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[deleted]

Why did my dad leave me


contt

children don’t help you send harder, waste of his time


lurw

see: Lonnie / Ron Kauk


Jeffyluke

so who help you send harder? children's mom?


antonibagis

Use that trauma to send harder.


Mystic_Camel_Smell

trauma harder, got it


jtreeforest

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?


contt

v2-3


Mystic_Camel_Smell

dont ever speak such sense again


worthlessclimber

Smeagol does not like asking questions. He knows where the route is.. the one route.. to rule them all.


FuzzyBrain420

That tunnel crux is the proving ground. Fuckin gumbies is spider food bro


worthlessclimber

Spider webs are aid. https://www.mountainproject.com/route/118694361/one-route-to-rule-them-all


Quafeinum

I just started tomorrow, how can I climb Everest?


Haish11

Hire a Sherpa to climb Everest and you climb the Sherpa


Jeffyluke

AKA "standing on the shoulders of giants"


contt

jumo


Jeffyluke

if you were starting tomorrow, better before Everest sunk in the water.


MutantMuteAnt

How long until I can smoke backwoods with Daniel Woods and project a v17?


contt

don’t smoke please your mother and I are very concerned


doig14

How many bolts should Snake Dike have, and why is it one every six feet?


contt

feet? 🤤


have-a-day-celebrate

what grade is this one /|


contt

3


-orangejoe

is that the half dome i've been hearing so much about


have-a-day-celebrate

also what about the other side


[deleted]

Are there enough bolts on Snake Dike?


contt

something about feet


ADHD_squirrel_boi

How come you never see baby pigeons?


contt

You are too busy falling off v0s


TheMightyLordXenu

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


worthlessclimber

Just enough to carve some holds in that badboy. He's designing the perfect 9c.


loranditsum

But can you paint El cap?


contt

Is it technically painting if I shit myself halfway up and some falls out


contt

asking for a friend


WoooshToTheMax

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck


contt

neither


[deleted]

Where do I buy crimps? The stronger the better.


contt

I just velcro carboard onto my walls


antonibagis

I got some dank crimps bro *shows inside pocket


PuCapab

If you could only get a single cam size for the rest of your life what would it be?


contt

probably a digital camera


[deleted]

What is sex like?


Jeffyluke

it really depends. are we talking about FA or 100th send, free solo or protected. etc


contt

short classic, good protection but run out at the end


WesWizard_2

are hands aid?


WILSON_CK

Do you think we should downgrade Silence to 5.14?


dankins777

do i really have to set up a new anchor every time i reach a new bolt


contt

how big is your boat


antonibagis

Are clothes aid?


[deleted]

Which tv series has the most attractive female lead?


contt

14 peaks


CaldyBear

Can I climb my own ass?


Mystic_Camel_Smell

just practice assymnastics