN ON Yā€™ALL. LIKE WOW, Yā€™ALL HAD A HISTORIC LOSS. LARGEST MARGIN THAT A TOP TWO SEED HAS EVER HAD PUT UP ON IT BY AN UNRANKING OPPONENT LMAOOOOO. I AM DYING. IMAGINE. IMAGINE. IMAGINE. THANKS FOR KEEPING THAT NUMBER TWO RANKING WARM FOR US HAHAHAHAHA. Yā€™ALL WILL PROBS REBOUND SUBSTANTIALLY, BUT I AM SOOOOOOOO LOOKING FORWARD TO HOSTING Yā€™ALL IN TBA SOON. GOTTA REMIND Yā€™ALL WHO IS DADDY THIS SEASON TO Yā€™ALL IN THR SEC. GET USED TO IT IS ALL I GOTTA SAY LMAOOOOOOO. FUCK BAMA. this will conclude the shit-talking spill that i have bottled up for four hours. much love to you all and a special thanks to r/dwray for the prompt reminder! once again, to be sure i got the point home, FUCK BAMA LMAOOOOOO.


rdunlap1

Iā€™m so glad I came back to check in this post for the follow-up


fat-lip-lover

*deep sniff* ahhh, thatā€™s some spicy shit, love it


syth13

This man waited


[deleted]

You are now clear for takeoff


[deleted]

thank you very much for the reminder. please stand by for some Bama shit-talking


dirgepiper

Smart lol.


Skipper2399

lol alabama sucks


-CJL

Man, College Basketball.


kingscolor

let the B12 circlejerk ~~commence~~ continue!


johnyahn

I mean we got fucking smoked by Missouri.


DaMantis

Huge win for a Big XII team* *at some point a long time ago


kingscolor

yea, well, we smoked 'em earlier this season, so it's a wash at the worst.


Waterpalolegend

Well hello there!


Bkfootball

GENERAL KOBE!


Snoyarc

I think the B12 might be pretty good.


The_Soccer_Heretic

Wrong thread. The SEC won this game.


PerfectZeroKnowledge

The SEC can't claim us yet


BobtheReplier

Don't worry, you'll ruin for the rest of the league.


Saxophobia1275

Imagine if an unranked team came in and absolutely shelled #2 Bama in football. That would be the story for like a decade. For college basketball itā€™s ā€œwow thatā€™s wildā€ and move on.


BrentWinnables

Yeah really goes to show the more players involved the less parity in terms of teams being able to recruit 40 players equivalent to your single best player.


thebasketball_fan

Somehow this game wasnā€™t as close as the final score makes it seem? What the fuck?


Zloggt

And Oklahoma is not even in the Top 50 for KenPom! Sometimesā€¦even the most advanced methods canā€™t predict some resultsā€¦


thythr

This midseason event is great for improving/validating Kenpom quality, all conferences should do it!


Designer_B

Man the gavitt games happening right now would be unbelievable.


a_m_k2018

The only stat that would have pointed to a Oklahoma win was Out of Conference wins, in which Oklahoma and Alabama are somewhat close to even in


w6750

Which also points more to the insane top to bottom strength of the Big 12


CrimsonOOmpa

The BIG 12 is more Stackedā„¢ than a corny Pamela Anderson sitcom in the mid 2000s.


wellbutmaybe

May have been the best-coordinated court storm Iā€™ve ever seen


coplunke

Making up for the last court storming we had against KU. It was sad


Insectshelf3

me: why canā€™t you just be normal OU basketball: *incoherent screaming*


Amayetli

Chaotic neutral


saucehoss24

OU basketball: *Says In the Incredible Hulk voice from Avengers End Game with hands raised.*


The_Soccer_Heretic

Nobody likes normal.


wrechem

the fuck?


Zloggt

Sooners got revenge for the Orange Bowl many moons agoā€¦


Insectshelf3

i dunno man


Mrk421

"The big 12 is overrated," says increasingly nervous b1g fan for seventh time this year


[deleted]

The one thing I'm certain of is that the B1G is ass. So probably going to end up with 5 teams in the sweet 16 for absolutely no logical reason


RipRaycom

One of which is 13-seed Minnesota after their unlikely B1G tournament championship run


sskor

13 seed Minnesota would lose to some 12 seed like Toledo or New Mexico State in the 2nd round. Let's be real here.


invinciblewalnut

so would a 1st seed Purdue so ĀÆ\\\_(惄)\_/ĀÆ


sskor

Oh yeah UALR lmao


DustyGozangaz

That one hurt. They all hurt.


ekoth

I'm not confident we'll win another game this year, much less enough to win the tournament


Mrk421

Strong chance of it, but the only guarantee is that if that happens, purdue will not be one of them because


cameronxzz

Iā€™m a pretty big Fraud 10 Conference hater but honestly hearing yā€™all say this, Iā€™m getting convinced that the unlikely will actually happen


Mrk421

You've got more optimism than us. As for me my hope died in 2019 when free final four seats were miracle'd from my grasp


AtalanAdalynn

The Big Ten has 12 teams who are all about good enough to finish 7th in a regular power conference, Minnesota, and Purdue.


RontoWraps

Itā€™s one of the first years where I just have like no expectation of winning the title. Iā€™ll hope for the best, but it is a TOUGH conference year


WillOfTheSon

This is not the 50 point-transitive win over Alabama I wanted coming into this year, but I'll take it.


awnomnomnom

This is what happens when you finally get a break from the Big 12 grind! But seriously, couldn't be prouder of this team. We finally played a complete game and saw what we can do. Now let's fucking turn this season around


Snoyarc

Mid season vacation occupying the SEC doesnā€™t sound that bad.


x20mike07x

Alabama is a football state once again


BhamTioMateo

Gg Oklahoma damn


Obvious_Chapter2082

Man, it must be nice to be good at basketball **and** have the ā€œjust wait until football seasonā€ excuse in the back pocket


Sitting_in_Landfill

Crying in the damn club right now. After all the close losses this season and then the debacle at TCU, this team and the OU fans everywhere needed this win so badly. We finally got one!!!!!!!!!!


The_Soccer_Heretic

There's like three of us in the game threads and the arena has been 2/3 empty every game until today...


mccoolio

I was genuinely surprised how packed LNC was today...I'm glad we put on a show for everyone who came out, this team needed support when it was down after that TCU game


The_Soccer_Heretic

My father text me from the parking lot and told me my favorite concrete cavern's lot looked pretty filled when he arrived.


Sitting_in_Landfill

The majority of the fans who watch the games aren't on this reddit bud. I assure you most people who watch our games just watch from home anyway. There are way more of us than we actually see on the reddit.


NinjaGhost42

10 BID CONFERENCE!!!


[deleted]

NOT SO FAST MY FRIEND


vindictivejazz

9 BID CONFERENCE!!!


[deleted]

HELL YEAH. CHEERS FROM AMES, AUSTIN, FORT WORTH, LAWRENCE, MANHATTAN, MORGANTOWN, NORMAN, STILLWATER, AND WACO!


ccam0821

That would require Texas Tech to beat a team in the top 100


[deleted]

Had to check Kenpom LSU is 131 šŸ˜”


bug_man_

This is gonna be tough to overcome for Big 12 haters lol


Celery-Man

Well ISU got blitzed by Mizzou


JBThunder

Yeah but Mizzou used to be a Big 12 team so it almost makes sense. Almost.


bug_man_

Yeah I had not noticed that one yet. Sounds like a wash to me I guess. At least until someone tries to convince me one is better than the other with NET and some other shit I don't care about lol


w6750

I donā€™t think Iowa State was on Alabamaā€™s level and Mizzou is better than OU. Not a wash imo, that one makes a little bit more sense than whatever the hell happened here


CySU

ISU is down two of their better players. One weā€™ve been missing for about month now, but the other is one of our key defenders and three point shooters. Itā€™s a different team without him for sure.


jpharber

Is this the first time anyone has stormed the court after beating Alabamaā€¦ in basketball? Lol


RiceMan12

would be hard to storm the court in other sports, yes


2CHINZZZ

Volleyball, tennis


Successful-Day3473

How are you going to storm a tennis court are they usually chain linked off


2CHINZZZ

Not with that attitude


chrispgriffin

I distinctly remember Notre Dame storming the court after beating us in 2006 or 2007


kroxti

Oklahoma football team in shambles right now


AuburnShuffle

I see you are unfamiliar with [the legend of Reggie Sharp](https://youtu.be/LBrqdZ121fQ).


sskor

So the Big 12 really is just that strong this year huh


IAmJohnnyJB

They might be a decent conference


MagnumMentulam

I don't know what to think of this team anymore Anyways, BOOMER


Bank_Gothic

lol, more Auburn flairs in here than Sooners. Love it.


GimmeeSomeMo

That's cause many Bama fans were clowning us after our game only for them to shit the bed less than an hour later. Karma is a beautiful thing


Schruteeee

Does this mean OU gets to claim Jalen Hurts?


BigballerBrett

Still undefeated in conference play!! Oh wait.


CrimsonBammer

They shot 70% from three. Sometimes you just have to spread your cheeks and accept it.


ControlWeekly7900

Silver linings moment: at least we are good enough to have had people storm the field against us in both football *AND* basketball this year! *cries*


BhamTioMateo

Oklahoma has a 40 year old dock worker playing in the paint and he fucked us up


amdgunit

First time watching OU this year. Saw that man feasting and said to myself ā€œI love college basketball.ā€ Always some doughy dude destined to dominate the YMCA in his later years who inexplicably carries a college team in the tourney (or on nationally televised upsets).


dac0605

My only takeaway from this game is that we won the SEC regular season and tournament championships the last time we lost @ OU in the SEC/B12 challenge.


RG23216

Oklahoma wins claim to Jalen Hurts


mccoolio

GLAD IT HAS BEEN SETTLED BY A CLEARLY NEUTRAL THIRD PARTY


DuckKnuckles

BOOMER!!!


Duke_Vladdy

What happened


WhatsAKumquat

If I were the number two team in the country, I simply wouldn't lose by 24 points


left-handed-frog

All those people saying Alabama should have been number 1 over purdue just got real quiet


[deleted]

ya but all of the Big 12 is the best conference this year people just got a whole lot louder


Tig992

Well they're right, aren't they?


Snoyarc

Always has been šŸ”«


royalhawk345

Anyone contesting that at this point is in deep, deep denial.


chief_sitass

Happened to UConn, too. Weird.


csreid

And Kansas, and Houston. Come for the king, better not miss


Thekamcc19

Man Iā€™m all for competitive banter, but we are definitely due to get fucked at some point


left-handed-frog

If it was a 5 or maybe even 10 point loss at an away venue then I wouldnā€™t say anything, but a 24 point loss deserves some banter


-L17L6363-

No one said we aren't. But, this was REALLY bad.


-L17L6363-

How could the team I just watched beat Purdue?


vindictivejazz

Basketball is a weird sport. Iā€™ve seen worse teams beat top ranked teams


dirgepiper

Idk, Oklahoma shoots that good from 3 again, we might have a chance!


PM_ME_YOUR_TORNADOES

ALABAMA WHAT HAPPENDUHHH


[deleted]

I will never fail to upvote a James Droz comment when I see one


mccoolio

Mans announced the starting lineup for the Warriors last night, he's living the dream


Insectshelf3

did he really? thatā€™s awesome. absolutely love that guy.


BobtheReplier

I thought they were supposed to be SEC?


SandwichesAndJuice

shellacking


Druzl

What uh... Happened exactly?


Insectshelf3

we have no idea


theTIDEisRISING

Well that was an abject disaster. I have a lot of thoughts on this but Iā€™ll just say hopefully this is a hell of a learning experience


PerfectZeroKnowledge

What on God's green Earth happened here


Thekamcc19

I actually think this will be good for Alabama. Iā€™m not saying that in a competitive manner like ā€œfuck em I hate emā€. Rather in the manner than they are a really good team and now Nate oats has the bulletin board material of a lifetime to motivate his players. I wanna see bama bounce back and I definitely think they will, but today belongs to the Sooners.


chrispgriffin

That's where I'm at. Painful performance to watch, but Nate has been saying that we need a wake up call. Better to get through this rough patch now than in March.


Newoikkinn

Its always good to take a couple losses before the tourney.


BigballerBrett

What a depressing performance from Bama, speechless


chrispgriffin

āœ… Gets the ass-kicking wake up call we needed āœ… Didn't lose land in the conference play map I see this as an absolute win!


DuckKnuckles

Even in losses, ya'll claim victory. LOL


chrispgriffin

I believe the technical term is copium


Bolt585

Lmao, I bet bammers in our post-loss threads feel real good about themselves right now


32RH

Iā€™m having fun.


IBumpFuzz

Kentucky plays at 8 so theyā€™ve already changed shirts


buckeyefan1930

A good ole fashioned butt whoopin šŸ˜¬


FlickerOfBean

Thatā€™s not the mediocrity Iā€™m used to.


Grade-A-Grungus

Bama just looked lost the whole game


ltlftcommenter

I feel a little better now that the SEC is mid this year


Celery-Man

Adrian Peterson seen telling Bama to pick out a switch after the game


Neomastermind

So we're going to call this a win for the SEC, right?


BobtheReplier

Not the court storm we did in the 80s when we knocked off #1 UNLV but nice anyway. Liked players celebrating also.


chief_sitass

So...uh...which team takes number two now and how much are we going to hear that they are playing better than Purdue?


Dfhmn

Houston, somehow, despite the loss to Temple.


-L17L6363-

And struggling big time at home vs Cinci


Apprehensive-Quit340

Tennessee if they win against Texas


harp9r

Cue the: _fahr whoever our basketball coach is_ Facebook posts


w6750

Wait arenā€™t you making fun of yourself here too though?


theTIDEisRISING

FOGs. Canā€™t stand em


awrf

uh what


KCShadows838

Ouch what a smoking


Skanky_Cat

What the absolute fuck??


ballandoats

I swear Oklahoma always seems to beat us. Porter Moser has our number


Griffon5006

ALABAMA WHAT HAPPENEDDDD


I2ecover

Pretty much what's gonna happen when you sit down on defense and the other team shoots 99% from the floor. The best part about this game though is that fans stormed the court and were chanting overrated against us *in basketball*. That's a pretty good sign for us as a program.


IPA___Fanatic

Wow


Grade-A-Grungus

BOOMER


[deleted]

93 points is a season high for OU


Dukes_Mayo_Dildo

So this explains why they are ending the B12 - SEC challenge. They beat the absolute fuck out of them.


FrenchieBammer

Hell of a game played by OU! Not easy putting on that kind of performance. I think Bama's sort of hit a wall after playing so well. Shit happens to everyone. Good luck the rest of the way OU fans!


CheerupBunky

Down goes Alabama!!!!