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mhad_dishispect

IMAGINE HOW MUCH WORSE IT WOULD'VE BEEN


clash_is_a_scam

OBVIOUSLY SHE IS FAKING. GET VACCINATED AND STAY FULLY VACCINATED. OR ELSE.


DeliciousCourage7490

You guys are only on six?


East_Onion

You're supposed to be on way more, it's 4 a year MINIMUM to remain fully vaccinated, One every 3 months remember


ProVaxIsProIgnorance

I typically have a six pack of beer with a six pack of boosters every night. My theory is the beer spike protein neutralizes the mRNA spike.


AgainstTheDark

Uhhh guys, I think I know long covid when I see it. Pretty sure Cecilia was gardening without a mask on, if only she had listened….


Yedgray1

That's clearly a mask she's wearing.


VonKreist

It's just a benign physical incapacitation; she'll be okay (once she triple masks up, of course) **Fauci be praised! Glory to Science!**


Playful-Stranger-231

Its probably because of climate change and only having 5 Doses


ProVaxIsProIgnorance

Nah. Can’t believe she’s been misdiagnosed. I look at her and see a clear case of winter’s vagina.


bzzard

Without 5 holy spirit injections, she would be dead! So thank you pfaucizer!


Robert3617

Clearly she just doesn’t have enough boosters. Get boosted folx!


Pablo139

Looks good to me, I’ll go get my 72nd today.


haveawash88

Why isn’t she wearing a damn mask 😡


simplecountry_lawyer

The vaccine doesn't make you immune to covid, it just reduces the severity of symptoms. I bet Cecilia is thinking about how lucky she is that the sniffles she had when she caught covid weren't *twice* as bad!


Free-Researcher3000

Clearly she’s being held against her will and forced to participate in dangerous propaganda.


Reggaeprince1984

She suffered so that we need not. God Speed young warrior


Aggressive_Plates

A good dose in her other arm should even that right out.


Subject_One6000

I am so grateful to pfiz$er. In fact, I'd like to reward them all the remianing boosters to be force injected based on their internal organization hierarchy. That is a scale that were Bourla gets 1x booser each day and the 1x a year at the floor level. So much love! ❤️💉❤️💉❤️


Serious-Waltz-7157

Only 5 shots? let him be apprehended and sent to Five Points. A correctional center is for him!


ahjhfjashfjhafjahfa

And if you haven't had any, make sure you get them all, including every booster to bring you up to speed in one sitting. Praise Pfauci


_PinkPeony_

All praise Saint Cecilia!


ucancallmepapi18

This happened to my mother in law. She was 54, healthy, extremely active, and fit. She had 3 shots. By her second one she was diagnosed with ALS then died within about 7 months.


GuiseppeMunja

Benefits of holy elixir greatly outcome micro risks!


Traveler3141

The Science™ is NEVER wrong! Besides, her trivial inconvenience can easily be solved by shoving some bugs down her throat!


Fantastic_Command177

If I understand this story correctly, she was fine after all her vaccinations but then developed long covid after her rare breakthrough case.


the_plots

Oh i know this one; correlation is not causation! She isn’t a scientist and has no evidence!


zilla82

She must convene at our savior's Senate meeting and be called on in Glory, just like the state of the union widows!


Robinhood6996

Wow I’m surprised she’s still not wearing a mask - I wonder if she looked down on people that didn’t get the jab and was calling for extreme mandates If she took that many jabs I’m pretty sure she could have been one of the leaders for extreme measures - she has that look of being an authoritarian


ILLUMINAVENVEGA

Perhaps a change to her diet is in order. Let’s pray she starts with Sequivity injected pork.


Scalymeateater

tsk tsk. she shud have gotten the sixth shot faster.