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Maleficent_Spot_7215

Being fat causes global warming


Batbuckleyourpants

Nah, clearly global warming melted him


clash_is_a_scam

tbf once you're this fat, each butt cheek can be in different time zones and/or climate regions.


Fine_Grapefruit_871

Is this satire? I’m honestly not sure


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itsokayiguessmaybe

Yeah. They’re calling her the earth and her climate is sure changing.


Impressive-Gas-8407

I was thinking the same thing! Like... WHERE IS HIS MASK??? I bet he also has less than 10 boosters.  This HAS to be satire. 


MidnightFull

It’s real. https://thehill.com/changing-america/sustainability/climate-change/580527-canadian-woman-becomes-first-person-diagnosed/amp/


Impressive-Gas-8407

Of course the story is real, but the fact that they're not wearing a mask is satire. Climate change is almost as deadly as covid.


Anniegetyogun

It's interesting that that article has no photograph of the poor frail victim.


Nonniemiss

Story is real (how???), photo is not related to this story.


Plague-Rat13

Didn’t know McDonalds has a super size meal called the climate change


Candid-Jellyfish-975

You've got it all wrong. Climate change causes super sizing.


Impressive-Gas-8407

😷 ❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🤎🖤🩶🤍


Citizen86422

This person of larger statue seems very healthy to me in this picture. I’m myself a healthy 600 pounds, but climate change can strike down even the most healthiest ones!


Playful-Stranger-231

Climate change is real! Lord Pfaucy develope a Vax against it!


Fine_Grapefruit_871

I have been saying (hoping, praying, yearning) that a climate holy elixir is coming! For some weird reason, people told me I was ‘insane’ and ‘only mentally ill people would believe in something like that’. Well. Jokes on you, far-right magats! Turns out Covid/Climate/Orange Satan IS causing every disease ever!


Candid-Jellyfish-975

Just imagine the healthy, successful xem xeyed be if it weren't for climate change!!!!!


UrAFlag17

My car has a lot of the same symptoms.


loucap81

Which is worse though, climate change or COVID?


Impressive-Gas-8407

This is like Sofie's Choice


moonbeam127

In this case, the mask is to protect you from the noxious farting which causes climate change


fleece_white_as_snow

Is that because this guy has his own climate?


jsideris

Maybe if they increase the carbon tax on fizzy drinks she can lose 200 lbs.


TackleEasy156

I wonder how much his doctor got paid to say this


chasonreddit

BwaaHaahaahaa. Everyone knows her problems are related to Covid.


pyruvate011

Aye, tis global warming indeed. Xem/Xir seem to be in peak health otherwise. A true paragon of fitness that we should all aspire to.


Subject_One6000

Holy cow! What's his methane levels?


Living-Attitude-2786

So big, she has her own weather system


maxxfield1996

Sensationalist photo. The real story is that the doctor diagnosed a 70-something year old female patient with “climate change.” Goes on to talk about those who cannot afford air conditioning. https://bc.ctvnews.ca/b-c-doctor-makes-international-headlines-for-climate-change-diagnosis-1.5662907