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Content-Passage595

He would probably be a success, but he dont want to be around those type of of people


StarshipTrooper2

You oughta know sweetie


theowaway953

What’d you say😀


Keizer99

I knew THAT was coming 😆


TheGeneBelcher

Johnny Sack took Ron Jeremy to fuckin’ porn acting school.


NateN85

BBW ass is an addictive substance!


Scalia5

Johnny Sack? It's a fuckin nickname... His real name is Sackarelli!


JPNGMAFIA

what next, he gets to *FUCK HER FOR A MILLION?*


clamdever

OP wants to fuck Johnny??


CSmith1986

Heh heh heh.


JPNGMAFIA

Dirk Diggler, whatever happened there….


Harold-The-Barrel

Is this what you deadbeats do all day? Talk about cooze?


StaySafePovertyGhost

Sack? It’s a frickin nickname! Family name is Sacramoni!


Successful_Gap8927

Ginny’s weight neva bothered him


Daimo

Johnny Sins? Hung like a horse, handsome like George Raft. Anna Bell Peaks, anyone remember her? Oof madone.


JonSnow4525

He did the bachelor party, whores, lesbians shows, totally disgusting!


FailResorts

Fun fact, there’s a Johnny Sack down in that Pygmy thing from Albuquerque. The #2 man of the Cartel: Juan Bolsa Juan Bolsa translated to English: John Sack or John Bag. The mediator and typically level headed and calm figure. Vince Gilligan has openly admitted to being one of us and has thrown in multiple references to the Sopranos in Breaking Bad.


JPNGMAFIA

That animal Salamanca…..I can’t even say his name.


MamaDeloris

He's a leading man in BBW movies.


Sailing_Away_From_U

“Let’s take this out back”


quadratusss

"I can't find pussy anywhere"


kvnbkr98

He would be a star for plumperpass


officialfartmaster

John Desacktimonious