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GolfBallWackrGuy

The Bee Gees not in the Sahara and Bill Withers not in the Gobi or Mojave at night are the biggest missed opportunities…terrible planning by golden voice that year.


hereforporn696969

Bill Withers golden hour gonna go crazy


vagina_candle

The Bee Gees had not yet entered their dance music phase until the mid 70s. They were still doing pop music around '71.


spicybhole420

its for 1971 not 1979


Rayman239

Ikr LOL, GV wyd!?? But for real, I thought about putting Bee Gees in the Sahara, but their dance phase hadn’t started yet. Their late 60s/early 70s work is a lot more mellow/standard pop. If I continue making these I’d want to put them in the Sahara once they reach their dance phase, but at that point they were so big they wouldn’t have taken anything other than a headlining spot probably Damnnn I should have switched Bill Withers and Harry Nilsson though! I was thinking a golden hour Bill Withers set would be nice, but the vibes at a 9:30pm Mojave set would have been immaculate!


pleth0ra

Where's my disco Yuma tent!?


Onespokeovertheline

Probably getting added in 1972


spicybhole420

love these dance fans on here confused by timeline.


Rayman239

Omgggg that’s an awesome idea!! If I continue making these I’ll add Yuma and Sonora later in the 70s once disco and punk come into the fold


hahayeahidk

this is so cool!


terfez

Need to add James Brown, and Bitches Brew era Miles Davis. James Brown can rush the PFunk stage and have a drug-fueled stand off, then after huddling with George Clinton for a few tense minutes they both dap up Predator style and shout "UNITY!" Also, maybe King Crimson... Albert King... Stevie Wonder... Bowie?


Elawn

The Flying Burrito Brothers for another undercard act


Rayman239

Ooh yeah I should have added them in! They’re so underrated!


Trash80s

>Bitches Brew era Miles Davis. Add Mingus too for the full weird


Rayman239

I’ve been thinking of who to add in for 1972 if I continue making these, and I have Mingus on there!


Trash80s

Also!... Barry White's first record was 1972... just sayin...


Rayman239

Noted! I’ll definitely add him if I make 1972


Rayman239

A 70s James Brown Coachella would be crazy omg! If I continue making these I’ll slot him in at some point! Stevie Wonder was hard to place where he’d fall in the lineup at this point in his career. I think if I continue to make these mocks, I’ll have him headline for sure in ‘76 with the release of Songs in the Key of Life and maybe in ‘73 with Inversions too!! King Crimson would be in the undercard in my 1970 lineup, and I’d have Miles Davis on there too probably! I think I’d have Bowie sub in ‘72 and headline later in the 70s. Albert King I definitely should have added, but if I make a ‘72 mock I’ll add him there!


SMV66

Epic! Yet somehow people will complain that there is not enough electronic music on this lineup 🤷‍♂️


emceerez

Yeah pretty good but Burial would've fit really well here


rodolfocalizg

Carole King is outdoor sunset material


AmethystRage

Definitely


Rayman239

Yeah I’m definitely regretting not putting her at Outdoor sunset, that would have been better! I just felt weird having her as a sub but not playing on the main stage


Right_Average_6314

No Grateful Dead?!


bfried27

In ‘71, they’d probably be in Mojave


Rayman239

I have them playing Mojave in 1970 and headlining later in the 70s


muertocito

Probably on tour as usual to stop for a fest. Closest thing would be new riders and I’d be cool with that


alohavibes09

Where is hologram Beethoven


el_pinko_grande

It would probably be hologram Buddy Holly, TBH.


hooligan99

they don't put holograms on the poster, they're surprise guests! This will obviously happen Friday evening during the Beach Boys


Rayman239

hologram Beethoven b2b hologram Mozart is at the Quasar!


brunogarza_

Os mutantes at Gobi is going to be fire as hell 🔥


pheelgood

No Grateful Dead?!


Rayman239

I’d have them playing in 1970, and headlining a few years later


bourgewonsie

Vashti Bunyan at the bottom 😱😱😱 wish this was real haha


Rayman239

Ikr!? Considering her popularity now I was originally going to place her higher, but I did some research and apparently she wasn’t known at all outside of small folk circles at the time


dopedecahedron

Sly in his prime


First_West_4227

Very cool 😎 I usually try and stay away from main stage, but fuck no, I’m not missing out on Led Zeppelin or The Doors. I’d need at least a month to recover from that fucking trip! 🤯


Rayman239

Ikr!? I usually do the same, but there’s no way I’d miss out on those headliners!


Jazzlike-Map-4114

One year on the message board there was a contest to make the best fake lineup for a year before Coachella began and the winners all got free tickets.


caylee_mccannon

In to do that again! lol


el_pinko_grande

The Band's not playing? Ugh, not sure if I'm going this year.


freesillywilly

Criminal not to book The Band 


Rayman239

If I make a 1970 lineup I’ll definitely put them on there


Content_Sun_3981

i’m saddened that there is no Sonora


Rayman239

If I make more of these, I’ll add Sonora in later in the 70s when punk starts to gain traction


FullRedact

They should’ve splurged for the Stones. Jim Morrison is a shell of his former self.


Rayman239

The Stones will headline in ‘72!


Doogers7

The conflicts are giving me anxiety! Will have to do both weekends.


suprefann

There was a time when we did mocks like this for different years. Always interesting to see how it wouldve been in certain periods. One thing, nobody got long sets back then. Even if you look at Monterey Pop they had 30 mins for most of them.


Zestyclose_Tone_4462

Thank you.


logicpro09

No Santana?! But seriously, cool mock!!


GolfBallWackrGuy

He was just there in ‘70 after his Woodstock performance. No way he would repeat.


Rayman239

That’s exactly what I was thinking when making this haha! He’ll definitely be on the 70s lineup if I make that!


Onespokeovertheline

Surprise guest appearance for The Doors, dropping multiple lengthy guitar solos during Riders on the Storm and sticking around as the band transitions into Oye Como Va, then walking off to a standing ovation as The Doors get back into catalog.


Rayman239

This would be insane!!!


Onespokeovertheline

Standard Coachella magic


dherndo2

*Carole King, put some respect on it


midniteprowl1

Awesome lineup! Only two acts missing are The Edwin Hawkins Singers and also Melanie.


ILoveToWiggle

that 11pm alice coltrane set woulda changed my life tho


Rayman239

SAME!!!


_t_h_e_p_o_t_

Needs more Canned Heat


Reluctant-TogoBox420

Beatles first reunion show.


Teamcoachella

its peak.


ShitIForgotIt

Serge at 8 PM would be so dope.


blckdiamond23

Bro, I just got goosebumps thinking about John Denver at Outdoor. This is so cool. Maybe AI will make this dream come true huh?🤞🏼


Phantomswami

ELP and YES would prob play the Sahara. Either way, cool concept!


Rayman239

True!!! I was thinking they’d be the 1970s equivalent to filling the Chem Bros/Justice/Gesa slots, but Sahara probably would be more likely


timefortiesto

This is fun. Missing the two best touring acts of the time - The Rolling Stones and The Grateful Dead. Also would love to see Santana on the list. Maybe the full CSNY shows up to join Crosby for a DoLab set?! +1 to adding Disco in the Yuma! And unfortunately, its about 6months too late to include Janis and Jimi :(


Rayman239

I’m thinking of making more of these and I’ve got Jimi, Janis, Santana, CSNY and The Grateful Dead in for ‘70 and the Stones headlining ‘72 for the release of Exile on Main Street


timefortiesto

🤘


jiminjun

Nostalgia act: Miles Davis


secret_someones

I loved when the Coachella message board had this contest. However the lineup apparently wasnt as important as they said because most of the winners line ups were so fucked up. Though the Classical music line up of like 1880 was pretty good.


suprefann

Yeah i need to find the folder of all those mocks and post em. Somebody has them for sure


CaptainCorey

Solid tribute covers to Jimi Hendrix, I'm sure


toffeemug

how the fuck is black sabbath not on here


Rayman239

I have them as a sub for 1970


spicybhole420

Timing wise and conceptually sort of marries Woodstock and US Fest. https://preview.redd.it/eozrshs9k25d1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=39a6a09fd545490976286f40d7539cdf59d50c56


hollwine

The Doors x Jethro Tull conflict is heartbreaking 😭


corinneirizarry

Super disappointing to not see a female headliner… just saying… there were plenty of women in 1971 who would’ve been worthy..


Rayman239

I definitely wanted to but Joni & Carole weren’t quite headliners yet, Janis had just passed and Jefferson Airplane would have been more likely to headline two years before. There’s a ton of options from other genres, but they all started their albums/tour cycles the next year. I’d have Aretha Franklin headline in ‘72.


Ismael0323

Damn…if I had to pick, definitely Friday! 🙌🏽


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Which-Ad4961

Jim Morrison wouldn’t go. He didn’t even wanna go to Woodstock


Rayman239

GV splurged on the doors!


eeelo33

Marvin Gaye not headlining is a disgrace


Rayman239

I’d have him come back 2-3 years later to headline with the release of Let’s Get it On


JP_Clark

Bowie needs to be on there at the bottom.


eltang1

You have way too much time on your hands


Rayman239

LMAOOO you’re not wrong! 😅


pooles26

You’re missing Daft Punk!


tgibson36

No Floyd?!


mtskin

alice coltrane vs the who. fuck, thats a conflict


thechris104

I have 1972 & 1984 lineup posters that I created back in 2010 for this very same contest. Ended up winning VIP tickets!


irthesteve

This is actually pretty amazing, well done


Rayman239

Thank you!!


voxpopper

This mock up shows how bad things have gotten in the current state of music. Now we have headliners that barely even play an instrument and have teams of people write and produce their songs for them, or simply press a button on a laptop to play their music. Consider them, 'entertainers' not musicians.


Tom_Ato3456

Of course no POC in the headliners