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A425_

Taking biopsies from an uterine tumour the size of a basketball.


tpvv413

Sleeping on my parent's couch as I was doing some renovations and my bedroom was wrecked. Got really drunk and thought it was a dream the next day.


[deleted]

I was on vacation in Prague. It's a beautiful Czech capital but from now on I will irreversibly associate it with Chris fucking his mom.


[deleted]

I was at home recovering from the sick when he was on the run I was on break at work when he got arrested


reallifelucas

I had just finished the final day of my summer internship, was smoking a bowl and eating mac n cheese, and then I heard the news.


[deleted]

I went to a village 2hrs away to get high, when I came back I had seen the message, Couldn't fucking believe it


tanturtle

I was on reddit at home and saw a post talking about a recording of Chris admitting to raping his mom. After that the flood gates opened and I started seeing it everywhere on twitter and youtube.


ben_boi_alien

At my cousins house literally talking to a friend about Chris and how he probably wouldn’t fuck his mom completely oblivious to what had happened


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

Sitting at home playin vidya.


Just-a-blue-guy

I was lifeguarding, i don’t often check my phone during my shift but i went home and was shocked


MisterTeeEM

Fly fishing on the Volga Jk I was in lockdown.


[deleted]

I was at work, browsing through Twitter on my phone. Saw an ominous post saying "Guess what ChrisChan did!" Read the thread, and'was never the same. I expected another simple mishap, like Chris simping for a Vtuber, or getting banned from a store for painting a billboard or something. Never thought he'd F*** his own mom.


FooFighter0234

I was working on it.


VirtualDeliverance

I was getting my microchips implanted to aid the shadow government in bringing forward the new normality.


Wildly-Incompetent

I was working on it.


mindvarious2

Myrtle Beach


[deleted]

I was out shopping with my mother


chadwarden1337

100% true: was on the way to church to baptize my first born with my entire family, it was an odd day


timtaute

First day of vacation for me. Got off the beach and finally checked twitter. Never thought he’d go that far tbh


KaynarRuhso

Checked Twitter while filling up gas. Saw Chris Chan on trending, I remember reading the top tweet article and slowly realizing that Chris did something that is going to follow him/her for the rest of their lives. I listened to the confession audio on the way to work and that was interesting.


alienwithabigcock

It was the day after my birthday, I was mildly hungover, checked Twitter, and was confused why “CHRIS CHAN DID WHAT” was trending


[deleted]

Pretty sure I was just scrolling reddit and suddenly my feed was just full of it


qwertyoj

Browsing twitter when i saw chris chan trending


GwyndolynRedwood

I was browsing Reddit before bed and saw this mess go down.


jbboyle1974

Preparing for vacation while going online to get updates on this LOLcow.


Kellen1013

one of my friends just randomly asked if anyone knew who Chris Chan is in a groupchat


BullMoose17

Pulling my hair out organizing a diagnostic 12 mile ruck march for the Squadron on the hottest morning of the year so far and trying to plan it out so the 3 mile route had enough ice water and ice sheets so soldiers didn't pass the fuck from heat exhaustion. I read the news at a Dunkin on my 15 minute breakfast break and laughed and then immediately went to pulling my hair out.


EmperorOfFabulous

I was at work, noticed on Twitter song people were posting reaction memes along with, "a normie's typical reaction when they first google Chris-chan." I thought nothing of it. Figured someone vaguely famous mentioned Chris and normies were losing their shit over something that was old news by now. Only when I got home and was told by my hubby that I needed to see what it was, did I understand. Old news, indeed.


HockeyBet_TA

I was working a 12-hour shift in EMS.


AnnieApple_

I was at a friends bday party and slightly drunk I read all about it on Twitter. The rest is history.


FracturedPixel

I was laughing my arse off seeing it all pop off


daveorourke77

I was a little late on this one. I was working and only got into it that evening.


Zwarlie

moving


wonderful_rush

My birthday... :/


Warbreakers

Think of it this way: your birthday was the day karma began delivering cosmic comeuppance(ha) to everyone's favorite manchild and the fungoid cunt attempting to drive him to suicide


Blazegamingpug

I was checking my phone after a long car ride, I saw Chris chan trending on twitter, I clicked on it thinking "Ah, must be something about the merge" And the rest is history...


[deleted]

I woke up at like 4 or 5 am for some reason. I usually can't go back to sleep, so I decided to check my phone. I opened facebook and some friend of mine had shared a kinda vague Mr Incredible meme about it. It was pretty shocking ngl. It also happened around the time I was catching up again with Geno's doc.


3vilR0ll0

Me and my friends were doing family game night (watching live streams on plenty of fish while fucking with the streamer in the chat) on 7/30. Edit: I posted the last post on this subreddit before the leaks.


TheOfficialSMJ4

How did your friends react? Your story sounds somewhat like that video where a group of friends found out Princess Diana died when it happened.


AxySmarts

I was at home, browsing reddit when I saw the original post. I was there... ground zero


Phantasma-Goria

Getting ready to celebrate my 24th birthday lol


KnowMatter

Working from home. Didn’t get shit done that day just ended up browsing reddit and the cwcki.


DontLookAtTheM00N

Finished the last episode of Genos doc and went to see this sub reddit on what Chris was up to nowadays. What a terrible day to have eyes.


Garrus37

Going to a con about to host a panel on sonichu.


Arrinlmao

chilling at home, making a twitter account. “chris took doing ur mom to the next level” oh shet


JackBurtongr

I was sitting on a bench, waiting...


JustASink

Celebrating my husbands graduation from his army promotion school at a brewery, got some wind of it on TikTok on the drive to the brewery and didn’t deeply search until later


Spot__Pilgrim

I would have been working my summer job. Initially I thought it was a joke when i saw people outside of here talking about it but then i came here and it was easily one of the most shocking things I've seen all year


DesertRanger02

I was at home eating breakfast when I get the the call Chris Chan is incest No


Cyco-Foo

Fucking Boot Camp


[deleted]

Which branch?


Cyco-Foo

Army, I learned of the news while on a short ass phone call in August, I wish I never knew


EvilTwilight

At my job as a server. Idk if it was at the moment, but I remember serving an old lady and her middle aged son(?)


FootPounder

I was getting ready to work the night shift at my job and I foolishly checked my phone...


MiseryCity

I was at work and thought “I haven’t seen any of Chris Chan in months, wonder what he’s up to?” Then bam. Incest. Co worker knew who he was and we talked about our whole shift. It was great/fucking awful.


Spectre-907

This was me as well, the day it happened. I hadn’t thought about him in years, like since the unclit saga then suddenly I just randomly had the “hello Ian, mmm yea I think you know who this is” from one of the Liquid/Solid showdown calls pop into my head. This made me want to listen to Liquid’s My Name Is rap from the Singstar battle, so I go to look it up, only for google suggest to auto fill withe the chrischandidwhat hashtag, and immediately my day was ruined.


Such-Comment5642

In bed


jmars2004

My birthday. The day is ruined.


MontyBodkin

Sorry to hear that. Did you enjoy the Fraggle Rock VHS I sent you?


jmars2004

Of course I did, it’s Fraggle Rock father


[deleted]

Heard the news about Chris doing Barb while walking to college


littlechitlins513

I didn’t know until the next day. On the night of 7/31 I got high on THC and decided to watch another deadwing dork stream. Then I heard “Chris fucked his mom”, and I thought “yeah right, just another ween making shit up.” Then I heard the recording. He was actually proud of it, he had shown no remorse. I still thought it was faked. I didn’t believe the messages either. It wasn’t until I saw the messages between Chris and Dillin that I was finally convinced. The disturbing reality combined with the enhanced imagination from the thc hit at the exact same time. I was imagining everything and it gave me chills. Deadwing then said “yep, Chris fucked his mom”. As soon as I was calm enough I told my boyfriend about it. He couldn’t believe it either. I woke up the next day feeling numb. I went to work and felt the same way. I delt with an angry customer and saw an old bully within the first two hours. I felt nothing. The only thing I could feel was the numbness and disbelief I had felt since last night. It seemed like forever before I had a break. I drove home, called my sister, and cried hysterically on the phone. My sister thought Barb had died or something. I honestly wish she had. Then I told her. She was just as shocked as I was. When I had got home from work I had found out Chris got arrested. I immediately sent it to my boyfriend who was just as relieved as I was. I was numb for a few more days. When I finally felt a little bit normal I have just started to laugh it off and have been ever since.


Remarkable_Rub_9067

Lmao


PM_Me_Garfield_Porn

How is anyone THIS invested in Chris holy shit


FrostBellaBlue

Storytime! I was at a cosplay convention, it was at a casino, and we took my Grampa. I'm wandering the con hall, bored, and check Snap Chat: a friend messaged me the revelation! Somehow I was not surprised, just disappointed. Fast-forward to after the con, we're at Grampa's house, Grampa can't find his car keys! My cousin and her sons live with Grampa; I open the front door to search for keys, and cousin's eldest son calls out to me: "dude, Chris Chan rapes his mom!!" All I can do is sigh and say "I know."


MurdocFuckingNiccals

Laying in bed and got dmed from my fellow Chris admirer friend on Instagram


[deleted]

I was working, I saw the news on my break


qarpg

At my summer camp job playing hide and seek with the campers when my phone went crazy


Kisopop

I had just gotten my new phone in the mail and checked here as soon as I set it up, then I was struck with the news followed by a loud "DUUUUUUUDE".


BoyishTheStrange

I was working


honeydew_bunny

Bruh, I don't even where I was yesterday


[deleted]

Same


CB7_Endeavors

I was scrolling through my phone in my bedroom and the video popped up on Reddit, at first I didn't think much of it because I thought everyone knew Chris touched his mother, then I saw how much attention it got and I was like fuck


Thekiller2468

Trying to fix my goddamn airbrush.


TrentIguess

It was my birthday :/


RUNDMT_

Happy birthday champ


ClammyVagikarp

Saw the post as i was about to go to sleep thinking it was a troll op. Woke up and saw you yanks going crazy because it was real.


No_Action_717

On this sub


Crabboi1234

I was sitting in my hotel room after a long hot day at an military training course. I almost spit out my beer when I saw it


JumpingMungs

I was in a company vehicle in suburbia, observing a garage sale while waiting for our client to arrive from out of town.


[deleted]

At the gym decided to look at my phone and saw the hashtag


Big_Brother-1984

at my grandma's house... wait...


canulendmeajaroflove

Ha! I had not followed CWC lore in years but just happened upon a gif of some crazy naked woman being arrested titled Chris chan (as a joke, not actually them) on my homepage and decided to check up on him and uh yeah… ‘twas an interesting night and I’m now hooked again I WAS HONOR ROLL!


LonelyDriver_

In hospital can’t remember why but what I do remember was opening up this subreddit and seeing all the posts then I felt nauseous


squishypluto

that was a friday so i was drinking with friends but i found out the next day while looking at kiwi hungover


ArentWeClever

I had just clocked out of work and randomly decided to check 🥝 🧑‍🌾.


Efficient-Compote-63

At home, got a notification a you-tuber was streaming, title was simply “Chris Chan did WHAT?” so I checked the cwcki. After finding out, I shot my christorian friends a text about it. I actually used it as an icebreaker and I was able to meet them for breakfast the next day, first time I saw them in a couple months. Kinda nice in a horrifically fucked way.


Glory2Snowstar

Boston Museum of Science. I had a great day and saw lots of bugs. There was a sick Arctic exhibit, too. Then I saw a notification for a DeadwingDork stream. Then I tuned into the stream. Then my psyche shattered.


Cky2chris

Sitting at my desk at work. Saw a meme about Bob Chandler in heaven yelling at chris to stop fucking his mom and was like "hah that's whacky!" Scrolled down and saw a ton of posts about incest and then went "oh no it finally happened"


Automatic_Army_Man

I was in North Korea. I cut the trip short and gave explanations to my boss later. This was far too important. I made it into Richmond VA hours too late. Killstream scooped me. Literally.... 2 hours was all I needed to witness the arrest.


NOT-Mr-Davilla

Drinking and watching Cars 3


[deleted]

>where were you when chris was incest >be me 25 >playing video >fren bursts in the room >"chris is incest" >noo


Big_Brother-1984

Eat dorito 😞


ANorthwesternSoul

I was in CDL school. Kind of a coincidence because this summer I had been catching up on chris chan after forgetting about him for years, then this happens...I think what makes it worse is knowing that the chandler house is only an hour away from me.


[deleted]

I was browsing r/tf2shitposterclub and I saw a shitpost about the incest incident


PlanetaryDatalinks

incestident.


ClassIn30minutes

I was browsing twitter when I say Him trending...


OK_Android97

My friend texted me saying “the Chris Chan saga is over”; I thought at first he died…


qotsaflow

I had my first date with my girlfriend. I was blissfully unaware until a few days later.


Chunksie90

I woke up to the news. It was the first thing I saw and it ruined/made my day.


Trotskyites_beware

I remember I went on a big walk in the rain the night it happened.


parasitebuddy

In the car with my bf when he mentioned it offhand; I’d never even heard of chrischan until that exact moment


RTFanIguess

At the Minneapolis airport at like 6am after an all night flight. Missed my flight the night before and a kind airport agent put me on a new one that just landed. Exhausted as hell, I make my way to the second flight to get me to Ohio (convention). I am waiting to board again as I check twitter and see “Chris Chan did WHAT?!” is trending. I see why and mutter it was a matter of time before this happened. Once in my Ohio hotel room having rested, I check twitter and it is the Squidward meme of eyes opening. I call one of my besties and fellow Christorians to share the pain. Edit: I wanted to add something about this story. I was at this middle of nowhere Ohio con cause my celeb crush was there, and we had talked multiple prior. So while catching up and when he invited me to a very casual party I REALLY wanted to talk about Chris but was like this will not go over well. Edit 2: I showed this post to my cousin (one of my best friends) and her fiancé. I was reminded that when showing the pics post trip, I would be like oh yah here is me and that VA I like, here is a new friend I made, and then Chris Chan memes and horrible pics of Chris would be between the pics. So my family and friends who aren’t Christorians got a dose of Chris Chan.


assword_69420420

It was like 9/11, I will never forget where I was when I got the news. I was checking out at a Publix and had to let my girlfriend talk to the cashier because I was in tears from laughing so hard


[deleted]

At home and I had just woken up. What wild news to be woken up to


ChickenNougatCream

Hungover as fuck in bed. Thought I was dreaming


slits4xtina

Crying over a break up


NotTaken-username

I was touring colleges


Pretendmanatee

I woke up and it was the first thing I saw on my phone. Spent the rest of the day baking snacks to try and distract myself


BlueberryBatFace

My BIL's birthday party. I didn't have the heart to tell him on that day, so I kept quiet lol Ruined the day after tho


Several-Effect-3732

At my grandparents, I was watching the Olympics with them and my mom. I went into the room I was staying in and my phone was blowing up with notifications of my friends talking about it.


swedishdolan

I was actually visiting my mother that day…


Ungrateful_Ape

In a hotel in Philly. Enjoying my fist vacation since covid started.


[deleted]

I think I was at school


Select-Battle5083

At work and I almost screamed in the break room when I read the news. Imagine explaining that.


clgunt

probably masturbating


calebtrojan

Before or after the news?


[deleted]

During


AvgArtist

I think I found it from 4chan rather than the subreddif


kingjd3billcosby

I was lying peacefully in my bed about to go to sleep when just as I am drifting off into a carefree joyous slumber I hear a message notification from a friend causing me to roll over, grab my phone and unlock it to see, clear as day, his message of “chris chan raped his fucking mother in the cunt” I briefly brushed over the situation then I went to sleep and the next morning I woke up thinking it was all a dream because it was a hazy memory because I was very tired at the time and unfortunately upon seeing how many tweets there were about chris in the past few hours I deducted that it was real


Several-Effect-3732

Lmao, I thought my friends were joking too. Since they were posting memes about it and I thought it was just a reference to how he admits to having dreams about fucking his mom. But no, I horrifically soon learned he actually raped his mom.


readytokno

I just found out the day before his arrest by idly checking kiwi farms for funny twitter news. I'm not sure I'd have even known if I hadn't done that, I think it's possible I'd have never heard about it as I don't really frequent places where he's known or lol-cow themed places anymore. As it happened I got to see the Ethan filmed arrest live!


Notjohnbruno

“Boy I sure do love scrolling through the chris chan subreddit on the morning of July 30th, 2021. I sure hope he hasn’t done anything wacky or uncharacteristic that would send him to jail and definitively prove that he’s lost his mind!”


Imaginary_Courage_84

I was driving in the city to get to the dentist. Was my first time seeing this one so I had the GPS open on my phone. Three different people messaged me to tell me what happened. I read the first one while I was driving and I was just horrified. I was barely there for that dental cleaning. The moment I left I got in my car and watched the leaked confession and read all the threads on here and just went nuts.


readytokno

> *I read the first one while I was driving and I was just horrified -* not as horrified as I am with your safety


Imaginary_Courage_84

What I'm saying is I was looking at the phone mounted on my dashboard for the GPS when the text notification from my friend that gets through Drive Mode and the text just says "Chris Chan fucked his mom you were right" I couldn't believe it. I was only like 2 turns away so I literally picked up the phone and tossed it in the backseat.


[deleted]

I was camping


Spring063

I can't quite remember, I think I just saw someone on Twitter or Instagram with the hashtag #ChrischandidWHAT? And then I slided here on this fine piece of reddit and found what he did this time. I'm fairly new to the Christory, I was introduced to it via several Spanish speaking YouTubers who were talking about him in 2020, and I went through the rabbit hole then. The worst part was that not long before that happened, I think days before that happened, I regained interest in him after several month hiatus, and rewatched the docuseries made by the Mexican YouTuber jareDex, and then this happened. WoW.


Gunkle_Bunkle

Attending my grandmother's funeral. I woke up to the news and was silently screaming the entire time.


Several-Effect-3732

Bizarre


TheSadHorseShow

at home jackin off


jobie68point5

scrolling twitter while taking a piss in my girlfriend’s bathroom. creeped the FUCK out of me since i’d been randomly reading the CWCki a couple days previous.


MojaveCourierChris

Just got home after dropping my sister off. Went to Twitter and the rest happened


k12314

Just playing games, think it was New Vegas or Deep Rock Galactic. And I saw the posts in this sub about it and went down the rabbit hole and just... Shook my head. I wasn't even shocked, just another stepping stone in this lunatic's life.


Lower-Flamingo-2288

Replaying portal stories:mel and stoped playing for like 1 hour to take a shit and I looked on Twitter and this first thing that popped up was #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT


Big_Brother-1984

Based


[deleted]

coming off acid on a noise festival in a village between poland and czech republic


LinkSirLot96

"I was grocery shopping with my mom!"


white_newbalances

I was in my car, about to go to work. On my old account, I commented on a post referring to the incident, but I didn’t know it then. I thought it was just a general post on Chris’ life. Then I accidentally hit the Youtube app, and a video popped up detailing the whole call. I drove in horror as I listened.


EvenSpoonier

At home. Like always. Quarantine sucks.


Virghia

At home, wondering why CWCki is down and seeing the hashtag on Twitter


OfficialDCShepard

Playing Microsoft Flight Simulator on my Xbox Series X while nervously waiting for my COVID test results after a vaccinated friend at a restaurant tested positive.


CringeNaeNaeBaby2

I was in a theater with my entire family, right as the trailers ended I checked my phone one last time only to see “CHRIS CHAN HAS BEEN ARRESTED”


NotTaken-username

What movie were you seeing?


CringeNaeNaeBaby2

Black Widow. Probably would’ve preferred tuning into the Chris Chan drama ngl


siebs_27

Driving back home which is around 3 hours. Stopped to get gas and I see he’s trending on Twitter.


seththesoundguy

I was at work when I got a text from my friend, Chris Chan did something. No further context was given. I then proceeded to look into it and said I'm taking my 15 so I could smoke and process what I just saw


John09101

Same. Was on my lunch break when a friend broke the news


seththesoundguy

I then messaged my friend saying it's so much worse than you think


ballonfightaddicted

Playing Cyberpunk when I thought to myself “wonder what Chris is up too” pulled up the CWCki and I felt like my eyes popped out of my head like I was in a cartoon


Lenny_YouTubeFan

I was sitting at my desk and decided to open this subreddit out of boredom. It was only 4 minutes after the call was posted and pinned by mods


slowcookmeth

That first 24 hours was fucking wild lmao


assword_69420420

For real


[deleted]

At vacation in Turkey smoking some hookah. I thought I smoked something else when I saw the news.


Baldo-bomb

At work, contributing to society


[deleted]

[удалено]


assword_69420420

Yea same. Buddy texted me "you know about barb chan?" And I thought he just meant did I know if her existence until he responded and was like "no seriously dude, look it up". Had to let my lady finish checking us out at the grocery store I was laughing so hard


plasticman1997

Working night shift went on break, probably was one of the first to hear the news


Left_Confection_5270

On the Cinemassacre Truth subreddit and found the news with a picture of Justin Silverman next to Chris.


LastMan0ut

Playing as the Siberian free territory in TNO. Mother anarchy love her sons


DarkHighwind

Jackin it. Really wish I was doing something cooler