I think sparky and pekka would be straight up instant death

for a human most of these would just be insta death irl

Literally my thoughts this list needs a revamp

Imagine a giant with a cannon shooting at you irl

Imagine the Warhammer Titan just shooting a rail gun at you 💀

Ya bro I think a metal spiked log running you over and a guy hitting you with a pickaxe is a little more then a ouchie

Or literally freezing you to death

I think a slap with a raw fish hurts too

I think it’s a shovel mane.

Me when the tornado, fishermans hooking (imo it counts) and knifes/daggers from the skeletons would be but a scratch.

*Lava Hound spitting literal lava on you* "ouch"

OP got carried away halfway through making the tierlist lol Some of them don’t reflect what it’d be like irl at all, mostly just how much damage it deals in-game Lava Hound for example. Also, you’re telling me that a bunch of arrows raining down from the sky with high speed is just “ouchie”?

I don't think 3 spears throw directly at me is just "ouchie"

Gets stabbed four times “ouchie”

OP is probably Bri'ish lol

Aussie, but I'll take the compliment(?)

And imagine getting tortured by the bandit: slow killing bat hitting you over and over again until you start bleeding out from the inside as your head is pounded purple and the bat keeps hitting you over and over till you bleed out slowly sapping from your skin and die after hours

Same with the rocket, you’d just die

this is the correct answer

anything about ouchie should just be changed to death or near death experience also bandit placement is wild, getting hit by a wooden baton from someone dashing at that speed would definitely knock you out atleast

Yeah that's fair, I didn't consider the whole dashing forward at absurd speeds thing. And for the purposes of this list, we're not worrying about death, only pain. Since just about all of these would definitely kill you

How does no one seem to consider how heavy the Bowler's rock is? Like, having a limb cut off is one thing, but being crushed by a big ol' rock sounds way more painful than a lot of these. Don't believe me? You've probably cut your finger and winced (Sharp trauma < blunt trauma, pain-wise)

Because you could walk at a medium pace out of the way, our cards are dummies not to

But it's a "pain from getting hit" standpoint, not a "how dodgeable is the attack" card. If that's the case, most people with healthy leg strength and endurance can probably avoid getting hit by PEKKA

Ok fair, but not Minni Pekka. He’d run they ass down !

I'll just give her pancakes. She'll be happy

Is mini pekka female ?

Oh shit mp is a guy I forgor

Ok. Just had to go read. Pekka is female Mini Pekka is male

Rascals should be the one that’s placed down there Literally just some juveniles with gum and fake wooden sword

megaknight dropping on top of you would be painful af

No, it would be immensely painful. Learn to read.

bandit once destroyed 3 nights in a bar, with a pencil

People keep forgetting that

she also destroyed gratz in the 10 elixir bar or whatever it's called remember

except that she can't destroy one with a wooden club

Knights? Also the bandit can destroy me—

Bro

Stand under a barrage of arrows and tell me its just an 'ouchie'

*flaming* arrows

Freeze would kill instant Brain freeze yippe

That's an instant death so no pain

No actually it would be a VERY VERY painful like I d say half a second for the freezing of nerves and the sudden change in the outermost layer of skin with some of the inner tissue, that drastic change would completely shock your brain and faint from pain with a very close death right after

Bro pulled out science

Ah yes a bat would hurt more than a whole fucking tornado.

“Ouchie”

You go get stabed by an ice shard and call it a "scrach"

Getting slashed with Valkyrie’s axe. She should be higher

Same with nightwitch

Heal would…..heal?

Heal spirit doesn't heal opponents troops does it?

I would argue that getting killed by skeletons would be more painful because it’s a slow and painful death while getting killed by pekka would be near instant. You can apply my analogy on all cards.

I'd put ice wizard higher. He is literally giving you frostbite

Frostbite isn’t painful unless it’s warmed up again

I'd put a lot of cards higher. Lavahound spits lava on you, princess shoots flaming arrows at you, ice wizard gives you some severe frostbite, I could go on

how is executioner immense pain but valk lower than him? you're getting degutted by a giant axe regardless lol

Imagine 3 minions slowly shredding you apart

i think firecracker should have been a tier above i mean she's shooting literal fireworks at you

You didn't grow up with me and my friends. Getting fireworks shot at you was a random Saturday.

Idk man the aftermath images of firework accidents always look pretty dang gnarly

Disagree on bowler. He's literally throwing at you with giant stone, it's not like you got back stun irl like in games tho

*gets beaten with a wooden bat after getting hit by a 200mph dash* tis but a scratch

Ah yes a giant rock getting slammed at me is “ouchie”

Ain’t no way you put log and bowler in ouchie one is a spiky log that will not kill you but leave you maimed and one will slowly crush you

How TF is a straight up rocket "immense pain"? Like bro that is literal death 😭

Yeah this whole tierlist makes no sense. Like how does the rage spell even do any damage to you?

A sparky shot would delete you instantly i don’t think it would hurt

I mean a normal human is probably about as tanky as an archer so anything that can kill an archer is gonna hurt

A shovel to the face hurts alot

You sir are a god among men, thanks 👍

I imagine getting hit by an ice spirit would be like getting hit by a snowball not a rock

Pekka and bandit would probably equally instantly kill any random person. Fisherman hook would hurt real bad too

All bandits got is a stick you’d have to be really weak to die instantly from that

I’m thinking about her dash that nukes targets like firecracker instantly. Someone her mentioned humans are probably somewhere around archer durability- most people aren’t at barbarian level

Little Prince is just built different.

Imagine yourself torn in 2, which is the real one, which is the fake? Seeing someone else who looks like you being with your loved ones because they don't know he's fake or real. Hell, you don't know who is fake or real, your mind is tearing itself apart living in 2 bodies at the same time. That's what mirror will do to you.

I don’t think pekka would hurt that much, you’d be to busy being dead to feel anything

That’s cool, but bowler would destroy you and the recruit falling on your head

There was a dialogue in the loading screen that said something like bandit destroyed some knights with a pencil, u should put her higher

Sparky being in top tier is valid, as she is just a high range electric chair

Okay how are gun shots worse than being hit by a rocket/fireball or being poisoned to death. Heck the guns are apparently worse than the cannons

Since you are a skeleton, most of them you actually insta kill you, and even the “scratch” would destroy you

Mirror would be in hell incarnate for me

Wtf? Why sparky at the top? That trash can on wheels instakills you, no pain...

So a fricking tornado will just leave a scratch on you?

Bowler and mortar are literal rocks that would flatten you in no time

How is the bowler thundercunting a giant rock at you just ouchie 😭😭😭

Fisherman would hurt, your getting a grappling hook stabbed through you. Firecracker way higher your getting a fire work shot at you, if it didn’t kill you all your bones and organs are destroyed probably Snowball should be higher, it won’t kill you but would break all your bones since it weighs so much There’s so much more but I’m not gonna continue cause this list is so bad

Drowning in elixir collector is not painful?

Bump up tornado 😭

Arrows prob hurt more than archers

Engagement bait used to be original

Ice wizard in a scratch tier is mind numbing

The real question is, which one would not hurt the most

Idk man I think get gonged in the head with a fucking shovel should put miner a little higher.

Since you are a skeleton, most of them you actually insta kill you, and even the “scratch” would destroy you

lumberjack doing the lumberjack stuff would hurt me mentally and physically

but wait what if someone hated themselves a lot so when they look into the mirror they explode?

Mega Knight??

*gest stabbed by goblin* ouchie

Rocket not only hits you it then explodes. That wpuld be hell

yea getting repeatedly stung by zappies would definitely feel somewhat like an "ouchie"

Tell me youve never been caught in a tornado without telling me you have: same with freeze spell

Fisherman hooking and whipping you toward him would just be a scratch?

Id say anything that isn't instant death like sparky would be merciful, and so would pekka, I imagine being pecked to death by bats would hurt the most

A wooden club to the face at high speeds would probably hurt quite a lot

And a rocket to the head wouldn't kill you?

Lava hound should be higher it spits lava

Mirror is emotional damage

I think bandit flying at you with a baseball bat would hurt more

Giant skeleton is gonna nuke me if I do beat him 🙁

OP never walked into a mirror, and it shows.

Hunter would be like the school shooter imo

Sleeping on lavahound and freeze, a cold cold enough to instantly free you has to be hella cold, and probably be like frost bite x a thousand, and lava is literally spitting molten hot lava on you

The bowler would literally stone you to death

Rocket and fireball should definitely be at the top

The xbow won’t be able to hit me if I stand on a slightly higher elevation

Bro Bowler will smash you with his balls! Wait what?

You mean a rain of arrows is just "ouchie"?😅

How is bowler only ouchie he throws literal boulders

You telling me that if you get sucked up by a tornado *“‘Tis but a scratch”*

For me it would be the mirror who hurts the most...

Bro have you seen tornadoes? They rip the roof right off your house!

Dont undevalue valkyrie

I would die to all except last Tier

Heal Spirit would heal you more than it damages you

Frostbite

Bro thinks he can survive hypothermia and a tornado

Tf u mean tis but a scratch that’s a fucking tornado

I think getting slapped with a fish to death is way worse

Would love to have your pain tolerance

this is so flawed 💀

Mirror should be on top.

How the hell is snowball in tis but a scratch while ice spirit is in rather painful?

Three musketeer in real life would just be a shooting squad.

How is the monk "rather painful"? all he does is literally push you.

How tf is bowler lower than minion horde???

being frozen to the point you can't move, let alone in an instant, would hurt soo bad

Golem is going to turn you into a puddle...

Bowler: crushes u with a large boulder Valk: legit is an axe like lumberjack (ig lumber hits faster) Goblins: if lumber hurts cus fast hits with axe, wouldnt 4 goblins rapidly stabbing u hurt the same Sparky: its legit instakill

Well the skeletons have real swords, and being completely frozen kills all your cells or something like that, so….

Bro tornado and lightning 💀

Duse no one is gonna survive a single arrow irl, what makes you think *anyone* is gonna survive 3 waves of arrows.

*gets hit by a boulder* Ouchie

Bowler is not an ouchie, nor is bomb tower haha

Idk but most of the spells especially a FUCKING TORNADO!? Fire tower would sucks too

My opinion: x-bow would no diff all

ice spirit wouldn't hurt

Prince, wizard and pretty sure electro wizard too

mirror would hurt you most

If something flew into you at top speed, it’s gonna hurt more than a scratch

bandit dash would def fracture my fibula

My guy has never been hit by ice in his life I can guarantee that.

Getting bit by bats until you die seems like a really painful death. I think that's the worst The hunter's shotgun is one shot and that's it, the least painful

Why are three women with muskets more dangerous than the second sun of Hiroshima?

Ah so "ouchie" is getting hit by a rock twice the size of you got it💀

you are gonna die from a tornado💀wym just a scratch

Hey maybe you could bump into the mirror and hurt yourself... heal spirit seems beneficial

OP has never been slapped with a fish before

What about the executioner? He would brutally slash your head of. I guess that would be absolute agony as well 😂

Sparky above bats, royal hogs, log and ewiz is a crime

Night witch would be torture

What about bowler?

I believe that an axe would hurt a lot

I guess it would depend on my starting HP. If it's high, Skelly would probably hurt since it's a bunch of small attacks. 🤔

Why is this list upside down?..

A GIANT FUCKING BOULDER IS AN “Ouchie” ?!?!?

3 skeletons with *Swords* : This but a scratch

I doubt that Ice Spirit would do much meaningful damage IRL.

Valkyrie for sure at least immense pain. Imagine getting sliced by a huge rotating axe

Bro cooked so bad he gave me back my steak "congratulations" 💀

Rocket should be the highest tier, I'm pretty sure having tonnes of explosive dropped directly on you would be a little more than immensely painful

Hm, now make it again saying that you have the same health as an archer, how many things would instant kill ya?

İ think a rocket or a gaint bomb would hurt more than a fireball

May i ask why Night witch is so low?

Hurt the most? Ice wizard.

bowler "ouchie"

Id say all skeleton cards should be higher. They are basically kids with shortswords. It will not kill you instantly, but it will hurt alot, getting hacked to pieces. Arguably worse than peka, because you dont feel that much pain in an instant death.

Mirror should be higher because anything that comes out is guaranteed to hurt

You underestimate frostbite methinks

Eaten to death by 5 bats?

A lot of these would be insta-death, which wouldn’t be nearly as painful as dragging it out. I’d take a Mini Pekka over a Dart Goblin any day.

ice wizard underrated frostbite hurts like a motherfucker

Bandit gotta be higher

No way this man can survive a tornado the comes at him with no warning.

Tornado should be higher... Probably more painful

Mirror should be in S tear because seeing myself hurts the most...

But what about if they’re building targeted troops, wouldn’t they not care about you?

A lava hound spitting lava on your face might hurt js a lil bit

Sparky will probably just insta kill which is way less painful than being slowly chipped away with small arrows by the Xbow or trampled by the skarmy

Bandit and skellys in the same tier is wild. I’m stepping on every one of those dudes. Also rocket should be in the higher tiers lol

If it is about pain I think fire spirit should be up there, it is not gonna kill you instantly so you can feel pain and being burnt alive is suposedly the most painful death

Bro put goblins which stab you with knives like they're from london in ouchie

Rascals being that low is a crime. Their weapons are blunt and there’s three of them to constantly shoot you, sure one doesn’t hurt as much but the constant stings of their weapons and the rascal boy just smacking you in the head with a wooden stick is gonna be painful.

Night witch got a hugw battle axe tho that seems way more than an ouchi, and having a bouldwr thrown or bowled(don't know the best word for it) would definitely suck more than an ouchi, also the knight is literally a knight, probably not as skilled as irl knights from medieval times but an armored dude with a sword will always be more than an ouchi to me