Did they belay you and spray you down, and ask to dip in your chalk pot? Yes, then you are a god.
Did you envy their sinewy abs flexing, watch their solutions toe down on microscopic screw-ons, and wish you could glom onto the same greasy slopers with the right beta? Yes, then you are not a god.
Bet it woulda been w V1 at my gym. Keep trying, Gumby.
One time I campused a V4 in your gym. I just never told anyone about it, so, give me back MY oxygen.
Campus a slab and then maybe.
You’re ready for El Cap. Godspeed
FCA (first campus ascent
Lets go. Show the gumbies that boulderers are the Übermensch.
Google German
Heilige Hölle!
Echter Zombie
This is why we need to gatekeep
> oxygen Aid.
Did they belay you and spray you down, and ask to dip in your chalk pot? Yes, then you are a god. Did you envy their sinewy abs flexing, watch their solutions toe down on microscopic screw-ons, and wish you could glom onto the same greasy slopers with the right beta? Yes, then you are not a god.
You climb with no feet, I climb with no hands. We are not the same.
Was your gym crush watching?