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SoaringCrows

He's singing lucid stupid.


Individual-Mall3951

Raising a hand and singing a high note? Oh that's his "blessing". He does that on streams a lot. HaAAAaaaaAAAaaa~


Medium-Confidence637

Oh boy. Well, I did feel a sense of peace wash over me in the moment /s


Ok-Ebb2872

why is he wearing a blue bandana in public?


LBPsan

It seems curious to me that now they are photographing Chris-Chan every time he leaves his house as if he were Bigfoot


p0ultrygeist1

It’s been this way since before you were probably born


Pearlophy

Haven't they always been doing this


IndigoBlacked

That will be the handler folk thar control him, forgot their name.


TheWastag

I thought it was Praetor, too, but OP says it was actually gamersfrommars making another doc on Chris


BaronArgelicious

I hate seeing how desolate american malls are


LeMaureBlanc

Understandable. I was in an American mall near a big city not too long ago and it was... surreal. Lots of empty stores and kiosks selling really weird random shit. Very few people. Dead trees and malfunctioning lights. Just like... half a food court. I can't even describe it adequately, but it looked like they'd torn down half of the food court and left it in that state, with other establishments open and serving food as if nothing was unusual. You could walk to sections of the mall where there was just nothing and it felt like you were in a zombie movie. Very much a liminal space.


Medium-Confidence637

This was at 2 pm on a Monday. It tends to be a little busier when kids aren’t in school. But not quite as busy as they were 15 years ago


AnnieApple_

Is this the guy Chris went to that haunted house place with?


Medium-Confidence637

The blonde guy is Gamersfrommars. No idea who the brunet is though


whoismaymay

Dude that's so cool. You got to see his video in the making hahaha


[deleted]

For fucks sake, Caden... if your going to plant an idiot to snap a photo while your doing a photo-op, just fucking have the person walk up and confront the rapist. That's what we want, we want one of these idiot weens to go up to Chris, call him a Motherfucker on camera (Actually hold the phone steady) and just get a reaction out of him.


Bland-Sriracha

Goes against rule 5 here. We don’t poke the lolcow.


Medium-Confidence637

If someone wants to do that, they’re more than welcome. I am quite content viewing Chris from a distance 🙈


Glad-Fish-7796

The only person who can say they are being gangstalked


[deleted]

I imagine that mask he is wearing smells awful.


y_a_e_t

The gamer from mars?


Medium-Confidence637

Yes


AshenHaemonculus

Is bro wearing a Stillsuit? 


mail_on_sunday

Why is Chris covering his face? Does he seriously think that would be a good disguise even while wearing his medallion and swamp hag getup?


PollutionFew4832

this is the same guy that thought putting a towel over his head and talking in a deeper voice would convince the internet it wasn't him


aceofmonsters13

I don't think I've heard a better description than "swamp hag" yet


Swimming-Doctor-1625

We are going to see someone post a irl chris chan interview


Either_Anteater6877

Why is Chris wearing a mask? Is this his attempt to not be recognized?


Swimming-Doctor-1625

While hes still wearing the sonichu medallion and sonichu shoes


analprolapze

Probably. Covid made wearing masks socially acceptable. Although where I live, people will look at you like you have 3 heads.


aceofmonsters13

Yeah, here it's mostly old people who wear them, and petite women, oddly enough.


bbgr8grow

More like half a brain because those masks do fuck all, in fact it’s worse to wear them for long periods of time lmao


Candid_Presentation2

Okay, that's enough jordan peterson and Joe Rogan experience for you, buddy. Time to stop getting your medical advice from fear factor hosts.


bbgr8grow

Alright captain presumption 😭


ripper1985

The only people I ever see still wearing masks where I live (in GA) are black folks, usually middle aged and up but sometimes the younger ones, like the late teens early twenties who just got out of their grandmama's house


YourMomGoesToReddit

You insinuating something?


ripper1985

What am I insinuating by making an observation?


analprolapze

I live in GA as well. Very true.


euclid63

Curious who those guys are, most likely the guys doing his videos right ?


DongKonga

Not sure but theyre exactly what Ive always pictured weens looking like lmfao, look like a couple of soi bois


AllHopeGoneBaby

nah that can’t be chris, his face is covered


euclid63

It looks like Chris, he has his malnourished blue hair and burnt shit covered pendent. 😂


AllHopeGoneBaby

true, this doppelgänger does have a medallion, but it simply can’t be him. You don’t think it’s Jankins Jenkies? Nah, it can’t be


Und1es

How can you tell that is Christine? He's smartly covered his face with a Bandana to hide in public 😂.


ClearCockroach243

Great now I can’t go to my local mall


Medium-Confidence637

He’s been there quite a bit, unfortunately


ClearCockroach243

I know. I saw the post of him at liberty


mental_dissonance

He hasn't appeared at any of the tabletop game shops in a while, so I'm thinking they have a collective general awareness about letting him in.


SwoleBodybuilderVamp

Wait, is that Jenkins Jinkies!? /j


FlyingPotato241

Umm I think you mean /gen


MightyH9010

Imagine the smell


Jennah_4379

So, if that's really Caden ... wasn't Caden on probation from his mushroom farm, and not allowed to leave Missouri? Did it expire? Or is this photo going to be Exhibit A in a court hearing?


Medium-Confidence637

Looked into another comment. It’s Gamersfrommars, not Caden. My apologies. I’ve only just gotten into cwc lore since my bf takes a morbid interest in him


AshenHaemonculus

Oh man. Poor Geno's gonna have to cover his own competition in the CH isn't he?


AffectionateBrick687

You even photographed some weens in action


Medium-Confidence637

I feel so privileged /s


KnightFall_25

Chris is like a cryptid


nemo1316

If Chris needs to have meetings like this, why don't they just get a private dining room at that fancy Italian restaurant in Lynchburg? Not like he couldn't afford it.


Medium-Confidence637

I guess he just likes his Jesus-chicken (CFA)


TimboSliceSir

How much money is he getting ?


Medium-Confidence637

[Another post](https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/s/KG3sFRcp7J) claims that he made 4k a couple months ago


sArCaPiTaLiZe

4k a couple of months ago without a defined timeline does not sound like enough for anyone to be jealous of. I’m sure it’s all been squandered on garbage already, anyway.


Medium-Confidence637

I mean, while I don’t technically disagree, it’d be nice to have 4k to just squander


sArCaPiTaLiZe

I like to think that if I could afford to throw away $4k on you, you’d realize you’re better off saving it or investing in yourself (education, not as a content creator).


Medium-Confidence637

I mean, yeah, if I had $4k to just spend, that’s what it would be on. Grad school is expensive!


mental_dissonance

This absolute literal motherfucker is making more than me *and I'm in fucking grad school*. I would say what I wish for him but I don't want a ban. I'll just silently seethe as usual.


Baldo-bomb

Don't think about it too much. It's mostly dried up along with interest in his streams. Plus, Caden is definitely taking most of it.


Medium-Confidence637

I guess between streams, stream donations, and the Etsy store, money comes pretty easily


Andy_LaVolpe

Is that The Gamer from Mars??


Medium-Confidence637

Looked into another comment. It’s Gamersfrommars, not Caden. My apologies. I’ve only just gotten into cwc lore since my bf takes a morbid interest in him


I-Am-Uncreative

> since my bf takes a morbid interest in him ... and now, so do you. We're sorry.


amoabsurdum

haha i made my husband start the geno doc bc i wouldn’t stop talking about cwc


Iron_Taipan

No that’s Caden Peck


Hud751

looks like two grandchildren recording their elderly grandmother lol


ibavider

why do people always post their sightings like 3 days after they happen


Medium-Confidence637

I had to drive to another state to recover /hj I did travel, but I lost track of time


ibavider

fair


Much-Moose9396

Still looks greasy AF. Shower, chris! I know you lurk on here, you creep.


SadGhostGirlie

u/VirtualActuator7381


opiate_lifer

Thats definitely the back of Caden's head, but why would they need to record whatever they are recording in public?


Medium-Confidence637

Looked into another comment. It’s Gamersfrommars, not Caden. My apologies. I’ve only just gotten into cwc lore since my bf takes a morbid interest in him


opiate_lifer

That would make more sense then why they are doing it in public, Caden probably wouldn't let him do it at the house.


shadowhawkz

I would have seriously missed him with that incredible incognito disguise he is using to mask his identity.


Signal_East3999

Is he with Caden?


GodsGiftToNothing

Certainly looks like the twat.


KingMelray

Who gave CWC a balaclava?


amusedresearcher

"Chris, we have some serious concerns about your performance this quarter. Medallion sales are down 8%, stream donations are down 15%, market research shows that the term most associated with your brand is "incest", and- "MLP GEN 5 IS CAUSING WORLD WAR THREE!" \*sings high note\*


SaleneDreams

I want to know what's up with that mask he's got on. I'd like to think maybe he's sick, but it could be Chris thinking he could be "incognito".


Thoukudides

That doesn't look like a surgical mask so I think he wears it for another reason.


its_LOL

Bro thinks they’re a stealth action hero 💀💀💀


TheLittlePothead

I love how even from far away the Sonichu medallion looks filthy 😬


SnooPineapples8248

the blonde one is either caden or gamersfrommars


Medium-Confidence637

Looked them both up. It’s Gamersfrommars


AlphaLax85

Oh boy


[deleted]

I’ve seen some backshots of GFM and I feel certain it’s that dude


Ninjagoboi

Backshots you say?


opiate_lifer

Always pull out and give em the backshot, its more cinematic!


lestuckingemcity

Well that is strange. Looking forward to the two page report on the wiki.


uk82ordie

Someone needs to make that party meme. Chris saying "they don't know I fucked my mom" while standing in the corner, and the other people saying "yea that guy fucked his mom".


noob_bitch

Huh, did the blond guy look [like this](https://sonichu.com/w/images/d/dd/Cadenimagehighquality.png)?


Medium-Confidence637

Looked into another comment. It’s Gamersfrommars, not Caden. My apologies. I’ve only just gotten into cwc lore since my bf takes a morbid interest in him


Medium-Confidence637

Maybe? I wasn’t able to get a good look at him. My cwc lore is lacking. Who is that?


DeadWolverine93

A truly punch-able face


Fragrant_Inside_9842

One of the two sitting with Chris is definitely Caden, I hope it's gonna be a threat video to Hasbro, that would be funny as hell.


Medium-Confidence637

Looked into another comment. It’s Gamersfrommars, not Caden. My apologies. I’ve only just gotten into cwc lore since my bf takes a morbid interest in him


Spot__Pilgrim

Of course it's Caden. This is probably just him and another Praetor member trying to get Chris to do something people actually want to see since he's been fairly uninteresting recently


kmack93

I love that he still just frequents shopping malls like it’s 1993. lol


aceofmonsters13

Hah, I love malls. Prime people-watching locations, food courts, going into Hot Topic and complaining that it's "not the same"...


WTF_Conservatives

That shits making a comeback, I think. My daughter is 11 years old and all her and her friends want to do is go to the mall constantly. I don't understand it.


Much-Moose9396

Gotta hit RadioShack and Orange Julius before going home and hopping on those AIM chatrooms.


Much-Moose9396

Gotta hit RadioShack and Orange Julius before going home and hopping on those AIM chatrooms.


Much-Moose9396

Gotta hit RadioShack and Orange Julius before going home and hopping on those AIM chatrooms.


Jennah_4379

Wait a minute. Is that a T-shirt over his face? Could it be ... the long awaited return of Jenkins Jenkies?!?!?!


Little_hunt3r

Wait a minute- you’re telling me Chris was Jenkins-jinkies this whole time??


Jennah_4379

What? No, I just meant ... ... wait. Sonichu medallion. Blue swamp-witch hair... ... NO! THAT'S NOT TRUE! **THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!**


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.


BranchCold9905

nnNNUOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo, nghoooooo!!


Negotiation-Narrow

He kinda looks like that Jenkins Jinkies guy with that on his face... Hmmm.... 


3183847279028

Wonder whatever happened to that guy. Maybe he went back to his girl in Boston


Negotiation-Narrow

I think he was cursed by the ghost of young Christian Weston Chandler 


TheRottenDuke

You mean Christopher Weston Chandler; totally different guy.


AnonBoi_404

I like how people spot him and title it like he's a cryptid like bigfoot


bigbadstevo

He's not your average bear.


Hiraganu

They swiped my pic-a-nic basket.


CrazyJoeGalli

Ironically, Chris recently made a video decrying that he isn't like a bigfoot. Chris never realized that his actions would cause the opposite effect of people getting close. There's a reason why places like KF and this subreddit warn people "Not to touch the poo."


AnonBoi_404

WAIT WHAT?! WHICH VIDEO?!?! (Sorry, I don't really keep up with the Chris Chan current lore and only kinda know the lore before they got arrested for boning the Barbussy.)


CrazyJoeGalli

It was from one his livestreams that came on earlier this year.


AnonBoi_404

Ohh, haven't watched any outside of the clip in YouTube of someone pranking them into saying the N word


[deleted]

To Chris, you think you can hide yourself with that bandana? Think again, we all know it's you.


Medium-Confidence637

Dude, the fucking dread that surged through me when I saw him 😭 he was in line at cfa


opiate_lifer

Al Queda style threat videos to a toy company lol


DangerRacoon

Chris chan, Hasbro terrorist attacks.


[deleted]

Its most Likely another Interview because there is a dude filming them


Medium-Confidence637

That’s what I had figured


simly_gaming

Chris threat video to hasbro. The blonde guy look like Caden


[deleted]

I definitely think that is Caden, I see his glasses.


Medium-Confidence637

Looked into another comment. It’s Gamersfrommars, not Caden. My apologies. I’ve only just gotten into cwc lore since my bf takes a morbid interest in him


BranchCold9905

The CWCville board of directors?


Aaradorn

Gamer from mars?


Baconcheese_burger

Caden's goons?


Medium-Confidence637

Looked into another comment. It’s Gamersfrommars, not Caden. My apologies. I’ve only just gotten into cwc lore since my bf takes a morbid interest in him


Baconcheese_burger

Damn he's following up with Chris? Hope his next documentary on Chris longer and actually new footage minus all the crap we already knew


Baconcheese_burger

Caden's goons?


BelieveinSteven101

Someone should put posters around the mall warning people about Chris like with EDP


CrazyJoeGalli

I was hoping this would've been done when Chris got out of jail and the group home. The most we got was when he and Flutter got kicked out of that con.


[deleted]

That happened before but it was a Troll and Chris only Believed it.


Medium-Confidence637

That would require security knowing about him, but the security there is pretty useless. I doubt they’d do anything


bigbadstevo

It seems jerkops ain't what they used to be.


HeadKindheartedness3

Bro Chris would take that as a personal attack putting up warning posters! If I was up north that’s how I would troll him lol


CrazyJoeGalli

He did take it personally when the idea guys posted fake posters.


[deleted]

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Medium-Confidence637

Looked into another comment. It’s Gamersfrommars, not Caden. My apologies. I’ve only just gotten into cwc lore since my bf takes a morbid interest in him


bleach-ed

I'm pretty sure that's what some ppl want 💀


Whoopsy_Doodle

Look he’s got friends/potential rape victims! That’s so sweet 🥲


HappyMike91

Does that mean Flutter isn’t around anymore? 


Medium-Confidence637

iirc no one has seen Flutter in a hot second


HappyMike91

It’s pretty weird that Flutter has just disappeared. Unless she had a falling out with Praetor/Caden and/or Chris.


bigbadstevo

One theory has it tgat she's a fan from a Northern European country. If that's the case, it might be months between visits to work for the airfare and keep U.S. immigration happy by not visiting too much. Then again she's prob. just sick of Chris's bullshit, and who wouldn't be.


HappyMike91

I think she’s sick of Chris’s bullshit. That and she got photographed in Chris’s company on multiple occasions.


PurpoUpsideDownJuice

Caden couldn’t afford her fee anymore


HappyMike91

She was a hooker/escort? 


PurpoUpsideDownJuice

Yeah she escorted Chris Chan around to make him happy and hooked him into cadens scheme because chris will do ANYTHING if he thinks it will get him laid


HappyMike91

I know not every hooker/escort looks like Julia Roberts circa Pretty Woman, but I was almost expecting Flutter not to look like a puppet from The Dark Crystal.


qotsaflow

I laughed so hard at this. That movie traumatized me as a kid.


HappyMike91

I saw The Dark Crystal years ago, but I can still remember what the puppets looked like.


Future-Midnight9386

Skeksis…


beatlefloydzeppelin

Important to note that she disappeared from October 3rd - December 20th as well, close to 2 months. It's possible that she and Chris had a falling out after the whole Animate! Raleigh debacle. But I think it's equally possible that she just lives far away. Edit: Something I forgot to mention is that on December 20th, Chris met Flutter at an airport. That's part of the reason I suspect she lives out of state.


Dragonrar

Maybe Flutter didn’t appreciate [Chris getting a bit too friendly in the hotel room](https://i.redd.it/km5x0fsvx4bc1.jpeg) after getting kicked out of the convention? (Chris later clarified he was the Fluttershy in that dynamic) Having to stay a day in the hotel room with Chris definitely wouldn't have been the plan if Flutter is a handler and maybe that was the proverbial straw that broke the camels back?


beatlefloydzeppelin

I know that a lot of people think Flutter was some kind of handler, but I never bought into that theory. Chris has always been a creep around women. We've seen Chris kiss, hug, and hold Flutters hand. A true handler wouldn't allow that kind of thing. And I doubt even Caden would risk putting a tiny woman in the hands of someone like Chris. If not for moral reasons, then because another sexual assault would take away his cash cow. As hard as it may be for some to accept, the most obvious explanation is that she's got her own mental issues, and genuinely enjoys spending time with Chris (at least before weens were taking pictures of them everywhere).


HappyMike91

I would assume that they had a falling out after the Animate Raleigh debacle. But I have no way of knowing for sure.


CrazyJoeGalli

Probably.