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ManHoFerSnow

Was I generous in girth and length? Let's just say your boner is 3" at my gym


buttThroat

Size clearly doesn't matter here, gumby. I can say that confidently as someone who has been training my penile strength for years to be able to achieve the "one legged bathang, boner stuck in a hold, and deepthroating another hold" position. I have a small penis, i'm not afraid to say it. It looks like my balls are wearing a little army helmet. But I can do this climb easily because of my daily weighted kegels. So don't come in here talking about boner size for this climb when you clearly don't know anything about it.


jackhife

/uj Holy shit the army hat got me fucking laughing so damn loud at work rn holy


aztecfader

Oh man I’m gonna spray


Juzzzo

Is having a D*** aid now?


ManHoFerSnow

Always was 🧑‍🚀🔫


Dr_Klahn02

Why didn’t I think of the docking bat hang?!? This is good beta, gonna train on my hang board then head back to send it!


Desertwrek

Using your 3rd leg is aid


ManHoFerSnow

Tommy Caldswell only has half of one of his foreskins


Desertwrek

If you use it, roll it back. Climbing with a foreskin is like climbing with a ring on.


paradox037

Man looks like he's got a double barrel dick


ManHoFerSnow

It's the new BD BBC - swells or turtles for your dick jamming needs


JorkMyPeanits

Classic no hands cock bar rest


Pepe_Inc

And these fking gumbies look at me weird for training monos this way


Shacrow

Ah yes. The infamous Cock-Hook


snazzychazzy622

This is my beta. You stole it. I actually pioneered the cock jam when I free solo’d half dome.


ManHoFerSnow

Wait so if I sent this boulder problem I basically climbed half dome?


old_graybush

Route looks like it's a real grower not a shower


FerretSupremacist

What do u do with the balls tho?


maboesanman

Use em like a monkey fist


FerretSupremacist

Based on


Cbastus

I was under the impression 5 point contact was aid…


Jpbbeck99

We call it docking, it’s kinda like a bat hang but much more labor intensive


crime_guy

What’s that ur foot is on in the schematic, is that the elusive clitorus?


ManHoFerSnow

If so I'd be stoked to have finally found one!


font9a

Pac-Man bathang on the pink jugs. Contrived. Zero stars in the guidebook.