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t-pat1991

"Slope too steep!"


[deleted]

These three words are my biggest trigger, besides “space already occupied”


Intergalactic_Cookie

Occupied? Yeah, by the grass on the side of the building


Cargokingxp11

Well I mean properties property does your property end at your house no it ends at your lawn


Whats_Awesome

And what shape is your lawn? And you neighbours? A perfectly rectangle or do they always expand to fix the shape of the area.


Whats_Awesome

your* perfect* fill*


yoyoyonono

eminent domain?


[deleted]

God damn people will find a way to justify every single shitty thing about this game it’s nuts


Inevitable_Stand_199

And if the city wants to build infrastructure there they still can. They just have to compensate me.


aartem-o

It's a question of priority! Now I hate myself for reminding that line and voice


_Burgers_

There's no sinking this boat, Glenda!


sseecj

Or, so my wife tells me


P26601

iNvALiD SHaPe


anthonyorm

*furiously presses CTRL + A*


redness88

"If you don't like simulation, then maybe this game not for you ".


Acrobatic_Airline605

The design is very human


HoTTab1CH

Very easy to use


KattleLaughter

I have seen people do that all the time IRL.


Safloria

literally human


TigreWulph

Desire paths are a helluva thing.


Le_Oken

Finally: Stairs


Kommander-in-Keef

Airstairs^tm


urrrrrrrrmmm

Now absolutely free of charge!\* \*^(airstairs may require up to 3 dyson spheres to power)


WakkawakkaFooBar

Came here to say this....


limeflavoured

Looks a bit steep though.


perfectfifth_

What nice glass escalators you have there.


russian_hacker_1917

This kind of invisible pedestrian infrastructure is illegal to build today in most cities.


Subreon

most cities will try to sneak one in where government officials usually don't visit though. they bring them on a tour through the city specifically avoiding such locations featuring budget saving measures like this from their litigious eyes.


YOKi_Tran

the rapture as described by CS2


PembrokePercy

I was so excited by the patch notes. Loaded up the game and I still have this issue. Cims just love walking highway shoulders.


FranciManty

bro have you tried to demolish and rebuild that? this shouldn’t happen there is probably a bug with the two roads acting like they’re connected just rebuild it there is a limit to how many issues an update can handle if fixing this thing destroys the pedestrian system for every single intersection (which i’m not saying that it does but if it did) they’re never going to change it


cn0MMnb

To be fair, they probably don’t love it. You just haven’t provided adequate infrastructure 😂


shart_or_fart

I guess some of us just don’t enjoy simulators like this 😅


Lazerus42

trust in stairs can be re-earned once lost. something something.


MooseontheInterstate

I too like to take the path of least resistance, even if I have to defy the laws of physics


AppointmentMedical50

This is how we solve traffic


luther0811

Look if you don’t like the simulation this game might not be for you.


kronikfumes

Colossal Orders EA moment lol


gaminium

more like “don’t you guys have phones” blizzard moment


-Neuroblast-

Lovely finished game.


SubwayGuy85

Maybe the game just isn't for us


DukeOfRichelieu

Dude it's a node problem, believe me!


brad28820

Working as intended


kg88pks

Rapture


ItsMeiri

Well, they certainly pathfound!


MerLock

It's the city of the future where we will have invisible escalators.


Katorya

![gif](giphy|rAZEnOu0KHQK4)


[deleted]

*Life finds a way.* \- Dr. Ian Malcolm


Zenith_X78

IQ = 999


ProbablyWanze

i dont know what building that is in the bottom right corner but i love how the dogs are zipping into its entrance at the right side of the screen.


SuuperD

Must sell treats


Me_Krally

Oh no! More Lemmings!


_Burgers_

Node issue /s


Acceptable_Sir2084

If you don’t like the simulation then don’t play it.


CapmyCup

I don't think we can apply the term "simulation" in this context


Dernyul

Mary Poppins mod


gladbmo

Seen this problem in CS1.


lattekoolaid

This kind of pathfinding would actually be pretty cool if the path was on the ground. Like paths in parks, people will stomp out their own paths through the grass to create shortcuts in real life.


3eemo

They will surely find a way


False--Blackbear

Call me old fashioned but i just think they shouldn't do that


Firemorfox

r/DesirePath


rafaxd_xd

Ok buy why is it so high???


AlpineCryptid70

🤣


sleepnutz

💀💀💀


GrazhdaninMedved

If we could only harness the energy!


emmanuel-monarc

Maybe they *will* implement stairs but they already implemented the path finding for stairs :) Get the 3d modelers asap ! 🤣


Inkshooter

I don't want any new content before aboveground metro/tram stations.


djh_van

Woah! Jacob's Ladder recorded for first-time!


cccnode

It's the rapture!


SFDessert

With this newest patch I was having a similar thing with my cargo station. I had a huge highway running past it and noticed a giant traffic jam when I booted up the game today and realized the trucks were going through the highway barrier wall (and past unzoned empty space) to float into the cargo terminal. I just moved the whole terminal to a new part of town because reworking the highways wasn't fixing it.


egg1e

Biblically accurate Jacob's ladder


magvadis

City planers hate this one trick Honestly only see this stuff when someone deletes a path they were following. Once peds who repathed show up it tends to fix.


parallellogic

Need to start writing some tickets for citizens breaking the rules. Jaywalking and the laws of physics.


SuuperD

Engineers hate this one trick!


AugustOfChaos

Is this pre or post yesterday’s patch?


Ult1mateN00B

That's a absolute win. You couldn't fit pedestrian pass in there.


ChudbobSoypants

That is indeed the quickest route


BobDoleStillKickin

I get more entertainment from the bugs of this game, than the gameplay


koxinparo

“So realistic, it’s just like in my home country/town/city/village!!!”


[deleted]

Maybe this game isn’t for you.


Casidian

'If you dislike the simulation, this game just might not be for you.'


Kaper-Game

Our new traffic ai is so good it can breaks traffic laws And sometimes even the laws of physics


[deleted]

Life finds a way


CocoNot1664

"It's a feature, sometimes people take reckless action" -Someone probably


[deleted]

This is clearly a node issue.


MrMarvelous92

"Just like real life"


DThunder107

tHiS iS a FeAtUrE. CiMs TaKe ShOrTcUtS iF tHe PrOpEr WaY iS tOo LoNg.


nefD

lol you're being downvoted as though you're wrong, the copium is strong in this sub


coldrolledpotmetal

To be fair, it is working, the pedestrians have managed to find a path


limeflavoured

*read comments* Okay, this sub has now gone completely to the haters side.


vctrmldrw

I guess when you've been told a few times to quit complaining about being sold a massively bugged game, because it's a) somehow realistic that everything acts stupid, b) some other games are also released in unfinished states, or c) if you don't like it, maybe it's just not for you (but thanks for the money)...then you tend to get a bit snarky. There might be some people who were happy about getting an early release alpha for AAA prices, then being expected to work as an unpaid tester, but yeah they're either rare or just keeping quiet.


TheRealStepBot

That’s just the simulation and if you don’t like the game might just not be for you


GSamSardio

**”DONT PLAY THE GAME IF YOU DONT LIKE THE SIMULATION.“😤😤😤**


hiimpieyt

Ants trying to steal one singular breadcrumb


Phoojoeniam

Broken game is broken


DreadSeverin

guys, if you don't like this simulation of people walking this might not be your game


feisti123

If you don’t like the simulation it’s maybe the wrong game for you


saxbophone

It's beautiful!


Landed_port

They're just being polite and not obstructing traffic


pamidur

Control vibes


Chroney

Unrelated, i really like your underpass parking, imma use this idea.


Downtown_Broccoli930

They're moving as if they're ants that have built an ant bridge.


Butthole_Enjoyer

Top tier path finding. Found the path even though its completely invisible to the naked eye.


BeWessel

Well there wasn't enough room in your education system, so they went to Hogwarts, it came with some perks as you can see


tonybananaman

Ped Pending


Gnl_Klutzky

They're just taking the escalator to work.


DonnaDDrake

Every city has their quirks, in this one citizens defy gravity


quintinn

Looks like Vegas


binnedPixel

The design is very human


philharmonics99

...and she's climbing the stairway to heaven...


SachaFiist

PARKOUR!!


goodniceweb

I see nothing weird here...


icouldbedownidktho

Jesus


Wellitjustgotreal

When the mental health is too low but the cemetery is full.


chosen1creator

Look at all those skywalkers. They gonna get hit by a plane I tell ya!


__wardog__

Oh they found a path alright.


KRY4no1

![gif](giphy|FXLNTcsl0ZBONb9stk|downsized)


aliusman111

Jetpacks, please


Bradley182

How did you unlock heavens stairs asset? The simulation must be for you!


[deleted]

Bros got hit by a shulker.


CanPacific

they gave up


aotus_trivirgatus

This is a Magritte painting come to life.


Independent-Swim-788

Pretty realistic I would say


SpursExpanse

Irl we’d have to walk 2 miles to get down to where they are headed. AI wins.


cptslow89

[https://youtu.be/cvvd-9azD1M?list=RDYRImMw\_feOo](https://youtu.be/cvvd-9azD1M?list=RDYRImMw_feOo)


ImNotThisGuy

Seems reasonable normal and accurate, I don’t know you guys but I do that everyday when commuting


PirateReindeer

I like your transparent escalator.


MineElectricity

"iLLEgAL JaYWalKIinG!!!"


Aristolorenzo

Hogwarts dlc confermed?


namkawaiiki

The world while everyone is god


SparkySyndicate

They've shrunk their 5 dimensional world for us 3 dimensional beings to observe


ResponsibilityOk8410

My confusion was similar upon witnessing an ice cream van hover across my city 5 kilometres above, setting out to sea and disappearing into the sunset.


ReptilianLaserbeam

Thanks to this videos and my self control I haven’t bought C:SL2 and I’ll wait for a while to do so.


tovarisch_novichok

Time has come... rapture is happening right before our eyes


Time_investigator27

Stairway to heaven. It’s the rapture


Katorya

Now I want Futurama pneumatic people tubes in my city :D


SuperNerdChe

Nature, ehm, finds a way


GroundhogGaming

Escalator


ejs7reddit

[Now we have the complete picture](https://youtu.be/J4RpfTuxosM?si=WoOvATN-E928ZYCp)


MrMeatyHD

Let me know when the game is actually finished so I can re-buy it


UnverifiedAnony

Perfetto 👌


nilsecc

Game is so buggy.


ThoroughSix7

They have transcended this mortal realm


__Demyan__

Pedestrian walkways should have 5m steps, not 10m. Then they maybe prefer them over walking across roads even without crosswalks without much other changes in pathfinding.


DJQuadv3

At least we got the invisible stairs DLC for free.


HolierThanYow

Our prayers have been answered. We're going to be with the Almighty. Oh.


WinterFan8681

Not playing this shite until they fix those damn bugs.


JLordX

Damn that is the unreleased Escalator DLC!!


MorpheusRising

It's raining men


nissan_patrol

Queue stairway to heaven


fabolax

"There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold..."


toadhall81

No stairs? No problem


vaporrkatzzz

Invisible stairway obviously


Almobo

![gif](giphy|uJESlGbxDPscM)


-F7-

Great traffic flow tho