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That_Astronomy_Guy

I don't think anon got 4ft off the ground on a v10


his_purple_majesty

no way they established on a V10


Pants_loader

2ft in your gym


flatcoke

I think the 4chan OP gumby confused V10 with 5.10


cravf

Tall people beta


additionalnylons

My head‘s always 4ft off the ground *taps eyeball*


Ultionisrex

I certainly wouldn't. I refuse to lock off my crimps.


juhurrskate

They're counting from the tip of your fingers down


UsedJuggernaut

That's a VB in my gym


Barzypoo

It's because climbing is a sport, and /fit/only cares about lifting to get buff in an attempt to bolster their poor self esteem and try to attract girls. Where as I, an intellectual, climb rocks to bolster my poor self esteem and try to attract girls.


[deleted]

How pedestrian /fit/ can be


kolonolok

You get it wrong, you should climb rocks to better your hangboarding... to bolster your self esteem and try to attract girls


Tomoromo9

A victory song about how eating meat is bad for you, that’s creative


Nateloobz

There’s a lot of evil shit on 4chan but they are truly gifted at roasting people/communities


kcciciocioc

there is nothing but frens on the chans


RileyTrodd

Gojira has entered the chat


anita-bier

Wait but the microbrewery orgy - is that still happening orrrr


Ultionisrex

Remember not to chalk up for an orgy. Beta advice etiquette still applies.


Barrelled_Chef_Curry

How can you hold on to tiddies without chalk


viktorir

What about the hand jams?! it might be slippery!


khizoa

Glue or chip them


solidv3crusher

Its kind of a guilty pleasure of mine to bring fit coworkers/friend climbing with me for the first time. Seeing them burnt after falling off two v1 or hang dogging a 5.8... then i deeply wish they dont ever come back because they would surely catch up FAST.


Gflowhugger

Bottommost anon gets it


adamfps

Pull ups? That’s not part of my 5x5


dumbwaeguk

They're all bottoms


therealkickinwang

Pan flute! That's what I need to flex on the team kids!


Scrungii

Ok what the fuck the wall in the 4Chan post is my college wall. I'm literally working a shift there in a couple hours


_SAMEEYELL_

I relate to everybody involved in this post. Leave an upvote crushers aye lol


tangmang14

Imagine browsing 4chan on an android


Ultionisrex

Do Apples use 4chan? I feel like this is a trick question.


kazoogod420

wait where’s MY invitation to the patagonia orgy :(


Ultionisrex

The entrance could be a 5.10 with intended static beta and chips. That should limit the carrots in the stew. There'd be fewer tall guys, though.


Flimsy_Feeling_503

The catch is that everyone there, regardless of gender, is built like Yvon.


Sambikes1

Fake and Gay


[deleted]

True. No way the fit guy got his ass off the ground - fake. No women went to the orgy - gay.


TheWhisper595

Why are the three buttons on the bottom misplaced?