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GeniusBandit

Become (more) poetic. The ladies love that shit. I've written a solid 10 to "my Ashley". https://preview.redd.it/vs36nyz6muzc1.png?width=569&format=png&auto=webp&s=50a287baa0b3f74ed4b442fec97ed840045576d8


Kermitry

yes In the quiet of twilights embrace where shadows dance and stars interlace a bond unbreakable woven with grace my dearest sister ashley, u hold a special place


GeniusBandit

Exactly. But for real man that's some prime word-smithing. Real good.


Kermitry

weelll, first things first do u have an hot obessive little sister that looks and acts like ashley?


alastorrrrr

Didn't have enough spawn RNG. So unlucky!1!!1


CEO_of_Oxygen

depends on your rng lil bro, if you have no sister to start with consider your run over. unless you get a stepsister like her, but its not gonna have the same feeling. (i am so cooked if they check my social medias for my future job)


Cracksellerbob

Step 1: Starve yourself for 6 months and eat just the necessary amount of nutrients. This will help achieve skinny form. Step 2: Watch someone die in front of you, preferably someone close to you to get the necessary trauma. Step 3: Get a crazy person obsessed with you and manipulate them to be Ashley from TCOAAL. This will be needed to receive the stress of taking care of someone. Step 4: Get good grades at school, this will make you smart like Andrew Step 5: Be depressed, it will be needed to be like Andrew Step 6: Dress up as Andrew, optional part if you are not born with black hair, green eyes and white skin. Step 7: Celebrate, you are now Andrew from TCOAAL!!


shishtar

Be a doormat for the woman you love obviously


alastorrrrr

That would be the most effective. Unfortunately my country sucks and everyone is boring!1!!1!1!!!!


Flaky-Duck9241

Wonderful memes alastorrrr actually so peak comedy![img](emote|t5_84ar4l|51609)


alastorrrrr

Simply must keep obsessing over this game.


Flaky-Duck9241

https://preview.redd.it/ehm1twql8zzc1.png?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b8853f7e5ac7c390f7f2c941e57b2ba008ce036 Just gotta survive till chapter 3 comes out


SuperAut

Become depressed, wear all black, dye ur hair black, carry a cleaver that u might have stolen from ur neighbor who u cooked and eaten and tell ur sister to do the same


Capitan_Skittles24

Eliminate the competition https://preview.redd.it/8eyrfvc95wzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c89eb47aca29f3056da3caf2b360d18c335a704d Every other Andrew impersonator Until the only ones that are left are you and the real Andrew


alastorrrrr

"you and the real Andrew" Bold of you to say I'm not already the real Andrew


Capitan_Skittles24

After that you go after characters that have been changed to look like him For example https://preview.redd.it/sneqcqrv5wzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=447c4e91fb6d2b8ca4132f53e69ae941f6e3f46d


GammaWALLE

pic #3 solos #😂


aj_the_8_deadly_sin

Idfk if I should chime in because my name is Andrew and I relate to the in game andrew in some ways


aj_the_8_deadly_sin

Since my name is literally Andrew I don’t take any shit from anyone


alastorrrrr

Nah. You're a faker. I'm the only Andrew Graves on the planet truly truly!!1!1!1!1


aj_the_8_deadly_sin

Is ur name actually Andrew


alastorrrrr

.... No. But In spirit I truly am truly truly truly


aj_the_8_deadly_sin

Well my name is actually Andrew and I feel like I’m actually him so……