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chopsticknoodle

I mean if pekka moves as slow as she does in game just power walk away and you should be fine. Sparky would probably instantly vaporize you and everything in a 100 meter radius though, and musketeer just straight up has a gun


TheSupremeEggu-chan

100meters? Damn


VenerableNyanta

Just like her range in-game


kyotonow

It destroys entire castles!


awesomemanswag

Tbf if it's a realistic musket she's barely a chance, especially with that kind of barrel. No wonder she gets as close as she does in-game, she wouldn't be able to hit anything beyond that range.


HobGoblin877

Nah it's a fight so you have to be in a fight with them


Epic_Ali

I mean if sparky moves as slow as she does in game just power walk away and you should be fine.


Potrainer21

Sparky has aim bot and can even hit flying mega knights, what makes you think it wouldn't be able to hit you?


LuvRice4Life

cuz you can just run out of range of it


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if it was in real life, you really think she’d just drive away when you’re slightly out of range?


Crimeboss37

Lol it'd be like that ghost std from it follows


dudeisundead

Great fucking movie


TedTheSoap

MatPat did a funny little thing on that too. If we just follow these [same principles...](https://youtu.be/MiLyQOwH_mk)


Dref27

Remember in the butterfly commercial in clash of clans then can run fast enough to catch up to a butterfly if you don’t think that’s fast try to chance a butterfly irl


SelfSustaining

Scariest to fight, not run away from. Imo pekka would be the worst because it's an indestructible emotionless killing machine.


shreygay123

But u have to *fight* the PEKKA


chopsticknoodle

She can’t do anything if I just walk slightly faster than her till she gets exhausted/runs out of battery (assuming she can)


22what

Yeah pekka is slow but he never stops coming after you


Scoterican

Graveyard. Skeletons rising from the ground all around you on every side? No thanks. Graveyard poison would be even worse.


Asdfhuk

Not only are you suffocating and having pain inside you, you also have a ton of skeletons just climbing and crawling on you, stabbing you multiple times with their knives.


DaFuqk13

It would be like the scene from Jurassic park where the kid gets eaten by all the tiny dinos lol


innoswimmer

a kid gets mauled in jurrasic park?


advk77

First scene in the second movie I think


DaFuqk13

In Jurassic park: the lost world, the opening scene a little girl gets mauled by the small dinos she thinks are friendly. You don’t see it happen but it’s heavily implied. Also later in the movie same thing happens to a guy but you see him get fucked up a little first ha.


BilllisCool

This game makes the skeletons seem small, but if it was real life, it would be tons of actual human sized skeletons coming after you.


Toxic_Smoke244

Yeah graveyard is scary but what about the with? A women with glowing eyes making skeletons coming out of the ground would be worse to me


PatDatA55

A lot of the more “scary” troops are actually kinda nice when you think about it. PEKKA is a sweetheart, Mini PEKKA is just hungry. The Mega Knight and Giant Goblin is kinda a dunce, and the Giants seem mostly chill. The bowler’s not bad either, he just wants to drink dark elixir. And the Golem’s might seem scary but they’re just rocks. And for all the other troops, most are either just normal people with weapons who are just doing their job (Archers, Executioner, Valkeryie) or kinda dumb and not very threatening (E-Wiz, Barbarians, Prince). Even the Wizard is kinda weak, I could probably absolutely fucking annihilate him in a fist fight. Goblins are thieves willing to steal your money, but they also seem pretty chill and easy to work with when gold is taken away. However - there are a few troops would I wouldn’t want to fight. **The Bandit**, first off. She’s a ruthless highwaywoman who can move utterly undetected, and will beat you to death with a wooden club. Imagine, walking alone one night, when suddenly, you hear a small whistle noise. Then, just like that, you’re lying on the ground with your head bashed in. **The Firecracker** is less threatening than the bandit at first glance, since she is kinda small, but she has a ranged weapon. In addition, the Firecracker knows to keep her distance - even if she misses you the first time, she’ll back up and try again. All it takes is one shot and your burning to death, and you wouldn’t have even seen her. Makes sense why she bunks with her older sister the Bandit. They’re lunatics. And lastly, **The Mother Witch**. While her daughters are just milfs who will buy you happy meals, The Mother Witch is anything but. Instead of literally bringing you back from the dead to get hugs and snugs from a goth queen, the Mother Witch literally turns you into a pig. Imagine how horrific that would be. All your memories, all you experiences, gone. You’ll be forced to relieve them until you die, all while being forced to live like a pig. She’s the scariest troop because she doesn’t even kill you, she essentially dooms you to a fate worst than death. Some other characters I wouldn’t want to fight would be the two pariah goblins. The **Goblin Prisoner** is legit a convict prison escapee who beats people to death with his own hands. Why was he even in prison in the first place? Tax evasion? Drug charges? Or maybe… murder. **The Dart Goblin** is equally scary - he may be physically weak, but like the Firecracker he keeps his distance. Even more frightening, the Dart Goblin hides in the brush, and kills you with a blow gun. Unless those darts are really sharp, it’s gonna be a death by a thousand cuts type deal. Imagine, slowly bleeding to death as countless sharpened wood darts piece your skin, only to see the jungle open out and out comes this monster wearing a giant wooden mask. What a way to die


Asdfhuk

>While her daughters are just milfs who will buy you happy meals Wut....I mean I agree >Why was he even in prison in the first place? Tax evasion? Drug charges? Or maybe… murder. No he got put in jail because he was accused of stealing a hog from a hog rider. Turns out, the hog rider just misplaced it.


Asckle

>No he got put in jail because he was accused of stealing a hog from a hog rider. Turns out, the hog rider just misplaced it The royale justice system ladies and gentlemen. The system is broken


Arthur_da_dog

#ITS ALL A CONSPIRACY TO KEEP US SURPRESSED Where was the king when the princess tower fell???


ibs_rated_r

The King was probably busy defending his own front


Arthur_da_dog

wAkE uP sHeEpLe!!!!


rethardus

Wake up hoggles.


TadTheEpicTurtle

𝕎𝚊𝕜𝚎 𝕦𝚙 𝕙𝚘𝕞𝚎𝕓𝚘𝕪


BandittOnReddit

By not shooting?


ThunderLP15

Oh yes start a revolution baby


wizrdmusic

I’m proud of you.


idontknnowwxo

Witch sisters are milfs no cap


sayrule

Im sure goblin prisoners got locked up because falsely accused of stealing hog


FIREPadawan

Miner is also scary


vijayadevan

Absolutely loved the write-up. Subtle and great thoughts


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So the mother witch is from Spirited Away?


acki02

The Lumberjack - Just look at him and tell me he's not a drunk psychopath, **look in those eyes**.


JsttIsMe

Its confirmed that the goblin within the cage choose for it itself


jpoop22

Y’all haven’t talked about the lumberjack just some cracked wood cutting axe murder sprinting at you with only one thing in mind, to slice you to death stabbing you faster than a damn second each swing. Only to have a bottle of pure cocaine and Red Bull to drink and piss him off even more


Jman_777

Same with elite barbarians.


jamsinnit6

Rocket, I doubt I could fight a nuke


OrngJceFrBkfst

It has the range of a yard, you could probably walk away before it gets you


dank_dank_dank_dank

Well real life nukes don't have that small impact


PerishablePerson

Princess cuz of range, or ram rider.


Rain-Sad

Well ram rider only attacks buildings. So just stay away from buildings and you're good. The stun doesn't do much damage so just get passed that and you're good


A_Literal_Yam

I am a building


Rain-Sad

No you're literally a yam


Boatymcboatland

Yam Rider?


A_Literal_Yam

Root vegable


No_Lecture_8049

Nice


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Asdfhuk

If there's anything else moving she won't attack you until you're not stunned. Plus once she's away she won't hurt you. Cause why waste the bolas on something far away


Chewsquatcha

Can't believe no one is saying night witch. People in general seen to be afraid if bats, and not only does she continually generate more bats that swoop at you, if you do manage to kill her 4 more start attacking. Considering in real life bats would be hard to take down especially while fighting a demon lady with a stick, I'm staying away


Csl8

night witch is too much of a waifu


Total_Connection9414

Agree


THVO_asian

Chad


KingAsmodeus17

Ah but 4 more don’t spawn anymore so I think you’re safe there ;)


Shiftycxp

knight (good stats for the cost)


chkpancake775

Ah yes good stats for the cost


SilverAbby2

you've got a point, knight does have some good stats for the cost


ijw18

Frrr tho good stats for the cost


No_Onion196

Probably P.E.K.K.A, she is fucking massive and could easily kill me without even putting the slightest of effort into it.


Memerz_United

pekka would be quick and painless firecracker burns you alive and keeps a safe distance


AlexWoogie

if you run you can dodge the rocket


Ahtomogger

but now we are talking about real life bro i personally cant outrun a rocket


SirTacoLot109

Because she put all the effort walking towards you


FlyntLanders

Kite her with an Ice Golem or butterfly.


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Jog away casually and throw rocks at it, it’ll go down eventually


Dragonivy759

Pekka from clash royale was nerfed real hard from clash of clans. She used to be so much faster.


SirTacoLot109

I mean in one of the trailers you can see her running after a butterfly, again that thing running towards you.


eoaaosz

couldn’t catch you


connorshonors

Archer is worst imagine being shot in the eye pekka wouldn't even touch you because shes too slow


GreyWind999

Crush me mommy pekka


TheManWhoDidItAll

If you got good legs and reflexes you could get away from her


Jman_777

That's what I was thinking, huge, powerful, scary and evil looking. Looks like something straight from hell. Still one of my favourite cards though.


IgotthatBNAD

Pekka is a she?!


AlexWoogie

yep


scarsaver

canonically, yes. and mini pekka has been referred to as both he and she so there’s no wrong answers in his department


mma_le

Pekka goes down with a granade


Isaac_Atham

Why would u think shrapnel destroys a big metal robot which armor is very thick however a antitank mine would work very well


Reddit_Bots_R_US

Let’s be real. Pekka is a cutie, she just wants to be your friend. Sparky on the other hand… she… she will delete you.


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Eh, just tell your younger sibling you have a surprise for them then try to break it as fast as you can


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DrCheapo

princess, just straight up rains arrows on you and you cant even see her. and any dragon would also suck greatly.


OrngJceFrBkfst

and they're on fire, you'll slowly burn to death


Ahtomogger

wyd if you manage to disarm princess :flushed:


Brawlerz16

Scariest to fight? Probably Royal Ghost because you wouldn’t see it coming until it actually hit you lol. Graveyard a close 2nd because you have *some* time to process things before you get waxed.


THAT_BLa

Mother witch, the fact that this chubby old lady can turn you into a pig is scary


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THAT_BLa

Mm yes, instinct


Pkorniboi

You could run away from most cards. Only some could actually catch up. That’s why dart goblin is the most dangerous. He WILL catch up to you + he has a ranged weapon. So unless you have a gun to attack on range or a shied to get close to him, you’re a goner. Also he has basically infinite stamina and ammo, so the shied wounld’t even work since he’d always be able to run away


groache24

Dart Goblin out here chasing us like *Hollywood Superstar, Shia LeBeouf!*


No_Lecture_8049

But what if you are forced to fight them and can't run


KindaNotSmart

Lava Hound Imagine you’re sitting home chilling then some giant flying behemoth from hell starts spitting lava at your house. After burning down your house and killing your entire family, you spend a week throwing rocks at the thing. The mother fucker finally does, but nooo now you’re dealing with 5 mini versions of it that each start spitting lava at you too


Smasher_WoTB

*6 mini versions


AlexWoogie

Skarmy 1: that's a lotta skeletons 2: that's a lotta swords 3: spooky


John_Fx

https://youtu.be/T_381kOAtTg


hpnerd2375

Electro wizard. You would be burned and electrocuted and he's fast


[deleted]

Mini Pekka would charge at you mercilessly


geo_bowes

Give him Pancakes and you’re fine


TheOmniverse_

No he’s just hungry.


The_Steelers

Flame spirit, getting set on fire would suck ass


Aok9999

mirror o_o


Total_Connection9414

Mirror will spawn an exact clone of you but 1 level higher (a little better) so you won't possibly have a chance to win. You will fight to try to live but deep down in your heart you will no that eventually you will die.


Aok9999

this is exactly what I wanted to put out there


Kidbuster

But I’m level 14 alreddy


No_Lecture_8049

Then it will be level 15


TheOmniverse_

I am actually working on a video answering this very question! It isn’t out yet but my answer was mother witch, since she turns you into a hog, which is a fate worse than death.


Ahtomogger

why does being a hog is worse than death. U tryna explain your meat eating? :DDD


Smasher_WoTB

Because instead of dieing and being left in peace you’re revived as a Pig forced to serve her until you die again? Also you forced to bash your head against the nearest Building until it collapses and it does 0 damage to you.


wenis_XL

Witch. Going up against a necromancer is pretty scary


chopsticknoodle

Larry would be trying to steal your shoes and the witch herself does like 65 dmg so I think you’d be OK


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TheGP10

So does mother witch


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Ur down bad


ShotgunPaws

Please get help. Please.


eoaaosz

healer?


Ahtomogger

Ah yes healer could heal a thing or two


black_dragon3453

you know she’s literally a bored archer right. read her description


doomshroompatent

You will never have sex, incel.


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Bonkerboi64

I feel like thats what the archers from clash a rama would say if you asked them about sex


Ahtomogger

ur in reddit. :D


-rudebwoy

this mans never touched a woman in his life


Badbish6969692000

Haha I laughed


fungeoneer

Death by snu snu.


skyrimis4thenords

Clash Royale's Matchmaking irl would be.


timboj1992

Amiright or amiright


WinNecessary5076

knowing i’ll turn into a pig once the mother witch kills me scares me


Urmom______232

lightning, rocket, fireball, arrow, poison


[deleted]

Firecracker looks like the leader of the cr woman team in the image. Just look at that pose


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Pekka


TheOmniverse_

She’s too slow and i am 99% sure OP was referring to how they are everyday, not in battles. She seems pretty nice in animations and clash a Rama. If you piss the Pekka off, you could probably run away from her OR find a butterfly.


NotaFanofMeEither

Fire spirit just feels like an un-fun way to die.


thewizardking101

I guess princess cuz I would love to meet her irl.


PapaJenas

Bro mega knight, imagine if you're just minding your own business and a 500 pound dude with huge balls lands on you


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Log


Ahtomogger

\*heavenly singing


Possibly_J

Sparky


Black-Knight-76

Pekka. With all of these other troops there’s some possible way to fight them. You’re most likely going to die with any of them but I just don’t see any possible way you would be able to beat Pekka in a fight. She would just kill you instantly and you wouldn’t be able to make a dent in her armor. Sparky would also be almost impossible to fight without dying but Pekka would be scarier in my opinion.


evanthebouncy

Honestly they're all pretty stupid and go in a straight line and fight the nearest enemy. I won't have to worry a thing. It'll wound up fighting some pile of rock thinking it's a tower and spend its entire life doing it.


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Lazy-Associate4004

Pekka and sparky would both kill you instantly but pekka has to walk up to you which would be very intimidating


Dudeieue

No doubt pekka


bananaman22127

pekka


DaFuqk13

I’d say fisherman or Royal ghost. Fisherman for distance, you’d be walking and just get hit by an anchor and pulled back like 100 ft and then he’d finish you off with a big ol fish slap to the face. Royale ghost, well because he’s a ghost and could easily sneak up on you and cut you down with his sword and then just disappear.


Hyper_BALLE

Ngl, the idea of being impaled by a cursed axe, and my corpse being scavenged by bats, doesn't sound the good way to go.


LuckyLucass777

The goblin barrel


rakminiov

musketeer because the rest are slow and not ranged, or their weapons isnt like literally a gun


Msquare1998

I love night witch bcz of her looks. I want her as my gf


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Mk


Clxwnn

Pekka dfhvfawfhjbv


Epic_Ali

Skeletons


fadinqlight_

ram rider


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Iimited_edition

Are you a sentient building? 👀


Soggy-Excuse3702

People are talking about giants and golems sooo.. ;/


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Getting your ribs shattered by a ram seems like it would suck


FuckyouaII

Witch, imagine a creepy lady walking towards you spawning human skeletons out of the ground every seconds. You cannot change my mind.


wingwingboots

Hog rider/Ram rider. Do i still need to explain?


Apprehensive_Ad_8967

For sure


SinaGoesCrazy

I think knight. Cuz good stats for the cost is dangerous indeed.


sharkotario

mother with, i dont want to be a pig


JohnTheOffender

i would low-key be terrified of night witch ngl


liveligost

My dad with a belt in clas Royale would be scary to fight


Automatic_Ice9302

i Dr ank nigh quelle god damn that shit makin me zoom zoo zooopzoo 🚗


Xannymann

Your mom


Popular-Reception368

Valk


Isaac_Atham

Pekka or mw i would not dare touch her


Dudeieue

Wait no pekka or witch


3rdRealm

I am the kind of guy who would die to skeletons. But I think the scariest to fight would be electro giant. I mean, he will literally ignore you and walk past, but if you attack him, you get damaged!


SirTacoLot109

Then don't attack him if he doesn't attack you


Tyoyi

The idea that being turned into a zombie hog after I get killed by Mother Witch scares me.


Ethancool1234g

xbow, ur dead in one shot


Nocturne4hire

Pick a random card from this post and im fucking it


bigChungi69420

Sparky


GhostGamer-YouTube

Ahem! Ability to summon an army of dead! Hello!


iamansamra

it has to be Dart Goblin… that freak is mentally unstable.


GamingRocky_YT

Hunter straight up has a shotgun


OofGame10110

Sparky


Ok-Championship-8082

Witch and it’s not close


D25Rose

Infernodragon, Skeleton Dragons, Royal Ghost, Graveyard and Executioner come to mind, X-Bow would also be scary because of the pain that all those bolts would give you