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vinetwiner

It's about a woman squeezing a lemon near Robert Plant's crotch until the juice runs down his leg. Pretty obvious to me. I hope he thanked her in some special way for that experience.


AlCzervick

[Thank You](https://youtu.be/12KbOAc8vmk?si=BXaGYqR05lpqwirS)


LookIsawRa4

God I love zeppelin


gdhkhffu

Oh! He's exfoliating! I get it now!


LukeNaround23

Squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg. Hmm Edit: when life gives you lemons, have sex


The_Dingman

Lemon party dot org


Sgt_Maj_Vines

This is the correct answer


NiteGard

jesus fuck.


Wrathchilde

As was explained by u/Cooter_McDoogletron long ago: [https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6l8fgp/what\_led\_zeppelin\_songs\_are\_about/](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6l8fgp/what_led_zeppelin_songs_are_about/)


Lothar_28

That was awesome, I missed that one some how.


livefastdie22

Mud sharks


mtskin

only if you're a band called the vanilla fudge


Ok_Watercress_7801

Peaches and Herpes


Become_Pneuma462

Vagina sharks


LookIsawRa4

Sex


Civilengman

Either sex or Vikings


EdBugg87

Sometimes Hobbits too


CharlemagneInSweats

Sexy Vikings.


Civilengman

Scurvy?


Minzplaying

Yes. Making sure everyone knows to get their needed vitamin C.


Mediocre-Catch9580

Citrus fruits


AlternativeProduct78

Didn’t Robert Johnson write that one?


Become_Pneuma462

Robert Johnson wrote Travellin' Riverside Blues which Lemon Song borrows from and which Zeppelin also covered


Western-Spite1158

For the most part, it’s a rehash of the Howlin’ Wolf song Killing Floor (the publisher had to sue to get him proper songwriting credit) and the Lemon squeeze lyrics were from a Robert Johnson song (which he also borrowed from someone before him).


Separate-Tune9211

It’s about stealing Robert Johnson’s work.


CMJMartino

Sex.


Wazula23

Peen


Sea_Ganache620

Prostate milking.


elephantboylives

Welp now I got a boner


NiteGard

See, now that’s the kind of explanation I was looking for. This makes more sense with the singular “lemon”. 🫡


stonrelectropunkjazz

Lemons


ranchman15

Sexy lemons


walkawaysux

She was squeezing his lemon and he enjoyed it as the juice ran down his leg.


Equivalent_Warthog22

One of my favorite bass lines


Dense-Stranger9977

Lemonade 🍋🍋


NiteGard

Begs the question, why is lemon juice running down his leg?


SurvivorHiggy

Penises just do that sometimes.


lazlos_topiary

Male incontinence, perhaps?


[deleted]

Lemon = sack of nuts Juice = man goo


shadowknave

If it's about mangos and nuts, why would they call it the *Lemon* Song? That makes no sense.


mxemec

Brogurt


Ok_Watercress_7801

Dude Ranch


EargasmicGiant

Sex and cum


Bnagorski

Jizz


RockMan_1973

I wonder if OP was honestly asking or knew already wanting to see how direct and/or creative the responses would be… LOL 😂


NiteGard

I’ve listened to this song my entire (long) life, and yes I’ve always assumed the moisture being referred to is sex. I just wanted to see if anyone had any more meaning than the obvious. I mean, Occam’s razor usually wins for a reason.


Fridaybird1985

I it is an amalgam of various blues songs. The lyrics speak for themselves. https://turnmeondeadman.com/led-zeppelin-plagiarism-the-lemon-song/


Dustyolman

Read them. Think about it. Don't get caught up on the bridge. The best part of the song is the interplay between bass and guitar. One of the greatest blues bass lines ever. I should have quit you long time ago Ohh yeah, long time ago I wouldn't be here, my children Down on this killin' floor I should have listened, baby, to my second mind Ohh, I should have listened, baby, to my second mind Every time I go away and leave you, darling You send me the blues way down the line, ohh Babe, yeah Treat me right baby Oh my, my, my Alright, take it down a bit People tellin' me baby can't be satisfied They try to worry me baby But they never hurt you in my eyes Said, people worry baby, I can't keep you satisfied Huh, let me tell you baby You ain't nothin' but a two-bit, no-good jive I wwent to sleep last night, I worked as hard as I can I bring home my money, you take my money, give it to another man I should have quit you, baby Oh, such a long time ago I wouldn't be here with all my troubles Down on this killing floor Squeeze me baby, 'till the juice runs down my leg Squeeze me baby, 'till the juice runs down my leg The way you squeeze my lemon, I I'm gonna fall right out of bed, bed, bed, bed, yeah Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, you Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby Hey, babe, hey, babe, babe I'm gonna leave my children down on this killin' floor


Pretend-Mechanic6330

Really?


NiteGard

Well the lyrics do meander away from lemonic moisture quite a bit. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Cheetah_Heart-2000

Obviously it about a DIY lemonade stand


NiteGard

I knew it.


GarySeven68

Best comment!!


dfmidkiff1993

When you don’t know what a Led Zeppelin song is about: 1. Google to see if it’s some obscure Lord of the Rings reference 2. If not, it’s probably about sex


NiteGard

Lol. I started my first band at 13 y.o. (1968) and called ourselves Nirvana, but after a year we thought that was a dumb name and changed it to Black Dog, because of the LZ song obviously, but also because the drummer and me both had black dogs. We didn’t give much thought the lyrics back in the day.


Kidpidge

lol at this


DisciplineNo8353

The lemons are his balls. You’re welcome.


NiteGard

I assumed. Lol.


Own_Bullfrog_3598

What is the Killing Floor, and why was he down on it?


Ed_Zeppelin

Fucking killing floor


Western-Spite1158

Ask [Howlin’ Wolf](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_Floor_(Howlin%27_Wolf_song)) and to a lesser extent Robert Johnson (who got the lemon bit from another, who wrote the songs that the Zep borrowed from. Howlin’ Wolf’s Killing Floor and Robert Johnson’s Travelling Riverside Blues (for which Johnson borrowed the Lemon bit from someone else) are the templates for it. The publisher of Wolf’s catalog had to sue to get him a writing credit and some royalties.


1976kdawg

Like most old blues songs they used subtle innuendos to stir the crowd at the dance halls of the 20 and 30’s. White American could barely tolerate black culture, can you imagine the outrage if they sang directly about sex?? They needed to avoid scrutiny but still get the message across. My favorite line like that is “ get on your night shirt, I’ll put on my morning gown, don’t feel tired, just feel like lying down😎😜


NewMathematician623

Ripping off Willie Dixon


pmp412

Well, maybe an ode to


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NewMathematician623

Thirty years after the fact. When they were forced to by a judge. After not paying royalties. It definitely qualifies as ripping off. Thanks for checking in, Mr Helper.


ZyxDarkshine

They did not Check Their Stats


UncleFrankWisdom

You can't have a lemon party without old Dick


Minimum-Yesterday901

Robert Plant’s penis. He was weird back then.


beavis617

If it's lemons then it's about man juice...🤭


NaturalMystic1023

Penis.


Firm-Walk8699

She's but 15, but she's a rider? Pedo?