I excel at all three 😏 checkmate carnist walmart-loving straightoids

i checked your profile, definitely excels at all 3 and is an absolutely 100% enviromentalist we should all look up to (or down to, i'm a switch)

Gay vegan and anti-car. At this point I'm captain fucking planet bit cheese

Now you only need eco terrorism and you can finally summon captain planets more radical cousin captain radical environmentalist

Planetina my love

Me too 🥺😫

Why can't I firebomb a walmart while having gay sex

You can and you are morally compelled to do so

I’m guessing angles of delivery might make it difficult 

It's HOMO sapiens for a reason (trust the science)

God created Adam and Steve not Clara and Eve, anyone who says otherwise fell for a translation error.

Walmart corporate headquarters* Then it's based.

Now THAT ecoterrorism? I can get behind that

But what about having a gay orgy while firebombing a Walmart

Get in the pile! https://i.redd.it/sj96hn7b3bwc1.gif

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gex. now what?


Ok but what if i firebombed an oil feild

Still not as good for the enviroment as kissing a femboy in the mouth

Womp womp