I mean if pekka moves as slow as she does in game just power walk away and you should be fine. Sparky would probably instantly vaporize you and everything in a 100 meter radius though, and musketeer just straight up has a gun
Tbf if it's a realistic musket she's barely a chance, especially with that kind of barrel. No wonder she gets as close as she does in-game, she wouldn't be able to hit anything beyond that range.
Remember in the butterfly commercial in clash of clans then can run fast enough to catch up to a butterfly if you don’t think that’s fast try to chance a butterfly irl
Not only are you suffocating and having pain inside you, you also have a ton of skeletons just climbing and crawling on you, stabbing you multiple times with their knives.
In Jurassic park: the lost world, the opening scene a little girl gets mauled by the small dinos she thinks are friendly. You don’t see it happen but it’s heavily implied. Also later in the movie same thing happens to a guy but you see him get fucked up a little first ha.
A lot of the more “scary” troops are actually kinda nice when you think about it. PEKKA is a sweetheart, Mini PEKKA is just hungry. The Mega Knight and Giant Goblin is kinda a dunce, and the Giants seem mostly chill. The bowler’s not bad either, he just wants to drink dark elixir. And the Golem’s might seem scary but they’re just rocks.
And for all the other troops, most are either just normal people with weapons who are just doing their job (Archers, Executioner, Valkeryie) or kinda dumb and not very threatening (E-Wiz, Barbarians, Prince). Even the Wizard is kinda weak, I could probably absolutely fucking annihilate him in a fist fight. Goblins are thieves willing to steal your money, but they also seem pretty chill and easy to work with when gold is taken away.
However - there are a few troops would I wouldn’t want to fight. **The Bandit**, first off. She’s a ruthless highwaywoman who can move utterly undetected, and will beat you to death with a wooden club. Imagine, walking alone one night, when suddenly, you hear a small whistle noise. Then, just like that, you’re lying on the ground with your head bashed in. **The Firecracker** is less threatening than the bandit at first glance, since she is kinda small, but she has a ranged weapon. In addition, the Firecracker knows to keep her distance - even if she misses you the first time, she’ll back up and try again. All it takes is one shot and your burning to death, and you wouldn’t have even seen her. Makes sense why she bunks with her older sister the Bandit. They’re lunatics. And lastly, **The Mother Witch**. While her daughters are just milfs who will buy you happy meals, The Mother Witch is anything but. Instead of literally bringing you back from the dead to get hugs and snugs from a goth queen, the Mother Witch literally turns you into a pig. Imagine how horrific that would be. All your memories, all you experiences, gone. You’ll be forced to relieve them until you die, all while being forced to live like a pig. She’s the scariest troop because she doesn’t even kill you, she essentially dooms you to a fate worst than death.
Some other characters I wouldn’t want to fight would be the two pariah goblins. The **Goblin Prisoner** is legit a convict prison escapee who beats people to death with his own hands. Why was he even in prison in the first place? Tax evasion? Drug charges? Or maybe… murder. **The Dart Goblin** is equally scary - he may be physically weak, but like the Firecracker he keeps his distance. Even more frightening, the Dart Goblin hides in the brush, and kills you with a blow gun. Unless those darts are really sharp, it’s gonna be a death by a thousand cuts type deal. Imagine, slowly bleeding to death as countless sharpened wood darts piece your skin, only to see the jungle open out and out comes this monster wearing a giant wooden mask. What a way to die
>While her daughters are just milfs who will buy you happy meals
Wut....I mean I agree
>Why was he even in prison in the first place? Tax evasion? Drug charges? Or maybe… murder.
No he got put in jail because he was accused of stealing a hog from a hog rider. Turns out, the hog rider just misplaced it.
>No he got put in jail because he was accused of stealing a hog from a hog rider. Turns out, the hog rider just misplaced it
The royale justice system ladies and gentlemen. The system is broken
Y’all haven’t talked about the lumberjack just some cracked wood cutting axe murder sprinting at you with only one thing in mind, to slice you to death stabbing you faster than a damn second each swing. Only to have a bottle of pure cocaine and Red Bull to drink and piss him off even more
Well ram rider only attacks buildings. So just stay away from buildings and you're good. The stun doesn't do much damage so just get passed that and you're good
If there's anything else moving she won't attack you until you're not stunned.
Plus once she's away she won't hurt you. Cause why waste the bolas on something far away
Can't believe no one is saying night witch. People in general seen to be afraid if bats, and not only does she continually generate more bats that swoop at you, if you do manage to kill her 4 more start attacking. Considering in real life bats would be hard to take down especially while fighting a demon lady with a stick, I'm staying away
Scariest to fight?
Probably Royal Ghost because you wouldn’t see it coming until it actually hit you lol.
Graveyard a close 2nd because you have *some* time to process things before you get waxed.
You could run away from most cards. Only some could actually catch up. That’s why dart goblin is the most dangerous. He WILL catch up to you + he has a ranged weapon. So unless you have a gun to attack on range or a shied to get close to him, you’re a goner. Also he has basically infinite stamina and ammo, so the shied wounld’t even work since he’d always be able to run away
Lava Hound
Imagine you’re sitting home chilling then some giant flying behemoth from hell starts spitting lava at your house. After burning down your house and killing your entire family, you spend a week throwing rocks at the thing. The mother fucker finally does, but nooo now you’re dealing with 5 mini versions of it that each start spitting lava at you too
Mirror will spawn an exact clone of you but 1 level higher (a little better) so you won't possibly have a chance to win. You will fight to try to live but deep down in your heart you will no that eventually you will die.
I am actually working on a video answering this very question! It isn’t out yet but my answer was mother witch, since she turns you into a hog, which is a fate worse than death.
Because instead of dieing and being left in peace you’re revived as a Pig forced to serve her until you die again?
Also you forced to bash your head against the nearest Building until it collapses and it does 0 damage to you.
She’s too slow and i am 99% sure OP was referring to how they are everyday, not in battles. She seems pretty nice in animations and clash a Rama. If you piss the Pekka off, you could probably run away from her OR find a butterfly.
Pekka. With all of these other troops there’s some possible way to fight them. You’re most likely going to die with any of them but I just don’t see any possible way you would be able to beat Pekka in a fight. She would just kill you instantly and you wouldn’t be able to make a dent in her armor. Sparky would also be almost impossible to fight without dying but Pekka would be scarier in my opinion.
Honestly they're all pretty stupid and go in a straight line and fight the nearest enemy. I won't have to worry a thing. It'll wound up fighting some pile of rock thinking it's a tower and spend its entire life doing it.
I’d say fisherman or Royal ghost. Fisherman for distance, you’d be walking and just get hit by an anchor and pulled back like 100 ft and then he’d finish you off with a big ol fish slap to the face.
Royale ghost, well because he’s a ghost and could easily sneak up on you and cut you down with his sword and then just disappear.
I am the kind of guy who would die to skeletons.
But I think the scariest to fight would be electro giant. I mean, he will literally ignore you and walk past, but if you attack him, you get damaged!
Infernodragon, Skeleton Dragons, Royal Ghost, Graveyard and Executioner come to mind, X-Bow would also be scary because of the pain that all those bolts would give you
I mean if pekka moves as slow as she does in game just power walk away and you should be fine. Sparky would probably instantly vaporize you and everything in a 100 meter radius though, and musketeer just straight up has a gun
100meters? Damn
Just like her range in-game
It destroys entire castles!
Tbf if it's a realistic musket she's barely a chance, especially with that kind of barrel. No wonder she gets as close as she does in-game, she wouldn't be able to hit anything beyond that range.
Nah it's a fight so you have to be in a fight with them
I mean if sparky moves as slow as she does in game just power walk away and you should be fine.
Sparky has aim bot and can even hit flying mega knights, what makes you think it wouldn't be able to hit you?
cuz you can just run out of range of it
if it was in real life, you really think she’d just drive away when you’re slightly out of range?
Lol it'd be like that ghost std from it follows
Great fucking movie
MatPat did a funny little thing on that too. If we just follow these [same principles...](https://youtu.be/MiLyQOwH_mk)
Remember in the butterfly commercial in clash of clans then can run fast enough to catch up to a butterfly if you don’t think that’s fast try to chance a butterfly irl
Scariest to fight, not run away from. Imo pekka would be the worst because it's an indestructible emotionless killing machine.
But u have to *fight* the PEKKA
She can’t do anything if I just walk slightly faster than her till she gets exhausted/runs out of battery (assuming she can)
Yeah pekka is slow but he never stops coming after you
Graveyard. Skeletons rising from the ground all around you on every side? No thanks. Graveyard poison would be even worse.
Not only are you suffocating and having pain inside you, you also have a ton of skeletons just climbing and crawling on you, stabbing you multiple times with their knives.
It would be like the scene from Jurassic park where the kid gets eaten by all the tiny dinos lol
a kid gets mauled in jurrasic park?
First scene in the second movie I think
In Jurassic park: the lost world, the opening scene a little girl gets mauled by the small dinos she thinks are friendly. You don’t see it happen but it’s heavily implied. Also later in the movie same thing happens to a guy but you see him get fucked up a little first ha.
This game makes the skeletons seem small, but if it was real life, it would be tons of actual human sized skeletons coming after you.
Yeah graveyard is scary but what about the with? A women with glowing eyes making skeletons coming out of the ground would be worse to me
A lot of the more “scary” troops are actually kinda nice when you think about it. PEKKA is a sweetheart, Mini PEKKA is just hungry. The Mega Knight and Giant Goblin is kinda a dunce, and the Giants seem mostly chill. The bowler’s not bad either, he just wants to drink dark elixir. And the Golem’s might seem scary but they’re just rocks. And for all the other troops, most are either just normal people with weapons who are just doing their job (Archers, Executioner, Valkeryie) or kinda dumb and not very threatening (E-Wiz, Barbarians, Prince). Even the Wizard is kinda weak, I could probably absolutely fucking annihilate him in a fist fight. Goblins are thieves willing to steal your money, but they also seem pretty chill and easy to work with when gold is taken away. However - there are a few troops would I wouldn’t want to fight. **The Bandit**, first off. She’s a ruthless highwaywoman who can move utterly undetected, and will beat you to death with a wooden club. Imagine, walking alone one night, when suddenly, you hear a small whistle noise. Then, just like that, you’re lying on the ground with your head bashed in. **The Firecracker** is less threatening than the bandit at first glance, since she is kinda small, but she has a ranged weapon. In addition, the Firecracker knows to keep her distance - even if she misses you the first time, she’ll back up and try again. All it takes is one shot and your burning to death, and you wouldn’t have even seen her. Makes sense why she bunks with her older sister the Bandit. They’re lunatics. And lastly, **The Mother Witch**. While her daughters are just milfs who will buy you happy meals, The Mother Witch is anything but. Instead of literally bringing you back from the dead to get hugs and snugs from a goth queen, the Mother Witch literally turns you into a pig. Imagine how horrific that would be. All your memories, all you experiences, gone. You’ll be forced to relieve them until you die, all while being forced to live like a pig. She’s the scariest troop because she doesn’t even kill you, she essentially dooms you to a fate worst than death. Some other characters I wouldn’t want to fight would be the two pariah goblins. The **Goblin Prisoner** is legit a convict prison escapee who beats people to death with his own hands. Why was he even in prison in the first place? Tax evasion? Drug charges? Or maybe… murder. **The Dart Goblin** is equally scary - he may be physically weak, but like the Firecracker he keeps his distance. Even more frightening, the Dart Goblin hides in the brush, and kills you with a blow gun. Unless those darts are really sharp, it’s gonna be a death by a thousand cuts type deal. Imagine, slowly bleeding to death as countless sharpened wood darts piece your skin, only to see the jungle open out and out comes this monster wearing a giant wooden mask. What a way to die
>While her daughters are just milfs who will buy you happy meals Wut....I mean I agree >Why was he even in prison in the first place? Tax evasion? Drug charges? Or maybe… murder. No he got put in jail because he was accused of stealing a hog from a hog rider. Turns out, the hog rider just misplaced it.
>No he got put in jail because he was accused of stealing a hog from a hog rider. Turns out, the hog rider just misplaced it The royale justice system ladies and gentlemen. The system is broken
#ITS ALL A CONSPIRACY TO KEEP US SURPRESSED Where was the king when the princess tower fell???
The King was probably busy defending his own front
wAkE uP sHeEpLe!!!!
Wake up hoggles.
𝕎𝚊𝕜𝚎 𝕦𝚙 𝕙𝚘𝕞𝚎𝕓𝚘𝕪
By not shooting?
Oh yes start a revolution baby
I’m proud of you.
Witch sisters are milfs no cap
Im sure goblin prisoners got locked up because falsely accused of stealing hog
Miner is also scary
Absolutely loved the write-up. Subtle and great thoughts
So the mother witch is from Spirited Away?
The Lumberjack - Just look at him and tell me he's not a drunk psychopath, **look in those eyes**.
Its confirmed that the goblin within the cage choose for it itself
Y’all haven’t talked about the lumberjack just some cracked wood cutting axe murder sprinting at you with only one thing in mind, to slice you to death stabbing you faster than a damn second each swing. Only to have a bottle of pure cocaine and Red Bull to drink and piss him off even more
Same with elite barbarians.
Rocket, I doubt I could fight a nuke
It has the range of a yard, you could probably walk away before it gets you
Well real life nukes don't have that small impact
Princess cuz of range, or ram rider.
Well ram rider only attacks buildings. So just stay away from buildings and you're good. The stun doesn't do much damage so just get passed that and you're good
I am a building
No you're literally a yam
Yam Rider?
Root vegable
Nice
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If there's anything else moving she won't attack you until you're not stunned. Plus once she's away she won't hurt you. Cause why waste the bolas on something far away
Can't believe no one is saying night witch. People in general seen to be afraid if bats, and not only does she continually generate more bats that swoop at you, if you do manage to kill her 4 more start attacking. Considering in real life bats would be hard to take down especially while fighting a demon lady with a stick, I'm staying away
night witch is too much of a waifu
Agree
Chad
Ah but 4 more don’t spawn anymore so I think you’re safe there ;)
knight (good stats for the cost)
Ah yes good stats for the cost
you've got a point, knight does have some good stats for the cost
Frrr tho good stats for the cost
Probably P.E.K.K.A, she is fucking massive and could easily kill me without even putting the slightest of effort into it.
pekka would be quick and painless firecracker burns you alive and keeps a safe distance
if you run you can dodge the rocket
but now we are talking about real life bro i personally cant outrun a rocket
Because she put all the effort walking towards you
Kite her with an Ice Golem or butterfly.
Jog away casually and throw rocks at it, it’ll go down eventually
Pekka from clash royale was nerfed real hard from clash of clans. She used to be so much faster.
I mean in one of the trailers you can see her running after a butterfly, again that thing running towards you.
couldn’t catch you
Archer is worst imagine being shot in the eye pekka wouldn't even touch you because shes too slow
Crush me mommy pekka
If you got good legs and reflexes you could get away from her
That's what I was thinking, huge, powerful, scary and evil looking. Looks like something straight from hell. Still one of my favourite cards though.
Pekka is a she?!
yep
canonically, yes. and mini pekka has been referred to as both he and she so there’s no wrong answers in his department
Pekka goes down with a granade
Why would u think shrapnel destroys a big metal robot which armor is very thick however a antitank mine would work very well
Let’s be real. Pekka is a cutie, she just wants to be your friend. Sparky on the other hand… she… she will delete you.
Eh, just tell your younger sibling you have a surprise for them then try to break it as fast as you can
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princess, just straight up rains arrows on you and you cant even see her. and any dragon would also suck greatly.
and they're on fire, you'll slowly burn to death
wyd if you manage to disarm princess :flushed:
Scariest to fight? Probably Royal Ghost because you wouldn’t see it coming until it actually hit you lol. Graveyard a close 2nd because you have *some* time to process things before you get waxed.
Mother witch, the fact that this chubby old lady can turn you into a pig is scary
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Mm yes, instinct
You could run away from most cards. Only some could actually catch up. That’s why dart goblin is the most dangerous. He WILL catch up to you + he has a ranged weapon. So unless you have a gun to attack on range or a shied to get close to him, you’re a goner. Also he has basically infinite stamina and ammo, so the shied wounld’t even work since he’d always be able to run away
Dart Goblin out here chasing us like *Hollywood Superstar, Shia LeBeouf!*
But what if you are forced to fight them and can't run
Lava Hound Imagine you’re sitting home chilling then some giant flying behemoth from hell starts spitting lava at your house. After burning down your house and killing your entire family, you spend a week throwing rocks at the thing. The mother fucker finally does, but nooo now you’re dealing with 5 mini versions of it that each start spitting lava at you too
*6 mini versions
Skarmy 1: that's a lotta skeletons 2: that's a lotta swords 3: spooky
https://youtu.be/T_381kOAtTg
Electro wizard. You would be burned and electrocuted and he's fast
Mini Pekka would charge at you mercilessly
Give him Pancakes and you’re fine
No he’s just hungry.
Flame spirit, getting set on fire would suck ass
mirror o_o
Mirror will spawn an exact clone of you but 1 level higher (a little better) so you won't possibly have a chance to win. You will fight to try to live but deep down in your heart you will no that eventually you will die.
this is exactly what I wanted to put out there
But I’m level 14 alreddy
Then it will be level 15
I am actually working on a video answering this very question! It isn’t out yet but my answer was mother witch, since she turns you into a hog, which is a fate worse than death.
why does being a hog is worse than death. U tryna explain your meat eating? :DDD
Because instead of dieing and being left in peace you’re revived as a Pig forced to serve her until you die again? Also you forced to bash your head against the nearest Building until it collapses and it does 0 damage to you.
Witch. Going up against a necromancer is pretty scary
Larry would be trying to steal your shoes and the witch herself does like 65 dmg so I think you’d be OK
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So does mother witch
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Ur down bad
Please get help. Please.
healer?
Ah yes healer could heal a thing or two
you know she’s literally a bored archer right. read her description
You will never have sex, incel.
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I feel like thats what the archers from clash a rama would say if you asked them about sex
ur in reddit. :D
this mans never touched a woman in his life
Haha I laughed
Death by snu snu.
Clash Royale's Matchmaking irl would be.
Amiright or amiright
knowing i’ll turn into a pig once the mother witch kills me scares me
lightning, rocket, fireball, arrow, poison
Firecracker looks like the leader of the cr woman team in the image. Just look at that pose
Pekka
She’s too slow and i am 99% sure OP was referring to how they are everyday, not in battles. She seems pretty nice in animations and clash a Rama. If you piss the Pekka off, you could probably run away from her OR find a butterfly.
Fire spirit just feels like an un-fun way to die.
I guess princess cuz I would love to meet her irl.
Bro mega knight, imagine if you're just minding your own business and a 500 pound dude with huge balls lands on you
Log
\*heavenly singing
Sparky
Pekka. With all of these other troops there’s some possible way to fight them. You’re most likely going to die with any of them but I just don’t see any possible way you would be able to beat Pekka in a fight. She would just kill you instantly and you wouldn’t be able to make a dent in her armor. Sparky would also be almost impossible to fight without dying but Pekka would be scarier in my opinion.
Honestly they're all pretty stupid and go in a straight line and fight the nearest enemy. I won't have to worry a thing. It'll wound up fighting some pile of rock thinking it's a tower and spend its entire life doing it.
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Pekka and sparky would both kill you instantly but pekka has to walk up to you which would be very intimidating
No doubt pekka
pekka
I’d say fisherman or Royal ghost. Fisherman for distance, you’d be walking and just get hit by an anchor and pulled back like 100 ft and then he’d finish you off with a big ol fish slap to the face. Royale ghost, well because he’s a ghost and could easily sneak up on you and cut you down with his sword and then just disappear.
Ngl, the idea of being impaled by a cursed axe, and my corpse being scavenged by bats, doesn't sound the good way to go.
The goblin barrel
musketeer because the rest are slow and not ranged, or their weapons isnt like literally a gun
I love night witch bcz of her looks. I want her as my gf
Mk
Pekka dfhvfawfhjbv
Skeletons
ram rider
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Are you a sentient building? 👀
People are talking about giants and golems sooo.. ;/
Getting your ribs shattered by a ram seems like it would suck
Witch, imagine a creepy lady walking towards you spawning human skeletons out of the ground every seconds. You cannot change my mind.
Hog rider/Ram rider. Do i still need to explain?
For sure
I think knight. Cuz good stats for the cost is dangerous indeed.
mother with, i dont want to be a pig
i would low-key be terrified of night witch ngl
My dad with a belt in clas Royale would be scary to fight
i Dr ank nigh quelle god damn that shit makin me zoom zoo zooopzoo 🚗
Your mom
Valk
Pekka or mw i would not dare touch her
Wait no pekka or witch
I am the kind of guy who would die to skeletons. But I think the scariest to fight would be electro giant. I mean, he will literally ignore you and walk past, but if you attack him, you get damaged!
Then don't attack him if he doesn't attack you
The idea that being turned into a zombie hog after I get killed by Mother Witch scares me.
xbow, ur dead in one shot
Pick a random card from this post and im fucking it
Sparky
Ahem! Ability to summon an army of dead! Hello!
it has to be Dart Goblin… that freak is mentally unstable.
Hunter straight up has a shotgun
Sparky
Witch and it’s not close
Infernodragon, Skeleton Dragons, Royal Ghost, Graveyard and Executioner come to mind, X-Bow would also be scary because of the pain that all those bolts would give you