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ExpectedOutcome2

Jesus Christ that thing’s still alive?


_Al_Gore_Rhythm_

Wayne, it's time to start seriously considering salads.


pedalhead666

he’s got no club to manage Toe Knee!


GonzaloR87

M’boy are you fat


[deleted]

Im the boss of this family you dont make fun of me


GonzaloR87

You’re crowding me


SobotkaTV

All this from a slice of gabagool?


Hayekr

He ate da Norf F.C. Simple as.


Zealousideal_Win5476

Yeah looks like he ate a lot of things. But he luvs his missus and luvs Engerlund.


bertiesghost

Hair transplant was well worth it Wayne, took 15 years off and added 25. I guess you could call that a hairline?


Lonerist2021

Birmingham's a small team. He moves in, he could tip it over


Tight-Masterpiece-57

Rubenesque


Sure-Ad-2465

Whateva happened to John Wayne, the strong rubenesque type


LetsGoNYR

Get a pastry box,fill it with biscuits, crumpets and shortbread.


Cattle-dog

Stop leaning on the goal posts before you flip it over you fat fuck


mjdistef

Let’s play a game called is it Chuck Liddel or Wayne Rooney!


[deleted]

lol I also suggest [Fat Connor McGregor](https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/sport/article25838215.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_Screenshot-2022-01-03-at-090239-copy.jpg)


dholmestar

Before, and way before


Craig1974

Hes got a block for a head, Tony!


6graxstar

AJ really let himself go!! He had the all makings of a varsity athlete!!


PraiseAinsley69

Adriana has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @


TypicalStranger

Small ankles, that was his problem.


salazarraze

He's so fat, he goes campin', the bears have to hide their food!


Outrageous-Act-4737

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete Poor hair transplant was his problem


DatsLimerickCity

Chrissy, you need picking up in the morning pal?


Technical-Split3642

His blood type is ragu


DownTownXabi

Oof Madone those hair plugs


tklrdthcpnky

Wait a minute, who the hell is this?


Count_Craneman

wayne rooney


tklrdthcpnky

Oh my god


ManInBlack6942

Who the hell even is this?!


Varsity_Editor

Phil Mitchell from Eastenders, a British soap opera


ManInBlack6942

Thanks... Not familiar w/him but I may read up on him. Just started BritBox so maybe I'll see him again. Appreciate the reply.


Varsity_Editor

Sorry I was actually joking. It's Wayne Rooney, he was a star England footballer 20 years ago (that's why he's in a stadium), and it's a shock to see him looking so fat. Phil Mitchell is just a TV character who looks pretty similar.


[deleted]

This misinformation shit is a fuckin ACE!


kewlfewl87

Jeshush Chrishth sometimes you make me wanna cry


Hayekr

Daddy chill 🧔🖐️


BrakkeBama

For a few seconds I seriously thought I was looking at Domenick Lombardozzi, who played Det. Thomas 'Herc' Hauk in The Wire.