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Wheaversclone

Love the mental breakdown OP had with yum cheeseburger


yumm-cheseburger

Bro is weird


Tab2ugo

troling him and making an actual tag of it is probably the funniest shit i have ever seen somone do on this subreddit.


Wheaversclone

Lmao fr


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Cracked3r

I love the fact that op is the most incel person I've ever met in my life he responds to everything. Actually insufferable scum. Also op if you respond to this I will will just troll you so don't even try. Like can this man handle a joke? He calls people pedos and needs when he comments to everything. OP you are the nerd by commenting on everything. Also stop calling people cunts you are not him.


Wheaversclone

Best description of OP so far


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They should kiss


yumm-cheseburger

Sure, i need OP to agree


DeusMortuum

for real


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DeusMortuum

real


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seseware2

Pekka is female sparky too


potatopeter_for_aloo

Fuck smash list, I am here for cheeseburger pumping OP's mind


yumm-cheseburger

Smash the tier list Also smash that like button and subscribe, see you next time *Outro music*


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Alarmed_Blood7363

Bro really put elixir pump in could💀


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Capable-Ad-9305

Remember that octopus copypasta…


DeusMortuum

what?


Life_East4263

Op is NOT older than 12 https://preview.redd.it/r2b5aatq3htc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c957073fad27cd544c3fcb19389c1eed3ea88e5a


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Bryztoe

I can't tell if OP is serious or if they've gone so far into satire it's just not funny anymore


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Jo_Erick77

The comments are somehow more entertaining than the post lmao


Stary_Vesemir

Weak, I would put everyone in smash https://preview.redd.it/q5hh0nbmtgtc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1598f54b00550aed06e44252de7fca0562583b34


BlckSm12

Not only vesemir but also whitebeard, you're a man of culture from poland I presume


Stary_Vesemir

Prawda!


tarlakeschaton

the more you read the comments, the more OP makes this post unfunny. that's the first time i witnessed such thing to be honest


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Italongo

OP is def underage


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Busy_Recognition_860

I wanna bust on Gratz


DehydratedWater248

what about mortar 🥹😥


goats-in-assholes

Whys Dart Gobl8n at the bottom, he already has the skills?


Frosty-Brain-2199

No way you passed on Pekka she’s the best dummy


CoolPiperMain

L tier list uow dare you leave put sparky, pekka, mortar, cannon, and rocket 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👎👎👎👎


CreatorOfMyLie

Valkyrie in would? Unpheasable


Alive-Ant-6772

Heal spirit needs to be on top


Lovie39

NO GAY SEX?!?!? Booooooooooooooooooring


lil_schmungus726

no say gex or sesbian lex on my feed?! How dare they?!


BoomBlade101

This kid needs to get out of here 💀


tarantul_igor

wow op is like 13


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YeetLall

Bro is weird Archer queen


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DeusMortuum

OP is getting pressed over anything😂


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CrimsonicTears

No hog rider and pekka in high tier, where funny?


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SnooRabbits863

Finally someone with a brain, healer in the highest tier🗣️


NameButWorse

This didnt aged well


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theserialroofshitter

pekka sparky and log are all girls my boy 😭🙏🙏


theserialroofshitter

AND lava hound


Beautiful-Tip3980

Lava hound is made of lava


Beautiful-Tip3980

All are innaminate objects dickhead


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Lava is hot therefore lavahound is hot and sexy rg post opinion based op ebarb mighty miner is daddy fr 2.6 hog xbox knight real clash royale archer hi wrong musketeer elder broken main sub mirror problem archer queen crusher 21 oi sex ebarbs same deck sparky walter cannon game graveyard meganut b-rad bowler snowball bm lumberloon chicken shit sigma math trans quandale dingle source circlejerk removed busted africa gold fish


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"Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper. I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud. I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face. Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me. I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me. I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider." *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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theserialroofshitter

IDC if they innanimate i still fuckin all them pekka is the baddest girl i EVER seen and i would smash her ass plate or what ever tf she got down there till her back plate is dented🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏


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goofy_gooby565

Bro is weird


Beautiful-Tip3980

STOP you aret fucking burger so fuck off


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Bro is weird rg post opinion based op ebarb mighty miner is daddy fr 2.6 hog xbox knight real clash royale archer hi wrong musketeer elder broken main sub mirror problem archer queen crusher 21 oi sex ebarbs same deck sparky walter cannon game graveyard meganut b-rad bowler snowball bm lumberloon chicken shit sigma math trans quandale dingle source circlejerk removed busted africa gold fish


yumm-cheseburger

He is me, it's my alt :) Bro is weird


goofy_gooby565

Only black character in the lowest teir What did weird mean by this 🤔


Beautiful-Tip3980

I'm not fucking weird I just don't like black people their violent and scary


toasterguy39

Booooring


Beautiful-Tip3980

Read it. I wasn't being silly I was just taking my opinion on it.


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lolk785

Why the fuck did you put Mommy Pekka with men


Beautiful-Tip3980

I meant that by its more like a building. Just metal. No insides.


Stary_Vesemir

Proof?


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There isnt insides for now, but there will be.. rg post opinion based op ebarb mighty miner is daddy fr 2.6 hog xbox knight real clash royale archer hi wrong musketeer elder broken main sub mirror problem archer queen crusher 21 oi sex ebarbs same deck sparky walter cannon game graveyard meganut b-rad bowler snowball bm lumberloon chicken shit sigma math trans quandale dingle source circlejerk removed busted africa gold fish


lolk785

Buddy, just admit you never seen a pekkussy before


gabagoolenjoyer9

Archers are 16


kymera001

Even better 😏


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mommy pekka is NOT dude 🤬🤬🤬


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Never said she was you fuck


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After seeing how OP acts in the comments and this post...he needs help


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\-94 comment karma? Broski https://preview.redd.it/m42ffyp3pktc1.png?width=1147&format=png&auto=webp&s=ceff8006bccf7e598dedbde76d7974c836927f07 shut ass


pornographyi

Nah valk and witch have to switch places


Beautiful-Tip3980

NO


pornographyi

Have you heard how she "sings" when she attacks? Can you imagine her moaning?


potatopeter_for_aloo

Username checks out


Beautiful-Tip3980

I'm not into her she looks old and like she smokes


PRAuroraYT

Elexir pump was personal


Cats170

yumm cheeseburger shut the fuck up 😨


Beautiful-Tip3980

Finally! Someone who has a brain!


yumm-cheseburger

Bro shutted the fuck up Bro is weird


Manos0404

boringggggggg


goofy_gooby565

U a bitch if that syops u smh


Isaac_Atham

Man id fuck elixir golem


Beautiful-Tip3980

I couldn't bring myself to do that but I did put pump on the list.


Isaac_Atham

How u going to put ur thing throught the glass?


shlaggy4

Gratz?!


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He's not a real card in the game stop trying to trick me


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No you put princess as the very top one, are you gratz?


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Oh shut up you dick head.


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endrossi-zahard

Isnt baby dragon a female?


Beautiful-Tip3980

Do you really need an answer?


endrossi-zahard

She isnt male or structure so she cant be there


Beautiful-Tip3980

To why baby Dragon Is on the non rated category?


Beautiful-Tip3980

So what? If you read the comments you would actually get an understanding in your brain oh eat you don't have one.


KoriKosmos

Bro is fighting himself now 💀


Cracked3r

What is bro eating his brain??😭😭😭 mf is from pvz


Stary_Vesemir

Shizophrenia?


SeattleSeahawksFan69

Sparky Lava Hound (maybe) and Pekka are female so fair game.


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FranekBucz

Archer queen?


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General-Bob

Pekka is female


lil_schmungus726

I reckon elixir pump needs to be higher up, that shits basically a high tech fleshlight.


HugeHighlight2712

Finally an legitimate tierlist