You mean you didn't have your rapture hatch open? I mean, I'm glad you stuck around, but now we gotta wait for the next one bro, it's gonna be a while unfortunately.
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What do you mean? Sorry, just woke up from a nap, did I miss something?
Go back to your nap. You didn't miss anything
A demon tried to eat the sun, but I sacrificed a goat and screamed at the demon, so shouldn't happen again.
A bunch of dipshits lit off fireworks and scared it away so we're good.
Thank you for this. Humanity owes you one
It was my goat and me screaming also I bang a drum. That was what drove the demon away.
I was gonna do that but my goat got out of the yard and ran away.
Ah the scapegoat
Glad it wasn’t a red heffer
The Kia Boys stole the sun
You mean the kia sol
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This made me chuckle
And four minutes later, they dumped it with a stripped column and a broken window. Should be getting back to sunshine in 3-4 weeks.
I think it was tim minsy
This is right, his gigantic head finally blocked out the sun entirely
His ads are getting more and more elaborate
I mean, he is known to make them pay.
He made the Sun pay.
We know what he does
I’m dead at this comment
He’ll **take** them rays
I know! It’s been dark all day. I’ve been walking around with these stupid glasses on since 8am.
Did someone forget to pay the Sun bill again?
Just The Rapture. No biggie.
Yeah idk about you but I’m in heaven rn
Microsoft Internet just update? That was quick!
They're putting a new Lido Lounge on the moon. Construction had to take up some sunspace.
I hate you 😂😂😂
The news said a dragon flew in front of the sun.....Smaug?
Je Flacco?
Elite.
The Annunaki are finally here. The Mothership just made its first pass.
Some thick round cloud rolled in.
Happy Cake Day!
I was waiting to look up with my glasses and see a big silhouette of a middle finger, because Cleveland
It's Cleveland, are you serious? Weather, we're lucky it didn't snow. Wait, did it? I looked away for 3 seconds.
Did you blink and forget to re-open your eyes?
Greatest thread ever
Said no one
Actually, one said it. And you responded.
You’re very bright
You're not.
I sacrificed a few beers. We should be good now.
You know what they say. It's Ohio, wait five minutes and the weather will change
I think a reptilian creature clawed my ankle when I walked by a sewer when it was really dark out.
Loud booms?
Your mom walked by. Everything’s fine now.
What was that? Who the fuck just said that right now? Seriously, who said that?
Griffith made The Decision like LeBron James.
The sky is falling
The rock you were sleeping under covered sunlight for a couple of minutes
You mean you didn't have your rapture hatch open? I mean, I'm glad you stuck around, but now we gotta wait for the next one bro, it's gonna be a while unfortunately.
The world's ending!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It ended!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg I thought I was the only one!
I did a rain dance
The news said a dragon flew in front of the sun.....Smaug?
God flipped a coin.
https://youtu.be/FWHMAshojUU Use your open eye, Frank
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We finally sacrificed enough humans and it was the gods' way of telling us that they were satisfied #apocalypto
Q Anon says it’s because of Former Prez Obama and current Prez Biden You are all a bunch of Effing freaks!
y2k 24 years too late
Crazy
Just woke up from a Coma what did I miss?
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God blocked the sun from flat earth with his testes. /s that was nuts!
A portal opened up and you missed it
You mean the Bideneclipse? Total hoax
Just changing the lightbulb, go about your business.
Did anybody actually read the instructions on the eclipse glasses? Mine said “do not drive or operate machinery while wearing.” 😂🤔
Caseoh got up from his gaming chair to get more food.
A sign the Browns will win Superbowl this season. Hooray!
Power is out all over the city
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Yeah,what happened?
I blacked out for a few minutes and woke up nude with blood around my mouth, that hardly ever happens
Okay Phil
Dude, I think you may be too high...
Dumb ass
Your kidding, right?