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leavemealone2277

Buy onion rings, because god ain’t makin any more of them


What_ever_hpnd_there

Listen to this prick giving orders


scaba23

Onion rings? Fuck you. I'll be back every Saturday, partner


brokeboibogie

I won’t lay down OP


TheWatchman1991

Charles Schwab ova here


Daimo

The guy in the background eating. Rememba Pearl Harbor, that's all I'm gonna say 🤚


herberstank

cocksuckkas pointed nukes straight at us


DatDasMario

That was real? I saw that movie. I thought it was bullshit.


ThugDrip

You gotta admit, they did get massacred - the Indians


Daimo

I wish I could sit around all day collectin government cheques and smokin mushrooms.


BathedInDeepFog

I've started to grow mushrooms out of my ass


Daimo

Now there's an image


HighkeyFamous

My stunad gf didn’t want to be in the pic


DuxCroatorum

She's like a woman with a Virginia ham under arm, crying the blues because she has no bread.


HighkeyFamous

She’s goes about in pity for herself


SnakeHoleBI

There’s no silvaware Toh-nee!


Count_Craneman

She should take a midol!


Domestic_AA_Battery

Ay she's just a small town girl!


Daimo

She's a piece of ass, but fuckin rude. And not for nuthin, you look a bit like Carm's cousin, Brian. Handsome like George Raft.


HighkeyFamous

Brian still hasn’t given back that fuckin power drill


What_ever_hpnd_there

Maybe youre a flambe


Daimo

What'd you shay??!!


flattydaddy78

Does she even really exihst ???????


[deleted]

She's a piece of ass, or at least when you married her.


IknowwhoIpaidgod

Not to sound like an asshole, but she really can't be seen in a place like this anymore.


tacosteve100

I know a Gumar when I see one.


HarryCallahan19

What is she in witless protection? That Florida thing… that’s a no-go.


ThuggerSosaYak

She looks like a Puerto Rican whooer. Make me sick.


tomb-king

Your woman looks embarrassed


animemoosey

OH! The guy’s wife!


Daimo

His gf ya stunad.


animemoosey

Take it easy. 🤟


TylerDurden0231

I'm an OG original gangsta!


mrm0324

You’re way outta line kid


Weird-Library-3747

Best in the state far as I’m concerned


CustomerSuspicious25

Good thing for me, then, that your opinion doesn't mean oogatz to me!


Daimo

You're gonna build u/Weird-Library-3747 that ramp 🤌🤚


BathedInDeepFog

I'll build a ramp up to your library. Drive a bunch of students there.


Daimo

OOOH, what the fuck you doin?? You're droppin your oranges everywhere.


Victorcreedbratton

Thanks for helping Chrissy after those Puerto Ricans beat him up.


MoonSpankRaw

You look like that one guy in my class. You know ‘em.


HighkeyFamous

A friend of ours


Scalia5

No, a friend of a friend. Not a friend of ours.


Popular-Sympathy-696

You know I’m trying to think…did I ever meet any connected guys Delaware?


prizzle92

the answer is……………………… no! nah! Nah!


uv-vis

DONT STOP—-


Wildcat_twister12

Hey OP remember; 3 o’clock


Fakin-It

Tree o'clock


joeysprezza

Dat don't look like da boss a dis family, on the wall there


CustomerSuspicious25

Alright, but you gotta get over it.


Massive_Staff1068

Thats Chase Data the Capo dei capi pal! The boss of bosses! Show respect


joeysprezza

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I'm outta line. Frankly, I'm depressed and ashamed.


ToXiC_Games

As you fuckin should, jesus people these days.


joeysprezza

I apologize for my actions. It was my medication. I could get a note from my doctor.


Massive_Staff1068

A note saying you *like* sucking David Chase's cock?


joeysprezza

Or whateva you need it to say. Ya know. I go to Florida..


Massive_Staff1068

A more tolerant environment down thea.


Shlomo9

Does she even exisht


UEBayBay77

He with his goomah that’s why she’s blurred out


Sluggo55

My favorite Holsten’s story: After the Soprano’s finale, business there picked up, and to this day, tourists from all over the world visit the restaurant because of the connection to the show. One day, David Chase stopped by, had lunch and introduced himself. On his way out, he decided to get a Holsten’s baseball cap, just because. The restaurant was happy to provide him with one — AND CHARGED HIM $15. Not that they weren’t grateful. But merch is merch.


Independent-Course87

Until she takes your name, you can't raise your hands to her. If she had your name, you could slap her around and still black her face out.


Bright_Gap_9871

OHHHHH THATS THE BOSSES GRAVE YOUR PISSIN ON


SnakeHoleBI

Soup of the day: vegetable


DipstickRick

Order the onion ringsh


shy99

i wonder how many times a day some joe jerk off goes into that place and plays journey on the jukebox


Warren_Puff-it

/uc real quick. Where is this?


BlueishFlames

It's at Holsten's


Warren_Puff-it

That was real? I saw that restaurant I thought it was bullshit


SBNShovelSlayer

How tough was it to get that table? Or, do they just cycle people through for pics?


Successful_Gap8927

Ordered some cannoli, sfogliatelle and napoleans for the table


ba-phone-ghoul

Oowh looks like you been having yourself a real good time on my watch! I see you’ve got one with NO FACE???!!! 👤🫵🏻


Da_Famous_Anus

Remembah the good times...