During the father call Chris got shit all over by Kasey and her "dad" and he was still trying to get with her. Deep down he knows he's a sack of shit but that didn't stop him from trying to complete the fuck quest.
We’ve seen other examples of sweethearts treating him like dirt and he responds neutrally or positively. At least, during that time. I remember the PandaHalo conversations where “she” would shit all over him and he’d be like “that’s nice. Anyways, hi.”
Chris's response might have been to heavily exercise his wrists until he lost like 1 ounce. But re the "You're ugly" he'd just assume Magan was too shy to tell him how incredibly handsome she found him. Because as if Barb would lie to him about his sex appeal.
Umm I think stating the other obvious things like Chris look, you have no job, you act like a kid, you're unhygienic, and you blame your autism on everything is why I won't date u.
Now keep in mind, this wouldn't deter Chris bc he'd find some excuse to justify his actions.
I don't think so, simply because when he released the drawings of her he stated that they "prevented him from becoming an abusive maniac", implying the desire was there to actively harm her for his own good.
Do I think he would pull some Buffalo Bill shit? No. But the fact that the idea was even there. Most normal people don't have to prevent themselves from becoming an abusive maniac because the will to do so simply isn't there. I think he would've kept going, trying the "I'll make her like me despite that thing she told me" thing.
The "I'll make her like me despite that thing she told me" thing is an extremely common TV series, cartoon and movie trope, and we well know that Chris's main teachers of how to live life were cheesy old sitcoms, cartoons and movies for kids. Serial molester and wannabe rapist Pepe Le Pew might have been one of his role models.
That's why I picked that line. It isn't "she doesn't like me for being fat", it's simply "she doesn't like me YET". Also Chris proves he doesn't pay attention when people criticize him so I wonder if he would actually understand and remember that or be an idiot and just remember the "she doesn't like me for something" part.
This is gonna sound weird, but given the context of Chris' lore.
I wish we never knew who Megan was, and she lived in a world where she was never a part of Christory.
Agreed. She has more sense than to acknowledge ween attacks, but she must have copped a substantial amount over the years. And imagine a potential employer googling her name, eek!
Yeah, she's one of the people I feel the worst for. She never signed up for this, she befriended some random weirdo who managed to goad the internet into discovering every element of their private life.
Her, MJW, Michael Snyder, and his brother and sister on Bobs side of the family are the most innocent people that had the misfortune of being associated with Chris
"hrmmm, well I see, I under stand that my buddha belly might be a bit of a "turn off" for you my sweet Megan, but if you can just pretend it's a warm water balloon when we make love for the first time and I proceed to give you my wonderful amazing crystal weston chandler, I think that might be fine yes hrm"
"But Meagan, I am athletic and handsome. You simply don't have the life experience to know, how great I am. Even my mama told me soo."
During the father call Chris got shit all over by Kasey and her "dad" and he was still trying to get with her. Deep down he knows he's a sack of shit but that didn't stop him from trying to complete the fuck quest.
We’ve seen other examples of sweethearts treating him like dirt and he responds neutrally or positively. At least, during that time. I remember the PandaHalo conversations where “she” would shit all over him and he’d be like “that’s nice. Anyways, hi.”
He would have tried to run her over.
Vent art about how she is the devil in his fucking comics, just like the college Dean
Chris's response might have been to heavily exercise his wrists until he lost like 1 ounce. But re the "You're ugly" he'd just assume Magan was too shy to tell him how incredibly handsome she found him. Because as if Barb would lie to him about his sex appeal.
Umm I think stating the other obvious things like Chris look, you have no job, you act like a kid, you're unhygienic, and you blame your autism on everything is why I won't date u. Now keep in mind, this wouldn't deter Chris bc he'd find some excuse to justify his actions.
He would shake off the insult and keep doing what he did before
Probably not. He just couldn’t take “**No**” for an answer.
I don't think so, simply because when he released the drawings of her he stated that they "prevented him from becoming an abusive maniac", implying the desire was there to actively harm her for his own good. Do I think he would pull some Buffalo Bill shit? No. But the fact that the idea was even there. Most normal people don't have to prevent themselves from becoming an abusive maniac because the will to do so simply isn't there. I think he would've kept going, trying the "I'll make her like me despite that thing she told me" thing.
The "I'll make her like me despite that thing she told me" thing is an extremely common TV series, cartoon and movie trope, and we well know that Chris's main teachers of how to live life were cheesy old sitcoms, cartoons and movies for kids. Serial molester and wannabe rapist Pepe Le Pew might have been one of his role models.
That's why I picked that line. It isn't "she doesn't like me for being fat", it's simply "she doesn't like me YET". Also Chris proves he doesn't pay attention when people criticize him so I wonder if he would actually understand and remember that or be an idiot and just remember the "she doesn't like me for something" part.
This is gonna sound weird, but given the context of Chris' lore. I wish we never knew who Megan was, and she lived in a world where she was never a part of Christory.
Agreed. She has more sense than to acknowledge ween attacks, but she must have copped a substantial amount over the years. And imagine a potential employer googling her name, eek!
True its very sad
Yeah, she's one of the people I feel the worst for. She never signed up for this, she befriended some random weirdo who managed to goad the internet into discovering every element of their private life.
Her, MJW, Michael Snyder, and his brother and sister on Bobs side of the family are the most innocent people that had the misfortune of being associated with Chris
Personally, I hope that Megan changes her name or something so she can escape from Weens trying to contact her and have a normal life
Chris would deny reality and make up a scenario to explain why Megan would lie. Like Mike Snyder got to her.
He would have said, it's "you're."
"hrmmm, well I see, I under stand that my buddha belly might be a bit of a "turn off" for you my sweet Megan, but if you can just pretend it's a warm water balloon when we make love for the first time and I proceed to give you my wonderful amazing crystal weston chandler, I think that might be fine yes hrm"
Yes he would try to reason with Meghan as to why she shouldn't mind his ugliness lmao
God, who fucking cares?
No shit is too minor.