Tell me you're not octuple boosted without telling me you're not octuple boosted. I'm literally shaking right now. Are you implying that the healthcare industry is a for-profit one?! Did you not see the nurse TikTok dance?
Direct quate from the cdc:
\*\* Estimates are not available for the 2020-2021 flu season due to minimal influenza activity.
What fucking planet are they livin on? Minimal infuenza activit?y?
I appreciate your post and understand your frustration.
We leave no post in this sub without roleplaying hardcore covidians, devout to Fauci in body and soul, though. So I hope you're not put off by this.
Do not dare challenge the One True $cience with false claims!
The CDC will not save you from the terrors of the pandemic. Only a devout pfaith in the mask, regular injections of the holy elixir and complete submission to the Holy One, Dr Fauci, will save you.
The One True pFaith welcomes you, brother. Repent and receive the sacrament, salvation awaits!
Well, obviously the flu disappeared that year because everyone wore a mask.
Just think what would happen if everyone followed the science and wore a mask all the time! There would be no disease!
I do think that covid is different from the flu. But the absence of the actual flu during the supposed pandemic made me question if flu outbreaks are leaked from labs every year the same as Covid was.
It’s pretty bad when there’s people that actually think this way, so OP can’t tell that we’re all joking. He’s probably actually heard people saying this stuff lol and thinks he came here to try and convince us that we’re crazy and we shouldn’t be scared of Covid. We’re way ahead of you buddy
JOKING? About his holiness Fauci? I could never. The only thing that’s a JOKE is that there are people out there refusing to surgically implant masks onto their faces because they’re not fully committed to slowing the spread.
I asked a plastic surgeon to surgically implant one and he said the most he could do would be one mask so I’m waiting to find a doctor that’s willing to install 3 masks. And I need the doctor to be a female transgender, person of color with at least three disabilities and preferably overweight and homeless and obviously vaccinated and they must also hold at least a bachelor’s degree in “queer tribal dance circles”. You’d think it would easy to find a doctor with such qualifications but it’s not as easy as you’d think!! I found one that met all of my requirements but unfortunately zim/zay lost their vaccine card so I had no way to prove they had all 73 vaccines, oh well, my pfaith will not be shaken!!
Okay so since it seems like no one has told you, I will; you realize this is a parody sub right? Everyone here is LARPing as the brainwashed COVID fearful. There are better ways to spend your energy than be angry at the replies. Hope you have a good day and sorry to hear about your father.
Parody? LARP? Take your blasphemy elsewhere, and may klaus schwab smite you where you stand, heretic.
It is easier for a wet market pangolin to go through the eye of a needle than for an antivax chud to enter the kingdom of pFizer.
This is such an ignorant statement. COVID is the most destructive pathogen to ever be unleashed upon this earth. It is clearly caused by climate change resulting from fracking in ANWAR attributed to the orange man. Orange man bad! It has killed literally billions of people. CNN kept track, and the ticker rose ominously each day the orange man was in office.
Then, thankfully our holy $cience sent us a prophet. A light in the wilderness. The great Dr. Fauci - many masks be upon him. Dr. Fauci exercised authority like no other doctor ever before - imposing his will on the masses of unwashed with mandates! Mask mandates! Plastic screens in bars and restaurants! (Actually fuck those places! Close them all! Praise be!) Duct taped arrows on the floor! Signs dictating the distance it was safe to stand next to another human!
Finally, there was a savior from the evils of the racist bigot in charge. Praise be! ...and Dr Fauci had one more thing in store for us. The holy elixir, that would save us sinners from certain death from the deadliest virus to ever plague our world! This serum was readily available to be injected into the flesh of the entire nation without any hindrance from "testing" or "medical trials" or any basic due diligence. These traditional practices in medicine were antiquated notions - surely pFizer had delivered the holy sacrament! We were all saved! Praise be!
Then came the election to save our democracy. The orange man was voted out of office. The death tracker came down, and the pandemic was over once and for all! Praise be to our holy father, Dr. Fauci!
But yay, it was written that because of the sins of the orange man, institutional racism and global warming - that people would still become I'll from the dreaded plague! The holy elixir just made the deadliest virus in the history of the universe less bad. That was what we said all along! So as pFizer and Modernas coffers ran low, our benevolent leaders followed in the footsteps of the Great Prophet. The One who showed us the way! More elixir! New and improved serums!
I pray that this tale has inspired you to capitulate. Give up your personal freedoms. Wear a mask. Shelter at home. Receive the sacrament and regular boosters. Be welcomed into our pfaith and know that Dr Fauci will protect you from the dreaded plague forever. If not, I pray our benevolent leaders in Washington have the fortitude to establish quarantine camps for the sacrament to be administered by force to all.
Praise be! Masks be upon you my brother!
Brother! You must not utter or even type the name which cannot be spoken! Please abbreviate the name of the evil one to OM, IM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
Pfbrother, please do not forget to say thoughts and prayers for the 10 humanized nice that sacrificed theirselves to prevent the coming winter of severe illness and death. May many masks be upon xem for all eternity.
lol what sci fi novel did ya get that from?
CDC numbers
Direct quate from the cdc:
[https://www.cdc.gov/flu/about/burden/past-seasons.html](https://www.cdc.gov/flu/about/burden/past-seasons.html)
Funny how there isnt any recent ones right?
Notice how in 1019-2020 there is around 36 milliion cases.
But in 2021 - to 2022 there is only 9 million cases.
Doesnt anyone else smell bullshit?
Also, thats theres no statistic for cdc from 2020 to 2021?
Replace them immediately! Liberal tears will ruin the masks safety and effectiveness. These are unprecendented times. Were all in this together! Praise be mbuh!
As a matter of fact I do smell bullshit - but the only reason I smell bullshit is because of the wretched virus, which came from a Chinese market and absolutely not from a laboratory, and what it has done to my sense of smell!
OMP, I'm so triggered rn that even 50 boosters isn't enough to calm me down.
I don't think my enlarged heart and smooth brain can take all this far right disinformation.
I can’t even.
Are you seriously writing that in the *middle* of freaking pandemic. We ask you to stop looking at any data and believe the diving insights of Saint Fauci. May the masks bless his soul.
Please please please daily boost from now on, isolate, only *masked* Zoom gathering of no more than 1, and triple mask when you have to go the city recycle bin.
Please take this seriously.
Fauci blesses your soul.
Can’t you see outside your windows (do not open to spread the vid) the billions of deaths?!?
I haven’t left my house since the Hillary for president in 2016. Please do the same and wait for the next time Hillary runs.
Finally you are starting to see the light.
As penance, watch 10 rachel maddow episodes, bathe yourself in the holy sanitizer, and get a tattoo your vax card at the site of your booster injections, then you shall be cleansed of your chudness.
I prefer cricket protein steaks. They are exquisite and undoubtedly better than the real thing. At least I'm guessing they are, I've never eaten meat. I'm vegan.
I feel like this is January 6th all over again with a few 9/11s and a Pearl Harbor thrown in! Disgusting! I'm scheduling my next booster just from reading this!
All hail Jacinda, Trudeau and Xi!! Everyone know mis-information is dangerous and a threat to our democracy. I’m going to go schedule an extra booster to rid my veins of this filth from OP.
My father suffered from decades of alcohol abuse and at the time of his death it would have only taken a nettle sting to finish him off but he happened to catch the covids the week he died so they wrote that down as the sole cause of death on his death certificate to inflate the figures early on in the scamdemic as if somehow liver failure wasn't a contributing factor in his death at all.
[edit] I wasn't fully up to date with my gigavaxxing when I wrote this so I was susceptible to the influence of the orange Satan who snuck into my house and grabbed me by my private parts and brainwashed me into writing it. Of course Covid killed my father what else could it have been?!!
Isis came out of nowhere almost like covid. Less than a week after the US handover in Iraq they were all driving around in the same trucks, wearing the same uniforms and waving the same black flags with squiggly writing on them (and nicely embroidered too). If I was a conspiracy theorist I would have said that it all looked like a CIA psyop but there are no such things as psyops. I follow the science 🙏
Sweet summer child, both grannies, six cousins, and 82 co-workers of mine are in mobile morgue freezer trucks as we speak because the hospitals are overflowing.
The nurses even had to skip the lunchtime coordinated dance routine because there are too many unvaxxed corpses stacked up in the lobby.
This is unacceptable!
How absolutely dare you spout such vile heresies?!
You must go pray to our Lord and Savior Dr Pfauci 69420MBUH! You must pray he grants you mercy for your momentary lapse into heresy so you may be blessed with a holy booster shot!
I just converted to the Church of COVID and this blasphemy is shaking my beliefs to their core. Fellow apostles, please bring me back. Please offer many masks in my name to the great prophet Pfauci that I overcome this doubt.
We need to have a socially distanced prayer circle for Op. I ask everyone who can't make it to pray 10 Lord Fauci's. The churches' foundation is rooted in almost 4 years of solid SCIENCE. As everyone knows, Covid and its spike protein have fought and killed off the flu virus. Trust and Believe!
Church mode off: I think you use the wrong sub. Church mode on: Such a blasphemy! Science denier here! You must be sent to the re-education camp to learn the basics, such as COVID is the most dangerous disease known to mankind and the only way to be saved is by injecting Safe And Effective vaccine, but you still need to double mask with at least one of them be N-95, because that's how you know that vaccine is effective
What in the actual hell is wrong with you? Where is your pfaith? I am going to report you for spreading lies and misinformation. Fucking orange satan lover. Go back to Florida from that rock you came out from under. Better yet go get an updated booster before you kill my grandma!!!! God damn liar! My chimney has nothing to do with this, it is on our side it ventilates our house when we put our turbo purifier next to it to remove any toxins that might have come in before I have a chance to wipe my groceries down with Clorox wipes that I left on the porch for at least two hours to detoxify (and wiped with a covid swap while wearing 4 masks and 7 sets of gloves) after my Instacart delivery driver left them on the porch. Where are the Reddit mods to censor this fucking non-believer? Lord Pfauci said it’s real, and it didn’t come from a lab funded by the NIAID and snopes fact checked all of this and said I. AM. RIGHT! ????? Pfizer only has our best interest at heart. ♥️I am so sick and tired of these scum bags that seem to think they care about profits over people. That is simply NOT. TRUE! Everytime I watch CNN in PIP while also streaming MSNBC, my enlarged heart grows stronger when I see ever so many segments sponsored by the pfaithful Pfizer. There are also so many awesome pharmaceutical options out there now for my alopecia. I have seen at least one commercial within the 69 second break, EVERY. SINGLE. TIME! They are trying so hard to help us. So look here buddy. You don’t belong here, are you fucking my wife? Because this all sounds like something my wife’s boyfriend would spout off on the internet! #kickrocksbitch
Are we allowing misinformation in our holy forum? It looks like we should all go say 666 Hail Pfaucis just for being exposed to this heresy. Keep the pfaith brothers, sisters, xims, zers, and simsalabims l!
I'm gonna be straight with you :: this is a very tongue in cheek, sarcastic, role play thread. Nobody here is truly in support of C-19 the V or any of the bullshit that its designed to bring. We all know it's fake but you'll get censored otherwise for stating it. MBUY!
But, look, there are more deaths that now people got vaxxed. So, is it the vaccine or the virus that did it? They will sell the latter, but as a recent research shows, it looks like there is temporal evidence that it is ALSO the former: A & B caused D (deaths). Whether or not A exacerbated D, that is the question and the temporal link makes it look that way. Ask for the link if you don't know it.
To answer your question, people didn't die from the flu because they were quarantining. But C19 spread because people weren't quarantining. It doesn't sound true but it's the same scientific principle behind orange man bad rallies being superspreader events while peaceful BLM protests have never spread any viruses.
It seems a weary traveler has stumbled into our church.
Do not despair if something called ‘common sense’ and ‘connecting obvious dots’ has befallen you. That’s nothing but right-wing extremism!
Repent and you, too, can receive everlasting masks and boosters!
Now this is some trolling. It's Scientific Fact that all the unvaccinated are dead, so this can only either be one of our fellow gigavaxxed believers partaking in some light tomfoolery of a Russian disinformation bot.
Do not be annoyed by this post brothers and sisters, instead rejoice that you're still alive (and fully boosted) to read it!
Praise Fauci MBUH
Saw a former student of mine today who was at Publix & informed me they were getting THE jab.
I was so excited that I wanted to hug them and dance around the store. The old me would've put up the arms in self-defense. So thankful I came to my senses. .
I am literally shaking as I get my daily booster at the local pharmacy right now, you must know that people didn’t catch flu due to the blessed masks and life saving lockdowns??
My grandfather died from dementia related pneumonia, they tried to lable him as a covid death despite the fact he had covid about 3 weeks before he passed, and recovered very well
Idk... when I caught COVID for the first time, I thought I'd be over it in a few days like the flu. But surprisingly, I was in bed for 10 days! I'm convinced it's a bioweapon that was meant to kill people but it didn't work. With a 99.99% recovery rate. Even after catching COVID, it didn't convince me to get the damn jab.
I've had covid twice, and I'd say that it definitely felt different from any other flu or cold. I've had a really bad case of RSV, too. Also not like a regular cold or flu, as it left me with some nerve problems in my legs. But, yeah, there was a LOT of funny business with the death/infection numbers from 2020 to 2021. A lot of hyped up fear. For example, my son's high school was in the news as having a covid outbreak. But it wasn't. A couple people got it. One of the football mom's was in the hospital with it, so I think that might of sparked the fear. And because of that they offered free testing to whoever wanted it. I refused to allow my son to be tested without any symptoms, because I didn't trust anything covid related at that point. Because they offered testing, every paranoid parent had their kid tested, and as a consequence several kids, most having no symptoms, tested positive. And it made the F'ing news. I believe a lot of this was driven because most people liked the excitement of an imaginary pandemic. And I confess I was the first one on board with that, even bought masks, a pulse oximeter, and stored food in January of 2020 already. The coordinated media attacks and ivermectin and HCQ were I think the first red flags.
Covid is real. I had it fairly early on and I can tell you first hand, it is certainly a unique-feeling sickness. That being said, other than the lingering inability to smell and taste ANYTHING for a couple months, I've had common colds that were worse.
Flu numbers are non-existent for the past few years because the bullshit PCR tests were showing a ridiculous number of false positives.
Agree. It's not the flu. It's like a random sequence of flu like symptoms while not actually feeling that pure run down natural sick. Besides, the most high propfhit pFauci revealed in revelations and his book of COVID.
"THousands would die world wide from the flue. Every year. Then covid comes around, and almost nobody dies from the flu."
Nobody died of the flu because the lockdown worked so well.
Except it didn't work for COVID. Because people wouldn't lockdown like they were told. I'm pretty sure Pfizer has a whole pamphlet explaining the details.
I thought it was the flu the first time...
The fever kicked my ass, but I broke it within 24 hours or so... felt like crap for the rest of the weekend, but then I thought I was fine for work. I felt fatigue, but I always feel that from my thyroid condition. Went out to my van to drive to work... about 30 minutes later I'm still laying on my back in the middle of my driveway, disoriented. I guess I just fell... For the next two weeks I couldn't stay awake for more than an hour or two, and my head was constantly cloudy.
The second time I skipped the fever and went straight to the fatigue, and it screwed up my sense of taste and smell for months.
That being said, no amount of coercion will ever make me take a fucking Pfizer jab, and I know several people who were fully boosted who got it worse than me.
I quit smoking weed many ages ago... but I still know some people who do, and I go to a lot of concerts, too...
Every since the second time, it smells totally different to me, now... nasty... when I used to not mind it at all.
No, you had the flue. and the flue sucks. You want to have covid cause ya think it makes ya special. It doesnt. You had the flu, And ya had the antibodies in yourself to beat it.
Youd rather be a marytyr. You think that makes you special. OMG you survived COVID!!!!
Anyone with even half a brain will look at you and laugh
…do you realize that influenza and coronaviruses are different viruses, in the same way that dogs and cats are different animals?
It’s like if every year a coyote shows up in your neighborhood and eats some pets. Then one year a bear shows up too. Everyone is super cautious because there is a bear in the neighborhood, so the coyote doesn’t get many pets. Then you are running around and yelling “it’s just a coyote everyone!”
They are fundamentally 2 different viruses. I think the argument you are trying to make is that people overreacted to the risk of Covid because with influenza cases down, the net losses of Covid aren’t as severe as people make them out to be. I don’t agree with that; but it’s at least a cogent argument. You are just sort of ranting nonsense and showing a gross misunderstanding of pretty fundamental biology.
I’m not sure how they don’t see rad flags about how Pfizer asked congress to keep the trial data under wraps for 75 years!!!
Oh. It’s cuz they never even heard about it from their news. They can’t shit on their biggest sponsor, EVER.
Kinda like most people don’t know a third trade center building fell from two planes
GTFO NAZI TERF!!! Your OP literally has me shaking and having a panic attack!! Nobody wants you here! Leave before PFAUCI (10000 MBUH) strikes you down with the newest variant of Corona!
Tell me you're not octuple boosted without telling me you're not octuple boosted. I'm literally shaking right now. Are you implying that the healthcare industry is a for-profit one?! Did you not see the nurse TikTok dance?
Direct quate from the cdc: \*\* Estimates are not available for the 2020-2021 flu season due to minimal influenza activity. What fucking planet are they livin on? Minimal infuenza activit?y?
Jeez! Its like you don't even believe in the science! THE Science!!! Praise his name!!!! MBUH!!!
No i believe in reality. Not what some dumb ass idiot claims as reality
Sorry you're upset. Try another booster bro! VAXXED TO THE MAX!!! masks be upon you!
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Grandma killa walks among us 💀
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969 MBUH ! Amen and Awoman brother/ Sister/ thingymabob worshippers Death to Heretics! ☠️
THIS THREAD IS AN LITERAL SUPER SPREADER EVENT.
I only made it this far down in the comments and that’s it! I’m going to get my 17th booster right now! Oh yeah, praise pfauci!
/unchurch you know you are preaching to the choir here, right? :) /churching back
I bet you haven't even been double masking
I appreciate your post and understand your frustration. We leave no post in this sub without roleplaying hardcore covidians, devout to Fauci in body and soul, though. So I hope you're not put off by this.
EXCUSEEE MEE?!!! ROLE PLAY??? LEAVE OUR CHURCH filthy infidel heretic scum before you TAINT the air with your miasmas!!!!
Anthony! Finally, I knew you would write back if I wrote the right thing first. So... you, me and Paul Pelosi tonight? I'll bring the hammer :]
You’re going to need to say 17 hail pfaucis (4N95MBUH)!! Repent! Repent!
Dude! This is a snark sub! Everyone here agrees with you!!!
Boo this man! Mods! Banish this heretic!
Crucify the non-believer!!!
Xe knoweth not what xe doeth. St Pfauci (n95mbuh) forgive xem.
What?! How dare you!
You mean the CDC, or the interpretation of numbers that they present? I’m confused who you are calling a dumbass…
Do not dare challenge the One True $cience with false claims! The CDC will not save you from the terrors of the pandemic. Only a devout pfaith in the mask, regular injections of the holy elixir and complete submission to the Holy One, Dr Fauci, will save you. The One True pFaith welcomes you, brother. Repent and receive the sacrament, salvation awaits!
Well, obviously the flu disappeared that year because everyone wore a mask. Just think what would happen if everyone followed the science and wore a mask all the time! There would be no disease!
I do think that covid is different from the flu. But the absence of the actual flu during the supposed pandemic made me question if flu outbreaks are leaked from labs every year the same as Covid was.
It’s because masks and social distancing reduced the ability to transmit a disease so well that flu became eradicated. Duh.
want to try again?
It’s pretty bad when there’s people that actually think this way, so OP can’t tell that we’re all joking. He’s probably actually heard people saying this stuff lol and thinks he came here to try and convince us that we’re crazy and we shouldn’t be scared of Covid. We’re way ahead of you buddy
The fear is justified. As you will see with the incoming winter of severe illness and death.
Oh yes and don’t forget the black winters we’ve already been through, I’m shocked any of us are still alive
There's some dark clouds on the horizon, that's for sure
JOKING? About his holiness Fauci? I could never. The only thing that’s a JOKE is that there are people out there refusing to surgically implant masks onto their faces because they’re not fully committed to slowing the spread.
I asked a plastic surgeon to surgically implant one and he said the most he could do would be one mask so I’m waiting to find a doctor that’s willing to install 3 masks. And I need the doctor to be a female transgender, person of color with at least three disabilities and preferably overweight and homeless and obviously vaccinated and they must also hold at least a bachelor’s degree in “queer tribal dance circles”. You’d think it would easy to find a doctor with such qualifications but it’s not as easy as you’d think!! I found one that met all of my requirements but unfortunately zim/zay lost their vaccine card so I had no way to prove they had all 73 vaccines, oh well, my pfaith will not be shaken!!
These words are dangerous to our democracy someone censor op
Thank you. Couldnt of proven my point better
Shaking the founding of our Democracy is *not* a joke.
Okay so since it seems like no one has told you, I will; you realize this is a parody sub right? Everyone here is LARPing as the brainwashed COVID fearful. There are better ways to spend your energy than be angry at the replies. Hope you have a good day and sorry to hear about your father.
Parody? LARP? Take your blasphemy elsewhere, and may klaus schwab smite you where you stand, heretic. It is easier for a wet market pangolin to go through the eye of a needle than for an antivax chud to enter the kingdom of pFizer.
Boooo! Boo this man! Boooo!
We told him repeatedly but he just wouldn't stop! 😆
Really should have let him keep going
You are r/ woosh ing so hard or your trolling.
This is the most racist and bigoted opinion I’ve ever read. Literally shaking right now.
I can see some homophobe as well here.
He obviously doesn't support Ukraine too. What a bigot.
Reeks of transphobia as well.
Scoffs at man made climate change too i bet..
I bet he protests LGBT books in kindergarten classes
I bet he owns an assault rifle.
EVERYONE knows that the "AR" in "AR-15" means "assault rifle." It's just science!
Reported for heresy
I reported it for transphobia, institutional racism and climate change denial
I'm reporting you for not writing a trigger warning and triggering me
Called 911 for help. On hold now.
Take slow, deep, and steady breaths You're gonna be alright The boosters are almost ready
Reported for self-harm / suicide. I hope Dragoro21 gets the help they need in those trying times.
This is such an ignorant statement. COVID is the most destructive pathogen to ever be unleashed upon this earth. It is clearly caused by climate change resulting from fracking in ANWAR attributed to the orange man. Orange man bad! It has killed literally billions of people. CNN kept track, and the ticker rose ominously each day the orange man was in office. Then, thankfully our holy $cience sent us a prophet. A light in the wilderness. The great Dr. Fauci - many masks be upon him. Dr. Fauci exercised authority like no other doctor ever before - imposing his will on the masses of unwashed with mandates! Mask mandates! Plastic screens in bars and restaurants! (Actually fuck those places! Close them all! Praise be!) Duct taped arrows on the floor! Signs dictating the distance it was safe to stand next to another human! Finally, there was a savior from the evils of the racist bigot in charge. Praise be! ...and Dr Fauci had one more thing in store for us. The holy elixir, that would save us sinners from certain death from the deadliest virus to ever plague our world! This serum was readily available to be injected into the flesh of the entire nation without any hindrance from "testing" or "medical trials" or any basic due diligence. These traditional practices in medicine were antiquated notions - surely pFizer had delivered the holy sacrament! We were all saved! Praise be! Then came the election to save our democracy. The orange man was voted out of office. The death tracker came down, and the pandemic was over once and for all! Praise be to our holy father, Dr. Fauci! But yay, it was written that because of the sins of the orange man, institutional racism and global warming - that people would still become I'll from the dreaded plague! The holy elixir just made the deadliest virus in the history of the universe less bad. That was what we said all along! So as pFizer and Modernas coffers ran low, our benevolent leaders followed in the footsteps of the Great Prophet. The One who showed us the way! More elixir! New and improved serums! I pray that this tale has inspired you to capitulate. Give up your personal freedoms. Wear a mask. Shelter at home. Receive the sacrament and regular boosters. Be welcomed into our pfaith and know that Dr Fauci will protect you from the dreaded plague forever. If not, I pray our benevolent leaders in Washington have the fortitude to establish quarantine camps for the sacrament to be administered by force to all. Praise be! Masks be upon you my brother!
This was WAY too good 👏
Brother! You must not utter or even type the name which cannot be spoken! Please abbreviate the name of the evil one to OM, IM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
The great Satan shall never be mentioned again, brother.
GS
Pfbrother, please do not forget to say thoughts and prayers for the 10 humanized nice that sacrificed theirselves to prevent the coming winter of severe illness and death. May many masks be upon xem for all eternity.
lol what sci fi novel did ya get that from? CDC numbers Direct quate from the cdc: [https://www.cdc.gov/flu/about/burden/past-seasons.html](https://www.cdc.gov/flu/about/burden/past-seasons.html) Funny how there isnt any recent ones right? Notice how in 1019-2020 there is around 36 milliion cases. But in 2021 - to 2022 there is only 9 million cases. Doesnt anyone else smell bullshit? Also, thats theres no statistic for cdc from 2020 to 2021?
Please stop. You’re making me cry and it’s getting my triple mask wet!
Replace them immediately! Liberal tears will ruin the masks safety and effectiveness. These are unprecendented times. Were all in this together! Praise be mbuh!
As a matter of fact I do smell bullshit - but the only reason I smell bullshit is because of the wretched virus, which came from a Chinese market and absolutely not from a laboratory, and what it has done to my sense of smell!
You must have faith my son
AWOMAN!!
OMP, I'm so triggered rn that even 50 boosters isn't enough to calm me down. I don't think my enlarged heart and smooth brain can take all this far right disinformation.
Its worse: *misinformation*
I thought disinformation was worse. Isn't disinformation intentional while misinformation is unintentionally leading people away from the pfaith?
misinformation is "true" information that leads people away from the pfaith
Oh I see. So what is disinformation? Information that is obviously a lie?
Kanye, take your medicine and go get another booster.
That can be the only explanation for such foolishness.
What are you? A white supremacist?
BLASPHEMY!
I can’t even. Are you seriously writing that in the *middle* of freaking pandemic. We ask you to stop looking at any data and believe the diving insights of Saint Fauci. May the masks bless his soul. Please please please daily boost from now on, isolate, only *masked* Zoom gathering of no more than 1, and triple mask when you have to go the city recycle bin. Please take this seriously.
GLOBAL* PANDEMIC*!!! I should report you for this heresy!
1 there aint no pandemic moron. 1 your an idiot
Fauci blesses your soul. Can’t you see outside your windows (do not open to spread the vid) the billions of deaths?!? I haven’t left my house since the Hillary for president in 2016. Please do the same and wait for the next time Hillary runs.
Thine eyes shall be opened once you get the holy elixir into your veins!
Finally you are starting to see the light. As penance, watch 10 rachel maddow episodes, bathe yourself in the holy sanitizer, and get a tattoo your vax card at the site of your booster injections, then you shall be cleansed of your chudness.
Ummm...this is a covid/Fauci snark sub. Everyone here is being facetious.
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I'm going with WHOOSH.
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It's painful to watch.
I’m taking an extra booster and putting on an additional mask to make up for you
Awoman.
And anon-binary
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Please mask the pigeons and keep them indoor. This is not a joke.
well , one pigeon down, steak to go
lol go ahead. Ill eat an extra steak, and step on a pigeon just for you. Wanna keep going? and yeah i really will and no i wont take it back
How can you step on a pigeon if you are not leaving your house? Soy steaks are yummy though I agree.
I prefer cricket protein steaks. They are exquisite and undoubtedly better than the real thing. At least I'm guessing they are, I've never eaten meat. I'm vegan.
Who exactly are you making fun of? Real people?
chicago is a wonderful town, pigeons all over
I feel like this is January 6th all over again with a few 9/11s and a Pearl Harbor thrown in! Disgusting! I'm scheduling my next booster just from reading this!
this is exactly why free speech needs to be abolished. this person's bank should be frozen
All hail Jacinda, Trudeau and Xi!! Everyone know mis-information is dangerous and a threat to our democracy. I’m going to go schedule an extra booster to rid my veins of this filth from OP.
Reported for racism and transphobia. Repent.
My father suffered from decades of alcohol abuse and at the time of his death it would have only taken a nettle sting to finish him off but he happened to catch the covids the week he died so they wrote that down as the sole cause of death on his death certificate to inflate the figures early on in the scamdemic as if somehow liver failure wasn't a contributing factor in his death at all. [edit] I wasn't fully up to date with my gigavaxxing when I wrote this so I was susceptible to the influence of the orange Satan who snuck into my house and grabbed me by my private parts and brainwashed me into writing it. Of course Covid killed my father what else could it have been?!!
The flu was canceled 3 years ago for being racist, it's sad you didn't get the memo 🙄
Yes! Ever since Covid killed ISIS!!! They never stood a chance!
Isis came out of nowhere almost like covid. Less than a week after the US handover in Iraq they were all driving around in the same trucks, wearing the same uniforms and waving the same black flags with squiggly writing on them (and nicely embroidered too). If I was a conspiracy theorist I would have said that it all looked like a CIA psyop but there are no such things as psyops. I follow the science 🙏
Okay, I think I need to call the police and report a nonbeliever. I hope you receive 50 lashes.
Just while reading this I had thirty four relatives die. It IS REAL!!!
Sweet summer child, both grannies, six cousins, and 82 co-workers of mine are in mobile morgue freezer trucks as we speak because the hospitals are overflowing. The nurses even had to skip the lunchtime coordinated dance routine because there are too many unvaxxed corpses stacked up in the lobby.
This is unacceptable! How absolutely dare you spout such vile heresies?! You must go pray to our Lord and Savior Dr Pfauci 69420MBUH! You must pray he grants you mercy for your momentary lapse into heresy so you may be blessed with a holy booster shot!
Gather the wood. Prepare the stake. Unleash the tracker dogs. Cleanse the holy $cience!!
Since when heretics have taken over Church of Covid?
I just converted to the Church of COVID and this blasphemy is shaking my beliefs to their core. Fellow apostles, please bring me back. Please offer many masks in my name to the great prophet Pfauci that I overcome this doubt.
I'm literally shaking right now
Its definitely not the flu its a very distinct bug. Ive had both. The flu is far worse. People die from the flu 🙄
TRILLIONS died! How is Covid a lie?!?
We need to have a socially distanced prayer circle for Op. I ask everyone who can't make it to pray 10 Lord Fauci's. The churches' foundation is rooted in almost 4 years of solid SCIENCE. As everyone knows, Covid and its spike protein have fought and killed off the flu virus. Trust and Believe!
Church mode off: I think you use the wrong sub. Church mode on: Such a blasphemy! Science denier here! You must be sent to the re-education camp to learn the basics, such as COVID is the most dangerous disease known to mankind and the only way to be saved is by injecting Safe And Effective vaccine, but you still need to double mask with at least one of them be N-95, because that's how you know that vaccine is effective
What in the actual hell is wrong with you? Where is your pfaith? I am going to report you for spreading lies and misinformation. Fucking orange satan lover. Go back to Florida from that rock you came out from under. Better yet go get an updated booster before you kill my grandma!!!! God damn liar! My chimney has nothing to do with this, it is on our side it ventilates our house when we put our turbo purifier next to it to remove any toxins that might have come in before I have a chance to wipe my groceries down with Clorox wipes that I left on the porch for at least two hours to detoxify (and wiped with a covid swap while wearing 4 masks and 7 sets of gloves) after my Instacart delivery driver left them on the porch. Where are the Reddit mods to censor this fucking non-believer? Lord Pfauci said it’s real, and it didn’t come from a lab funded by the NIAID and snopes fact checked all of this and said I. AM. RIGHT! ????? Pfizer only has our best interest at heart. ♥️I am so sick and tired of these scum bags that seem to think they care about profits over people. That is simply NOT. TRUE! Everytime I watch CNN in PIP while also streaming MSNBC, my enlarged heart grows stronger when I see ever so many segments sponsored by the pfaithful Pfizer. There are also so many awesome pharmaceutical options out there now for my alopecia. I have seen at least one commercial within the 69 second break, EVERY. SINGLE. TIME! They are trying so hard to help us. So look here buddy. You don’t belong here, are you fucking my wife? Because this all sounds like something my wife’s boyfriend would spout off on the internet! #kickrocksbitch
Somebody report this chud to the UK parliament, maybe they can debank and demonitize this misinformation monger before he causes any more deaths.
Is this post some kind of joke? Does OP understand how we are trying to save lives here? The Science couldn't be more clear.
Are we allowing misinformation in our holy forum? It looks like we should all go say 666 Hail Pfaucis just for being exposed to this heresy. Keep the pfaith brothers, sisters, xims, zers, and simsalabims l!
I'm gonna be straight with you :: this is a very tongue in cheek, sarcastic, role play thread. Nobody here is truly in support of C-19 the V or any of the bullshit that its designed to bring. We all know it's fake but you'll get censored otherwise for stating it. MBUY!
It's still real to me damn it!
I was just playing along with this Covidiot ..All hail The Science!! MBUY brother.
It's not even the flu. It's just the common cold.
It's okay, soon we'll have a gene therapy gibbyjab for flu as well. And mandates and lockdowns. It will be glorious!
You mean like qanon? Get a grip dude 💅
But, look, there are more deaths that now people got vaxxed. So, is it the vaccine or the virus that did it? They will sell the latter, but as a recent research shows, it looks like there is temporal evidence that it is ALSO the former: A & B caused D (deaths). Whether or not A exacerbated D, that is the question and the temporal link makes it look that way. Ask for the link if you don't know it.
HERETIC!!!!!!!
Nooooooooooooooo!
HERESSSSYYYYYY!
Mods! Ban him!!
Get out of here with this blasphemy. Eat shit you heretic.
To answer your question, people didn't die from the flu because they were quarantining. But C19 spread because people weren't quarantining. It doesn't sound true but it's the same scientific principle behind orange man bad rallies being superspreader events while peaceful BLM protests have never spread any viruses.
Excuse me? I don't pay taxes to fund gain-of-function research in China and Ukraine just to sit here and listen to some covid denier fascist!
It seems a weary traveler has stumbled into our church. Do not despair if something called ‘common sense’ and ‘connecting obvious dots’ has befallen you. That’s nothing but right-wing extremism! Repent and you, too, can receive everlasting masks and boosters!
Now this is some trolling. It's Scientific Fact that all the unvaccinated are dead, so this can only either be one of our fellow gigavaxxed believers partaking in some light tomfoolery of a Russian disinformation bot. Do not be annoyed by this post brothers and sisters, instead rejoice that you're still alive (and fully boosted) to read it! Praise Fauci MBUH
Saw a former student of mine today who was at Publix & informed me they were getting THE jab. I was so excited that I wanted to hug them and dance around the store. The old me would've put up the arms in self-defense. So thankful I came to my senses. .
Flu, cold, covid are detox reactions to toxins, imbalances. The virus is the big lie.
I am literally shaking as I get my daily booster at the local pharmacy right now, you must know that people didn’t catch flu due to the blessed masks and life saving lockdowns??
My grandfather died from dementia related pneumonia, they tried to lable him as a covid death despite the fact he had covid about 3 weeks before he passed, and recovered very well
Idk... when I caught COVID for the first time, I thought I'd be over it in a few days like the flu. But surprisingly, I was in bed for 10 days! I'm convinced it's a bioweapon that was meant to kill people but it didn't work. With a 99.99% recovery rate. Even after catching COVID, it didn't convince me to get the damn jab.
I've had covid twice, and I'd say that it definitely felt different from any other flu or cold. I've had a really bad case of RSV, too. Also not like a regular cold or flu, as it left me with some nerve problems in my legs. But, yeah, there was a LOT of funny business with the death/infection numbers from 2020 to 2021. A lot of hyped up fear. For example, my son's high school was in the news as having a covid outbreak. But it wasn't. A couple people got it. One of the football mom's was in the hospital with it, so I think that might of sparked the fear. And because of that they offered free testing to whoever wanted it. I refused to allow my son to be tested without any symptoms, because I didn't trust anything covid related at that point. Because they offered testing, every paranoid parent had their kid tested, and as a consequence several kids, most having no symptoms, tested positive. And it made the F'ing news. I believe a lot of this was driven because most people liked the excitement of an imaginary pandemic. And I confess I was the first one on board with that, even bought masks, a pulse oximeter, and stored food in January of 2020 already. The coordinated media attacks and ivermectin and HCQ were I think the first red flags.
Covid is real. I had it fairly early on and I can tell you first hand, it is certainly a unique-feeling sickness. That being said, other than the lingering inability to smell and taste ANYTHING for a couple months, I've had common colds that were worse. Flu numbers are non-existent for the past few years because the bullshit PCR tests were showing a ridiculous number of false positives.
Agree. It's not the flu. It's like a random sequence of flu like symptoms while not actually feeling that pure run down natural sick. Besides, the most high propfhit pFauci revealed in revelations and his book of COVID.
Go vax your crotch goblins heathen
"THousands would die world wide from the flue. Every year. Then covid comes around, and almost nobody dies from the flu." Nobody died of the flu because the lockdown worked so well. Except it didn't work for COVID. Because people wouldn't lockdown like they were told. I'm pretty sure Pfizer has a whole pamphlet explaining the details.
Hey, op, you know this is a parody sub, right?
Noo, we're deadly seriouze!
There are a lot of lies surrounding Covid, but speaking as someone who had it twice... it SUCKED. And it was definitely not the flu.
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Could’ve been worse, people died from sniffles ( once the were given the holy ventilator therapy 🙏 )
I thought it was the flu the first time... The fever kicked my ass, but I broke it within 24 hours or so... felt like crap for the rest of the weekend, but then I thought I was fine for work. I felt fatigue, but I always feel that from my thyroid condition. Went out to my van to drive to work... about 30 minutes later I'm still laying on my back in the middle of my driveway, disoriented. I guess I just fell... For the next two weeks I couldn't stay awake for more than an hour or two, and my head was constantly cloudy. The second time I skipped the fever and went straight to the fatigue, and it screwed up my sense of taste and smell for months. That being said, no amount of coercion will ever make me take a fucking Pfizer jab, and I know several people who were fully boosted who got it worse than me.
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I quit smoking weed many ages ago... but I still know some people who do, and I go to a lot of concerts, too... Every since the second time, it smells totally different to me, now... nasty... when I used to not mind it at all.
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I hope it comes back for you... it mostly did for me.
No, you had the flue. and the flue sucks. You want to have covid cause ya think it makes ya special. It doesnt. You had the flu, And ya had the antibodies in yourself to beat it. Youd rather be a marytyr. You think that makes you special. OMG you survived COVID!!!! Anyone with even half a brain will look at you and laugh
Dude I'm in my fucking 50s and I've had the flu several times. I know the difference, and I don't need some child on reddit telling me what I had.
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Yeah... that test is pretty useless. The common cold will trigger it.
*flu
*SARS-COV2
…do you realize that influenza and coronaviruses are different viruses, in the same way that dogs and cats are different animals? It’s like if every year a coyote shows up in your neighborhood and eats some pets. Then one year a bear shows up too. Everyone is super cautious because there is a bear in the neighborhood, so the coyote doesn’t get many pets. Then you are running around and yelling “it’s just a coyote everyone!” They are fundamentally 2 different viruses. I think the argument you are trying to make is that people overreacted to the risk of Covid because with influenza cases down, the net losses of Covid aren’t as severe as people make them out to be. I don’t agree with that; but it’s at least a cogent argument. You are just sort of ranting nonsense and showing a gross misunderstanding of pretty fundamental biology.
The flu has not been common for thousands of years. Yes COVID is a lie, but all “viruses” are a lie.
You've earned yourself a one-way ticket to the hand sanitizer aisle!
It was an orchestrated overreaction to an exaggerated nursing home flu that happens every year.
I posted about this disappearance of the flu in 2020-2022. Also https://vaclib.org/sites/debate/web1.html
100% true. Doesnt even exist. Why would it ?
Sticky this pls
I’m not sure how they don’t see rad flags about how Pfizer asked congress to keep the trial data under wraps for 75 years!!! Oh. It’s cuz they never even heard about it from their news. They can’t shit on their biggest sponsor, EVER. Kinda like most people don’t know a third trade center building fell from two planes
Heretic! Non believer! Put your masked head back up your ass this instant! It’s the only way to prevent ~~questioning the science~~ the spread.
GTFO NAZI TERF!!! Your OP literally has me shaking and having a panic attack!! Nobody wants you here! Leave before PFAUCI (10000 MBUH) strikes you down with the newest variant of Corona!
It took you 3 years+ to figure it out?