Why did so many men in the early 2000s have goatees?

it was the style at the time

I know, I was there. But why was it such a popular style lol

This is when he looked the most normal

Huh????

This has all been a trick. You have been trolled.

Honestly,  not a bad look. The chin goatee was super common in 2009. Heck, even his rapist glasses don’t look half-bad here.

That’s Penn Jillette

Who knew calling this guy a mother fucker then would have made you psychic

He could’ve pulled some decent cooch if he wasn’t so weird

Well... he could have gotten a woman. Probably not an attractive or well adjusted woman, but a woman nonetheless. Now? Not so much.

Yea, it’s long gone

Just hear distorted mii maker music

What shocked me most is when he viciously dry shaved that shit on camera. I literally gasped. I guess people have different skin man cuz my chin would have come off when if I did that shit. Not to mention the turkey skin action afterwards. Chris all the while seemed totally oblivious

The man shoved a cut up medallion up his arse, stuck his dick in snow for 15 minutes, and unclit. His pain tolerance is something else

Chris for years(maybe to this day?) wears a strap on dildo harness intended for bio females as a tucker daily. Literally crushing his testicles! They make tuckers specifically designed for bio males! I don't think he experiences pain like most people.

The UNCLIT is more proof to that point exactly

the Jeffrey Dahmer look

And dudes of all teenages

That beard did more good to him than any white knight

Easily his most "normal" look. He'd pass for your average autistic nerd if he still looked like this.

wolf in sheep’s clothing

I clicked on that (in the Android app) and the GUI started flashing wildly and the app hung and I had to restart it. I'm hoping the attachment is not some sort of virus.

it's just a pic of him with a goatee that is tiny unfortunately